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Post traps here
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>>30572923
Traps are a /b/ thing...
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>>30572923
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>>30572940
whalecum, newfag.
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>>30572948

So brave
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>>30572940
no mang he means literal, punji-pit, land mine, hand grenade hidden in a bush, tiger pit, traps
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>>30572956
I know what he ment but couldnt resist the urge to shitpost
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>>30573173
But Anzu's a girl.
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>>30573364
>But Anzu's a girl.
sorry pal
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>>30573364
With penis
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>>30573173
Anzu is 100% woman and qt 3.14
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>>30573027
>this 3lbs bar of chocolate sure is legit, tommy. better try some.
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>>30573431
I think the point was more for a saboteur to carry it on their person without arising suspicion, rather than a booby trap. Maybe not though.
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>>30572923
Poor OP. He wasn't a faggot, but he drew in the faggots. Such good intentions. Go find a copy of the Ragnar Benson guide to man trapping
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>>30573972
>man trapping
It's not really a trap otherwise, is it?
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>>30573909
No you are correct. The delayed fuse would have been removed if intended for a booby trap.
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>>30572923
>posting a trap for ants
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>>30572948
Only traps not this ambush.
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>>30574137
An ambush is a type of trap
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>>30572966

More.
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>>30573995
It is just the title of the book. It was a fun read, I hope I'll never have a use for it, but it is cool to say I can stop a man through mutilation in 20 different ways.

>ibn4 edgelord faggot
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>>30574544
Should I order it online or could I find it at a nearby book store?
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>>30574130
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>>30573972
>>30574544
Don't forget the sequel too.
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>>30572923
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>>30572923
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>>30575043
i love how it got a fucking patent
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>>30573379
Of course. She just has a feminine penis.
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>>30575043
This is equal parts genius and sheer stupidity. Knowing someone somewhere liked the idea enough to patent it makes me happy.
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>>30573173
That's a grill
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>>30574544
where can i find a copy of this. I NEED IT.
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>>30574130
lik dis if this give u a boner evry tiem
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>>30573431
I mean, you could just use the pretense of a 5lb bar, those exist. Plus you could shove more boom in it.
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I got a couple that I can dump. Here's a simple classic: the shotgun shell mine. There are many ways to make shotgun shells into traps like this or by using mousetraps and fishing line. Get creative with variations.
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>>30574544
>mfw when I remember I have a copy and go look for it
>my very sad face when I can't find it anywhere
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>>30577197
There are youtube videos of traps similar to this used for catching animals.
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Pull trigger, win prizes.
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>>30577605
Wow, I am now a #cruzmissle
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>>30574130
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>>30574582
>>30576067
>>30577289
Amazon or eBay. Freedom to the press. No-one is there to judge. We can all kill ourselves when we are worried about the book grabbers.
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>>30574130
I would eat your ass and fuck you raw.
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>>30574588
fuck you don't ever post that image again
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>>30577197
This wouldn't work...
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>>30579093
How would it not work?
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>>30577481
She looks a bit like my trap gf, but thinner
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>>30580017
SMALL HINT OF PENIS
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>>30572923
Traps are full of heartbreak and suffering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyOOYn3A_6I
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>>30581414
I think it's the tragically ephemeral nature of traps that makes them so enticing.
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>traps is for b!!!

k is more fagotty than b and lgbt together, shows how faggots gun owner manchilds are
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>>30581491
weak bait desu senpai
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>>30581452
Most an hero by their mid thirties, right?
I saw a pic of baily jay with out his wig and make up, didn't know if I wanted to laugh or puke
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>>30581491
And who's to say gun-owners aren't progressive?
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>>30581524
I would let whatever that is suck my dick, if you know what I mean.
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>>30581536
please explain
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>>30581524
mettaton is a chick though.
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You guys arent posting best trap
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>>30581567
er, apparently mettaton is the character.

whaterver their name is, they cosplay chick in that webm has no penis.
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>>30581524
Dats a girl tho
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>>30581481
Is that a museum quality bakalite mag?
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>>30581524
I hate to be the kind of anon who asks for sauce but how about some fucking sauce.
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toasting
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>>30577605
Newfag here, what is this piece of shit plz?
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>>30581713
Most of /k/ will tell you that is the finest production semi automatic side arm in all of history. Then again most of /k/ are underaged nogunz who wouldn't know how to fucking load one in real life so it doesn't matter.
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>>30581517
Bailey jay is a dude?
What's with all the faggots and losers wanting to be chicks?
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>>30581762
Thx, is it some kind of glock? I'm planning on buying a Mateba 6 Unica because [spoiler]I'm a damn weeb[/spoiler] but owning firearms is not that popular in my country. Would you have any advices?
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>>30581799
>I'm planning on buying a Mateba 6 Unica
Lol, good luck faggot. The closest thing would be a Chiappa Rhino. Secondly, which country?
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>>30579896
>she
>my trap gf

Don't lie to yourself
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>>30573027
What happens if you just bite into it like a savage?
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>>30581771
Not just a dude but a late 30's heavily balding jewish dude. If you ever see a pic without all the make up and shit you will genuinely feel bad for him. I wonder if he will see 40 before he kills himself. No wonder they have the single hugest suicide rate of any group.
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>>30577289
do you even ebooks m8?

http://booksee.org/
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>>30579093
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>>30581985
Hey man, your loss
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>>30582007
>Wanting to digest aluminum foil.
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>>30577197

>>30579093
>This wouldn't work...
I think he's right, it wouldn't work because a primer needs to be struck to ignite, not slowly crushed like would happen if someone stepped on it.

>>30582187
This shows why it wouldn't work - you can't fire a pipe shotgun by slowly squishing it, you have to strike it.
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>>30582290
My doctor says I need more iron in my diet. Iron's expensive so I'm going with aluminum instead.
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>>30582314
>you can't fire a pipe shotgun by slowly squishing it, you have to strike it.
you could probably fix it by adding a spring mechanism (like in a gun really). shotgun shell bombs are a clever idea though.
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>>30582335
Like the C.L.I.T mine?

Pic not related but still related to the topic
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>>30581569
m-more
pls
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>>30572923
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>>30581762
>>30581713
Don't listen to this fucking poorfag. There's absolutely nothing wrong with current generation Glocks.

The "Glocknade" meme came around during the first gen when there were some serious manufacturing issues. However, most of these failures were due to dipshits using handloads.

Not to mention that it seems like there's so many failures because the Glock is literally the most popular handgun in America. There's a lot out there, so obviously there's going to be more failures.
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>>30581481
Oh that's just devilish, and just when I thought the C4 7.62X39 rounds hidden in mags was a IRL troll gold.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Eldest_Son
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>>30573364
she is a trap because she tricks us in believing she is a boy pretending to be a girl.
broke my heart
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>>30572966
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>>30581536
You mean you'd let it suck your dick, it was pretty straight forward
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>>30581524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHQ6ba-n12E
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>>30574582
http://www.pdfarchive.info/pdf/B/Be/Benson_Ragnar_-_The_most_dangerous_game.pdf
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>>30581414
Sauce?
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>>30576039
she was just the bait, not the trap
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>>30581640
Qt!! Where do you shoot??
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>>30581567
>>30581579
>>30581584
http://www.imgrum.net/user/reinakirena/1505710080/1157002125369230870_1505710080

Doesn't look like a girl.
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>>30583998
O god, the shoddy craftsmanship just killed my boner. Seriously that shit is godawful.

2/10 would not fug
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>>30573378
Perfect
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>>30582518
Sauce?!?!
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>>30581517

Here she is as a boy.
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>>30572923
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>>30584250
And as a kid.
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>>30578204
Jesus christ, that's actually legally available?

I must have it, if only for Shadowrun.
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>>30584287
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>>30584273
>Bryan Griffin
what a dog
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>>30582206
Traps are male tho, it's not a loss when them being male is what attracts you in the first place.
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>>30572923
why not ?
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>>30584300
>delicious
Not at all
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>>30584300
Not a trap. No one would be fooled into thinking he is a girl.

On the other hand, he is a delicious femboy and i would ANNIHILATE that boipucci
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>>30581517
Post that pic. Everyone talks about it but I haven't been able to find it
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>>30584829

She doesn't need a wig her hair is just pulled back.

She's like 28.
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>>30581507
I wish onlyafro was my wife
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>>30581507
Is that OnlyAfro?

I know he said he crosplayed as that character once...
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>>30584864
Still looks fine.
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>>30584864
Hotter than 90% of actual female slampieces out there. With or without makeup.

Those tits my God.
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>>30584864
>implying that's unattractive
I wouldn't mind waking up to that aside from the whole "has a penis" thing.
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>>30581567
>mettaton is a chick though.
Mettaton is a robot. Robots do not have genders or sexes.
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>>30584955
>>30584966
>>30584974

Yeah she is fucking hot. No way around it.

Those bitch pills they take prevent male pattern baldness from occurring, or so i've heard. So if any of you guys are losing your hair early in life, just take some female hormones and shit will be all good.
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>>30582609
I want to expropriate the bourgeoisie with this qt
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When did we become /b/?
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>>30574978
neat
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>>30584864
Jesus christ.

She isnt balding. HRT stops male pattern baldness and in some cases, even reverses it. All that is is a male hairline. She probably did have a small bit of recession before HRT, but stopped it dead in its tracks. If their hairline started out in a male pattern before baldness even set in, it will stay there until more drastic measures are taken. She looks fine.
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>>30584954
If yes, would savage.
If Dad, would love tenderly.
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>>30584954
>>30585522

Yes. The Haruhi crossplay is Afro.
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>>30585516
>she
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>>30584067
>O god, the shoddy craftsmanship just killed my boner
I bet you jerk off to H&K then, boyo
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>>30585535
I bloody knew it! I knew he was a trap, and now I know I know.
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>>30585851
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>>30577605
But really though can someone explain this? I thought glocks were supposed to be indestructible bricks
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>>30582007
you die.
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>>30582007
it would be extremely painful
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>>30582168
I like to actually have physical copies of my books friendo.
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>>30585870
Cute
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>>30581640
I bet you don't even have a dick faggot
>>30581569
pls post more cute
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>>30581640
emily_apples?!?!
>2qt4me
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>>30573027
>EVERYTHING IS BOMB
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>>30581517
sauce
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>>30584974
>not being in it for the dick as well
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speaking of traps, where would one download the GDMH-01 jav from?
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>>30582405
>crack lighter
LOL ive been doing this forever as a kid
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>>30575043
I really wanna see this shit in action.
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>>30579021
:^)
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>>30585962
4 u
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>>30574130
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>>30579896
shut up Ben, your trap GF is fucking gross
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>tfw no trap bf
What the fuck did I do in life to deserve this?
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>>30584864
>>30584250
>>30584273
He looked significantly better as a dude desu
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>>30581481
> Even own magazine is bomb
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>>30587677
>He looked significantly better as a dude
>bailey jay started transitioning at age 13

If by "as a dude" you mean "as a pre-pubescent young boy" then I guess you're literally a pedophile.

Not judging, just laying it out there.
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>>30577313
Can someone explain to me how the holdback peg wouldn't just get in the way?
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>>30585870

Nice type 99, bummber around the ground mum. Whats the arsenal and series?
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>>30584273
His name is really Bryan Griffin holy shit...
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>>30588079
Toyo Kogyo
Series 34
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>>30587438
Sorry m8, I'm not who you think I am
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>>30590298
that's not a trap, pic related
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>>30590298
Omg shes beautiful i must have more

My dik is diamonds

I want so bad
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>>30590522
7/10 for nice legs and stilettos

Could do with even just slightly longer hair honestly.
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>>30590522
SAUCE pls oh my god
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>>30590298
>>30590522
don't like you faggot that's a girl
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Of all the forced meme fetishes, this was one of them.
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>>30581567
>>30581584
Canonically it's referred to as "he". (Also cosplayer is a guy if that's what you meant).

>>30581599
>https://www.instagram.com/reinakirena/
It's his older stuff so you'll have to do some scrolling.

>>30583998
That and he says it in his bio...
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>>30574460
Yes a psychological one
one :_^)
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>>30591522
oh my - nsfw

htttp://cuebic.biz/gravure/amateur/18891.html
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>>30574544
>Ragnar fucking Benson
Be careful, half of what this guy writes is pulled directly from his own ass.
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This thread is. Giving me a boner
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Someone send me nudes on kik mobiustripp
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>>30574130
10/10 would be bamboozled by
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>>30591895
Swear I've seen that cinderella shit before.
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>>30585881
Early generation Glocks chambered in .40 had insufficient chamber integrity to fire .40 +P rounds.

The issue has since been resolved since your pistol turning into a plastic fragmentation grenade is a small flaw in design.
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>>30582180
I remember Deadliest Warrior too!
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>>30591895

Omg thx you are amazing
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Um, moar reverse traps?

My benis is so confused right now, they look like boys but for some reason my dick thinks that's a good thing? I dunno man, does this make me gay?
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>>30594311
Welcome to my life.
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>>30588146
family guy funny moments
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>>30592421
Thnx bb
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Stop with this faggotry and post more stuff related to man trapping
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Moar cuntbois pls
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>>30591895
Perfect tomboy.
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>>30591895
Oh shit.

Is there a name or anything for more?
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>>30597070
She went by Kittens when she was still active.
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Freyasirensong

on cam now
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>>30597093
Helpful, cheers.
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>>30594311
>does this make me gay
it's not gay to get aroused by benis
only gay when you put it in your mouth
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>>30597161
Thats the thing, there is no penis

She looks like a boy
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>>30597282
daty is pretty gay too
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>>30597161
God damn she is so fucking hot. Love watching her give head
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>>30573027
7seconds? Why not just one
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>>30572952
f off you satanic cunt
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>>30597515
because chocolate isn't supposed to melt in your hand
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>>30575043
This.... seems excessive.
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>>30597753
There is no such thing as "overkill". Only "I need to reload".
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>>30572923
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>ITT everything is bomb
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>>30586069
no, im not
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>>30578985
>being this much of a disgusting degenerate
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>>30598200
>muh degeneracy

You don't belong here friendo
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>>30596737
accurate poast
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>>30598498
I have some make up tutorials from /cgl/ too.
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>>30598622
Fuck, meant to post this one.
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>>30573027
but what if it melts?
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>>30597127
dear god...
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>>30591522
her name was kitten, she would post but her boyfriend asked her to stop.
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>>30598703
Link?
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>>30598712
her name was kittens with an s
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>>30599102
>nudity
>blue board
Witnessed
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>>30581640
Kek
>>30581524
God dammit now I have his theme stuck in my head. Fuckin undermeme.
>>30584273
That's...a joke right?
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>>30591895
You motherfucker.
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>>30597515
Because it isn't supposed to be a trap, it's supposed to be like a hand-grenade in disguise.
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>>30572948
that didnt take long
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>>30599564
But you did
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>>30599102
its a blue board bud, we can talk all we want but we cant post it.
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>>30599488
>That's...a joke right?

Nope, that's actually her before her transition.

Here she is in a tuxedo at around 14 years old.
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>>30590298
Why do some many trans people put bandaids on the bridge of their nose?
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>>30599669

Here she is after her transition began, but before she was old enough to have a permanent driver's license (age 16-18 i'm guessing).
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hey I like dong as much as the next guy here, but I came here for a reason

Anybody here have experience with making a fougasse? I read a Halo novel back in the day, and figured it was a pretty sound idea for anything from anti-armor (shaped charge) to anti-personnel (gelled fuel and shrapnel).

I figured that making a couple for shits and gigs would get me some good experience in making impervised expellsives
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>>30599684
That's an actual tomboy not a trap JSYK
But it's a dumb-ass Tumblr style. Just supposed to look "tuff"
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>>30601285
>tuff
I haven't seen somebody use that word like that since I read The Outsiders.

Way to go grandpa.
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>>30600540
Anyone have any tips for me?
I didn't get so much as a "you'll blow your eye out kid"

I know traps are great and all, but try getting a bf first. Way less emotional maintenance, and much more committed to a monogamous relationship.

But seriously though, I just want to be gay and blow shit up.
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>>30601496
>gay male
>monogamous
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>>30575043
>Yoi think life is a fucking cartoon m8?
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>>30601539
I'm 6'
Your elf reaction images don't work on me.

Now teach me how to make a fougasse
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>>30601496
Traps are, by and large, super loyal. Everyone wants to fuck you if you're a decent trap, but it's much harder to find someone that wants to have a relationship. This is true of some gay men, others are adapted to hyper polyandry.
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>acquire 55 gal drum
>bury at desired angle with opening uncovered
>explosives in bottom
>shrapnel/magnesium/horrible things on top


Then fucking bend over in front of it and detonate, faggot.
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>>30582314
It could work if they were running.

I've seen models where you use a little bit of super glue on the shell and have it a little further away from the nail. A little bit of glue would give way after more pressure was applied and it would slam down on the nail with more force.
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>>30574130
Quiet?
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>>30577481
>Filename

Is that a play on Duran Duran?
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>>30584954
>>30585522
>>30585535
Afro's a fuccboi with thin skin. I played ARMA with him for awhile. He doesn't talk much.

He's also South American.
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>>30601652
Get one of those post hole diggers.

Link your things up to a single circuit, hills are your friend.

Enjoy your bee's nest.
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>>30598693

That's what happened when the Germans tried using this tactic to assassinate Winston Churchill. The chocolate melted and the contraption was exposed.
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>>30574130
you know traps are gay?

>>30581569
i would make you my gfbf so hard

>>30581640
hi cleo

>>30596737
k
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMtv4UX8Q5A
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>>30584495
If this is a trap I am in
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>>30605102
too bad I'd never even consider looking in your general direction lmao
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>>30605309
yeah okay faggot
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>>30605327
go kill more dogs edgelord
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The thing about Traps is they either tend to have a terrible manly face and/or voice.
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>>30605348
>thinking animals have rights 2016
how hard you voting for hillary?
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>>30605374
are you only crossdressing or doing this through everyday life?
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>>30605383
naw im not a tranfag or anything just a normal homo who cds for goodposting and cute clothes
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>>30605374
damn you get triggered easily
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>>30605410
Always wondered thanks.
[spoiler]I want to destroy your anus by the way[/spoiler] [spoiler]you are cute[/spoiler]
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>>30605423
i like sharing (you)s

>>30605428
das gae
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>>30581491
>being straight
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>>30605469
>being so gay you are actually canadien
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>>30605469
Is that a famas?
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>>30605469
Damn. I'll give you cash and a hj for the norinco dropped off in the woods at the border ...not the sks
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>>30605530
chinese famas
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>>30598213
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>>30605544

th-that's not a brace
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>>30605564
it is
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>>30605587

:o
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>>30605544
>>30605587
I hope you don't mind a personal question, but are you actively gay as in you look for relationships and have had bf's before or do you just like cross/cute dressing for fun.
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>>30573431
>>30573909

it is it was invented by the nazis to kill Churchill
they thought he has a favor for sweets
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>>30573027
>put metal strips into chocolate bars
>drop on enemy
>they ruin their teeth on them
>drive up dental costs for enemy
>force them to assign dental hygienists to units
>plus their teeth really fucking hurt

Why even attach the bomb?
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>>30605618
>implying all fat people love sweets
#thin privilege
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>>30605595
yes, yes, yeah i mean i guess i dont get sexual kicks out of doing it for myself i like cute dudes in girls clothes though top fetish
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>>30605642
but cute girls in cute clothing are objectively better than cute boys in cute clothing
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>>30605656
objectively men do everything better than women
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>>30605642

PA anon here I talked to you in another thread about that York /k/ group awhile ago

should I be nervous about emailing anyone? I want to do urban exploration and hiking and other /k/ stuff but I don't even have a gun and I'm worried they'll make fun of me :^(
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>>30605673
except having cute babies!
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>>30605681
youll get called a noguns jokingly on occasion but as long as you dont pretend to know what you are talking about about dumb gun shit no one cares

post a burner email youll use for slack and download it and ill get you added

>>30605686
good thing im not a fan of kids
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>>30605703

is it literally shitposting on /k/ but irl

because if it is I'll do just fine
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>>30605681
>>30605703
Whoa you live in PA? Whereabouts? Hbg here (luckily on the republican side of the river).
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>>30605710
yes

get added or whatever homo
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>>30605728
fayette / westmoreland county line

if you want in on the slack post a burner email here for slack that youll use and ill get you added

pa/k/ does a bunch of meets n shit its danke
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>>30605757

trumpshaker69@gmail

just fuck my shit up fagpai
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>>30605757
Don't think I will, it's not that I'm an aspie, I'm just shy I guess. I'm also noguns and I've never gone hunting before even though I live in PA. I might join you fuc/k/s one day though.
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>tfw ywn be a qt trap with manly man bf
>instead I'm stuck as the man due to my job
>the fact that 90% of men who like dick have a social obligation to out gay each other means it's impossible to find a non-prissy bf
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>>30605785
sent

>>30605790
rude its pretty laid back i mean ill hold you hand if you want me too

>>30605800
gay accents are the worst
>>
>>30605728

Near Pottstown
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>>30605810
I didn't mean to be rude, sorry! Your gayness and cute clothes intimidate me.
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>>30605810

alright man I'm too tired to figure this Slack shit out but I'm in thank you
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>>30605828
idk man if you ever want the slack you know where to shitpost @ me
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>>30581569
It hurts knowing there is something this good out there, and the likelyhood of ever getting it is so damn low.

>>30577481
>Choker
u-unf.
Want so badly.
>>
>>30581524
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!
>>
>>30601496
No thanks

Traps are more emotional true, but that is what i want. A trap will love you.

Also, traps who are actually on hormones smell like a girl and not like a stinky ass dude.

>>30602835
This

>>30605102
Liking traps isn't gay. It isn't straight either.

>>30605356
>tfw bad voice ;_;

>>30605642
What about trans girls, do you like us?
>>
>>30605757
Have you fugged donut?
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>>30605917
penis = gay

i like cute and pronouns are a joke so that makes them not like me

>>30605924
no
>>
Remember when we had actual trap threads without shitposting? Because I fucking do.
>>
>>30605994
Me too, what happened to all of the trap tripfags this place had over the years??
>>
>>30605955
Most gay dudes don't even like traps tho

Liking traps is bisexual as fuck

Whats wrong with using the right pronouns if they are passable and aren't wanting to use made up faggot pronouns?
>>
>>30582721
WINNER
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>>30584266
>In footpaths
>Under steps
>Behind doors
>Under thresholds
>In rubble
>At base to walls and fences
>Pretty much fuckin anywhere because they're traps
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>>30605291
You bet, that she is !
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>>30605544
The place between your legs look pretty comfy.

Would you mind if I put my head there?
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>>30606670
But there is a weiner there!
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>>30573027
why not just put some poison on that chocolate?
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>>30607221
Suppose that in a time of war, it would be shared or hogged. While a slow poision could get many if shared, it could only get one if hogged.

>Bro finds chocolate
>Shares with friends
>BOOM all of them dead

>Non-bro finds chocolate
>Hides in ammo storage/hidden place
>BOO-KAFUCKINGBOOM
>All the ammo blows/shitter goes up and litteral shitstorm
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>>30607221
Because it wouldn't satisfy the German need to overengineer things
>>
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>>30605544
What would I have to do to be allowed to touch your body and guns?
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>>30605728
oh shit, you guys ready for this years gun show?
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>>30607265
Exactly this. I don't get what kind of autism Germans have but they sure love to overengineer shit. I honestly dont get why their cars have to be so fucking retarded when it comes to how they are configured. It's like they are trying to fuck up a good thing by putting shit like the battery in the rear of some of their cars away from the engine bay.

I have a certain admiration for Slavs. They tend to make shit simple and effective, if a little crude. Like the bomb dogs in WWII. It didn't work out so well because the dogs would run to Russian tanks that they were trained on but hey, it's at least simple as fuck.
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>>30574130

This image never fails in making me Diamonds
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>>30606043
everyone realized they were just cross dressers?

>>30606159
i call em how i see em i keep it simple

>>30606670
cute

>>30607006
room for two

>>30607317
live in relative distance to me and be into normal dudes and be gay or go to a nuggetfest

>>30607596
i usually go to the monroville one

>>30608371
same its so kawaiitical
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>>30607302
you can't fool me with your boobs, ms skeleton
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>>30610023
Will you be my "g"f?
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>>30599102
Saved it. Your sacrifice will be remembered.
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>>30610023
>Be into normal dudes old
>Wears skirts and over knee socks

People who are gay and into normal dudes wouldn't get appealed by that
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>>30610935
I don't think you understand how ugly the dude is
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>>30610651
sure

>>30610935
i want them to do it fampai

>>30610954
partly im not cute but please post a selfie you handsome cute devil so i have something to be compared to?
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>>30610954
I have seen this guy's pics and ... I almost lost all my hope in /k/'s beauty
Oh well, sakuya is always giving swell answers, he knows that I wouldn't really fuck him (unless from behind and full cosplay) and that I am more into crappy traps than manly crossdressers

Swiss momo cross dressed as G3, right?
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>>30611024
i know everyone on here is a tease or id have a bf by like 2 nuggetfests ago

also this
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>>30591895
It isn't working
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>>30611080
Don't you have a gf?

Also, I really miss Swiss, he posted on /k/ first and it was pretty nice with him
But now he is totally on /a/
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>>30611126
no thats flandre you are thinking about
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>>30611244
Nah, I am pretty sure I talked with a G3 crossdresser about stockings and how I like tall traps

Is he still here? Newer see him Tbh
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>>30582323
>2016
>Not knowing metals by price index
This fuckin guy
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>>30605410
I just noticed there's no pistol grip on that. How're you supposed to hold it?
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>>30611517
You hold the magazine and push the trigger backwards with the back of your thumb.
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>>30605731
how are you supposed to stab someone when your suppressor is in the way
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>>30611024
Trans here how manly is he?? I like masculine guys <3

>>30611319
How tall?
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