Upotte thread

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finnish rape elves best elves

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Fuck it. I have to use data rn, but I'll dump what I have.

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This is the cutest drawing of Faruu. And yes, I know she ded.

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And the cutest picture of Galil, coming through.

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My favorite Upotte fantasies are about the girls being used as service rifles.

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And raifus with new furniture are neat

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Muh AKM

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I love it when Jisuri blushes. She's the reason I got a PTR over an AR or AK

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>>30541962
RPK is better

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Another pic of my raifu

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And another

upotte is fucking stupid

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This was what convinced me to watch Upotte

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Galil a cute, and not afraid to show it off

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Here's your >>30542034

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FAL a best.
Side note, is there a reason Fourteen loves puns so much?

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Qt Faruu once again

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>>30542059
Speaking of puns

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Galil is qt when she's a bit dumb

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>>30542097

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>>30542124
Actually made me kek. Thanks anon

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>>30541938
Would this fantasy involve fingering at all?

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>>30542149
Idk anon, you tell me

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>>30542097
Saved
>>30542120
That's the case will pretty much all girls, so long as they don't go full retard.
>>30542124
Have some more Fourteen.

>>30542059
I'm guessing insecurity about being adopted by the Army then ditched so quickly

I did the same thing to hide my pain when I was depressed

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Only pic of Elle I have rn

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>>30542120
>>30542138
Cute sandcastles

>>30542162
...Where would lewd be in this place?

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>>30542173
Sides in orbit.

Now for some rare Sig art

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>>30542072
>tfw you know you'll never have a qt Rhodesian FAL to fulfill all your fantasies with

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>>30542180
I have no idea, anon. This is the closest thing we have to an accurate diagram. Magwell is confirmed for vagoo, and stock is panties, so idk what a pistol grip is.

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Nobody's even posted the main character yet. I find FNC to be pretty qt

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>>30542162
Oh yes my /k/omrade
Fill all her holes

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Some lewd best raifu

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Lewd M14. I don't know why so many people hate her desu.

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Some more qt 14

>>30542277
If you're in to glasses, jsut think of AK4B, they did saw of the iron sights and welded on a rail.. switched some inner workings and made the stock longer.. so Glasses and a little longer skirt?

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>this is exactly what Feinstein wants
Makes me sad inside

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>>30542318
Hawt. I still prefer Jisuri in her stock form tho.

Have a smug Sako, anons.

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Got a few Upotte stencils as well

>>30542327
What episode was that?

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I wish somebody would stencil Jisuri. Anybody have anything? Or a guide on how to make one?

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>>30542405
6 or 7. The one with the school fair.

And this the last of what I have saved, anons.

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sexy bump

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>>30541684
>Older sister
Guess a taller, older looking version of her

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>>30542274
How about this one?

Okay fun time is over.

Chapter 71 when?

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>>30543139

MMMHHFFF RIGHT IN THE EXTRACTION PORT

NOW FOR THE MAGWELL

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>>30542409
I could make one but it would take forever (because I'm a fucking perfectionist and I hate it because it trips me up so much

Have a guide instead

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>>30542254
I agree. She's my second favorite, with Galil being the first

She's not the 'I'd love to bang the shit out of her and see the lewd faces she'd make' cute to me, but more the 'I will protect her and defend her to the ends of the earth' cute

Also >>30542240
Pic related

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>>30541684
Just finished upotte the other day and can confirm, galil best girl

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Bumping for more Wolfy Best Girl

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>>30541894
Technically, didn't she just lose most of her memories? Like, when the barrel snapped off, she essentially got amnesia I thought.

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>>30547721
If I understand correctly, she's a completely new rifle.

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>>30542210
Although she is a native British, we fulfill our desires together, more than very well

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>>30545277
Agreed, with Sako as my #2

>>30547764
Lucky bastard

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>>30542176

>>30541753
I want her to grind her crotch on my face to the point where the only thing I can breathe is the smell of her pussy

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>>30547887
Oh, thank you :3
I'm already eager to moment, when She begins to sweat oil at the range tomorrow. Probably I will take few watermelons on the way there

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>>30547764
>Somehow foot in the picture.

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>>30548067
I like where this is going

>>30548192
Just keep it safe once you get home
We don't need another thread about that guy who chambered his dick in his Garand

>>30542703

Which gun has rabbit ears?

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>>30549380
It's AMD 65

>>30549444

God damn it now I have to buy an AMD and an SKS.

Also has anyone updated the uppote gun chart?

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FG the real OG

>>30549374
>.50 BMG
>Loli
Damn nips don't know how to make THICC raifus

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>>30547966
Yes

>>30550044
Maybe when they get into the cannon category they'll figure things out
I'm holding hope for PTRD-41

>>30549230
w-when was that? Anyone have a picture of the thread?

>>30550044
>50 BMG is a loli
>45 ACP Thompson is a milf
Honestly get your shit together guys

>>30550182
>45 ACP Thompson is a milf
But that makes sense since she was made in the twenties as the Blishlock model and is also a generation different than the other subguns

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>>30550171
I saved it here somewhere.
Have a thread about a /k/omrade that tried to penetrate his urethra with a 22lr round while I continue my search

>>30550211
Yeah, that's a good point
A subgun that weighs 13 pounds is a whole different class of subgun

>>30550280
Not to mention pretty old and a generation different

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>>30550265

>>30550293
Doesn't matter, I like em a experienced >:D

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>>30550395
Never said or implied it was a bad thing

>>30550265
This thread needs a sticky reading "Do not put weapons, weapon parts or ammunition into your orafices for sexual purposes, it will not work."

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>>30550452
>>30550171
>>30550346
Found it

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>>30550452
Problem solved

>>30550738
Would fucking that arm braced AK while firing it be an NFA violation?

Also, lewd

>>30550827
It depends, as far as I know, the ATF only has jurisdiction if you shoulder the rifle.
Fucking it is a whole other matter

>>30550265
Gonna need the one where the gay fuck his shotgun in memory of the Orlando Shooting.

>>30550044
Seeing how OSV 96 is a 6ft giant woman, that rifle also needs to be a giant 6ft woman.

>>30549374
>>30550044
to be perfectly honest that is a gigantic fucking loli

>>30551891
But it isn't a gigantic THICC loli

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>>30551198
One /K/omrade Assblast coming up
I have many more if you're interested, including the story of /K/atfucker

>>30552079
bring up the /k/atfucker

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>>30552089
Order up

My 4chan greentext folder has over 500 pictures

>>30549961
T H I C C

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so is this some weird form of masturbation?

>>30552575
More like it's one of our many hobbies

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>>30541995

Obligatory
InB4 Benis

>>30552126
Is he still around?

>>30552893
Second RPK is pretty bae, but isn't she supposed to have long hair, given the whole long barrel -> long hair?

>>30553053
>bae
Get. Out.

>>30553079
After I get my answer

Watching the Upotte dub. It's so cringy. Why is every dub done by Sentai Filmworks so shitty?

>>30553294
I watched the dub and enjoyed it because fuck reading while watching.

>>30553324
Are you really so stupid that it takes you that long to read?

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>>30547764

>>30553330
No, I just tend to do other stuff too while I am watching. Yeah I can read it as I do with some other animes but when I get the dub option I always take it. Nothing like chillin on the couch, smoking, and cleaning my guns.

>>30553324
I honestly thought it was fairly well dubbed

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>>30542162

>>30544085
>EXTRACTION PORT

>>30547721
>>30547742
she lost her memories

>>30547772
we made the cosmoline version because WD40 is a trash thing to put on guns

>>30547721
>FAL rebarreled in 8mm Kurz.

>>30552893
SHE HAS BENIS

>>30552893
SHE HAS BENIS

>>30554043
BUT HOW BIG IS BENIS?

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>>30554149
BENIS IS TOO BIG 4 U

>>30554208
DOES BENIS HAVE BARBS?

>>30547966
>>30550078
>Everytime I see this
>Dong expands because of pic related
>Highly considering getting one as my first rifle because its my raifu.

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>>30554818
Fuck I'm too high right now.

>>30554464
YES BROBABLY BENIS HAS BARBS

>>30554818
>>30554833
Don't smoke pot. Drink bleach and do us all a favor.

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>>30554865
>Straight edge.
>Authoritarianfag

>>30544085
Is that Chris Ray gun? is that YOU chris ray gun?

>>30554879
>straight edge
>I'm high
Pick one

>>30554901
Both at different times you nerd.

>>30554865
I bet your father never loved you as a child. Okay ad hominm attacks aside. Anon people smoke weed for the same reason they drink, not because they are bad or defective people but because it brings them some joy in life the same way firearms do.

>>30554858
YOU SHOUDL PUT IT IN BUTT

>>30554908
Pick. One.

>>30554922
Both.

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>>30554918
NO THENK U ANOB I ALREADY HAB DREAM GIRL

>>30554969
BUT SHE HAS NO BENIS
BUT SHE'S FROM BENIS LAND
NOW UR BOTH GONNA GET RAEPED

>>30554969
Sako is kind and modest girl, why do everyone bully her?

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>>30554996
IT IS NOT RAEP IF U WANT IT :DDDDDD

>>30554952
...god damn it

>>30555006
because you're wrong and she's a bitch

>>30555021
No, you are wrong.

>>30555018
I HOPE YOU BOTH WANT A GABING ASSHOLE :DDD

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>>30554818

>>30555032
IZ OK I KNO HOW TO RAEP THE RAEPER :DD

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>>30549961

You're god damn right anon

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>all this garbage
>no best rifle
Are you even trying?

>>30555120
There's plenty of Sako, you slav whore

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>>30555070
delete this

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>>30555134
The finns have never accomplished anything without stealing from the slavs.

>>30555170
other way around senpai.

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>>30555170
U wanna fukin fite

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>>30555192
>slavs copy claps, but upside-down
>finns copy slavs, but heavier
>>30555212
I want her to have the attention she deserves.

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>>30555237
No get out, there's only room for one winter ak

>>30555263
Winter is objectively the worst season.

>>30555273
eat a dick

>>30555279
You don't have to be mad just because I'm right.

>>30555273
Winter is best because it gets down to like 70 degrees

>>30555282
I'm angry because you lie. Lying is bad.

>>30555293
Very convincing argument.

>>30555302
Thank you

>>30552991
I haven't seen him on here, but then again I'm fairly new here myself

>>30554898
How the fuck did you recognize that

And no I'm not CRG

I wonder if mosin is busty

>>30556074
She's probably an old granny and the elder to the Red Steel High girls

>>30556105
I can't help but think of a ruskie mama bear milf.
>door is kicked down
>DARLINGZ MAMA IZ HOME
>dumps massive russian boat on table
>NOW WASH HANDZ WHILE I READY DINNER

>>30556105
Who knows? Maybe Mosin is an M44. Then she could reasonably be the milf.

so.....are there multiple different sks's from different countries?

..I mean it would make sense. Karabiner-s would be all prissy and ceremonial (and would have no issue shooting anyone who steps out of line), while KSS would have a grudge against sks-45. Meanwhile 45 and Type-56 would be virtually identical and go from being best friends to bayonets at each others throats at the drop of a hat, meanwhile M59 likes using grenades, even when they're necessary, while July-12 just hates the whole lost of her family.

Also the whole lot of them would have a thing for knifeplay.

>>30556208
*even when they're uneccessary

>>30556208
Do or do we not have a writefag on stuff like this?

>>30556243
not that I'm aware of. Also I don't want the job, already have one and not looking for a career change.

>>30556105
So would all bolt actions be old men or hot women like how the Thompson was and were is mp40 and sten

>>30555273

Winter is best because it goes down to like -40 degrees, and there's only a few hours of light in the day.

Nothing like going innawoods in the midst of the primeval dark, as the trees creak and crack from the freezing grip of the cold.

>>30553324
Try the sub in kissanime

>>30556105
>>30556133
Yes, she'd be a milf. With a babushka and optics.

>>30556482
Considering that 1903 Springfield, Suomi and M3 have what looks like matured, but not old bodies, I'd say she'd be the same as Thompson and FG42

>>30555085
Damn fucking hot ass Germans!

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New raw Upotte chapter dump, if any of you are interested.

>>>/a/143914189

>inb4 "but muh English!"
They are working on it, give it some time.

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>>30542034

>>30559201
Well, that's /a/. They can speak nip there due to the many users precticing nip on the Daily Nip Threads. Here on /k/ we have a lesser image limit and I'm certain a lot of us don't speak moonrunes

>>30559268
We may not speak moonrune, but there's plenty of cheeki breeki speakers,

>>30559222
...Guard?

>>30542034
I can't deny it

>>30559222
>>30559474
If it is guard he refuses to acknowledge our presence.

>>30559222
>Comrade
>Not goy or goyim

>>30541684
M14 is best girl.

Maybe not the objectively best rifle but I would love one regardless.

Waifu wise, she's got that personality i fall in love with, she seems like she'd be down playing vidya and watching anime, and she's got a fucking 10/10 body too

>>30550452
>This thread needs a sticky reading "Do not put weapons, weapon parts or ammunition into your orafices for sexual purposes, it will not work."
Commie.

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>>30542034

>>30559484
I wonder why. I liked his stuff in the monster musume thread.

>>30559474
>>30559484
>>30560057
Yes, thats mine. How are you doing?

>>30560983
Did yah finished it? Did yah color it? My boner needs to know!

>>30561007
still working on it and 3 other pictures: Black Prince Tank Girl and a Djinn

>>30561032
>Tank Girl
yessss

>>30560983
I can just tell it's your stuff. You draw faces a very specific way. I can't explain it.

Would a mosin nagant be a christmas cake teacher that's pretty much been active all her life?

>>30561196
>YEAH, HE DRAWS THEM BADLY, HYUCK HYUCK

Well I appreciate the recognition, really. Kind of a nice feel when someone can point you out

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>>30561206
Nyet. Eat your borscht

>>30561225
It really ain't bad.

>>30561225
Yeah, by no means was I saying you were bad. I just recognize and like your style mang.

>>30561241
Kek. I never seen this pic. Saved. Thanks anon.

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>>30561318
I appreciate it. Should have the Galil done tonight hopefully

>>30561357
I have a request. Draw Papi trying to use a mosin nagant. Pls. I need this in my life.

>>30561385
I'll guess that'll be in his queue, see>>30561032

>>30561397
Be sure to put it in the MonMusu thread.

>>30561385
>>30561402
>>30561397
only if im able to put her in russian sniper gear ala 1940's

>>30561450
Yes, this is fine.

>>30561490
Consider it #4 then, be a nice addition to the patreon

>>30561450

MUH

>>30561497
Link? I didn't know you had a patreon.

>>30561530
https://www.patreon.com/thegrouch

main goal is to avoid the paywall bullshit other artists do

Drawfag is a pretty cool guy

eh breaks peoples teeth while listening to snek music and doesn't afraid of anything

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>>30561598
>eh breaks peoples teeth while listening to snek music and doesn't afraid of anything

What?...

>>30561598
>Drawfag is a pretty cool guy
>eh breaks peoples teeth while listening to snek music and doesn't afraid of anything
oh jesus dont bring that here.

>>30561629
I am completely missing the joke.

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>>30561629
>>30561617

>>30561629
Yes, let's bring it here.
The crustacean demands it.

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>mfw Guard's secrets are being revealed.

oh boi.

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>>30561763
>>30561749
>>30561700
not a word, this is my safe place

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>>30542138

>>30561795
too late now

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>>30561795

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>>30561815
>>30561812
you bastards.

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>>30561795
Make us, citizen.

>>30561795
To be fair guard. I wasnt gonna say anything but then >>30561815 did.

>>30561836
I am not seeing the big offense.

What is going on?
I am missing something, aren't I?

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>>30561871
>>30561851
>>30561850
>>30561838
>>30561815
>>30561812
>>30561795
>>30561763
>guard being bullied even in /k/

>>30543833
what issue was that in?

>>30561357
>>30561225
>>30560983
I of course reinstate my request for g3's butt

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>>30562088

>>30561871
Patch guy got beaten up in a bar I think

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>>30562751
Really

>>30561661
Same here, anon plz explain

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>>30562907
>>30563050
No, I seriously don't know
Let's just wait for an explanation

>>30563050
>>30562907
>>30562751
Guard, aka Grouchy Badger, is a security guard/bouncer/ex-military for hire with a high penchant for anime and manga. He liked to listen to the Monster Musume soundtrack at work and carries a G3 Gate cellphone toggle on his pistol. One night he was listening to a song called Kiss Me Darling when a fight broke out and he had to get into it as soon as possible, tucking his phone into his pocket with his music still going in his ears. During the scuffle he was attacked from behind, so he says, and whipped his elbow around to catch the assailant in the face. Later on he found out he shattered the mans face and some of his teeth, but the reason why we tease him about it, is that Kiss Me Darling was playing in his ears while he did it.
>tl:dr Guard smashed someones face to weeaboo music

>>30563166
sauce pls

>>30561797
I knew Galil-chan is Jewish, but I didn't know she was also a certified Mohel

>>30563166
This is awesome.

>>30552893
what feature makes her have a... you know

>>30563268
see
>>30561815

>>30563166
Heh, he has indeed a weird taste in music

>>30561241
>865 m/s

Yeah right bitch

>>30561815
Upon listening to it I can see how it would get your blood moving

>>30563158
I was referring to the other anon, anon.

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>>30563346
I too must know

>>30561815
>earbuds fall out during fight
>its now blaring from your phone

Do you keep focus on the fight the whole time or does a strand of spaghetti slip out from your coin pocket?

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>>30541753

Yes

>>30563675
Cleaining rod to put it inside her barrel

>>30563730
>>30563346

no it's just that the artist likes dicks.

>>30563823
thanks, saved me like three grand

>>30547721
so the whole plan of ak 47 was to just use osv-96 so she can no longer be the leader of the school

>>30563912
why's that? all rpks have cocks.

>>30563166
>>30563166
>Kicking party pooper ass while listening to Monster Musume like a weeaboo
Holy fuck, I literally laughed my ass off. This nigga, 10/10 would draw and opwrate with

>>30563730
I'm still not sure I understand. Does that mean that alot of other raifus have benis because they also have cleaning rods?

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>>30564179
>10/10 would draw and opwrate with

I also own a lot of weeb patches.

>>30552893
>>30554043
>>30555067
>>30555032
>>30563346
>>30563675
>>30564200
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/3ae285a81f/550040-1

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>>30564231
and i posted the wrong picture.

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>>30564244
Jesus fucking Christ no, especially not if it has barbs

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>>30563912
>Basing RPK based on some Futa Fag's fan doujin
>Not RPK from the canon Echiina!!
You sir, are a faggot. But thanks for saving me a parts kit in the future

>>30564200
That's just some futafag's fan doujin. The original RPK has a nice, well trimmed bush and puffy little vulva

>>30564259
Ayy, even better. Morale patches for the win

>>30564345
relax
i'm torn between her and SVD

>>30564361
>Hard working and tough in the day
>Submissive maid at night
Damn, RPK really is the best gun at Red Steel

>>30563166
I would too if I were bored at work and got to have headphones.

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>>30564426
And she does it voluntarily with a bright smile

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>>30564375
You see comrade.
I am the SVD man.

Also team HK32xBizonxSVD will save the day, eventually.

>>30552126
you inspire me to make my own folder

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>>30564583
ideas for her shirt?
>inb4 Make American Great Again

>>30564492
If it wasn't for the fact that I want to go all Hotline Miami on Red Steel, she'd be the perfect waifu

>>30564615
Star of David. Because Jew Gun

>>30564615
give her the traditional pate carrier and pouches, or perhaps a slightly lewd version of 90s. IDF fatigues.

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>>30564646
?

>>30564615
>your
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30564668
there you go. If you're feeling confident you could try drawing her with m16a2, whom was fielded alongside galil.

>>30564615
>Up early
Just a white tank top (No bra underneath, you know how lewd piston guns are), keep the T-back due to folding Skeleton stock.

>>30564615
Also instead of comrade, put goy

>>30564898
wouldnt that just be a small patch on the front and a bit of twine over the hips?

>>30564911
Yep. Since this is the barracks, it'll most likely fit the plain white military sleep wear.

>>30549230
Garand dick

>>30564615
shouldn't it be "you're"? and who's below her?

>>30565144
>and who's below her?
patreon decal

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>MILF guns

>>30556133
>16
I like to think that the mosin dragoon model rifle is so old mentialy she still talks about the tzar nickalos as a friend

>>30556133
... so Go Go Bomango

>>30564615
IDF PT shirt would probably be good.

I'd also go with a simple "Somebody's up early". It's more open ended and can be read in very seductive manner.

>>30563276
Does that look like the work of a certified mohel?

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>>30565883
She put her settings on full fun and lost a bit of her groupings.

>>30562225
that cat is holding a cat

>>30565883
hey, don't judge, they've fallen on hard times

>>30565986
Nah dude, Galil is a canine.

>>30565986
Galil isn't a cat. RPK and Saiga are cats. Galil is a fox, likely a desert fox due being developed in Israel

>>30566011
>RPK
>Same asDomestic Cat as Saiga
RPK is a Siberian Tiger. She's a big cat.

>>30566185
a big cat with a big cock.

>>30566185
Fine, if you want to get technical, RPK and Saiga are felines, not canines.

>>30566232
>Not responding the perfect opportunity to banepost
Dissapointing

>>30566202
Was having a penis part of her plan?

>>30566270
OF COURSE

>>30566270
why would you shoot your load before being thrown out of an airplane?

>>30566270
>>30566289
>>30561797
>>30563276
>IF I TAKE YOUR FORESKIN OFF, WILL IT KILL YOU?

>>30566330
It would be very painful

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>>30566347
for jew.

>>30566361
>Not You're a big goy
Damn it 14 you blew it

>>30566330
No one cared who I was before I obtained the penis

>>30566378
that was a pretty good chain tho

>>30566394
it was

>>30566448
Coulda been screenshot worthy.....damn.....

>>30566814
just edit it in photoshoop and claim it was natural

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>>30566361
best gun always makes best the puns

>>30567713
Queen Gun of Machine Puns

>>30542059
It's because M14 is seen as a "Grandpa" type of rifle. Puns are seen as the humor of an old man, which is why they're also considered "dad jokes."

>>30568709
I can see her puns also killed Pyle