Anyone up for a drink /k/?

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>>30305111
dragon dildo lube

>>30305111
We can't agree on guns, let alone a drink...

Someone post whitepowermilk so everyone can gag a little.

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*glass breaks*

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There is only one correct answer

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>>30305211

>>30305211
This, but currently I am drinking johnny walker black

I'm partial to soy milk. Or whiskey
>>30305136
Cum lube doesn't really taste like anything, but it feels like it dulls my sense of taste

>>30305273
My girlfriend says my cum tastes like cigerettes. It smells like them too

>>30305111
Keystone Light

>>30305111
Horse semen.

>>30305286
>My girlfriend says
sure

>>30305286
>my cum tastes like cigerettes. It smells like them too
Gross. I don't think mine tastes like anything. It's not even especially salty. It might just be that I've gotten use to the taste though

>>30305111
>.25 liter Cosmoline
>shot of CLP
>half teaspoon of Flitz metal polish for color
>mix with Napalm to taste
>serve chilled
>garnish with M-1 Garand stripper clip. (If you're feeling froggy)

Guaranteed to make you completely understand this board within one sip.

>>30305111

Sailor Jerry's rum

>Named after a type of military human

Good enough for /k/

>Sailors are known to be the gayest of the service personnel

/k/ loves itself some traps. Loves that feminine penis, but penis nonetheless.

>Fairly cheap but still 92 proof.

Here's the kicker. It's cheap enough to be the drink of choice of a bunch of neck beard lonely autists whose only hope of ever being accepted into society as a whole is through some major collapse of the societal order allowing their autism levels of knowledge of warfare and beyond borderline insanity arsenals to actually come into play and allow them to be the John Wayne of a new post apocalyptic Wild West, while being strong enough to get such a sad sack of loneliness and chemical dependency drunk.

>>30305231
>leftist.

>>30305366
Fun fact: A shot of sailor Jerry's added into a glass of cheap beer makes the beer drinkable, and gets you fucked up super quick.