/k/ memes you fell for

You don't want your bakelites?

>>30451417
>bought a gun
i got the police to protect me

>>30451417
>$1000 in "bakelites"
Yeah good job.

>Bought a German P226
Nothing wrong with that.

>Shemag
Fancy cum rag.

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>>have nearly $1,000 in bakelites

>>30451417
You don't need a shemagh unless you operate.

>>30451432
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away!

>>30451453
They are the paracord of the scarf world.

>>30451487
huh?

You mean paracord bracelet?

Paracord makes really decent cheap shoelaces, guy lines, utility rope for tying shit down etc.

It's sorta a jack of all trades master of none, but it isn't very heavy so it's a good thing to have on you innawoods.

Paracord bracelets however are fucking gay, just put it in your pack.

>>30451500
Swing and a miss

>>30451453
>You don't need a shemagh unless you operate.

This. You also don't need breathable clothing unless you operate.

>>30451417
>lancers
>Raptor CH
>CZ Rami
Oh wait, these are fucking great.

/k/ has good taste.

>Plastic handguards > quadrails
I still stand by this, but what I should have gone with was keymod, which was somewhat new at the time.

>>30451500
Wow you are really dumb.

>>30451512
I really want to get some sort of rail for my ar while retaining the a2 fsb. Damn, I should get a kmr

Really don't want to spend another ~$160 on gun shit but fuck

>>30451508
>>30451529
What kind of utility cordage do you guys like to use?

>>30451534
pubic hair

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>>30451532
Why? A2 FSB a shit, go with flip ups.

Pic related, except don't get troys like me, they are heavy as hell.

>>30451537
Do you keep it attached to the skin or do you rip it off before you use it?

>>30451557
>not shaving it all off and keeping it in baggies in your back
it's like you don't even want to be low drag

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>>30451542
>A2 FSB a shit

So is the a2 stock.

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>>30451417

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>>30451588
>watch topgun
>realize I want to fly planes for a living
>want to join the navy to fly
>do real good at school
>score a 99 on the asvab
>read about planes all day everyday
>finally get to fly for the navy
>fly a fucking f35

>>30451446
Nice font

>Bullcucks

These things are absolute shit and I want my money back but nobody will buy it because who wants a faggot video game gun irl?

>>30451795
whats so bad about a f35?

>>30451417
>bought a shemagh
Me too. Hitch hikers guide said always have a towel!

>$1000 in bakelites
If you don't want them I'll take them

>German p226
Again if you don't want it I'll take it off your hands

>>30451855
Which one was it, anon? Which one hurt you?

>>30451417
>Bought a police trade in 226 when /k/ liked 357sig
I do like the thing, but fuck my ears if I ever have to use it

>AR15

>>30451534
I like bank line for tying shit down. If I'm a situation that requires rappelling I have fucked up and paranoid would probably not save me.

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Livin' the meme.

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>>30451542

>my A2 front sight broke/isn't holding zero
>said no one ever in the history of ever

A2 masterrace, flip up front sights are literally only useful for making your rifle look Gucci for impressing tripfags on /arg/