What kind of face are you supposed to make when you get shot

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>mfw anon stabs me

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>>30450645

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that depends on the caliber used

>mfw 9mm

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>>30450485
One of these should suffice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZBH_UrclsI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EvPvfVOUV8

>>30450485
You're an idiot.

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>>30450485
You make the kind of face when you're trying to push a turd the length of a broomstick sideways but instead of pushing out a turd, you got shot.

>>30450716
That's exactly the face I made when I got stabbed with a pen knife. Then I said, "A pen knife? Really?" And the dude got a dumb look on his face, splashed half a beer at me, and ran away. One of my favorite stories.

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pic related if shot with 9mm

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>mfw I get stabbed by a hanwei practical

>>30451920
Just put some TAPE over the wound.

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>9mm

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>mfw

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>>30451960

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>>30450485

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>mfw I burnt my grilled cheese

>>30450485
>>30452221

are these real?

>>30452230
medival book illustrations were pretty stupid. most were done by monks who never saw anything outside of their monastry. so yes they are real

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>>30452250
Believe it or not, people back then had imagination and sense of humor. Also a lot of people became monks later in their lives, exactly because they'd seen some shit.

>>30452541
>medieval furries lynching each other

>>30452593
>suicide by dick stab
And people think samurai are hardcore.

>>30452221
>>30452541
>>30452578
>>30452590
>>30452593

these are great haha

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>>30452541

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et tu jew?

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get a load of this guy

>>30453863
I cant stop laughing at the faggot dragon

That face you make when you find out
your Best friend is a weaboo.

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>tfw get shot by 22.

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>>30450485
>laughing
That's an interesting way to spell "screaming" anon. Unless you've been stabbed or shot before, I'm pretty sure you're gonna be overwhelmed by how much it really hurts to have steel penetrate you anywhere besides your bum.

>mfw shot

>>30455197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU

>>30455225
Adrenaline will keep you gucci from something relatively minor. Plus there are some people who can't help but smile a murderers smile whenever dat juicy firefight adrenaline hits them. Actually, I knew a guy who was a giggler. But that was more under stress than adrenaline.

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>mfw 9mm

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>Mfw 9mm

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>>30450485

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Do what you must, I've already won.

>>30455505
it's spelled mussolini brah

>>30455555
Very impressive digits, but everyone knows it's spelled Benito Tortellini

>>30455555
Its musslini brah

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>>30450485

>>30452230
Well, how else would you react in the very moment you got stabbed?
You won't be happy, but in that split second, you won't really have yet fully processed everything. Leaving you sort of apathetic.

Which the pictures capture perfectly, at least in y opinion.

>>30450485
>get shot or stabbed?
>ruin the mood for the stabee/shootee.


You don't really grasp the concept of stabee/stabber shootee/shooter, do you OP?

>>30455529
because if you kill your enemies they win amirite