What are some /k/ approved foods?

Top Ramen

Jerky made from the muscle of your slain enemies and rip its.

>>30425534
Root vegetables, animal flesh, semen, MREs, cosmoline and hoppes oil

Activated almonds.

>>30425534
Desert salad, gecko kabobs, deathclaw omelette, bloatfly sliders, grilled radstag, and brownies

>captcha select all food

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>>30426015

This guy knows what's up.

>not cooking with guns
>filthy casuals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7UW5AkWqOY

Wife just made me a chicken salad.

>>30425562

This, basically.

>>30425663
fuck off jeff, the cookies are ready

miscellaneous stir fry

8 different vegetables, 2 different meats.

not bad

>>30426115

That's fucked up man. How the fuck are you going to shoot guns as a chicken salad? You always let her pull shit like that on you?

>>30426041
Desert plants are pretty cool. Prickly pears are delicious as well.

>>30426163
Noob, you're talking out of your ass again.

Chicken salad is awesome (assuming no one polluted it with apples, raisins, pineapple or other sweet shit like that).

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>>30425534
Chili?

>>30426168
Just found a prickly pear plant out innawoods by accident. First time eating it raw, but is there any issue with it raw? Also what method to you use to get spines out? I run it in water and rub it with a thin stone or back of a knife.

>>30425534

MREs

>>30426233
It's fine eating it raw. I pretty much peel them with a knife to get the spines out.

>>30425534
A well done porterhouse steak with ketchup.

>>30426204
Chicken salad is diced chicken, mayo, spicy mustard, salt, pepper, garlic powder. onion powder, some hot sauce (Crystal Sauce for the win) and maybe some celery to add a crunchiness. If you can briefly fry the chicken in bacon grease, you're nearing nirvana.

Chicken salad is not for pussies.

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>>30425534

our favorite drink is liberal tears

>>30426248
I just stopped to take a pissed break and saw the plant off trail. Kept 4 of them on me until I came across a stream. Running water and running them off was really effective and it got the spines away from me rather than my hands. Would recommend technique.

>>30426277
That sounds really good. Any specific portions?

Well, thanks to a hole in this month's budget in the shape of a new rifle I'm down to the bare bones of my kitchen this week.
>sesame bagels
>big block of sharp cheddar
>some fruit and cherry tomatoes
>a couple cans of soup
I suspect I'm hitting the local Indian buffet on payday.

>veal
>cow
>boar
>grouse
>dove
>snake
>Grilled cheese on sour dough with garlic herb butter

You know, shit you can murder out inna woods and then eat pretty much.

>inb4 coon, they taste like shit

>>30425534
Thanksgiving, classic New England style.
>big roasted turkey
>cornbread
>cranberry jelly
>mashed potatoes
>various root vegetables
>pumpkin pie
>the day after, use the turkey carcass to make soup
I need to find my mom's recipe for turkey soup with orzo, because it's ridiculously good.

>>30426375
Nope... just combine the ingredients to taste. Start with cubed chicken, of course, and go from there. You can't screw it up (unless you add sweet shit like raisins.

>>30426449
>inb4 coon, they taste like shit
das racist.

Beef Brisket best MRE, fight me.

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>>30426204
I think that he was joking that your wife literally turned you into a chicken salad because of your phrasing

>>30425663
Fuck you, my name is Chad and I'm eating pizza.

>>30425534
Best rations are still danish rations. The cocoa is the shit!

>>30426205
Making that shit tomorrow night.

>>30425663
don't forget the alkalised water to wash it down

>>30426449
>sourdough
you my nigga

>>30425534
Hot pockets
alcohol
energy drink
pounds worth of cashews and toasted almonds
spiders
at least one aluminum can a year
skintags
cactus
an entire deer (raw)
1 gallon River water (mekong)

>>30426449
Where can I hunt grilled cheese sandwiches on sourdough? I see the ones on whole wheat roaming around every now and then but I've never seen wild sourdough before

>>30429096
>an entire deer (raw)
Do you peel it first, or am I supposed to leave the furry packaging on? Can I put ketchup on it?

>>30429114
>Ketchup
What are you some kind of savage?

>>30429114
if you have to ask you're doing it wrong

>>30429109
Ah the elusive grilled cheese on sour dough. Some times you can find them in grocery stores, but the real wilds ones...you gotta find those in more urban areas.

I usually harvest some fresh kills in random people's kitchens. People treat them like it's their own kin, so you gotta improvise different kinds of snare traps to make sure you can go after the sour dough without their interference

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Rib eye

>>30429126
>doesn't like ketchup
What are you a commie bastard?

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>>30425539
This. It's either more .308 or decent food, and more often than not .308 wins.

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>>30425534
>What are some /k/ approved foods?

what are you, simple? /k/-rations, of course!

>>30429340
Ketchup was based on chinese pureed tomato, even the word 'ketchup' is a chinese loan word. So who's the commie here?

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>>30429591
>breakfast, dinner, supper

>>30429626
A quick google search reveals that what you said is only kind of right. As most bullshit spouted on /k/ honestly.

>>30425534
Steak
Because steak
Real butter
Because it's good and you need some fat.
M&M's
Because history
Veggies
Because fitness
Good carbs
Because energy to work out

Minimize cheese because it's all bad.
Minimize ice cream because it's all bad.
Minimize chips because it's all bad.
Minimize anything "fat free" because it's all bad.

>>30429671
>>30429671
I'll give up my life before I give up cheese.

>>30429671
>>no cheese
it's like you want to sink the french economy

>>30426204
I remember when I first tried chicken salad with fruit in it. We were having a luncheon at the church I grew up in and one of the old ladies made me a chicken salad sandwich. Mind you, I was just a boy and had no idea of the evil in the world or the corruption of men's hearts. With my first bite, I unearthed it: half a cranberry. At first I thought it was an accident, maybe it fell in when she was mixing it and didn't notice. Then another bite revealed more cranberries. My mind quickly went blank, I could not comprehend the horror that lay before me. I looked left, I looked right, where were my parents to protect me? All at once like a rolling storm the reality of the situation hit me. Life would never be the same.
The church stands empty now, The old limestone slowly melting into the soil. The pews, empty and Withered from lack of maintenance. Some say it's a sign of the times, but I know the truth. God's judgment has been laid on that church, and it's darkened windows bare mute witness to the horror once carried out there.

>>30429671
ice cream is the greatest achievement of the human race

>>30429718
you're like that guy who fired the ar-15 and got ptsd

>>30429735
Fruit in chicken salad is fucking evil anyone who thinks differently than me is an idiot and wrong.

>>30429735
You're like the sperg who can't pick up on the social cues.

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>>30426267

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Rhubarb pie.

Mashed yams with a spicy mojito sauce

>>30425534
Nails without any milk.

>>30425534
Full Scottish

>>30429671
No cheese? Boy some Wisconsin people just got triggered.

Making chicken fingers tonight for the first time, gonna see how it goes.

I cut a chicken breast up into 4 strips, and seasoned it with
>salt
>black pepper
>white pepper
>cayenne pepper
>paprika
>oregano
>thyme
>rosemary
>sage

And it's all been marinating in buttermilk since last night. Tonight I'm going to mix flour with onion powder, white pepper, paprika, cayenne, and garlic powder, coat the chicken strips with it, and then fry them in a pan of oil.

Hopefully it's good

All 11 herbs and spices, if you catch my drift

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>>30426083
>not cooking guns

Who s the casul now noob?

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>>30426280

>>30428566
It tastes like dog food, I think id rather eat Alpo,
Thank god it came with mashed taters so I could choke it down easier

>>30429096
Skinwalker plz go

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Waffles and scones are pretty good for breakfast.