North Korean Firepower Thread

>>30431590
I like the tanks they have that have the manpads. That's one of the few ideas they have that isn't totally retarded.

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>>30433396

>>30433396

If you've sent tanks into an area where they can even be threatened by aircraft, you've already fucked up.

thank goodness, im tired of catching birds and making coffee out of snow

>>30433426
That's a good idea

Why don't we give our MBTs light AA capability? Or at least develop an easily fittable system to do so? Should we lose air superiority and any dedicated AA platforms, MBTs are sitting ducks for gunships (Unless I guess they want to try their luck at using an M2 or MG3 to shoot down a helicopter gunship)

>>30433441
Don't think N. Korea will have much choice in the matter.

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North Korean Air Force is fascinating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHo7bqp3_Xw&list=PLpmZxH0UdwTEqbFo6_tgm0xy5y8lFxR9t&index=9

>>30433445
jej

>>30433464
>should we lose air superiority

If we've lost that, the armed forces are in such a sorry state that surrender documents would already be on the table.

>>30433396
Standard commie doctrine, equipment must do lots of things ok instead of one or two things really good. They eschew specialization in favor mass producing one design. An example of this is Soviet warships with every kind of weapon imaginable stuck in every available spot instead of sailing with escorts.

>>30433522
What if glorious Peoples Democratic Socialist Republic of Korea pre-emptively nukes your airfields and aircraft carriers? What then?

>>30431590
Y'all niggers laughing but they could DESTROY the US like the Viet Cong did

>>30433385
They intend to use those against Jets?

>>30433627
We lost 47,000 soldiers, not exactly a number that would deter us in a total war scenario.

>>30433663
Deterred the fuck out of you in 'Nam
and a lot less in Iraq

>>30433663
America hasn't ben in a total war state for a while my dude, in a true total war with Korea Americad be destroyed en mass.

>>30433675
Total war scenario. The citizens of the US didn't want to be in Vietnam which caused a lot of resistance and backlash to the conflict ongoing. If we were directly attacked(rofl) by North Korea there would be no such resistance to pouring our resources into the conflict.

>>30433701
They dodmt wamt in Vietnam because they've been routed, Korea would cause the same event to occour

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>>30433787
>>30433680
>americad
>>30433787
>occour
>dodmt
>wamt

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>>30433802
>That nork in the back left side

>>30433675
>>30433627
Australia, get off the computer, you've got immigrants to harass and if you use more than 10 MB your speeds will slow even more :^)

>>30433802
>hurr durr he made grammer mistake hes asian

>>30433822
>>30433802
I'm American dumb fags

>>30433680
america has never been in a total war scenario...

>>30433826
more likely the US education at blame

>>30433557

Something to be said for versatility though.

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>>30433846

>>30433787
No they won't because nobody wants to fight North Korea and deal with the millions of refugees after Kim's regime collapses.

>>30433919
>strong regime
>collaping afrter a few US (Israeli) airstrikes
>implying wave after wave of American troops wouldn't be mowed by by AK fire and run back

I'm sorry man the future isn't for our country

>>30433967
>.50 wongs added to your account

Anyone have their T-34s. Only nation that keeps them looking good.

>>30434065
They only use t34s for parad, like americans wholl keep m14 garand rifles from around the time they got ass blasted by korea

>>30434100
>that pimp with his hoes in there

>>30433935
That's kind of cool. A lot of their stuff looks like it would be impressive... if this were the 1960s.

>>30434108
I know, but they are still kept pretty mint for such an old tank. Plus every picture posted has been of parades.

>>30433558
Well i gues its a shame for them, because the icbm party dont stop.

in all seriousness i dont think having some stingers on stuff is retarded, helos eat tanks and apcs and stuf alive. The enemy may cut you off from your air superiority somehow, or planes may not be able to meet sortie demand

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>>30434065
The only sighting I remember was this one being used in training a few years ago. I'm sure some are kept in museums.

>>30433495
>>30433649
are those gooks for real? with this shit they'll loose air superiority even to some african shithole like uganda

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>>30434108
>m 14 garand rifles
>parad
>wholl
>korea
>not North Korea

>>30434160
I'm not seeing any pictures of them on parade for NK. Russia has a bunch they keep in good shape for running out during parades and other ceremonies.

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>>30433495
Mig 21s

>>30433495
Would still DESTROY American forces

>>30433464
Any enemy action able to wipe out US air superiority isn't going to be bothered by the kind of light AA you can fit to an MBT.....

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Disgusting And Cowardly American Dogs Believe That They Can Conquer Victorious Korean People
They Are Mistaken Sadly. Only Faith In Ability Of Supreme Leader Will Lead To Triumph! Their Weapons Are Weak And Their Wills Are Weaker!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWTouMN7upc

>>30433464
That's what the bigger heavy cal guns mounted to the turret where for.

We should totally put a single shot stinger on tanks, but I guess it's just not needed yet.

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>>30433495
Claims of "annihilating the enemy in one blow".

Still uses MiG-19s and 21s.

>>30433983
>one 'you won't be sent to a "re-education camp" for a week' token added to your account
FTFY

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>>30434213

>>30433983
>>30434466
Dumb fucks im americna

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>>30433495

>>30434295
Don't tell me that's real

How the fuck does it work

>>30435097
they're like orks from 40k

>>30434295
>korean war era uniforms

our army changes camouflage patterns more than they change their underwear

>mfw im training specifically to learn what these guys are chatting about or something along those lines.
I'm not entirely sure what my job will actually entail
국방 의국어 대학한국학생 입니다. 한국어는 아주 어려워요.

>>30435136
They're officers

>>30435026
>>30435103
I mean that rpg rifle, wtf? Where does the backblast go?

>>30433868
We were against Japan. We zerged through the Pacific and we fire bombed Japanese cities to the point of seeing the rivers on fire before they surrendered. Total war: targeting civilians.

>>30435162
I think it's just a grenade launcher

or it could even be what the mystery tube gun fires

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>>30433868

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the korean is the most perfect creature ever to sanctify the earth with its footprint

>>30435138
you need to learn to keep your mouth shut, first of all

>>30433917
>HOLYSHITTHEHONRABLELEADERKIMJUNGUNSAWMYSEARCHHISTORYFORCUTEAMERICANBLONDECOLLEGEGIRLSEX

>>30434168
We actually do have mechanized AA assets organic to most units. They just usually sit in the storage since we spend all of our time pounding on folks who think of kites with cameras on them as an air force. Most of our AA troops spend their entire career as over-trained infantry.

>>30435726
As far as Nork uniforms go, those look awesome.
I like them along with the dark SKS. Is there a name for the uniforms because in the past I tried searching for "North Korean Air Force uniforms" and only found that picture.

>>30435994
>not digging their toes in the ground.
[TRIGGERED]

>>30435994
Christ I want one of those 7.62x39 Brens so bad.
Kim needs to fall so we can get some delicious kits to reweld

>>30436030
I never even thought of that, think of all that juicy com bloc surplus that will come out of NK after it falls.

My body is ready

>>30436095
the left side of the face of the second gal from the left looks a bit too far out from her face

The next time North Korea says "We're gonna kick your ass", or whatever that translates to in gook speak, I want South Korea to say "Do it, faggot." Just get this whole fucking thing over with already.

>>30436213
Slightly off camera is the conjoined twin she partially absorbed in the womb.

Why do North Korean officers always look like they're wearing a uniform that's 2 sizes too big?

>>30436583
hasn't the nk population become so malnourished over past generations that they've shrunk like 2 inches?

>>30433917
Is that carpet padding being used as a mouse pad?

>>30433637
NKS real leaders likely have few illusions about the shitstain status of their military. Parading their junk around is probably more for the benefit of the regular NKS stuck living 1984.

>>30433445
Lel

>>30434192
He never said that.

>>30433557
Not like it doesn't work.

>>30433868
WWII, Civil War.

>>30431590
>literally all the late 70s-80s soviet hand me downs that the US army still actively trains against and that soldiers are right now being taught are real threats in a land war

is funny to me komrade

>>30433531
what is that? interesting

>>30433917
Tfw your boss starts chilling and watching you work over your shoulder

>>30434499
WOW, I would love to own one of those. probably some of the best preserved t34s right there.

>>30436051
don't even get me started. They have EVERYTHING and they keep them squeaky clean and new for parades.

in this moment I am euphoric

>>30433495
Wait, why are there US planes at 1:07? Are they just using stock footage they found on the internet?

>>30433426
>2 KPV's
shit

>>30435760
The high boots are killer.

>>30434192
Nice chain email, grandma

Not to be contrarian or anything but didn't we lose to North Korea once already?

>>30437817
We actually beat North Korea entirely. Then China came in, and we decided to draw a ceasefire rather than start WWIII with an invasion of Red China.

How the fuck are these guys even seriously considered a threat to South Korea? Do they just have a shitload of equipment that compensates for their shitty quality with quantity?

Is South Korea just not militarized?

>>30436095
I would give anything to fuck a NK female solider

>trained to hate everything about you her entire life
>you are literally the devil to her
>you'd most likely be the first american to sex one

>>30433627
No, they wouldn't. The American military has been itching for a war against a foe that wears a uniform. With the uniform, they know EXACTLY who to shoot, and with that knowledge, the Norks would be fucked.

>>30437936
>Force her to orgasm.
>According to Hentai laws she is now your slave.

>>30437837
Seoul is within artillery range of N Korea.

>>30437837
>Is South Korea just not militarized?
They are. They just worry because their capital is pretty fucking close to the DMZ. The ROK army aren't slouches, they could most likely 1v1 the North and win. They just prefer to make cars and technology, and be prosperous.

>>30433668
Didn't know Norks wore telnyashkas, thought it was just something that Russian/ex-Soviet countries had.

>>30431590
THE GLA WOULD BE SO PROUD OF THE NORK DEVIL TRACTORS

>>30434512
>im
>americna

>>30437305
Target drones. Prolly as makeshift missiles to harass the south

>>30437479
Those are Mig-29's idiot.

>>30433495
Don't they also operate IL-28's?

>>30433668
Oh shit its the Imperial Guard!

>>30433952
>still using guns for coastal defence

Are they not aware that cruise missiles exist?

>>30433637
I don't know, is there any use for 100mm AA guns other than shooting down aircraft?

>>30435048
Are they still using 1st generation RPG's?

>>30438602
Executing people who fall asleep during a meeting.

>>30437837
NK has a shitload of artillery units within range of Seoul hidden within mountain bunkers and shit.

>>30438645
>hidden within mountain bunkers and shit.
Well, "hidden". We know about them.

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>>30438640

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>>30438033

>Dick status: muh

can we invade north korea now please? i volunteer to go in first

>>30433459
>SM-4-1 No. 603 graciously donated by AMD technologies.

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>>30433511
Fuckin' nork zergfaces crack me up.

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>>30439308
Holy shit

>>30431590
Anyone got a picture of that silver-plated Bren gun? or maybe some of those helical AK mags?

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>>30437936
>>30438033
Stop it guys, I'm getting a little worked up.

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>>30439363
>I bet that mother fucker ate a whole fucking slice of pork, fucking fat ass

>>30438734
At least someone gets it.

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>>30439388

>>30439426
the prophecy... of no food is real....

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>>30431590
Imperialists watch out

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>>30431590
How long do you guys think it would be until they find Kim Jong Un hiding in a hole like Saddam?


30 days? a year? a week?

>>30439522
Precisely 36 hours.

>>30439522
>hiding in a hole
Would have to be a pretty big hole.

>>30439581
cave then

>>30439581
>4 UN

>>30439582
One of those caverns caused by their unground nuclear tests

>>30435097
>newfag

>>30439649
not really.

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Third guy in the row look really happy perhaps a cousin of Zergface

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>>30435726
Found a better pic of those SKS.
They seem to be ceremonial and used across the branches for honor guards. Don't know if it's a small supply or not.
The Norks really like their chrome. I'm seeing pictures of guards with entirely chromed/silver AKs. Some look nice but then others look like they were spray painted.

>>30439726
what the fuck is wrong with their feet

also zergface is chinese

id like to see more of there navy shit. if anyone has a bunch of that.

>>30439426

*miss*
*miss*
*miss*

FUCK YOU YOU GANGLY FUCK FINE ILL USE ONE OF MY PRECIOUS GRENADES

>>30439726
Holy shit, it's the Rock!

>>30439788
Just use the pistol.
:^)

>>30439632
It's a shame that none of them are attractive. That could have possibly spared their lives.

>>30439763
Soft boots + foot binding.

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>>30439763
I know Zergface is Chinese.
As for the feet, I have no idea.

>>30439792
Ha!

Here's one of the silver AKs I was talking about. Has a similar black (or really dark wood) furniture that the their SKS has. Some of their uniforms are starting to grow on me, at least the presentable looking dress stuff.

>>30439726
How old is this picture?

>>30439858
I disagree, I find the left center girl to be cute.

>>30439876
From October of last year. Part of a parade to commemorate 70 years of the Worker's Party. Those are (I hope) soldiers wearing old uniforms.

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anyone got more information about pic related

>>30439868
You are already dead

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>>30433967
I get a lot of use out of this image.

>>30439941
THIS IS HELL

>>30434499
that's hawt

>>30434512
Are you that one socialist faggot who was gonna "take up arms" in support of the Norks?

>>30433495
Is this real?
Those nork pilots are smart enough to know that a F-15/F-16/F/A-18/F-22 would toss them from the sky like garbage. If a patriot doesn't shred them first....

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>>30435138
영어는 잘하긴하네요. 열심히 부우세요!
Кopииcки нe пpocтoй, хopoшo мoй дpyг!
>tfw trying to learn russian and korea
:^)

>>30437817
North Korea got shit on, then we stalemated China.

>>30439923
Still carrying nuggets? Those are nuggets, right?

>>30439994
*베워 and кopияcки?

>>30433917
I didn't know this was the /fak/ thread

>>30440025

The Soviets still carry nuggets in their victory day parade.

>>30438581
yeah sure but that big ole cannon looks cooler

>>30435162
>>30435194
Guys it either a maxim machinegun (ww2 era) or some other water cooled machinegun

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Even better idea. How bout they take all that money they put into 40 year old tech and hire A FUCKING TAILOR. I mean i know theyre all stunted and emaciated cause starving but at least they could get someone to make their uniforms fit their tiny tiny little frames. Even the hats are all too huge for their tiny little starving heads

>>30434191
Even a shitty MiG from 50 years ago would rape a UAV.

>>30440154
this isnt an mg vs a drone. this is a plane thats nearly 50 years old vs another plane that can shoot it out of the sky from MILES away.

this is all assuming any of the DPRK planes will make it off the ground

>>30440171
fuck im retarded

*MIG* vs drone. *Drone that can shoot....*
essentially the same thing

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Although North Korea is only 1 for 6 with the Musudan, a domestically manufactured, road mobile, theater ballistic missile that can carry a domestically produced nuclear weapon is not a technology I appreciate the North Koreans possessing or being given the opportunity to fully mature.

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>>30439374
>helical AK mags

They're so god damn cool. And, for whatever reason, are issued exclusively to presidential guard units. If I had to guess, i'd say that the operational doctrine is to halt the convoy and have a dozen sandbags magdump a hundred rounds each at anything that moves.

>>30440117
Ew, why?

>>30440260
Why not?

>>30433917
>>30435248
>be comrade of the state
>be catching up on latest Chinese cartoons
>truly, our greatest allies
>hear footsteps behind me
>tab out to "work" tab
>accidentally tab in to PornHub tab you forgot to close
>it's "Cute American Blonde College Girl Sex", your favorite
>hear someone sit beside you
>sweatingworker.billboard
>"Nice."
>look out of the corner of your eye
>holy flying fucking nukes it's the Dear Leader
>Dear Leader actually caught you watching porn
>sixtywaitupiggu.poster
>"I prefer redheads myself."
>this is it
>you're dead
>and the rest of your family with you
>and any family they have
>looks like it's snow coffee and Tuesday birds from now on
>he claps you on the back
>you flinch
>"Keep up the good work, man."
>he gets up and walks away
>you look over your shoulder once you hear he's distant enough
>you see your boss staring at you
>but it's not the glare of a man out for blood
>it's the frightened gaze of a man who recognizes that video
>he simply gives you a nod and walks away with Dear Leader
>...
>Ctrl + Tab
>start typing again
>[Y'all niggers laughing but...]

>>30431590
Nork TV is doing military shit right now as part of the TMZ: Kim Jong Un edition power hour.
mms://121.167.43.161/chosun

>>30434295
what is that gun? wheres the magazine?

>>30433558
Hahahahaha, are you for real?
If they do launch nukes at us it would be suicide.
We have subs waiting right there waiting for them to even try to start shit, they launch a missile at the US then the world will have to redraw the maps to show a gap in between South Korea and China.

>>30440314
Looks like some kind of muzzle loaded rpg or grenade launcher.

>>30440314
It's a museum prop that i'm assuming is supposed to be a single shot DeLisle carbine.

>>30440333
>>30440335
i want one

>>30434389
>At one point of the propaganda film they are having a bayonet fight with bolt action rifles
What movie did they rip this from?

Do you really think this is an accurate description of how the war would go down?

We would just use stealth bombers to wipe you off of the face of the earth while you guys are crying in your bomb shelters holding on to your 100 year old rifles.

Only thing keeping us from wiping NK off of the face of the earth right now is China, and even China is getting tired of your shit.

>>30440303
b r o v o
r
o
v
o

>>30435866
>Poster of SKS and its parts in the background.

Oh god.
Guys.
What if they can't afford to even outfit their entire army with AK47s and have to resort to using WW2 tech?

>>30440335
>an OG commonwealth operator died in korea in the fifties and his delisle was captured
>still inspires shitty museum pieces to this day

Strange feels.

>>30440373
In terms of frontline service, you're looking at a maximum of around seven million individuals at arms. If you honestly think they don't have seven million AKs collecting dust after decades upon decades of import and manufacture you're a dumb nerd. It's the reserve forces like the Peasant Red Guards that would end up having to draw from older stockpiles.

>>30434007
those Nork trucks loos pretty sweet, what are they?

>>30440373
Welcome to North Korea. Your order is not being taken, as the state has already thoughtfully provided for you ahead of time.

Here's your SKS.

Hope you don't mind carrying an empty rifle, comrade.

>>30440025
>>30440260
Name one rifle that killed more Nazis.

>>30434389
I've seen that movie. Pretty good. Kinda sad in the end.

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>>30439363

>>30440137
Cept there's no magazine. And look at the optic on it. And what appears to be munitions on the table.

>>30437837
>How the fuck are these guys even seriously considered a threat to South Korea?
They're not. They're considered a threat to Seoul (although the entire city is designed to withstand an attack) and the stability of the region.
That's it.

>Is South Korea just not militarized
Are you incapable of taking notice of any world events/history/reading a book/five seconds of googling?

>>30439515
Is that a fucking bumper-car with dual MGs?

>>30439726
Those cute little shoes

>>30435994
That's not a BREN but a DPRK machine gun from the 70s

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_73_light_machine_gun

http://spioenkop.blogspot.hr/2015/05/iranian-delivered-north-korean-type-73_26.html

>>30439940
is that from The Kalashnikov Encylopaedia?

>>30433495
>Hahaha, you're going to die, you know that, right?
>Yes dear leader

>>30433464
I doubt it would be hard to mount those but there's little reason to do so.

>>30437833
It was different. NK was almost destroyed and then Chinese went in. NATO/UN thought they're gonna get easy time since lol chinese. Then Chinese pushed them back until the stalemate began which reminded trench warfare. Ceasefire was signed and there's "peace" currently.

>>30437833
because truman was too much of a pussy wimp to let macarthur cross the 38th parallel

macarthur would have pushed all the way to peking.

>>30439858
Yeah, need more plastic surgery to compete with SK's.

>>30441256
> All right, I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a PUSSY WIMP to let MacArthur go in there and BLOW OUT THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS!
> Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.

>>30433426
>no whitewalled tires
kim pls

>>30434118
The look cute. Can't diss him.
>see me rollin, they hatin'

>>30435726
I'd ride his wife. She's a solid 8/10.

>>30439858
Bullshit. Plenty of them are good enough. They just put too much energy into looking stern and unapproachable.

>only makes me harder...

>>30436403
That's what the girl to the left is staring at.

>>30441506
>Y-you imperialist! I'm only here because dear leader wishes it.

Oh, yeah...

>>30441589
I genuinely wanna know how deep their indoctrination runs.

Assuming Nork Soldier Woman is unmarried/whatever:

1. She resists advances and cries for Dear Leader
2. Jumps on my white shaft like there's no tomorrow. Dreams of green fields and frredom beyond.

>>30436014
the swiss army does it like this aswell

>>30441627
They've been told stories about savage foreigners raping and pillaging their way across Korea since childhood. The Nork grunt is told to revere the leadership to a religious level and straying from the system could mean prison and death for their families. That being said, they're still human. Defections happen constantly and western things keep getting smuggled in.

What's the scenario here? Is she a POW or a defector? The former could be a challenge but the latter is likely to do whatever you want for asylum & a large pizza. This could make for some pretty sexy roleplay.

>>30442049
Hitting on her might have some issues.
>is this foreigner going to rape me like in the propaganda
>maybe I'll kill him halfway through so I can escape
>I'll seduce this pig and gain intel later

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>>30442049
I've had a hardon for this scenario since watching Worst Korean drama, IRIS.

Nork wench is stern but fuckable, and really softens up as the series progresses.

Pic related.

>>30442127
I'll take Option 3.
My Wife tells me I talk shit. Anyone who listens to anything I say, well... Joke's on them.

What percentage of North Korea's military do you think would defect if they went to war?

>>30442272
You thinking of thst scene in Enemy at the Gates, with Russian MGs shooting those who retreat?

Norks who drop their gun at the DMZ walk forward but are shot in the back?

>>30440258
I remember some anon saying those were more than likely spray painted pringles cans glued there

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>>30439726

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>>30439726
I do like the norks, they are pretty cute in their hubris.

>>30443044
dude looks like a malnourished dwayne the rock johnson.

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>>30439726
I would love to go there and see it for myself but it would probably be impossible.

>>30433495
Now I have the RO2 song stuck in my head.

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>>30431590
>saids the burgers that still can't win over the sand nigger land where all they have are a bunch of pickups with whatever homemade weapon they can put on them
top kak

>>30440303
Had a good chuckle, well written anon

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Oh neat, this thread is still up.
Found another image of some nicer uniforms. I love the Air Force uniforms and the Navy ones is pretty cool as well. The Army is nothing special, very Soviet-esque.
I like the stripes on the pants as well.

>>30435203
is that a young captain janeway?

daaaayum

>>30438033
Where do I sign up?

>>30442180
auto nub

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>>30440325
fucking lol

>>30433464
Those anti-air guns are used to execute nork officers.

Imagine that shit.

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Joking aside the Norks could lay down some serious artillery followed by over a million troops. This isn't Iraq in 91. These people are (mostly) brain washed.

>>30433967
Unicorn stabbings. You forgot to mention their cavalry and the shabby unicorns they're trying to genetically engineer from artifacts they found in ancient unicorn lairs they discovered.

I honestly think the worst America would have to deal with is being careful against tetanus and splinters.

>>30445138
>line infantry fucking up
this is unique to exactly 0 militaries

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>>30446785

Or just fucking terrified they'll be shot if they don't act like they love the son of a bitch.

>>30447136
What a great photo.

>>30447136
I wonder how many of them are still alive...

>>30447978
None probably.

>>30446785
they don't have the supplies to make a push and thier artillery and rockets would barely touch Seoul and even then it would probably be mostly duds.

This is how Best Korea knows that they don't need to have any fear of us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJoQOQHQ8oA

>>30448005
Most likely untrue, and at this point there is no major benefit to taking that risk. Seoul would not fair well against thousands of explosive rounds landing on its buildings and homes. Even if SK/US were to make a coordinated strike against 75% of their artillery positions in the opening minutes of a war, that last 25% would be devastating to civilians living in or around the city.

Im pretty sure any police department in the u s can beat north Korea

>>30433675
The Iraqi Regular Army was one of the largest in the world before Desert Storm, and was gone within a week. If Korean Victory is toppling the Regime (no radical jihadis to fill the power vacuum there), it's in the bag in a few days.

>>30434389
>Americans charge, bayonets fixed, bracing their bolt action rifles, with F4U Corsairs flying overhead, straight into the slaughterhouse of North Koreans wielding World War I era machineguns

holy kek.

>>30448088
>tfw no birds to eat right now.

>>30440258
i read somewhere that they may hold up to 120 rounds of 5.45x39mm

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>>30439374
this it?

>>30440404
>not requesting an empty nugget with a cinderblock splitting bayonet

>>30445138
>Obliterate one of the largest standing armies at the time within a week
>go back and play in the sandbox again, only taking a couple thousand dead, killing millions of hadjis, and keeping them in their quarantine zone
>lost

>>30431590
>We can surrender...

/k/ alone could fuck up North Korea if set loose on it, FFS.

>>30433542
>BTR-80
Wait, when the fuck did they get those?
>>30433627
>>30433675
Are you that one Polack from /int/ who kept sucking Nork dick? The South Koreans could probably wipe the North without our help, don't fucking kid yourself pal.

>>30448649
Cool we found Brian Peppers.

>>30445138
what is the source of that meem?

>>30448464
Dear Leader's Cool Kids Club Toppled.
Power Vacuum.
China right next door.
>I'd rather the current clown in charge.

>>30433830
doing laundry while on patrol, classy.

Does anyone have that one Nork cartoon? All I remember is there's a fox lady or something.

>>30449549
Squirrel and Hedgehog

>>30440303
>looks like it's snow coffee and Tuesday birds from now on
I got that reference, had a sensible chuckle

>>30448874
>Wait, when the fuck did they get those?
The russians?

>>30436095
they look well fed compared to the computer or tank guys..

>>30449601
can you explain the reference pls
I wanna get the jike

>>30445473
Stripes on pants = RCMP & other cops in Canada (they too are colour coded).

>>30431590
All memes aside Best Korea is a country that has been on a war footing for 60 something years. Yea we can laugh at there tractor towed rockets and the lack of rubber to make tires for there vehicles but the country is literally isolated. They exist without world trade and they have a stockpile of rations fuel and munitions to wage a ww1 style fight for the next 50 years. North Korea may be a meme but jesus christ they would need to be nuked into submission to get them to stop in a conventional war.

>>30434007
Those nork trucks look like they could eneded by WW1 anti tank mauser ammo....

>>30434141
I am pretty sure old warsaw pact countries were selling off mig-25s at flight ready status for a couple million a pop a few years ago.

>>30433442
whos the blonde on the bottom

>>30439757
These guys must get mad pussy in NK.

>>30450356
Google Bird Tuesday and Snow coffee. It's a hard hitting documentary about life outside NK.

We live in dire poverty. My cousin just had another kid in a nork-supplied tent.

>t.postingfromacellphoneinfreedomjail

>>30445138
Trip hazards suck

>>30445473
>zippers on boots

>>30433557
>not wanting your warships bristling with weaponry
Also that's blatant lie.

>>30431590
Actually, that's a nice "turning plowshares into swords" imagery.

>>30433396
A lot of tankers bring a manpads into their tank. It's just not welded on the turret.
IIRC, soviet SPGs had a manpads in their equipment list.

>>30437479
Mig-29 Fulcrum. NK has a couple.

>>30452118
Wonder how they see other countries.
I remember a nork saying that he disliked Paris because it's dirty in Delisle's comic Pyongyang.

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> i am not impressed.

>>30448874
>Wait, when the fuck did they get those?
Apparently they acquired a small batch and then cloned it.

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>>30445138
>Faded ass desert marpat
>Coyote gear
>black boots
>UMP
>"the real US Army"

>>30438581
>Still waiting for inchon2 surfing bugaloo.

>>30436775
Dood that's fucking great

>>30431590
Are those tractors CGI?

>>30434389
>koreans overpowering americans in close combat

>>30438616
Dude, they've still got Mosins and DP-28s in active service as front line arms.

>>30452970
No, they were donated by some western charity foundation during the famine in the 90s in an attempt to help increase crop production.

The army seized them at the borders and use them for towing arty instead.

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>>30445138
>Black boots
>The guy with the GoPro is carrying a UMP

They're airshitters.