>>30430408
What an asshole. That being said, Russia and China do this shit to our ships and planes all the time, so its hard for me to care too much.

>>30430408
payback for their flyby
americans always do it bigger

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>>30430408
Payback.

>near miss
>queue russian plane flying 5cms from US ship for the lulz

>>30430741
Only problem is that its the American who are more in danger if they did collide. Why do you think ships use the bow to ram? If it connected with the stern the destroyer would lose propulsion while likely rupturing some bulkheads at the back- and the Rooskie ship would still be going...

>>30430408
>do a flyby on literally everyone
>cry when Americans play chicken with you

The Russians are fags.

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>>30430408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4jQhnXrWbg

Is there a more shamelessly duplicitous race then the russians?
and they wonder why their kind is treated as a nuisance wherever civilized people gather

>>30430810
>modern ships
>ramming
both would be seriously damaged

>>30430408
kek, doesnt seem that dangerous to me, but then again, everyone cries these days in the modern PR war. On both sides. So both sides should stop being such whiney bitches.

>>30430408
It is funny because it is usually an angry Russian who cuts you off.

>>30430842
One of the boats still have propulsion to limp back to port, the other is literally keelhauled.

>>30430920
>literally keelhauled
you dont know what either of those words mean, vatnik.

Not news.
We all know Russia is THAT guy.
That guy that can dispense the banter, but can't never take it.

>>30430408
Lel, payback is a bitch eh vatnik

>>30430408
the weak should fear the strong

Slavs are absolute hypocrites. Not really news worthy.

>>30430824
It's funny because if shit happened, more US sailors would have been at risk than Russian. That, and Gravely is much more expensive.

>>30430810
>>30430920
>>30430989
spot the vatnik!

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>>30430408
>Russian Navy literally can't keep up with Americans

>>30430981
>complain about unprofessionalism
>do the same
The US ain't bringing a good point, either.

>near miss
So they hit?
Or was it a CLOSE miss, as in, "They missed, but it was a close one."?

>>30431025
That's what it's called. A near miss

>>30431017
CAN'T

>>30431010
Spotting a vatnik is harder than spotting a burger, because burgers are soooo fat.

Russia BTFO

looks to me like the us ship was just sailing along and some russian asshole starts tailgating

>>30430989
Not really. It would have crippled both ships and killed a lot of sailors.

You already said this, and someone told you that you were wrong. Why go and say it a second time?

>>30430408
kek

Vatniks act like cunts then bitch like total pussies whenever the same shit they keep doing happens to them.

'merilards keep bitching about the vatniks acting like cunts, but then end up doing the same.

I've seen 12 year old kids being more mature than that.

>>30431101
hes doing a bad job at samefagging. He thinks hes being sneaky but is a bit obvious
>>look guys, someone agrees with me
stfu vatnik.

>>30430408
It's hard not to laugh at the thought of cutting someone off in the middle of the sea.

Biggest "fuck you" ever.

>>30431085
This.

>Classic Russian dashcam videos - now at sea!
>You won't believe number 5!

>>30430408
That's called payback for intercepting our destroyer in the Black Sea

>Russia playing the victim

What else is new. They even act like they're the victim of unfair accusations when they do flybys on ships and practice bombing runs against their neighbors.

>>30431021
They started it. See >>30430947
The Americans never made massive deal out of it happening to them and in the videos you saw the people on the American ships were laughing and smiling. Here, I can just tell the Russians were seething with rage.

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>>30431151

>it's a BMP crosses in front of Sovremennyy-class destroyer in open sea episode

Try to do this shit with the chinks, it'd end up with a Burke in Chinese port and 300 burgers reenacting that Iranian boat episode.

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>>30430408

Russia does flyby of U.S. ship. U.S. does fast sailby of Russian ship. Both sides politics let the media spout it like its a big deal, because nothing else to report except the usual humdrum of blowing up jihadis.

>Both militaries just bored and fucking around with each other using big expensive equipment, as one typically does while in the military.

>>30431227
Actually the last time shit like this happened, they just told us to go away for two hours while we did whatever the fuck we wanted. The time before that China lost a plane and a pilot.

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>>30430408

>Russians buzz US destroyers
>US lodges complaints
WOW, UNPROFESSIONAL VATNIKS! THEY DESERVE A MISSILE UP THE ASS!

>US ship cuts off Russian one
>Russia lodges complaints
HAHA!!! FUCKING RUSSIANS BTFO!! BUNCH OF WHINY BITCHES!!


Yeah, you /k/ucks are petty, but at least you're consistent in your stupidity and blind flagwaving.

>>30431262
>laughing cause they got pay back
Pretty different but y'know, doesn't matter to faggots >>>/pol/

US signs and agrees to laws of the sea, then ignores them.

Why should Russia give a shit?

THis just proves that as usual, the law only exists to smear on people's faces like cheap marshmallow fluff and vinegar.

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>>30431262
When has anyone said they deserve to be shot for a harmless fly by.

This is only amusing because they do it so often, and the tables were turned.

>>30431249
Prease reave! :(

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>>30430408
Payback for flyby.
Noice m8

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>>30431269
/wg/ actually, but thanks for proving so quickly my point about your pettiness. It's types like you that really define /k/, I've found.

>>30431316
>shitposting this hard

Flybys are funny as fuck. That the U.S. Is the one pissing off the Russians by doing something more annoying and dangerous is funny. Kindly fuck away.

>>30431101
Except I didn't say it the first time, nor was I aware that somebody said it beforehand (I skimmed through the other comments since half of them were juvenile shitposting anyway). And why would I say something twice, anyway? My point stands, modern warships can't take damage for shit, the Gravely has the bigger crew, so more Americans would have been endangered than Russians.
>>30431121
You seem rather familiar with samefagging yourself. You probably often stand in front of a mirror and speak to yourself, since no one else gives you attention :)
>They started it.
It's like I'm in the kindergarten again.
>>30431358
And now the Russians will have to step up their game. This will get better and better, expect nuke subs and carriers playing tag :)

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>>30431358
>if I don't like it it's shitposting

I honestly wonder what type of people vehemently rage against Russia on this board. Is it mostly unemployed Cletuses in their trailerparks? Drunk Poles and Lithuanians, or just older Neocon relics who stumbled upon /k/ on their grandsons computers? Granted, I went through that edgy nationalist phase fresh out of high school but I doubt all of these guys are like that.

>>30430408
Who cares

>>30430408
>russians lose a standing quarter mile drag from the lights
>bitch and moan about it

jesus russia when did you become such a bunch of faggots? it's almost like you're germans or something.

>>30431411
Both nations have been so afraid of nuclear war that there have been procedures in place since forever that literally exist to prevent harmless actions like these escalating militarily.

We aren't gonna go to war due to a fly by or a harmless game of "be an asshole with my million dollar boat", so why not let the fuckers have some fun and get some enjoyment out of the whole thing. Let the diplomats deal with it.

>>30431413
Mate, I literally don't care about Russia. The only feeling I have towards it, when I think about it rarely, is how disappointed I am that I don't have an import in my hand right now. Ivan pulls this shit all the time, and someone pulled it back, it's amusing and that's about the end of it. You can cry all you want about /k/ not liking Russia, but for every red blooded American here who would rather see it as slag, there is a Vatnik or Slavaboo to argue with him. But both are a minorty to the people who just plain find this stuff amusing.

>>30431045
But a near miss implies they almost missed, but didn't.
>oh shucks, they nearly missed

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>>30431316
>admitting to shitposting

>>30430408
Russians were clearly terrified

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>B-but payback...
Burgers BTFO, can't even payback properly.

>>30430828
>duplicitous
Lol, dat damage control. American ships trying to pass through Soviet waters in the Black Sea, get warned for a number of times, then get bumped. Decades later butthurt burgerclaps just out of nowhere for no particular reason approach a Russian ship in the Black Sea.

>>30431690
Alright, Carlin

>>30431229
>Both militaries just bored and fucking around with each other using big expensive equipment, as one typically does while in the military.
This pretty much.
Personally I think a flyby (especially at this low level) is a tad bit more unsafe (both safety-of-flight wise as well as being a bit more threatening, and thus a higher chance of someone lobbing a missile at someone else) but then it also seems the more fun thing to do (lol adrenaline cowboys, russkies got them too apparently).
Plus they probably talked it through on UHF GUARD or something beforehand.

I can practically hear it now
>US navy ship, here is aviationy dwa dwa azeem of rodina peh veh oh strany, do you of hear?
>Uh, unknown station calling US navy, this is the USS Noam Chomsky, we read you loud and clear. Please state your intentions.
>DA, yankee ship tshomsky, I want of do, errr, how to say, svidaniye?
>Russian plane identifying as "aircraft 221", this is USS Noam Chomsky, be advised you are on collision course with us. Please change course immediatly.
>Blyad, where is dictionary, tovarish copilot [incomprehensible russian swearing while the plane rolls inverted, goes supersonic and descends to sea level]
>[stressed] Aircraft 221, this is USS Chomsky, you are on a missile attack profile. Alter course immediatly!
>[joyful] Da, da, svidaniye, meetup, yes yankee? Veselyye vremena, oh yeeeeaaah
>You goddamn motherfucker what the fuck do you think you
>crrkkOOOOMMMM, WHOOOOOSSSHHHH
>holy mother of jesus that windblast... where are my dentures

>US navy ship on 34°04'N 31°30'E, this is russian navy black sea fleet gudied missile destroyer "Sevastobol", vy ponimayete?
>Sevastopol, this is US navy Noam Chomsky. Sup mane?
>Yankee ship be advised you are driving to us. What are you of doing? Please not try to ram, yes?
>Ah ain't know mane, you sure about that? [clank] This piece o' shit raydar ain't showing nothing but green pixels, knowhamsayin?
>Yankee ship if you comes closer I will shoot you with missile of motherland
>[suddenly serious] Sevastopol, I think that would be unwise. [muffled "uwotm8" from a cbg somewhere in the distance]
>Cyka, yankee pig, look out of window! Are you of craze?
>[gaily] Oh hai guyse I didn't see you there
>Oh Kurwa mat, where did recive kapitan leitnant license papers, win at lottery in Disneyland?
>lolno, freedom of navigation bro
>Kuuuurrrrwwaaaa

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>>30432612
>gudied missile destroyer "Sevastobol"
It's a cruiser though.

>>30432612
>Russians
>kurwa
It's as if millions of Polish voice screamed out in pain...

When do we read about how the entire Russian crew resigned?

>>30430408
SO the fuck what? Russia does this type of shit to us all the time. The recently flew 2 fighters on a mock attack run of one of our ships.

>>30432669
I'm pretty sure he's a Pole himself, hence the use of Polish words.

>>30432067
Tbqf, back then we thought their navy was pound for pound equal to our own and possibly better.

It was actually held together by tape and strong threats of sending the ship's family to a gulag if it broke down. Which came as quite the surprise to everyone.

>>30430920
>keelhauled

You should learn what words mean before you use them.

Russia's just crying because they didn't use a turn signal

>>30432657
honestly I just took a random city name without checking

>>30432669
I know, I know.
I don't know enough Russian to curse more, so I used the next best thing. Plus I bet if you say "kurva" to a Russian, he's going to punch you regardless.

>>30432708
Fuck no man. Durch Polen nur auf Ketten!

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>>30432897
Use suka blyad, they are universal.

Ja but it gets repetitive after a while

>>30430810
The props of modern ships are located well beneath the hull. An impacy on the stern won't have much of an issue

>>30432750
>honk once to turn starboard (right for you landlubbers)
>honk twice to turn port (left)
>honk trice to reverse course
>honk four times quickly to say "WTF are you doing?"
if I am not mistaken

>>30430828

>Is there a more shamelessly duplicitous race then the russians?

Yes. The French.

The Russians have been practicing their knuckle dragging routine since the Cold War.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4jQhnXrWbg

>>30432949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j8lDL9oPn4
Never gets old.

>>30433027
aaaand the whole far east. And the near east as well. The Yanks aren't far off either desu...

>nation=race

I don't get why Russians are sailing in the Med. Sea anyhow. That's an AMERICAN sea, Russkies. Get the fuck out.

By the way, you can't get mad at us sailing in the Baltic because that's ALSO ours. America is great because our people are great. They are free thinking people who value freedom over tyranny, firearms over slavery, and Christ over atheist collectivism. I will fight to the death to defend America from Russkies who know nothing but gangsterism and poverty.

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>>30433175
Nice, but a bit over the top.

>>30431077
Naw its hard to miss something so stupid.

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>>30432612

>USS Noam Chomsky

We should just name a warship after him to piss him off.

>>30431690
Or it could mean they missed and the distance was close, as opposed to a wide miss or clear miss. Which is what it means.

>>30430756
That is imperialist propaganda manipulation of photo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1RN8g6Nnpw

Is there recording of incident from US Navy point of view?

>>30435999
Can anyone identified Russian ship?

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>>30436079
Neustrashimyy-class frigate Yaroslav Mudry.
Here she is, photo taken literally few days ago.

Russians are responsible for the most destructive and evil ideology that has poisoned the western world. Russians are the western world's number one enemy. Spit in a Russians face next time you see one.

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http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/28/politics/russian-warship-us-navy/index.html

>The Russian vessel made repeated passes behind the Gravely within its wake. At one point, the Russian ship pointed toward the Truman, the officials said. The Gravely eventually accelerated speed and moved ahead, with the Russian ship still following it before breaking off.

>"As Gravely changed course and speed, the Neustrashimyy also changed course and speed. The maneuvering demonstrates that the Neustrashimyy was not in fact restricted in her ability to maneuver, and was thus intentionally displaying a false international signal," a U.S. defense official said.

>The official said the Neustrashimyy had raised an international signal a ship displays when restricted in its ability to maneuver when she took position two nautical miles off Gravely's starboard quarter. Then the Neustrashimyy repeatedly asked Gravely over radio to maintain a safe distance while the Neustrashimyy continued to maneuver to get closer to Gravely.

>The official added that the encounter lasted for more than an hour.

tl:dr Russians doing stupid shit then claiming to be the victim for media consumption back home

>>30436132
that ship is cucked as fuck

>>30436132

further proof that the earth is flat

>>30436427
RUSSIA DINDU NUFFIN US AGGRESSION

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>>30436427
>Neustrashimyy repeatedly asked Gravely over radio to maintain a safe distance while the Neustrashimyy continued to maneuver to get closer to Gravely.

>>30436427
>start shit
>us ship puts the pedal down
>cant keep up
>WE DINDU NUFFIN

kek

>ITT a russian frigate is slower than a US destoryer.

SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E

Why is the U.S. being pushed around? Why don't they shoot?

>>30430828
>there wasn't a Ruskie on deck doing that hopak shit or waving a saber and a bottle of vodka
It's like Russians don't even want to have fun.

>>30430810
>the Rooskie ship would still be going...
Yes, because ramming is a common tactic and ramming another ship will not critically damage your bow and sink/disable your ship

>>30430920
>the other is literally keelhauled.
So, the "other"is literally haul from one side of a ship underneath to the other side with a rope ?

So, a Russian frigate tried to troll a US ship, and got made a fool when the Gravely literally gunned it and the Russian frigate fell behind like it was standing still.

>>30435999
Wait, THAT is what they are screaming a fit and frothing at the mouth about? Wow. What a bunch of slavshit pussies.

>>30436427
Russia confirmed for new dindu's.