/k/'s very own nuclear bunker

>>30487357
roll

>>30487346

Flood it and make a shark sanctuary.

Use the vortex to execute prisoners from Gitmo.

>>30487489
This.

>>30487346
It's a controller.

Rollan

I say we bring in a bunch of booze and hookers

>>30487346
Start soundproofing an entire level. It's gun range building time bitches

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GOOLD?

>>30487346
We send anime and MLP to every planet and wait until they destroy themselves.

>>30487346
>there's a strange ring at the underground level 28
Give it the codename "the doughnut".

>>30487346
Check and secure the ventilation system FIRST, not after SHTF and gooks are in the wire.

Secure underground level 28 with auto aiming turrets with belt fed machine guns.

Fortify all entrances and exits.

Build heavy cover around ring.

Rig mysterious rig with heavy ordinance.

Devise evacuation plan and quarantine policy for level 28.

Recruit anthropologists and scientists to study the ring.

Begin testing mysterious ring.

>>30487346

>establish a small base of operations at my apartment instead

>have the nuclear bunker as a distraction

It should work.

>>30487573
Cheyenne is a mountain with heavy steel springs as the foundation. It can literally take a direct nuke hit.

>>30487346
Fill it with milsurp, and dragon dildos

>>30487588
Yes Commander

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>>30487588
>>30487564

88 dubs. Come to my office if you have ideas on how to proceed.

>>30487494
>>30487505
>>30487506
>>30487528
>>30487557
>>30487564
all good suggestions

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>>30487557
Welcome back /k/ommander, i sent these dipshits to check the vents
>>30487528
>>30487532

>>30487346
Make it my personal rape dungeon lads. Commander has to destress every now and then.

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>>30487623
excellent, we will strap you down and I will have my way with you.

>>30487605
You idiot, this wasnt even dubs, also i am stuck in a vent and need help.

Make it a roundabout to connect to other rooms

>>30487588
so what are your orders commander?

commander can't be reached, so I'll reroll

>>30487847
re-reroll

>>30488008
You are designated for toilet duty for the rest of the week.

rolling for adding a roller coaster of terror that ends into a oven

Oven and roller coaster are totally not correlated to the juices

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>>30487346

We're turning this fucking place into a robot themed sex-dungeon!

Steal Ba'al's multi dialer and turn the gate network into a virtual telescope lens the size of a galaxy. We could watch ayys having sex on the beach from the other side of the universe, or see the Asgard evolve in real time.

>>30487346
I've always been baffled by the fact that they kept it in the same storage room with no addition security through out the entire run. I understand that it can't be moved to another room easily, as it had to be lowered in through the ceiling, but seriously, two guards on tripod m2s occasionally sitting outside the gate? That is not good enough. They were taken out by stun grenades basically every time someone came through.

Assuming you can't ever move the gate to a better place, at the very least have a rotating security detail prepared to defend the hallway outside the blast door, with fortification and several fall back locations.

Cheyenne has fallen too easily too many times.

>>30488881
The iris was for off world security. Cheyenne was so the fucking Russians didn't steal it. Remember the gate was first activated in the 40s and the movie was set a mere three years after the end of the Cold War.

>>30488907
Speaking of the iris, was wasn't it always closed by default?

The fact remains that both the goauld and the wraith managed to storm the complex while the iris was installed. It clearly isn't good enough to be the only line of defense used on a regular basis. Whenever there is unauthorized incoming, security forces should be mobilized.

>>30488975
the iris was closed by default later on once they realized that the goauld figured out the earths address. Nobody outside of humans themselves knew earths address early on.

can't invade a country you can't find

>>30489015
Apparently you can if you believe the Kremlin's story about soldiers on vacation.