/k/ would you rather have a perfect battlebudy or a gf?

Battle buddy desu. It's all I really want in life anyway.

>>30496572
I wish my gf was my battlebuddy
>tfw she's French so pretty weak and non violent

>>30496572
Can my battle buddy be a grill that's down to fug?

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>>30496572
>tfw battlebuddy is BF

feels good senpai

>>30496660
Fucking lucky.
>no qt BF/GF to cuddle
>can't oper8 because of stupid fucking coccyx injury
>all I have is gun
Just let the apocalypse start already senpai.

>>30496660
spartan/10

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why not both

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>>30496572
>or
I want both at once, damnit!

>>30496731
Because shes not qt, she has the face of a 65 year old russian bakery owner, and the body of john cena.

>>30496763
the face of dreams and a body of memes

>>30496768
topkek

>>30496572
battlebuddy
im tired of women and their fucking bullshit emotions and mind games and controlling shit

>>30496660
aw yisss

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>>30496572
For what exactly?

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Battlebuddy.

No need for gf when taking trophies of war.

Got a battle buddy.

Don't really want a gf as of now. Kinda fine with being alone and single.

A-am I fucked up /k/?

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>>30496891
but gfs are squishy and soft anon

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>>30496937
You can get squishy and soft battlebuddies too.

>>30496937
They require more maintenance and money than guns though.

I've seen enough "well I want x but I can't because gf" on this board to know gf is a drawback

>>30496937
So soft :(

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Prefect to me is a gf battlebud

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>>30496572
I already have the perfect battle buddy.

I wouldn't give him up for my waifu.

>>30496572
gf because nothing requiring a battle budy is going to happen in my lifetime

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>>30496572
as much as I love a soft and squishy gf
gfs leave me because small penis and drinking problem.
but battle buddy is there until death do we part

>>30496572
My HFA basically makes me better off with neither.

If by GF you mean somebody who will actually give me lifelong happiness and eventually children, I pick GF. Otherwise, perfect battlebuddy for sure.

>>30496660
This
Mine likes hiking, camping and sports
She just begun with shooting but in some months she will be on a operational level

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>>30497218
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO FEEL

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>>30496768
Stealing this.

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>>30496763
>she has the face of a 65 year old russian bakery owner

>>30496572
I have a team of savages and a gf. Love them for different reasons

>>30496773
Have you heard the good news about traps?
t. a trap

>>30498818
>Tradeing one mental problem for another.

Wew lad

The perfect battle buddy obviously,How is this even a question?

GFs are easy enough to come by and if you don't like her then get a new one, but a perfect battle buddy? Thats an asset you can just pick up

>>30496572
Is the gf also perfect?

>>30498818
My mental problem is wanting to look qt and be a service sub for my operator bf. Seems pretty benign to me.

Not every trap is crazy like the ones on here, I'm exceptionally stable. (For a millennial.)

>>30496572
The battlebaudy.

>>30496572
why not both?

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>>30496572
Why not both?

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>>30500563

Perfect battle or cum dump? perfect battle or perfect cum dump?

First case, perfect battle. Second case, my battle is my cum dump.

>>30496572
The two things are not mutually exclusive.

Just go find a hottie in rural red states, or states that used to be red, and are entirely red with the exception of their shitty capitals which were invaded by Commiefornians (ie: Colorado)

My step father's oldest son married a woman from rural Colorado. Super pro gun, she CC's, takes care of the kids, works part time when she isn't busy with that, and is generally pretty damn cool. Is also a total smoke show.

Gotta got find yourself something like that rather than looking around at universities on the East or West coasts, which are full of SJW tumblrites. Get away from that bullshit and find women with real values who aren't literally indoctrinated feminazis who just want to marry you so that they can legally just steal all of your shit, take your children away from you, and make you miserable.

>>30500563
>>30500580

God she does not look attractive at all aside from that one video she was in.

oh well...

>>30500669
Definitely not flattering. I'd still battlebuddy/fuck her though.

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why not both?

>>30496572
Battlebuddy who is also bf

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>>30501924
this nigga knows

>>30496878
snuggles

>>30500563
>>30500580
who is this qt

Gf that is bb

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>>30496572

>>30503790
>that pic

Cute AF, anon.

>>30496572
perfect girlfriend or just girlfriend?

>>30503526
buzzfeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6Ex2rVOUWs

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battlebuddy bf obviously

>>30498818
This, i want this so badly.

>>30500763
Same. Already confirmed open to guns, not overweight, not attractive enough to ditch me... what more to ask for?

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>>30496572
don't settle for anything less than both /k/omrades

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>>30496572
Got battle buddy. Is ignorant asshole that takes everything so literally that I cannot joke with him. Also is a bit of a Neonazi at times, but not in the real Neonazi way. More in a Wehraboo way, but in full support rather than admiring equipment. And of course I am total slav. Is like odd couple.

So I would take GF. Almost anything would do so long as she is down for the innawoods and related.

>Pic related is really damn close to battle buddy.

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Battle buddy.
>too bad it's a shit game

>>30496744
Big fluffy paws can't fit in the trigger guard, and hellwan would just spend all day smashing your pelvis into baby powder.

Echidna is better, no entry team would make it into your home, also babies.