crtl + f >no /k/ humor thread lets change that

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OP here i cont what i have

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classic

is this the daily summerfag containment thread consisting of le funny reposts?

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>>30355280
Yes, you're more than welcome to join.

Ctrl+F: "ctrl+f"

>this is how I find humor threads now

>>30355288
explains a lot
thank you anon for pointing this out

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>>30355286

ok
have some OC

>>30355274

damn do you have a name for that video? her reaction to him racking the shotgun makes me diamonds

>>30355205
Oh lawd it's actually legit lolol

>>30355323
top kek

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>>30355323
Good one.

>>30355342
Cancer warning
first result for 'liberals shoot guns'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6Ex2rVOUWs

>>30355342
It's a stupid Buzzfeed video where they had the vocally anti-gun people at their offices (aka everyone at the office) go to the range and shoot a gun for the first time. That girl also almost barrel sweeps the whole crew before being stopped.

What's funny is that they try to totally explain themselves
>I-it was really fun, b-but I'm still for gun control

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>>30355521

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>>30355544

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>>30355557

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>>30355570

>>30355150
I really hope this is true

>>30355659

has been debunked as fake by some real border dude on here but its a good ass story

>>30355670
I choose to believe

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>>30355133
almost as good as kidbees

>>30355819
TOPKEK

>>30355885
>mfw 53% of marriages end in divorce
>mfw both parents divorced before they met
>mfw they are still together
Feelsgreat.gif
Sorry all anons who are in that 53%, we love you here on /k/

>>30355915
> 53% of marriages end in divorce
whta the shit yanks?

>>30355925
Unlike bongland, people in the US still get married. More marriages = more divorce.

>>30355948
> bongs dont get married anymore
what the shit, tommies?

also I'm pretty sure thats not how it works. think relative vs absolute numbers

>>30355915
>literally a 50% chance to get YOUR stuff taken away in a nasty divorce

Why do marriages still happen?
Also, I heard pre-nups do dick all in a divorce. Any truth to this?

>>30355977
Depends on the divorce. If theres no abuse or shit proved, you only lose half of everything you own, instead of all of it

>>30355977
I have a bud who's wife falsely accused him of sexual harassment and claimed he molested their kids, which of course he didn't. She went into the court room crying and shit, and he got all his shit taken, and is serving 30 years.

Funs don't do this.
Funs love you no matter what.

>>30355962
Nah, see, one's a standard "oh we're gonna get married because that's what people do" even if it's not a great idea and eventually they divorce. In the other case you only do it if you really really want to because why do it otherwise?

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>>30355123
I have an amputee friend I'm considering sending this to... except she'd probably take it the wrong way because she's always tried to hide her prosthetic.

>>30355819
>resume their honey making

BRUH

>>30356068
I dont follow. Less alcohol would probably help understanding your post.

What I do understand though is that the last like 10 posts can be summarized by "don't trust women". More news at 7.

>>30356079
>BRUH
Use your hand to grab any device that expels cones of lead at speeds over the speed of sound, and place the part of the device of which the lead expels from, and place that into your mouth area, pointing upwards. While doing that apply pressure to the part of the machine that detonates a small explosion which detonates a larger one, which in turn expels the lead.

>>30355885
This thread is from 2 days ago

>>30355903
Please don't. Please.

This reminds me about all those stories of historic guns being destroyed because some shithead relative gets their hands on them and chops them up.

So glad that one guy who found his dad's guns got to keep them all.

>>30355570
>for those who don't know me, my fiance is blind.
>eyes flick up and check the name
>blind fiance guy
>story checks out.

Holy shit what

>>30355915
>thinking two Christmases is a bad thing
nah, jk, I kinda know that feel, mine were never actually married, but were together.

>>30355739
and instead of killing a bunch of stupid hippies, they extorted them for several million dollars

>>30355977
i'm likely going to gay marry my best friend for tax reasons.

>>30355163
Dad magic

>>30355925
It's mostly serial marriages. If your first marriage ends in divorce, your second probably will too. Most first marriages actually make it.

>>30356071
I'd be offended if you suggested a hi-point too

>>30356571
I've been toying with a similar idea to get out of refugeeistan and into freedomland...
would people hate me for this?

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>>30357140
Probably not if you're white.

>>30355286
nazi 20mm solothurn AT-rifle
>nazi
>solothurn
pick one

>>30356091
Dunno where you're getting that, man. Human nature isn't limited to either men or women.

>>30355798
I bet you believe the deer fucker story too.

>>30357257
well yeah! Im the one that fucked the doe!

>>30355915
litterally the wrong statistic.
>53% of second marriages end in divorce
>24% of first marriages end in divorce
>63%of military marriages end in divorce
>75% of SOF/operator commnity end in divorces

>>30356458
wat

>>30356744
>>>/trash/

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>>30357552
Aww some little commie got offended

/r/ the bit where /k/ trolled the funeral home page for the guy who got killed robbing Krick's Korner in PA

>>30357649
nope. Just the shit tier water mark. Seriously, just stop. Your forced memes are terrible. You can tell because you are the only one to post them.

>>30358719

this

fuck your shitty faggotry

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>>30358650
bump for dis

>>30359679
...what was he trying to accomplish in the first place?

>>30359711
Dongus had a bear getting into his bee hives so /k/ suggested making an electric fence

>>30359679
thats some cartoon worthy story right there

>>30358250
>Disconnected

but the good stuff was just starting.

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>>30355163
You screencapped your own damn post. One that you couldn't even be bothered to greentext or crop to look halfway decent without the stupid fucking at&t status bar at the top of every screenshot. And worst of all you post this same fucking cap in every damn humor thread thinking it's a notable piece is the board history, that a humor thread could possibly go without your pathetic attempt at a contribution is a mystery to you. I was in that fucking thread that you posted in. You got a couple anons to acknowledge your pseudo-greentext and instantly thought it was the new bastion of /k/ related comedy from there on out all thanks to your massive egotistical fagetry. Fuck you. And fuck your dad. I hope he gets cancer and dies. He'll probably even get it from reading your stupid fucking post.

>>30360358
That Screencap is at least 2 years old.
Go home newfag

>>30360389
No fuck you. I know when it was fucking made. I was in that fucking thread. And you didn't even bother to wait 2 days until you posted the cap in a humor thread. It was fucking cringey to begin with, and then to see your half assed attempt at a post become even more of an epitome to half assedness with not bothering to even crop the fucking screenshot, it's just sickening to see you still fucking post it. No one else gives a shit about your fucking story. The only people who think it's funny are fucking normiefags fresh off the boat from AR15dotcom. I hope your first born gets Lou Gehrig's disease.

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>>30360358
Go back in your room and eat your tendies
>inb4 REEEEEEE

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>>30359124

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>>30358719
I second this motion

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>>30358719
>>30359124
>>30360929
This is memetic.
I didn't even post the image

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>>30360580
I didn't post it.
Good God you have autism.
Nobody cares what you think.

>>30360787
Oh look! Another unfunny wannabe meme! Its great that there is a shit tier watermark so we can know what faggot made it.

Someone Dox this faggot so we can send bags of dicks to his house.

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>>30361092
You should still seriously weigh all the pros of placing a barrel in your mouth and pulling the trigger.

>>30355150
i remember that thread do you have the one about them trying to send a guy to North korea

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>>30361099
You did post it.
You suck cock.
Nobody thinks your story is funny.

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>>30355108

>>30356997
there's no such thing as an ugly gun that works great, just a gun you haven't realized is beautiful yet

The HPC is the modern minuteman musket.

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>>30355885

>>30360358
>smoking cigarettes you got out of half-century-old c-rats

>>30361769
>just /k/ things

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I made this the other day.

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>>30362101
the one and only

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9730616/1/The-Consequences-Will-Never-Be-The-Same

>>30360580
I thought it was funny. I actually laughed at it.

Maybe you should go shoot a gun until you calm down a little.

>>30355192
I really want to watch this but don't have anything to write the link down on

>>30355527
this is terrifying

>>30362618
>have image in main window
>make new window
>type in link as you see it on the image
>???
>http://www.break.com/video/test-2303565

>>30363176
Can't do that on my phone

>>30363176
>Not the YouTube link.

>>30355155
zozzle

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>>30363320

just look up Peoria Carp Hunters on youtube

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>>30361191
I'm rubber ur gloo, herpy derpy doody do
>>30361364
Here is your reply

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>>30363361

Actually I lied, that still is from Peoria Carp Hunters II

>>30355123
>chest 8/10
Wew lad.
5.5 at best.

>>30355819
I was in this thread. Quite literally the funniest thing I have ever read on this website

>>30361099
>second and third are true
Looks like whoever made that edit was standing on the mountain.

>>30361099
>>30363535
That's not an edit. That's SMBC.

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>>30363547
>That's not an edit.

>>30363535
The civil war was not about slavery, it was however, a factor.
Slavery was positioned as a larger factor in the civil war and session to prevent international powers from interfering.

>>30363574
>The civil war was not about slavery, it was however, a factor.
It wasn't just the biggest factor, pretty much every seceding state DECLARED IT AS SUCH.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy7qV-BGF4

>>30363573
I'll be honest, I only paid attention to the tomato.

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This one never fails to make me laugh.

>>30363587
No they didn't...
While you can find individual politicians and quotes that address the peculiar institution; that doesn't draw the line for why the civil war happened or secession itself.
The moment you declare slavery is the prominent reason, you begin to lose historical credibility.

>>30355819

I love it when my stuff gets reposted.

>>30363597
The "economic" reasons connect directly to the slave economy.

The social reasons likewise.

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found this gem awhile ago. full of good advice guys, take note. you can tell by the way the black text is invisible against the black parts of the camouflage

>>30363663
Gah, meant to link >>30363630

>>30363663
First the discussion would have to center around what point the discussion is at all, and then to the point of weather or not the civil war would have happened without slaves.
Anyway, that's not a discussion for here; and you're going to sit on your high horse on this one anyway.

>>30355123
I wanna fuck an amputee.

>>30355265
What's mr.burns doing bombing people

>>30361099
Mfw two of those are true.

>>30361099
tomatoes aren't fruit?

>>30363630
I disagree, most of the primary sources I've read from the period pretty strongly indicate that slavery was the main tension of the time.

>>30363763
They are a berry, which is typically categorized as a sub-type of fruit. That said, you also have to consider that it's a vegetable in culinary usage.

>>30355903
This makes me deeply sad every time I read it

>>30363442
>he's a tits guy

>>30363671
>.22lr is a good deer caliber
>deer don't react to people stomping around
>hipfire into deer spine. failing that, shoot for the legs to cripple
>clean your kill over a fresh water source
>bug repellent is deer attractant

>>30361314
Am I really the only one that's going to point out that it's shooting horses?

>>30363921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

>>30363953
I got that, but I figured someone would have at least pointed it out. Also

>It wasn't very funny

>>30363881
you must be a riot at parties

>>30363988
YOU SUCK MCBAIN!

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The rarest of rare /k/ stories

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>>30364097
I think it's rare for a reason.

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>>30364097

Anyone have the green text of a Japanese school girl getting a burger from an American paratrooper?

>>30363574
Nigga please, states started seceding because a republican was elected. You know the meme about moving to canada if trump is elected? These retards went about 20 steps farther.

>>30364316
And now you're beginning the question.
One state seceded when Lincoln was elected and others quickly followed. And the rest fell in.
But why?
Hint (not a single southern state voted for Lincoln)
I'm going to bed.

>>30363921
yeah, because apparently you're the only one autistic enough to.

>>30364332
Yeah, because after controlling the federal government for decades they couldn't handle the thought of a president who actually represented the majority of the population. I don't know why it was so fashionable in Washington to felate slaveowners, but they were far too used to it.

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my all time favourite

>>30356062
This can't be real. 30 years? What did the kids say ?
Surreal.

>>30363881
This is why we can't have nice things

>>30358250
TOPKEK
Stranger was a little bitch.

>>30363615
I'm not sure what I just read.

>>30364618
I know that feel.

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Ah.. Good ol' Bazooka Charlie.

>>30355377
>implying his mother is still alive
>implying his mother didn't die at his hands
>implying he wasn't made to rape her first

This joke is not funny. Delete this.

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>>30361269
Holy fuck that is nasty. I already feel bad if I don't do dishes after a night, due to the drying rack being filled, but I'd request someone put me down if I was ever found in such a state.

>>30355625
This sounds like bullshit, but I'll believe it.

>>30355885
My sister also showed me a similar story she had to teach when she was in her last year of education. Forgot what the actual title was called, but the subtitle was "What to expect when your dad is in jail" And yes, she worked in a poor and "diverse" area.

>>30356369
>Grandfather on my father's side died before I was born, no guns even though he fought in WWII
>Great uncle on my father's side died recently, same thing as above
>Grandmother on father side is still alive, but no guns despite being a country girl whose family owned a Dairy in OK
>Biological grandfather on mom's side dies, no guns.
>Grandmother on mother's side is a total liberal hippy, and a 400lb mordibly obese whale who hates everyone> Definitely no guns
>Adoptive grandmother on mother's side is also a no-funz allowed person
I will never have old funs willed to me or my father.

>>30363497
So was I. Got my own cap somewhere. Was pretty kek.

>>30363615
I honestly found this pretty hot.

>>30363399
Why am I not surprised that video game from Peoria?

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>>30364267

>>30365256
I'm confused about everything in life.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYD5japaxsg

Enjoy.

>>30365256
wut

>>30355186
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>30358250
Fucking beautiful

>>30365256
Haha hot shit, thank you.

>>30365181
Grandfather on my fathers side served in the war. Was a driver for a m10 tank destroyer. Obviously can't have that handed down, or brought home. Would like to see one restored and running at a reenactment. Would loose my shit. Anyway- I did get his medals, war reports, and discharge papers. Some time after his passing, I also got his flag that was draped over his coffin as well.

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>>30360580
It was pretty funny, try not being an autist

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>>30355885
HA jokes on you my dad is dead!

>>30365378
>BR-15
is that one of those viet rifles designed to look like M16 rifles that I've heard so much about?

>>30355915

>3% away from half.

Flip a coin, anon. That's the likelihood your parents divorce.

Sleep tight.

>>30365378
>kakashinov 47

would buy just for the name

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>>30365698

>>30365306
>doesn't even mention the chain gun

>no observable method of firing
>long range scope
>bolt action
>ammunition capacity that wouldn't last 1 second

>>30364234
This one is great. Thank you, anon.

>>30355108
you can search by OPs

>>30363790
Bananas are berries too..

>>30365284
New anime called 'my GI can't be this rude'

A school girl pen pal an American.

>>30361493
Yep. Hi Point shit is priced like the garbage guns that will probably blow up on the first shot, but they work. Not especially well, but they fling lead without exploding into shrapnel.

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>>30365867

Its actualy a 20mm anti-materiel rifle.

>>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anzio_20mm_rifle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anzio_20mm_rifle

>>30357649
I need me a good white trash wifu like that.
We could smoke shitty ciggarettes and huff gun cleaner until the brain tumors take us both.

>>30366081
Every time I see these mentioned again, I want one even more. I could even have it in my state, with the right paperwork. But the cost, oh god the cost, and I haven't even looked at where or how you'd get ammo for it, but I'm sure that's depressing too

>>30366101
The Ammo is next to impossible to find. Most of it is reloaded (read:unsafe) anyway.

>>30366142
I'm not surprised, but still disappointed. Why doesn't Anzio sell any?

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>>30355527
>reading this story a second time picturing Frank Reynolds

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Don't mind me, just posting shitty memes

>>30355915
>only 53
66% chance of divorce rate in Czechland, welcome to hell
I miss my dad

>>30355173
out fucking standing

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>>30366224
And another one.

>>30366224
>>30366282
>no water mark
anon you're too kind

>>30355570
I miss blind fiance guy.

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>>30363657
>H-HEY GUYS
>I WROTE THIS
>THIS ONE IS MINE
>YOU SHOULDN'T THINK ANYONE ELSE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS BECAUSE I DID IT
>TELL YOUR FRIENDS

>>30355903

,______________________,

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>>30366302
I got one more gift for you all, /k/omrades.
Here, have a watermark template.

>>30355133
god thats good

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>>30366352
If you're gonna do it, do it without the jagged edges.

>>30366707
Thanks for that. I was going to soften them up but couldn't be bothered.

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>>30366282
>>30366302

>>30357213
RIFLE IS FINE TOO

>>30366733
Oh no, please don't do that. I'll never be able to defeat that.
I'm sorry.

>>30366733
>>30366707
>>30366362
>>30366352

Whats up with the "AoYJ"?

I apparantly missed something.

>>30366774
A fag watermarks his shit because ORIGNEL CONTENT DONUT STEEL

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>>30366762
I hope you guys realize that I'm just going along with becoming a meme.
I even provided the png earlier to see what happens.
>>30366774
I posted some shit that I made for other sites with a watermark.
People got worked up.
I did it more because the reasons were amusing.
Rinse and repeat.

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>>30366778
>>30366780

Oh.

I thought it was some acronym but its just watermark faggotory. Carry on.

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>>30366792
Oh, the watermark IS an acronym though.

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>>30366040
>>30363790
Don't you anons fuck with me and my fragile sense of reality!

>>30366903
It's pretty simple anon. I mean strawberries and raspberries aren't berries, but avocados are.

>>30364412
You've now taken the next step, the populations were entirely sectionalized due to their agricultural economy and industrial economy and the culture that surrounds them.
On top of that the population in the north is urbanized, and much larger than the population in the south.
This becomes a big problem when you have one president for both sectionalized areas, because no matter what the south did; the north would have the presidency and a majority of the representation in the house.

This was the primary reason of secession.

>>30360580

You're a strange, sad little man.

>>30366944
Avocados are Drupes, or a stonefruiit, like peaches, coffee, or mangoes.

Strawberries are Accessory fruits, and Rasperries Aggregate.

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got some OC for you guys, cant remember era, but said he was flying a P51

>be my dad's airforce or navy pilot buddy
>be onna way back to base
>oh look, somebody tied up a boat to the end of the target pier
>timetolightshit.upeg
>tfw you are a local fisherman who decided to dock at the wrong pier and eat your lunch
>tfw you turn to see some jackass pilot swoop in and murder your fishing boat

>>30357649
who is this fluid druid?

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>>30355108

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>>30366239
damn son, very unlucky

>>30365278

>mfw that was my post

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>>30365155
This one?

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>>30367023
No idea

>>30367692
>is simple, ivan, bad guy think you have no gun, but then you hit with tree. Never see coming.

>>30355192
Gotcha senpai
https://youtu.be/hN2gMP3Q2Z4

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>>30356114
Newfriend detected :^)

>>30364138
>your family looks like they belong in a swamp

Oh god, I'm dying.

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>>30365289
>kickstarter

>>30365289
Not gonna lie, I'd watch it.

>>30363615
is this a hentai?

>>30355163
I'm genuinely fucking crying, thanks anon

>>30368817
I want sesame street gun reviews now.

>>30358250
>Remington 700 shotgun
>Ar-15 three round burst
get off the cimputer and go do your homework junior

no one posted leperanon? i have the screen caps but didnt label them properly so i cant find them right now

>>30361099
but it was about slavery.

it certainly wasnt about states rights, lol.

see Dred Scott case

>>30355527
>but we can't use REEEEEEEEEEEEEE against him in court

Tip top kek

>>30369412
I had to type whatever came to mind as quickly as I could, so I made a few mistakes I couldn't correct, same as how I said "I tank breaks into the building" and how you typed "cimputer".

>>30369605
See
>>30366961
>>30364412
>>30364332
>>30364316
>>30363574
The civil war was not ABOUT (period) slavery.
It was a factor, like a multitude of others.
But the Civil War was pretty much like every other civil war that happened among European states.

>>30369472
requesting leprosy anon please

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>>30355819

>>30363921
looking at it in slow motion it seems like only one direct hit happen, and that was on the cart. Of course I know nothing of the ammo used, so if it was explosive or something it might not matter so much.

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>>30366833

>>30355186
McCartney?

>>30367210
I was in that thread. You did a bad job at making this picture, but good try. It's tedious to read and the resolution is very low. It's archived, so you can try again. Resolution should be like 130-150% of this

>>30369871
Boy, it REALLY helps your case that he made a typo.

>>26562465
Imortalized as a retard.

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>>30355544
>guy fucker her gf while dressed as a soviet

I'm bisexual and I want to experience this both on the top side with a girl and on the bottom side with a guy.

10/10, anon.

>>30372238
I didn't make the pic, I was just there too. And it was still funny as fuark

>>30372305
Damn, I'm bi too and you just gave me a great idea

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>>30366178

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>>30356129
I need to do that to a gun someday. Honestly.

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>>30372326
I had ideas like these months ago. Hell i'd love to wear a Russian modern uniform and have some fun with a guy dressed up as a NATO soldier, even if there isn't a mini roleplay involved, just some geared up you know?

Good to know I gave you a good idea.

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>>30372504
>Mfw you roleplay as a UN Bluehelmet taking a citizen's gun, and then inserting yours

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>>30372561
>UN blue helmet

That could be fun, you know, if the citizen isn't a black guy.
Actually some Flecktarn action would be cool as well.

>>30355205
confirming for legit lols

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>>30355288
>>30355108

why the fuck control F when you can use the search?

>>30366733
This is the most hilarious arms race I've ever seen

>>30365730

Don't they put you in a different squad when you become a sergeant?

>>30372950
Lurk more.

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>>30366780

>I was being a flaming faggot and got called out on it and so went into HURR I TROL U GUIZ back pedaling

>>30366833

>PLEASE OH PLEASE SOMEBODY ASK ME WHAT IT STANDS FOR!

You're a flaming faggot.

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>>30373264
Here's your (You)
I literally couldn't give two shits if somebody cared what it stood for.
>>30373045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJUJW589HZI

>>30355192
I remember seeing this video before it was posted on /k/ and always imagined that these fuckers were /k/ommandos

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>>30373573

>I'm so salty... somebody pleeeaaase ask!

>>30365181
anon, it is my dream to be the crazy old grandpa or uncle in the family that has a shit ton of guns. before i die, i will select someone worthy, and bestow upon them my collection. you can do the same, anon. become the dream.

>>30367354
Poor fucking melissa higgins man. She must live a sad life.

>>30357340
24% for first marriages is still insanely bad.

>>30366742
mmm sweet meme combining

>>30373772
Maybe it's a sign that there's too much obsession with getting married instead of finding someone you can actually stand being with the rest of your life.

>>30365730
There was recently an audio recording of an NCO, maybe in Okinawa, talking about ejaculating in peoples' shoes or something? Does anybody have that?

>>30365289
That looks awesome

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>>30366742

>>30373609
When the fuck did salty become a thing? It used to be something I'd go a long time without hearing. Now I can't read ten posts without someone using it.

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>>30357257
Is it weird to say that I would fuck a pretty little doe if I got the chance.

does anyone have that photo of some ausfag private telling a general "good day cunt, yeah fuckin top shit mate"

fuckin made me lose my shit,

>>30374913
Outside of /k/ or Canada, yes.

>>30364914
Top Kek!

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>>30373609
Who the fuck uses the word "salty" anymore?
At this point you're just setting shit tier b8.

>>30375199
I think it's a tumblr thing. I saw someone I know browses the hellhole a lot using the word earlier today.

>>30375199
Wait people don't use the phrase "salty" anymore?
I hear/use it all the time. Mostly circulates in competitive gaming circles/situations

>>30375199
>>30375232
Yeah Salty is a thing people who play vidya use, typically the FGC but it's bled out to other games

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>>30355903
>I THINK I'LL BE WITH YOU IN HEAVEN SOON
>YOU CAN HOLD ME AGAIN THEN GRANDPA
I am never ready for this part.

>>30371935
>filename

>>30363690
Do you take the prosthetic off or leave it on?

Anyone know?

>>30375977
if she is a double amputee you can turn her upside down to hold your beer

>>30376153
forgot link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eElKN4IHhjE

>>30363690

The VA fucks a lot of them already, you'd be getting sloppy seconds.

>>30376182
kek

>>30357140
Top,bottom, or vers? And pic pls

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>>30374952

>>30355570
and then the whole store got up and clapped

what happened next i'm so excited

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>>30378270
/k/ has a higher concentration of fiction and falsehoods than any other board save perhaps /b/

>>30360358
>how to spot a newfag
You are literal definition for it.

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Fresh from amazon when checking out a poorfag NV scope

>>30378290
Why did you call all those rifles assault rifles?

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>Its bongland, he could have an AR15" fully semiautomatic knife at most, provided the blade is dull and it has a long counterweight.

Thread with this inspiration closed before the result could be posted.

>>30363763
Biologically vegetable doesn't exist and everything is the fruit of the plant. Unless it is a root.

>>30379036
Flowers (broccoli, cauliflower), plant bodies, leaves (lettuce), tubers (potatoes), roots (carrots), etc.

It's basically a generic culinary term for plant matter that isn't a sweet fruit.

>>30355570
>blind fiance whips out cane
>goes for the legs with deadly precision, flipping the fat bitch over leaving her collapsed on the ground in a jiggling mess
>she mutters "psh, nothin personnel, nigger"
one of the biggest heaps of bullshit I've ever read on this site.

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>>30378945

>>30379117
Being blind doesn't make you completely unaware of your surroundings, you know.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1212568,00.html
>Blind kid gets suckerpunches, chases down attacker and whomps him back using echolocation.

>>30378679
would remove coyote with/10

>>30379059
Pretty much anything edible of a plant that isn't a ripened ovary.

>>30379170
Daredevil IRL soon.

>>30355150
You can choose to report, but destination country can refuse to take.

>>30357257
pls post

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>>30366239
>I miss my dad
go visit him you ass
I drive 1.5 hours each way a few times a month to see my pops.