How stupid am I?

>>30351713
>Become grunt
>Drink with fellow cave men
>Shoot guns
>Be more like trombly

Go for it m8

>>30351713

>>>/pol/

>>30351713
>being a welfare queen

it takes a special kind of stupid to be an irredeemable cuck.

>>30351785
Care to elaborate? Try not to use meme words

>>30351713

>Don't want to be a leader?
Never want to rise to any occasion?
Which is just fine, the best enlisted people are leader, that being said they're absolutely nothing wrong with enlisting.

Follow ur drems m8

>>30351713
Its nice that you think that but you'll be very disappointed when you 20 year olds telling you to do stuff that you know is stupid. Go for 4 year enlistment if you must but if you stay past 4 years you'll go officer unless you get page 11.

>>30351834
Wittgenstein requested to be transferred from Austrian command HQ to the Western Front, people go for their own reasons

>>30351888
>Wittgenstein
Was jew that beat children

>>30351713
>$20 nudes
Such low amount of money for your dignity, darling

>>30351713
>getting paid
enjoy that minimum wage

>>30351713
Officers can be grunts and enlisted can be POGs. Just go for a combat MOS as a butterbar.

>>30351713
most of your time is going to be spent doing paperwork/ cleaning buildings and vehicles. maybe you'll go to a range. maybe you'll get lucky and deploy. It sucks, but its still a good time in its own way.

>>30351713
GIVE THE NUDES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

>>30354719
>blue
>board

>>30351980
>I don't know how military pay works

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>>30351713
>TFW DQed and denied waiver for elevated BP, cause nervous, even though the cardiologist MEPS sent me to said my heart was completely healthy

>>30351785
>welfare queen
oh this guy! I lol at these shitposters. A total lack of understanding of what welfare is or what the concept of a standing military.

the military
>a job where you are paid to maintain certain skills
>a job with health benefits
>a job with relocation and health benefits
>a job

Welfare
>money for when you cant get a job

>>30351713
OP no matter how you go into the military, you will be expected to lead. Of you hide from leadership you will be considered a bad Soldier. So with your degree it is best money wise to go on as an officer. Also you will have access to way more fun training early on.

>>30351946
>10 different people buy a nude a day
>200 a day, untaxed
>1400 a week
>5600 a month
>67200 a year
And that's just if 10 people buy a nude. Bitch probably has more than that a day.

>>30354930
I dunno that there'd be a steady income past the first few weeks.

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>>30351785

>>30351760
>this post
>>>/trash/

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>>30351713
Holy fuck this is exactly my fucking situation i'm heading towards! Less of not liking to lead and more of just the fear of not being able to do anything in the field and having to hang around other officers which from my experience I prefer grunts and NCOs to officers. What MOS are you gonna go?