>OI BRUV, GIMME YOUR MOBILE AND WALLET OR I'LL SHANK YOU UP

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>>30447723
this is now a machine gun thread

Do they really call it a mobile?

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Oh.....ok... Here you go...

Why didn't you bin that knife?

>>30447723
Is that a bayonet?

Thats a right dandy ak bayonet you got there boyo

>>30447723
Clearly not Paki enough

lucky for me, i'm a fast as shit sprinter

>"The fuck's a chav doing in Oregon?"

>>30447723
uh EXCUSE ME but knives are like NOT ALLOWED here you RACIST BIGOT

>>30447723
>gimme and not "gis"
Step up yr Chav speak m8

>>30447723
>white
>blue eyes
>uses ak bayonet

tfw its just your buddy showing off his poorfag operator setup.

Attack the Block taught me everything I need to know about Chave. OI BRUV!! BELIEVE!!!

>>30447723

>inform him that I'm muslim
>oh...okay. Sorry there, guv
>he drops the knife
>I blow my rape whistle
>50 pakis descend and turn him into the new town goat

Hail Britannia

>>30447723
let's say this guy is 2 meters away and I'm carrying? what does one actually do in this scenario?

>>30449596
Do I give him my wallet and shoot him? Or do I pretend I'm getting my wallet and draw and fire? Or is he too close?

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>>30447723
>unloads 24 triple buck into his chest

>>30447723
>Ak bayonet
Grab the blunt ass blade, wrench it out of his hands, and then tell him to get mummy to buy him a better knife next time.