What gun should I get my dog for his third birthday?

bop gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkBHwY5xVCc

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>>30370148
Wut

Looks like he needs a set of wheels for his rear legs.

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>>30370163
That's how he normally lays down because he is extremely long.

buy him a fleshlight and train him to use it

A hushpuppy.
Alternatively, a can cannon and bag of tennis balls.

>>30370172

Longdog is long

>>30370134
>paw purchase
>christopher_hansen_atf.meme

>>30370159
>dat ass

Some people saw my dog lay like that and thought something was wrong with him, they didn't know he lays like that all the time.

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>>30370134
Post more Long Dog pls

I love when dogs stretch out like dat.

>>30370134
He's 21 now. Get him a pistol.

>>30370172
>for you

>>30370134
Ask the ATF.

Jk make a pvc tennis ball launchers. Or buy one of those 'K9 kannon's from walmart.

>>30370134
Yet another white youth wasting time and resources on a foul beast rather than fathering a child that will actually care for him when he's old...

>>30371049
I can't help but think of a dog being shot out of a cannon

>>30371069
yeah gramps that doesn't happen anymore

>>30371069
Fuck you, that dog looks like a real bro tier companion.

Get him a 22 so he can learn to shoot for cheap

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>>30370762

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Dunno about a dog but I bought a slingshot and regularly shoot my cat's toys across the house. He fucking loves it and actually returns the toys for me to shoot again.

>>30372358
Kek, nice cat.

I have a question, can your slingshot shoot rocks through windows?

>>30372496

I'd assume so, I usually just shoot pine cones off of my balcony because I'm too lazy to set up targets.

>>30370134

Beagle brand Beagle

>>30370134

Back mounted mini gun with squeeze toy trigger.

>>30370134
That bed post is lewd as fuck

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>>30372617

I FUCKING HATE DOGS

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>>30372748

Proper fucked?

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>>30372804

Yes Tommy, before "ze Germans" get here

>>30370159
That dog wants to fug hard.

>>30370163
It's a pitbull thing, my dog does the same thing. She actually just turned 1

Get him your gun and a jar of peanut butter

>>30370134
Get him a catapult.