/dk/ General

i use my jizz as lube, i am not posting a pic of it though

>>30568203
don't be a fag

>>30568114
>implying I have the money to fuck around with my weapons

>>30568256
>implying you have no photographic evidence of sticking your dicklet into that tight 5.56 barrel.

all the /dk/s must have gone to bed, it is saturday night after all.

I got a shotgun stuck up my ass once.

File: tmp_4653-14553428569522020123589.jpg (40KB, 542x542px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 542x542px

>>30568114
I fucked the U shaped buttstock of my AKMS and shot cum on the rear of the receiver.

I also have a knotted dragon dildo (Bad Dragon Bruiser) and Ive responded to bumps in the night with it stuck in my ass and a glock in my hand.

>>30568492
Did you warn the intruders that you were erect? Nothing is scarier than a naked man with a rifle and an erection.

>>30568557
It was my icemaker in my kitchen, I sat back down and finished off on the spot.

>>30568574
>not finishing off into your ice maker so you can have cum/ice
amateur

>>30568616
I like to use the suction cup on the dildo on the floor so I can stand up right before I cum and blow my load as the knot pops out of my butt. Icemaker was too far away to aim well. I need more range time.

>>30568655
Practice makes perfect, anon :3