Forgotten weapons thread?

>>30306851

dudes a scumbag.

>>30306856
>enfield
>forgotten
Kek

>>30306865
Explain?

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>>30306851
There needs to be more Ian memes

>>30306882
I saw Ian at a gun store in Arizona yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Lugers in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the guns and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each gun and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>30307104
A+ pasta, where is it from?

>>30307104
that some good copy pasta, would it be of arrabiata flavor?

>>30306882
NO DON-

>>30307104
Too late

>>30307104
If I had a nickle for eveytime this was posted Id have a class three firearm by now...

>>30306928
Which video is the wall of lugers from?

>>30307104
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>>30307176
copy paste aside, do people actually do this?
when I get fast food it's a) I'm going home or to the hotel to eat it
b) i'm eating it while driving

>>30307189
I used to eat in my car until an officer thought I was drunk driving and gave me a DUI.

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post your favorite weapon you find by forgetten weapons

mine is the BSA prototype .45 ACP. If they could have released this in Europe in 9mm they'd have made some bread

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>>30307439
The Ruby Plus Ultra is pretty dumb, but I have a soft spot for it.

I usually enjoy Ian's videos, but his joke about transgender people really ****ing bothered me.

Why? Because my girlfriend is trans.

I've told her how much I love her on many occasions. I had to have an honest heart-to-heart with myself, because I want to have sex with her and make her happy, but it will be a while before she can have her surgery (she wants everything, the HRT therapy and the SRS surgery).

So yeah, I decided that right now, her penis is part of who she is, and I want to make her happy. So yes, I would be willing to do that for her.

Obviously, I would prefer vaginal sex (I mean hell, she told me she not only wants a vagina for herself, but because she wants to "ride me so ****ing badly", which made me blush). But it's funny... I don't like dudes. I like women. And even though my girlfriend wasn't born one, I see her as one, because she acts like one and sees herself as one.

So, I look at it like I'm sucking my girlfriend's penis. =)

Now, none of this has happened yet, because we are also long distance, so we have only talked over the Internet. But holy hell, every time I talk to her I get that warm tingly love feeling. Not just sexually aroused... it's more than that.

So yeah, I know this is the 4chan, and I know people will come out and call me gay for wanting to make my girlfriend happy because I love her. Don't care. I just wanted to say why Ian's joke upset me.

>>30307490
In what video did he make a joke about transgender people?

>>30307501
it's copy pasta

>>30307502
I got memed good

>>30307446
>dumb
take that back!

>>30307519
Literal meme gun

>>30307502
so this thread is just a pasta fest now?

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>>30307439
The chinese mauser knock-offs. It's the perfect mix of awesome and retarded. And some are really beautiful.

>>30307446
I liked the horse shoe mags on those

>>30307490
Ian Is Gone And My Life Withers

i'll never forgive you assholes for chasing that adorable man away. you are all horrible, disgusting people and i hope there's a god and he makes you suffer in hell.

i'll never again be able to fall asleep without thinking of his warm cute smiling face. you have ruined my life completely, all i do all day now is think stuff up to post about him on /k/ to get people to talk with me about him BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THAT'S LEFT

I AM GOING MAD I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU'VE DONE. IF I EVER SEE SOMEONE MENTION 4CHAN IN REAL LIFE I'LL FUCKING BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH MY BELT; EVENTUALLY, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL ALL THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

>>30307537
congratulations
you played yourself

Is it bad that I seriously want to hang pictures of Ian up in my house?

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>>30307574
Who wouldn't ?

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>>30306851
Never forget the time Andrew Tuohy from Vuurwapen Blog grabbed Ian's ass

>>30307643
Did that guy go to court yet or what? The drama was pretty entertaining.

>>30307654
The fire rises?

>>30307654
Funny you should say that, he posted this on the blog the other day

http://www.vuurwapenblog.com/uncategorized/first-major-development-in-fireclean-v-tuohy/

>>30307654
Who is this guy and what drama?

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>>30307612

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>>30307439
Swiss LMG25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMdwV47srJw

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>>30307182
I don't know if this is serious, or top troll, but either way, marvelous post.
>(you)

that m2 flamethrower vid a few weeks ago was nice
https://youtu.be/aPQYK5ZMbWY

does anyone else feel bad for Ians fingers?

Every video you can see they have been mashed in various firearms components

I think /k/ should chip in and buy him a purple heart medal

>>30308249
I'd trade unharmed hands for his job anyday.

>>30307154
Tour of Simpson. Their website is surprisingly well put together and the pictures are pretty great. Apparently they are like the jew diamond brokers of Lugers, having so much of the US supply they pretty much dictate price.

>>30307794
Guy proves that Fireclean is Canola Oil.
Fireclean sues him for slander or some BS.

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>>30307439
I really like the Yovanovitch pistol. It's a nice looking pistol on its own, but the story is what makes it cool.
>Yovanovitch participated briefly in WWII as a petty officer in a hydroplane squadron, was captured by Italian forces, and then escaped into Switzerland in the lull between Italian surrender and German re-occpation of his POW camp. After the war he emigrated to Canada, where he made one last example of his Model 1931 .380 pistol, for his own use and enjoyment.