/ak/ General

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>>30559123
Claiming best raifu

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>"/k/ anime thread guys!"
>Upotte ecchishit and waifuposting right out of the gate

>>30559313
Sorry friend
Maybe you can share some high quality antro air planes or boats?

>>30559123
hello again steak.

>>30559313
I don't know what you expected.
if any of you are on steam, I have a day off work, and we can get together and play games. ffof, red orchestra, war thunder, csgo, tf2 ext are all options.


taking comments/ criticism for the /k/omic as always. If you have any gripes, thoughts or suggestions, write them and I'll respond.

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>>30559299
We need drawbro back.

>>30559313
At least Upotte is better than whatever this weird shit is.

>>30559123
>General
And there you have it folks, reverted right back to square one

>>30559529
>We need drawbro back.
are you saying its bad?

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>>30559541
You shouldn't be surprised, /k/ right now is like /v/ was a few years ago before it got split up. I'd be willing to bet that /k/ might get another offshoot board like /out/ soon, I'd kind of like to see a general military board show up because I'm tired of hiding "wat branch" threads every damn time I refresh the catalog.

>>30559600
Yeah, it was a good run. It only tooka few weeks to get the /ak/ threads back in shape and now after a few months the general shitters came back.

>>30559680
One thread isn't going to kill us.
Now if someone chains this thread to another "general", then we are going to have problems.

Also, there was already a thread for this up anyway: >>30541684

>>30559556
Quite the opposite actually. I found his art stype to be pretty damn good. I'm just saying we need him back in this thread.

>>30559858
I don't mind Upotte here tho. It's just general behaviors and the cancer that comes with it.

>>30559936
Oh you mean Badger?

>>30559313
>right out of the gate
pffffft

>>30559680
Yeah if by "good" you mean a bunch of jackasses fellating eachother over how good a job they did running off some other jackasses then yeah it was great.

>>30561223
>jackasses fellating eachother over how good a job they did running off some other jackasses then yeah it was great
Spotted the image dumper

>>30561383
Ha. Literally have never even posted in /ak/. I dunno why I felt like sticking my dick into the coals today but here we are. So tell me, how's the "meaningful discussion" going? Finally get tired of pretending to give a shit about some guys opinion on the state of jap cartoons?

this thread is shit, and none of it is weapons related

eat a dick

>>30561447
Meaningful discussion? This thread is shit compared to the ones with anon's discussing the /k/omic. Or the one with the occassional chapter dumps for good read.

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>>30561554

>>30561547
It was always shit. It used to be everyday shit with images. Now it's occasional shit with people struggling to find something to talk about or jump onto some guy who posted some weeb images.

>>30561595
It wasn't shit when we had fellas discussing context design and having a few drawfags post their works along the lines.

Next groundless chapter soon?

>>30559313
at this point over discussing pedantic bullshit about your favorite supar srs anime is worse than just posting pics

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>>30561624
>It wasn't shit when we had fellas discussing context design

Believe what the fuck you want m8

>>30559313
its why it should stay in /a/. 0 discussion

>>30561527
Jokes on you buddy I suck dick for fun

>>30559123
>>>/a/143914189

Chapter 72: when upotte became a doujin. fuck this shit

>>30562608
hasn't upotte always been a doujin? Is there porn in it now?

>>30561830
See for yourself in desuarchive during the spring and late winter. Of course you wouldn't, since everything ITT is shit to you. Have fun enjoying things you don't like

>>30562660
No, it's a manga series. The author has made side story doujins and three pron doujins already tho.

>>30562660
well, the "side doujins" are part of the canon story now. It was just sort of a slightly lewd slice of life thing until now...

>>30562608
>>30562660
>>30562670
>>30562683
>>30562696
>>>/a/143916329
holy shit you aren't lying what the fuck.
why does eggplant have to fucking force his shit ass old man NTR fetish in to this?

>>30562723
Because the japanese are a perverted race who holds nothing sacred.

>>30562670
I'm saying even that was pedantic SHIT

it was never good

>>30562723
>>>/a/143916329
Damn, I want swiss momo here back!!

>>30562723
I should not have repplied to >>30562670 this was a mistake

>>30562759
no u

>>30562759
Yeah, because it's thing you don't like in a thread of things you don't like. Keep up the shitposts

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>>30562723
>tfw three of your favorite raifus are used goods
A-at least he hasn't touched the kalashnikovs and Galil... r-right?

>>30562859
I like talking about anime, I hate autists who think it needs to be some high class bullshit

>>30562878
Soon....nothing is sacred to this man

>>30562899
ucuckke

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>>30559123
>General
>Edition
Jokes aside, anyone know about any /k/ anime this year or so?

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>>30562608
Oh ffs Eggplantman. First he turns my raifu into a complete slut and now this.
Come the fuck on.
But maybe it's just H&K and Elles upgrade.
Still, I don't like the nudity and the obvious nudge to the doujin.

>>30562987
Cant really be a shounen with this shit, can it?

>>30562987
>Still, I don't like the nudity

Fucking prudes

>>30563011
some people dont like the tought of characters they like being forced i the mating press by old men and turned into cum-gubbeling whores for no reason other than the author being a cuckhold- fethishist.

>>30563029
English is hard

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>>30562608
[Internal and external screaming]

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I will fly to ipland and raid eggplants fucking house and free all the raifus he owns from his sex prison.

>>30563108
dibs on ell.

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>>30559134
I prefer the AK derivatives

>>30563323
...are there two different 5.56 rounds or is the Rk supposed to say 7.62x39 instead of 5.56x39?

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>>30563068
I seriously hope this is not going to happen

>>30563323
>sideways hat

not all pics are good for MAGA

>>30563355
I think it's supposed to say 7.62x39mm for Sako

>>30562878
He has shown her canon vag. She trims.

>>30561636
This, I need more sniper nonsense soon.

>>30563068
...what is going on? What gun is being defiled?

>>30563409
L85

>>30563409
follow the /a/ link
Elle went off to HK to get cucked

>>30561636
No translator AFAIK.

>>30563463
HK as in Hong Kong or H&K?

>>30563460
>>30563463
no....

>>30563488
HK as in old creepy dude

>>30563512
so H&K

She's going to Heckle his Koch

>>30563523
...why am i more concerned about this than actual people?

nigger killing cops and vice versa, and i dont really care, but this is somehow important stuff

>>30563552
if you can´t even trust your gun to be faithfull, then what?

>>30563595
while do you make a point here, the subject of the conversation is still a pre-A2 L85, so yeah...

>>30563595
your gun is faithfull, it's just the eggplant running its wild fetish around just because he has dicks for brains

>>30563552
see:>>30563029


>>30563648
Fuck this i liked the anime, the manga has gone to shit. Anime had some differences from the manga anyway...concider them as seperate. Fuck them skinny ass bug-eyes.

>>30562878
Which other rifles?

>>30563704
>Fuck them skinny ass bug-eyes.

Confirmed for reading less than half way

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>>30563068
Please let it be a misunderstanding and not fucking

>>30563055
Likely came from a phone, which is the auto-correct likes to have fun

>>30563833
I'm betting the old man is an engineer
There's literally no reason for it to be otherwise

I'm betting he was looking at her naked to see her design
As in she's taken apart

>>30563795
killing off characters, needless drama, Galil going all manchurian candidate and a sub-gun massacre. no, read it.

>>30563874
It's about guns doing gun things. Did you expect it to be all sunshine and butterflies or something?

>>30563874
the point is that the style changes faggot

>>30563874
Galil was always allied with Sako as her top priority. That should have been very apparent from the getgo. Likely also stems from that they're also both AK derivatives that have constantly fought against AKs.

>>30563863
I really hope this, and that it's L85 getting upgrades, as she feels too useless and want to be of help.

>>30563975
as much as Eggplant is a cuck, he's not going to put that in there just because

There's a reason

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>>30563704
I actually like the bug eyes ;_;

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>>30563833

Anyone got the pic of the different gun variants?
Like L85 with long hair?

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>>30564150
oh lawdy

>>30564150
She's obviously getting the A2 upgrade finally, you fucking idiots

>>30564150
honestly everything about the previous pic looks European so I'd bet it's HK

Fear not fellow cuckolds

>>30564150
What is being said? I can't read moonrune

>>30564362
don't know if it's been translated yet
I didn't see anything in the /a/ thread

>>30563385
>She trims
Of course I seen it. She keeps a nice well trimmed bush.

>>30563709
He's defiled FNC, he's defiled Elle, and he's defiled HK33E. Anymore and I'll consider myself to not take him to a shooting range in the good ol' US of A

>>30563975
>Galil was always allied with Sako as her top priority.
More like a sleeper agent.
>tfw you will never change Galil into your very own sleeper agent

>>30564999
Triples for truth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sd9l1v1Vfg

>>30564362
Something like "Well, let's hear your offer."

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>>30564150
>that censoring

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>>30564150
>Dem Eddie Eagle Stickers

>>30563463
>Elle went off to HK
>went off to HK
>HK
>>30563523
>H&K
You niggers are projecting aren't yah? L85A2 was revised and fixed upon thanks to kraut space magic since the Bongs rifle can't into 5.56 as the L85A1. Seeing this context clue, I'm assuming she'll be upgraded to L85A2 just like M16 went through all the upgrades over the years

>>30564999
What happens to fnc?

>>30565451
Gets gangbanged by three old dudes. Mimi pretty much services some old bloke with her feet and what not, Elle.... Haven't gotten to her doujin since the current scans are dogshit

>>30565491
>old men doujins
On par with fat NEED doujins, with the only thing worse being old fat NEET doujins.

Who wants to commission a Uppote doujin from Shindol? As a fellow burger he might have fun with a topic involving guns.

>>30566123
>Shindol?
NOOOOOOOO.

>>30565491
>Gets gangbanged by three old dudes
wat

>>30566181
>Not wanting Shindol to do something Vanilla with raifus
What are you? A fag?

>>30566201

Shindol only does vanilla if the girl is crippled.

>>30566196
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/866630/93fe266e2c/

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>>30566213
>Shindol only does vanilla if the girl is crippled
That'll work very well with Elle. Other than that, something related with war and raifus if you get what I'm saying

>>30566230
What the fuck, this isn't even GOOD

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>>30566181
>unknown soldier akm comic done like emergence

>>30566261
Exactly
>>30566268
>AK47 or AKM starts off as servicing the Soviets and Cubans as Kalashnikov intended
>Somehow get locked in storage/captured/stolen/found by the very same people they fought or by civillians
>Go through several journeys as oppressor and liberator
>Becoming service sluts in the process with the lack of maintenance and change via bubba/nigger rigging/homemade spares
Fucking fund it, m8

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5000 hours in paint because I was bored

>>30566339

How much does it cost for a commissioned book?

>>30566346
breddy good

>>30566245
>That'll work very well with Elle.
huh. didn't think of that.

>>30566346
beautiful
make more memes

>>30566440
>How much does it cost for a commissioned book?
Shhheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiit. That's where you got me. Despite goong to his homepage and patreon, I'm not seeing any offers/deals/prices for commissions

>>30562878
>expecting to find raifus that have never been shot
Most factories do test firing after production, so everything is used goods.

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>>30567142
So working at an arms factory as a tester is basically wincest?

>>30567300
Waiting for doujins.

Is Upotte! actually any good? I watched Girls und Panzer only to be sorely disappointed by the lack of realism. Not averse to getting my daily dose of moeblobs or anything, I'm just saying I'm a picky customer is all.

Any more gritty and serious ani/k/ay? I prefer shit along the lines of LoGH.

>>30567590
>Is Upotte! actually any good?
Nigger, it's a gag show.
>I watched Girls und Panzer only to be sorely disappointed by the lack of realism.
It's a sports show. Might as well bitch that Captain tsubasa misrepresents soccer.

>Any more gritty and serious ani/k/ay?
Not much animated. Go read something like Gunka no Balzer.

>>30567590
>Any more gritty and serious ani/k/ay
Not really. Nips aren't known for realism. They're known for rule of cool. That's why mecha exists.

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Ahh, I figured everyone would get roiled up about this chapter.

We won't know more until the next chapter, so speculate and rumor-mill the fuck outta this until we get some solid info. It makes for more enjoyable threads and stuff...

Also, anyone have questions overall about anything other than "IS MUH ELLE A WHORE!?!".
Because she isn't. At least, not that we know of.

>Eww, boobies!
I guess those people never read the older chapters or Nano or Rufuira...

>>30568596
Are you working on anything besides Salty Road?

>>30567590
if you like reading, Berserk is good. Just please don't watch any of the animated adaptations. They all have serious issues.

>>30563372
actually, Sako is the 556 variant of the rk95

>>30566123
wait, shindol is american?

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took some of the ideas last thread and redraw the whole thing

>>30569170
You're bretty gud

I got tree little nitpicks:

though hair color is usually distinguished as hand guard color, so she'd be black

her boobs don't have any depth in the middle so they look like sonic's eyes

I would suggest changing the gas mask to just a faceshroud or something of that nature. makes more sense to me

you're good at this. show us her butt next pls.

>>30569170
Eh, if that were the case, just about every gun would have black hair. Even M16's handguard is black, despite her having blond hair, along with Sako, as examples

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>>30568596
I'd say it's less about her being naked, but rather why. It's one thing to be bathing or changing, but it's another when you're alone at an empty mansion of an old guy.

I just hope it's her getting upgraded from A1 to A2, not our raifu slutting it up to one of the worst of fetishes.

>>30567142
>test firing
That don't count. That's like a medical exam.

>>30567590
>Any more gritty and serious ani/k/ay?
Vulcan Raven, Jin Roh: The Wolf Brigade, Mad Bull 34, Legend of Intergalactic Heroes, Big Wars, Ace no Nerae!, Area 88, Black Lagoon, Bolo, Gunsmith Cats, Bubblegum Crisis, Perfect Blue, Desert Punk, Ajin, and Jormungad are as close as they can get. The one that hits the nail on the spot is Future War 198X, but good luck finding a sub or a dub online.

>>30569847
And now I am imagining that after a gun has been made, they go get their physical in the manufacturing plant, before being set out to the world, as would a person going to the doctor for one.

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>>30559123
Is that her tail, or her bush?

>>30569932
Tail. Galil trims it

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>>30569170
Is the Skeletal Stock a folding skeletal stock?

>>30567590
>Is Upotte! actually any good
It's actually objectively garbage unless you're a cancer-slinging-waifutard. If you were put off by GuP for lack of realism, steer the fuck clear of Upotte!!, which focuses more on making middle school innuendo rather than getting anything other than Wikipedia gun knowledge right.

>>30569947
>>30569932
She keeps a nice well trimmed, neat little bush. A clean raifu

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>>30569947
I could not have hoped for a better answer

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>>30569972
I think they just left it as skeleton stock

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>>30570010
Also, guns with pistons in their action are lewd. LEWD!

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>>30559134
Bad, anon.

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galil parts are arriving this week. going to machine engrave the receiver as large as i can find space. should i do a line or relief version of this, or the regular galil stencil?

>>30570421
By "regulat galil stencil" which one do you mean? I know there are three in circulation

>>30570501
what actual stencil is there besides this?
http://i.4cdn.org/k/1467958705181.png

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>>30570657

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>>30571032

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>>30571051
Dunno if this one counts as a stencil

>>30569691
>>30569736
i was just thinking since M14, M16 and AR18 are all blonde maybe haircolor is an indication of country of origin

and thanks for the input, I'll see if I can salvage the boob thing with coloring

>>30565521
Agreed, yeah "to each their own" and that is fine but having a potentially good doujin break into old -man humiliation abuse gangbang is the fucking worst.

>>30564150
my bayonet is fully affixed

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>>30568934
I was sleeping, so sorry for replying late.
I am doing some minor editing on some GuP-related content and still cleaning scans for other series.
But Salty Road is the only stuff I could actually work on, at the moment, that I could put out for all to read. Groundless and Shidenkai still have no new translators and some other series I want to start are still in limbo as well.

Hopefully in the next few weeks I'll be getting some people to help work on it.

>>30569170
I guess zippers work. M4 has security pins on her sleeve and PALS webbing in the back of her uniform.

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Here is the movie ost for those that don't already have it

https://mega.nz/#!5dQngTRT!A_VSeQLDnIi5lf2et4qXcV6Rd3-v2mwnXHumy0njf6s

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>>30574587
Dope, thanks.
I wish I could sing old army songs with the GuP crew.

>>30569736
yep, I know. common hand guard color mandates common hair. I'm just going off the rewritten rules by the way.

>>30571094
it'll probably be fine with some shading

>>30570421
you should use this one as a stencil pattern instead http://imgur.com/OvlK10d

Does anyone know if that guy from the other threads ever finished the Galil art?

>>30569170
Noice, although I think she'd work better with brown hair.

Might just be personal preference, though.

>>30559299
why does private.....yard at....altentiun...lemerade....
ok

>>30576461
why does private stand at attention comrade?

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>>30559299
anybody got the full version of this? If it even exists?

>>30569770
>filename
Sneaky kek my friend

>>30576557
An anon made it last thread as a warmup. Not sure if they'll continue or it was just practice.

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>>30563323
>meme hat

stop

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>>30577239
>Not liking the meme hats
El Rato pls go and stay go as food for Galil

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>>30559123
We need more awoo

>>30563108
Yooooo, ID on that rifle?

>>30563108
>I will fly to ipland and raid eggplants fucking house and free all the raifus he owns from his sex prison.
I'll activate them myself. They've been lobotimized thanks to Nip firearm laws. Poor raifus shouldn't be deactivated

>>30578486
Look at the file name. It's a FN FNC

>>30578486
That's Funco

>>30578517
We need a comic of this, a bunch of /k/ommandos breaking into Eggplant's home, and steal away with a bunch of lobotomized-looking raifus from a sex dungeon

>>30578575
I can't draw that but I'll help write it!

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>>30578575
>bunch of /k/ommandos breaking into Eggplant's home, and steal away with a bunch of lobotomized-looking raifus from a sex dungeon
Fund it

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>>30578616
I'll see what I can do with drawing. I ain't much of an expert but it'll suffice thanks to to a little Loomis

>>30578575
>a bunch of lobotomized raifus

That sounds like a terrifying idea. I don't know if I could stand to see a lobotomized awoo.

>>30578639
If you're taking requests can I request a couple of 4koma style pannels?

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>guy makes waifubait anime
>then has them canonically fugged by old men

I'm going to be honest, that's really high up there on my list of evil things. It's pretty fucking evil. For any /k/omrades who waifud one of them, all I can offer is my most heartfelt condolences.

>>30578757
he hasn't fucked over ar-15 yet and my hk33 is made by BA so I'm good so far

>>30578721
What do you want them to be filled with?

>>30578769
Oh man. You're living dangerously.

I waifud Tomo-Chan. It's only a matter of time for me.

>>30578652
She'd be acting closer to an awoo.

>>30578820
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>>30578652
That's what I'd imagine an inactivated gun would be. Can no longer do anything, nor say anything. They're practically lifeless.

>>30578769
>tfw waifud Galil
We've seen her in all of her glory already, and is ranked high in popularity. It'll only be a matter of time...

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>>30578757
im just glad my waifu is a dyke and wont get fugged

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>>30578867

>>30578858
Except they've all sucked, as it is all old dude fetish. The only decent ones were the two that were just guns bathing, and if you count Nano

>>30578867
>>30578880
>waifu
>Not raifu
niggers. All of you. Also:
>im just glad my waifu is a dyke and wont get fugged
>implying
It's gotta take a man with balls of tungsten to dom Sako. One who outsmarts and outwits her

>>30578903
Yes, raifuira, echiina and Nano are superior

>>30578757
>canonically fugged by old men
I have doubts m8.

>anons getting triggered over implied fucking
really?

>>30578903
Mate, his waifu isn't even from Uppote. Tomo-Chan is a Fumita manga.

So his waifu will eventually be raped until she thinks she enjoys it. There is a possibility she won't survive it too.

>>30578966
If we cannot trust our raifus to be faithful, who are we to trust at all?

>>30578966
Idk mate.

Listen. It's more about the nature of the relationship. There is nothing about an old man gangbang that leaves you with the impressions of a healthy woman or a happy human being.

Except for the old men.

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>>30578909
thats why im her husband

>>30578981
>>30579004
>can't tell if serious or sarcasm
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

>>30579014
What sort of build?

>>30579017
>your waifu
>not being serious buisness

Listen. I'm an actual medical professional in that I diagnose and treat psychological disorders, I understand just how fucked this whole thing is.

>>30578966
>Forgetting where you are

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>>30578819
well, I wrote a little skit for a suppressor comic. it goes like this


Panel 1:
>dude is sitting at a desk looking down at a piece of paper he's been drawing on. He looks confused and deep in thought

Panel 2:
>dudeman looks up, deep in though, and the panel transfers into a thought bubble. The next few panels will be his imagination.

Panel 3:
>guydude imagines the mac-10 and upotte's portrayal of it, sort of like pic related. How you arrange this is up to you of course.

panel 4/5
>guydude's memory bubble vanishes in a little poof and we see him flushed and blushing with crossed legs at his desk

>>30578820
>Tomo-Chan
...tomo?

>>30578652
>>30578867
>That's what I'd imagine an inactivated gun would be. Can no longer do anything, nor say anything. They're practically lifeless.
not lobotomies, that's not cute. Just mute and possibly blind if they don't have irons.

Just watched the GuP film. That was awesome. Really, awesome.
I have no idea who some of these new people are like the blond musician girl or the new side-kick for Katyusha but IT WAS AWESOME.

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>>30578757
Anon help he out here. What is going on? I think I kinda get it from the "conversation", but say it ain't so my man. I'm currently working my way through the manga, and I'm scared. Is it really cannon?

>>30578903
hey man it could be worse it could be me raping your guns with my half nigger dick

>>30579115
>not lobotomies, that's not cute
>Deactivation of raifus
>Not cute
Pick two. A deactivation is like a lobotomy. A nice happy ending with them recovered would be sweet, tho

>>30579119
I don't know. Lardy implied it with "the mad man actually did it" and Swiss straight up said it. I'm hoping they're just fucking with us. All I'm hoping is Elle getting upgeaded to L85A2

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>>30578880
You have a good point.

>>30579130
not using your gun like a grunt, not bashing your enemies skulls in with the butt of the rifle until it develops cracks, not letting the mud and blood stain it and get caked on the barrel, not just barely keeping it functional through field cleaning, not shooting it until the bore has gained another millimeter of diameter. not treating it like me

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>>30579146
Safety in domination anon

>>30579104
I'll see what I can do about it

>>30579130
That's largely what I had in my mind.

>>30579119
Only implications left as a cliff hanger at the moment, with what looks like a scene from a doujin that was done earlier, and this >>30579144

>>30579144
If it is her just getting upgraded, that would be interesting, but come on. That shot is literally straight out of a fucking doujin and you and I both know it.

>>30579169
That's called getting dirty, aging, and fighting all while having fun. Military Grade raifus are made to kick ass. The more they get worn, the more they age. Maitaining them is like preserving their youth. Sometimes they just need a little oil to get back kicking.

>>30579172
thank you. If the thread dies please feel free to email me at thegreenswritefag@gmail.
Please email, I'm begging you, I'm so lonely...

>>30579130
>Pick two. A deactivation is like a lobotomy.
yeah, no lobotomies, thank you very much.

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>>30579144
>tfw all signs point south

>>30579207
>no lobotomies, thank you very much

I too would also prefer that to be avoided.

>>30579207
>yeah, no lobotomies, thank you very much.
>He wouldn't make a feels 4koma with the Australian Gun Ban
What's wrong with you? This will tug every single heartstrings of a /k/ommando.

>>30579229
My fragile emotional state probably couldn't handle it.

>>30579180
>That shot is literally straight out of a fucking doujin and you and I both know it.
I'm just hoping eggplant man was fucking lazy with that scene. Fucking hell, let me have muh hope and dreams

>>30579171
Peace through power anon

>>30579247
I hope for you that it is an upgrade. I mean that.

But hope is a dangerous thing.

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heres a doodle

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>>30579303
noice

>>30579229
>He wouldn't make a feels 4koma with the Australian Gun Ban
yeah no that's just a fucking horror story

>>30579303
thank you guard. I appreciate the addition of the canon braids.
I had no idea you were a /k/ user. I thought I had spotted you before but you were never open with it until now. What brings you here?

>>30569170
gosh you're talented

>>30579303
Ahh yeah! Looking great

>>30579303
Yes anon plz take my mind off ntr and such terrible things

>>30579330
>Australian gun ban
Did I miss something? What happened with that?

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>>30579053
oh uh, anderson lower and bolt, ebay upper and barrel, gi trigger, midwest rail and covers, surplus rear aperture, mbus front sight, ubr stock, fagpull pistol grip and vortex strikefire

>>30579303
Yeah! My dude!

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>>30579330
>I had no idea you were a /k/ user

Well...

>>30579303
Bruh... That's awesome

>>30579303
While I love it, it's still hard as fuck to read what is being said/thought without a few read thoughts.

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>>30579419
>hard as fuck to read what is being said/thought without a few read thoughts
Get reading glasses Lard.

>>30579330
who's guard?

>>30579403
you don't know about the Australian gun ban?

>>30579407
I'm not a huge fan of gate but I won't judge. I suppose your connection comes from the guard thing?

>>30579419
lol lardfat is fucking blind

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Which one looks better /k/?

>>30579435
a large homosexual bear who draws hyperscat porn for the trap threads on /a/.

>>30579443
why is she even considering the black one? Way to stand out in literally any enviroment
>>30579445
o-oh

>>30579445
What a cool guy.

>>30579443
Camo's cuter.

>>30579443
what environment is she in?

>>30562723

Yeah, it might be that I actually started to like the characters but that one was not fun at all to fap to.

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>>30579445
LISTEN HERE YOU SHIT

>>30579443
Depends, what'll be her main environment?

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>>30579303
Oh, yeah. Yeah baby.

>>30579466
black men

>>30579437
Ummm.....I don't know about the Australian Gun Ban. Should I?

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>>30579434
>>30579437
Well, I'm a little too tired to be posting I guess.
Was wearing my wrong glasses, no shit I couldn't read it.

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>>30579466
>>30579460
>>30579459
>>30579455

Don't worry about, I'm going in

>>30579437
>from the guard thing?
Army actually.

>>30579482
the tl;dr of it is an asshole killed a bunch of people with a gun and the australian government went full retard on gun confiscation

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any update on these patches?

>>30579501
whaaat? you were army? Goodness gracious guard, I had no idea you were so operator.

>>30579520
I know there's an opchan one and a galil one.

>>30579482
>Ummm.....I don't know about the Australian Gun Ban. Should I?
YES YOU FUCKING SHOULD!!! YOU DON'T WANT IT TO HAPPEN IN THE US!!!

>>30579303
Do you take requests?

>>30579478
>black men
subtle kek

>>30579482
yup. Hugely important piece of information as a gun owner. Basically a state funded firearms confiscation on MASSIVE scale.

I take you are not super interested in guns?

>>30579535
I know on /a/ he does

>>30579535
Requests can be dropped onto my tumblr or patreon
>>30579528
>Goodness gracious guard, I had no idea you were so operator.

Dont be cheeky, i was an MP who behaved better than most and treated soldiers fairly as possible. I operated in and out of the shopette for RipIts

>>30579578
links?

>>30579551
I am, but still learning atm apparently. I'm not as interested in the political side of guns as I am in the mechanical, but I probably should be.

>>30579587
tunblr.com/grouchybadger

Grouchybadger is the same for the patreon

>>30579556
the fuck are these from?

>>30579578
>Dont be cheeky, i was an MP who behaved better than most
better than my ass, I got medrej. What's your favorite gun/rifle? Who's your favorite upotte?

>>30579599
the political follows the practical. It's good to want to learn. you should consult this video for some of Australia's gun laws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9th0TM0Gss

>>30579634
>What's your favorite gun/rifle? Who's your favorite upotte?
Favorite rifle is the Mauser. Currently sniffing out a M48. Favorite upotte is AR-10

>>30579677
>Favorite upotte is AR-10
immaculate fucking taste. Thank you for drawing her by the way. Nobody ever pays attention to her, despite the fact that she's infinitely better than the fal and g3.

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>>30579634

Idolm@ster

>>30579698
Drawing AR10? Need to do a better version...

>>30579701
why do they all have guns? abit airsoft guns, but is there some airsoft themed idolmaster event?

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>>30579728

I think the CG ones were but they do occasionally have real guns

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>>30579727
fuck yeah, do an updated version like the sr-25 or the armalite ar-10a. I don't know the exact clothing she would wear but I know that eggplant has made adjustable stocks g or c-strings, which is great for me, especially with skirts...

>>30579778
are those characters made to pander to the airsoft otaku crowd?

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>>30579791

They try to appeal to every one. There are girls for everyone, you name it they probably have it.

>>30579809
so there's literally a girl that is purpose built for the airsoft crowd?

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>>30579819

Probably, there are over 300 idols in the iM@S franchise and I don't know them all

Congratulations! You're in charge of the new Upotte!! character! Which gun do you pick, and what does she look like/behave like?

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>>30579791
We dont mention eggplant, even I squint when i read the name. NTR is blasphemous even at its lowest levels. As for AR10 I'll have to tuck it back behind the other stuff for abit, probably after Papi as a russian sniper. Also isnt it easy-ish to build an ar10?

>>30579841
I'm gonna make it about spas-12, her sister spas 15, their rivalry with the Benelli m4 and m4, her career in Hollywood and their issues with the god damn immigration services (clinton awb)

>>30579841

Mini-14 been done yet?

>>30579858
>Also isnt it easy-ish to build an ar10?
harder than an ar-15 because ar-10s have less parts and less parts commonality; take armalite, my favorite manufacturer of ar-10s. They make two different guns; the AR-10a and the AR-10b, which have several crucial differences, namely the magazines.

with that said it's no real issue and if you've got even basic gunbuilding skill they should go together like legos. I can help you if you like. Of course you could always just buy one prebuild and customize it later.

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>>30579897
>Of course you could always just buy one prebuild

Why dont i just bend my wife over in the mall and strap a Free Rides sign on her as well

>>30579443
>>30579495
Itsuki a shit

>>30579556
cute

>>30579701
hot

>>30579757
hot

>>30579778
Ricchan a hottie

>>30579809
worthless slut

>>30579837
2 retards and Shizuka

>>30579841
Dragunov.
She is always squatting.
Wears an Adidas tracksuit underneath her plate carrier
Looks like she hasn't slept in years. But on purpose.
Always has a cigarette in her mouth
Can be seen with vodka on occasion

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>>30579918
>Shizuka

>>30579918

All the hot ones have got that trigger discipline

>>30579841
Stoner 63
Wears tigerstripe bdu over the uniform and a hiked up skirt with hotpants underneath.

Actively hangs around jungles and rivers/streams, and gets really fidgety when inside.

>>30579908
because that would be dumb, now lets talk about things that aren't dumb like buying prebuilt ars.

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>>30579841
I'm gonna say jatimatic, and literally not changer her at all, just make her get the spotlight more often, because she looks fuckkin baller

>pic related, her on the left

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>>30579841
she would be like tomoko, really low self esteem, poorly kept and afraid about people judging her

>>30579926
dragunov was actually in upotte already, with a lot of featured time.

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>>30579303
>That hint of bush
Patrician taste

>>30580188
That gif is absurdly upsetting

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I need a talented anon to draw a lewd lingerie clad embarrassed M-16 chan over this image because reasons.

>>30580255
that is a very good idea

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>>30580255
And she to be saying; "B-but senpai I can't go to shot show range day dressed like this!"

alright so i'm a normie motherfucker who's only ever watched hetalia

how do i get into anime? all my friends watch it and make it seem interesting and my bf keeps asking me to watch stuff with him, but it's all really weird stuff
are there any good normie-ish animus out there to start off with? maybe with guns?

also to keep it /k/ related i broke my cleaning rod inside a henry and can't get the broke bit out, wat do?

>>30580514
>my bf
gaaaaayyy

>>30580514
>but it's all really weird stuff
>are there any good normie-ish animus out there to start off with? maybe with guns?
simply put I don't actually think it's possible to break into anime if you don't have a natural taste for it. even I, the ak faggot, hates anime.

You could try something like cowboy bebop. That might be enjoyable. If not, the soundtrack is good.

>>30580514
>also to keep it /k/ related i broke my cleaning rod inside a henry and can't get the broke bit out
take a small rod and gently try to push it out after you've disassembled the rifle.

>>30580514
i think black lagoon is the most normal you will get, that or sound of the sky which has a military ish theme but its very casual, girls und panzer is the same story, gunsmith cats is also very good and short so i say watch that first, its like 3 episodes. the rest i can think of are very sexual and disturbing if you have never watched anime stuff like upotte and strike witches need you to callus your cringe reflex before watching them

>>30580514
Just start watching shit you think you might like. Though considering you watched Hetalia, I don't know what to tell you. Watch Cowboy Bepop or something. Or maybe Jormungand.

>>30579841
LAPA FA-03
slim brown girl that wears slutty clothing and swimwear most of the times
hates FAL because she was the main reason FA-03 was not adopted
as she has no "safe" positition I guess she would be trigger happy,or at least have no trigger discipline

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>>30580514
Alright. First off: What kind of shit is your GF asking you to watch? That is important to determine her taste.

Then, just peruse what you think is interesting. Something that is good for me might be stupid to you.

>>30579303
is that you grouchy?

>>30579014
Is that an onahole?

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>>30580902
[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]

>>30579841
SCAR 16 and her older sister SCAR 17. Rich girls who think they're above everyone else. Generally better shooters, but still have that "snobby rich girl get rekt" moment.

>>30579886
No, I don't think it has but I would also like to see that happen

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>>30580514
You start by watching an anime that you really like. Then it spirals out of control.

>Madoka Magica
>Ghost in the Shell
>Cowboy Bebop
>Spice and Wolf
>Gunslinger Girl
>Another
>BECK
>No Game No Life
>Stein's Gate
>Girls und Panzer
>Shingeki no Kyogen
>Canaan
>Black Lagoon
>Evangelion
>Guilty Crown
>Monster Musume
>Amagi Brilliant Park
>Upotte!
>Paprika
>Kantai Collection
>School Days

Literally anything could get you started.

Except for the last one... maybe.

>>30579701
> wrong handguard
> wrong magazine
> dat ejection port

into the trash it goes

>>30581327
Keep it /k/ related.
also tell recommend black bullet. worth it at least for kagetane.

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>>30579918
>Itsuki a shit
Some idols are just mean stress relief keeping your balls empty while operating.

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>>30580133

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>>30559123

Riddle me this, /akg/:

How is liking people with animal features any different from being a fucking furfag?

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>>30582023

You're absolutely right.

This is why elves are superior to break.

>>30582023
Because one is a literal anthropomorphized animal, the other correlates with mystical creatures, demi gods and gods in a humanized form. It all varies, really. The attractiveness of a keminomimi and moe anthropomorphism is the cute 2D animu grill with the tail and ears, while a furry is literally a bipedal animal that kills it. Not to mention we're not putting some mascot suit and having a severe bad case of body identification disorder.

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>>30578757
It hurts everytime I see her.

>>30579118
I smiled all the way through the movie. Really great stuff.

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>>30580006
God yes we need more tacticoolness with Jatimatic.

>>30582445
How canon are those doujins though

>>30582599
We don't know IF they are canon or not. All we know is that the sign is pointing south

>>30582599
Even if they aren't the imagine of my waifu getting gangbanged by old men has been burned into my brain.

>>30580867
Yep