This might not be the best board for this post, but you guys

They may make noise.

Other than that, you're on your own. Hope you have a weapon, cause a corgi isnt gonna do shit to tyrone after it gets soccer punted into your wall

I have one. It sheds, farts and gets walked on. Do not recommend.

>>30310124

A corgi? Please.

Female German Shepherd, trained. Will rip the fucking throat out of someone attacking you, yet still will be gentile with your kids and not freak out the neighbors.

>>30310159

Agreed. They're only slightly less effective than yip dogs, who are guaranteed to make noise.

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>>30310124
Good enough for Bounty Hunters

>>30310225
Doesn't count, Ein had the intelligence of a 6 year old child

Good as watch dogs
Bad as guard dogs

>>30310124
What kind of pistol does it carry?

>>30310183
>Female German Shepherd, trained.
Second on this.

My pupper is 55lbs of best pupper until I say so or until one of the faggot foxes retries it's luck with getting into my chickens.

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>>30310124
As long as we're talking about dogs, can one be trained to wield a knife in it's mouth?

My buddy has a sharpei. Isn't vicious but barks enough so he can grab his gun. 5/10

I have a shiba that runs, rolls over, and expresses his anal glands when frightened. -1/10

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They are great puppers

10/10 would cuddle

>>30310270
You're asking to have the puppers teeth broken if he uses it like a knife.

his jaws can bite down harder than his neck can swing anyway, so his teeth are fine for it.

>>30310124
Not bad, they aren't intimidating visually but they are protective so they should let you know if someone is around and they are heavier than you would expect, if they attack someone it will cause them damage

The main purpose of a guard dog isn't to attack people so I would say they are decent

Corgi owner here. Corgis are awesome dogs. They are great companions, very intelligent, very friendly, great at hearding ect.

However aside from barking and alerting you to an intruder they wont be able to defend shit. Theyre too stumpy. If you want a dog thatll kick some serious ass get a german sheppard.

Basically 99.999999% of dogs won't do anything to an intruder besides possibly barking. People saying their dog will tear someone a new asshole are kidding themselves. Even if the dog is aggressive around its owner.

The only good protection dogs is one that has been trained in that role or one that is basically unusable outside of commercial businesses ala "junkyard dogs." The latter of which is even less predictable performance wise.

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>>30310124
Ask the ATF

>>30310124
It's a good alarm, however like most alarms 99% of the time it's going to be going off for no reason. You also have to train this alarm and bear with it shitting, pissing, and barfing all over your house. Your alarm also may or may not bite little kids in the neighborhood if it gets out.

Note: your alarm will not work while you're on vacation when you need it most, because you constantly have to feed and water this alarm, and nor with the cheap shit, the organic expensive dog cereal or else it will shit on your carpet even more.

>Dogs are as much responsibility and liability as they are security. Stop adopting feral beasts and save your money to have actual sons who will grow up and protect you.

>>30310270
DD could

>>30310124
sound alarm is all
they are not very aggressive or strong dogs

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just get a security system, more effective and would be cheaper as well.

>>30310979
> save your money to have actual sons who will die in a car crash, get taken away in your inevitable divorce or put you in a home to hasten the wait time on their inheritance
fixed.

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Post dogs

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>>30310124
seeing how this is a dog thread, ill post my "service" dog

>>30311576
STOLEN VALOR

>>30310183
>>30310260
Have fun with hip dysplasia. Or you could just get a Belgian Malinois and have an extremely healthy dog with all the benefits of a German sheperd

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>>30310225

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>>30310979
>don't spent your money on an animal bred for hundreds of years to be loyal companions of man

>instead spend your entire life slaving away to support the most base, conniving creatures on the planet: the woman and the post-millenial

yeah nah, it's not 1960 anymore