Battle buddy thread? This is my dindu defense force from Iowa.

>>30476818
Everybody in the picture actually looks pretty cool. Except for that morbidly obese guy with the beard, on the right.

>>30476833

The chick with crazy eyes wearing the blue jersey had such a fucking ass. She smelled like horses though.

The gook got on my nerves but he's on the winning team so we put up with him and his loli

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>>30476833
That's OP.

>>30476936
Or the dude with the kneepads and cop 'stache. But probably the morbidly obese guy.

>>30476936
>>30476950

You hurt me. I'm not the kind of guy who loads up on ammo and chimichangas. When SHTF I'll be able to get uphill without running out of breath

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>>30476818
gave me a chuckle

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>>30476891
>The chick with crazy eyes wearing the blue jersey had such a fucking ass. She smelled like horses though.

also been my experience that Iowa girls are pretty freaky...

>>30477037

She's not on FB and I'm terrified of texting so we haven't spoken since the roundup a couple weeks ago. She's super religious. I think I could manipulate my way into her high waist panties but I'm beta as fuck so here I am on /k/ instead

>>30476818
>The front and center guys lack of TD
Kek

>>30477169

In law enforcement training we're taught to keep the newest guy in the front. You put him at the head of the stack and you push him with your hand through the structure while you clear rooms.

That fucker will definitely be in the front of the line if shit hits the fan and he lives long enough to make it to rendezvous