What sci-fi weapon system would best be suited for defeating ISIS?

The Shrike from Hyperion

>>30521407
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The Death Star

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>>30521377
Base Delta Zero

Otherwise known as orbital bombardment

Xenomorphs.

star trek`s teleporter. beam them where they dont want to go. like, for instance, beam a jihadist into his neighbor. or space. or into eachother while in space. get creative.

FoxDie

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Turning the sandy surface of the middle east into glass.

*morphs from a flying carpet into a mirror image of Abu Hajar before thrusting a large blade into some ISIS terrorist's brain and through his skull, sort of attaching the twitching body into the mud hut wall behind the poor guy*

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>>30521496

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>>30521496

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>>30521377
>YOU SHOOT ANYTHING THAT HAS 2 BROWN LEGS YOU GET ME?

>>30521474
And fuck up the Earth's atmosphere in the process. Remember, the UNSC was fucking livid about the fact that Voi was glassed to contain the Flood.

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Nanobots, sexually transmitted, and initially delivered in the anus of goats.

>>30521562
what movie is this from?

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>>30521453

>>30521629

Shaft.

>>30521377

You don't even need a sci-fi weapon. Just take out the US government. Without funding, ISIS would die.

>>30521681

The US not funding international rebels/fuckups is pure sci-fi and will never happen.

>>30521443
we live on the same planet as IS so maybe not...

>>30521760
IS isn't the only thing wrong with this planet.

>>30521511
WE GET YOU SIR

>>30521562
This would be funny simply because it would definitively prove that they rape goats

the life eater virus

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>>30521377
accept no substitutes.

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Phosphex

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Phosphex_Weapon

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>all these shit tier answers
Call me when you can churn out nukes and anti ballistic missiles by the dozens by the 30 minutes mark.

>>30524066
Good luck clearing those out when you need to.
Also, anything from 40K, I suggest Space Marines.

An assault vehicle with several pressurized tanks full of pig grease and alcohol connected to an array of hoses arranged in a 360 degree dispersal pattern.

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Lance in formation intensifies

Love and Job opportunities.

>>30524106A
Ahhh you beat me to it

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N2/N^2 Bomb

All the explosive force of a nuke, none of the messy fallout. That way we can wipe the motherfuckers off the map then get right away to putting everything back together again

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>>30524091
Burning to death is too good for them. How about sending them to an eternal realm of mental torment and physical rape?

>>30521541
>glassing africa
>killing the dindus and flood in one fell swoop

honestly worth it 2bh senpai.

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>>30524331
sure but that's not an N^2 bomb in the image you posted

>>30521377
Your moms virgin pussy. Once they all blow their load in it maybe peace will reign

>>30524464
OP is a faggot, not Jesus.
However, if we let them fuck him, maybe the same result will be achieved.

>>30521629
G. I. Joe

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All these answers and not one of them Liberty Prime.

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>>30524753
You want AMERICAN?
I'll give you AMERICAN

>>30524753
DEMOCRACY

>>30524807
IS

>>30524825
NON

>>30524871
NEGOTIABLE

>>30524871
NEGOTIABLE

>>30521407
fpbp

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>Ring, find all ISIS members
>ISIS MEMBERS LOCATED
>Ring, put them in a bubble and toss that bubble into space

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>>30521643
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Honestly, as lame as it is, something like this would work.

Can defeat an f22, can take direct hits from an f22 cannon, has an internal AI that can target and disregard threats/non threats, and is generally just a very expedient killing machine that in the right hands would cause 0 collateral damage.

Give 100 of these to your 100 best soldiers and they could end IS in 2 weeks to a month with the right Intel and motivation -- maybe have 3 "pilots" per suit and work in shifts exterminating the fuck out of IS.

a bunch of delta force guys armed with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jVsQToSfag

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>>30525023
This could also work pretty damn well

>>30524149
Mow them down with only a few Locusts.

>>30524418
Fucking google, you betrayed me yet again

>>30521407
well shit, that works

>>30521760
>IS

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>>30521407
FUCK. YES. all hail the pain lord

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>>30521562

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We only need one man...

https://youtu.be/sNR1XdnjC0I

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Screamers

>>30524138
>Clearing out
silly anon, we are deploying them in the 3rd world,
no need to clean anything.
Just build a wall

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>>30521407
>>30525619
Holy hell that thing is scary beyond all imaginable understanding.

>>30524965
GLs can't kill by a Guardian's law, except in very specific conditions.
but dropping them all on Mogo is not killing

>>30525040
>delta force
you misspelled "Navy Seals", anon

>>30524331
Red Mercury?

The thing from "Woken Furies" was pretty bad ass.

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a legion of Fremen riding sandworms.

>>30526650
You've been away from comics for a while, haven't you? Guardians introduced new rules to the book of OA, first was that lethal force is authorized against the Sinestro Corps, which was then expanded to lethal force is authorized against all enemies of the Green Lantern corps. Besides, I wouldn't technically be killing them anyway, hard vacuum would be, I just wouldn't be saving them.