Battle Buddies

>>30255339
is he house trained? house trainable?

That's actually kind of cool.

Can he swim yet?

>>30255339
That's fucking neat

>>30255418

yeah took a little bit, basically carrying uim around all the time so he wouldnt shit. Then letting him wander around the yard and hed blast out huge loads. pick him up and give him a piece of bread. Now he waits at the door to go out. Pretty chill yo.

>>30255437
Yeah could swim as soon as he could walk

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here he is with Gypsy

>>30255720
That's really fucking cool actually

Ducks are my favorite animal, I didn't think they were very viable as a pet. Is it just like having a dog?

>As it turns out he becomes useful for carrying guns and ammo from one place to another.
You better make sure that happens m8.

That's cool, I just assumed a duck would shit everywhere

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>>30255815

It deffinetly pulls more pussy than a dog.

>let bitches feed him french fries when we go out to eat.
>they love that shit

heres a pic of him chilling under my blanket. I edited my face out.

>>30255720
then i fully approve, now it's just a matter of preparing him for war

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>>30255339
Doing god's work anon. I've been meaning to get set up with a battle duck myself. Right now I have a tactical tortoise.

>>30255339
Having your very own assault duck.

I'm actually pretty jelly because that's pretty fucking rad.

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>>30256600
I miss my desert tortoise, Edwardo was my bud

>>30255339
That is pretty cool, can you leave him at the house alone?

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>>30255339
>got myself a Duck a few weeks ago. currently teaching him to retrieve.
>His name is Boatswain
>>30255770
>>30255720

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Posted in the other thread, but whatever.

Adopted a little burdy today. Still just a 2 month old babby. Probably going with Tiki as a name.

>>30255339
He's so fuzzy still. When do they lose their hatchling down?

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>>30255339
duc/k/s are high-tier

>>30257765
Careful using solvents and cleaners around that little guy. Parrots have crazy sensitive respiratory systems.

>>30257818
Of course, I had a Macaw for almost a half decade. I just needed a makeshift perch for her until I can make some kinda desk mounted perch.

>>30257862
the carrying handle doesn't look like a bad perch. Maybe you could get her a airshit handle she can use as her own personal perch.

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>>30255339
I have many

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>>30255770
>Malinois

Mah nigga

>>30258395
>>30258404
Is this really the petting zoo anon?

>>30255339
Post more duck(s) pls

>>30258426
No petting zoo here

>>30255339
More ducks pls

>>30257567

yeah he hangs with the dog while im at work. theyre usually cuddled up waiting for me to take em on a walk

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>>30255339
kek

cute little bastard

I don't have an pics of my battle bunny currently so have an overly excited kim jong un

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>>30259037

>>30257862
bird people suck and everyone who has to listen to your birds hates you, over the internet or your fence.
inb4 rare morph reptile traders

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>>30255339
My newest buddy

>>30255720
I.. I actually think that's pretty cool.

I never thought I'd want a fucking duck for a pet.

>>30260309
that cute little jerk looks like he's about to knock that weapon over

>>30255770
I named by doggo gypsy as well.

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Basset hound is best hound

>>30260309
dank pls go

Gigantic dolphin swims around in my backyard (aka: marina) eating fisha nd scaring away sharks every night, does that count as a battle buddy? Pretty good animal to have on patrol in my opinion.

Before I got there there was a school of hammerhead sharks that came into the marina for a while at one point (also cool) and they got out of there immediately when dolphin(s) came back.

I tried to take a picture of him the other day but failed, I'll report back with aquatic battle-buddy pictures sometime.

>>30260926
U

>>30258404
Your rabbit is trying to kill itself

>>30255339
If you bring him to a bar and give him shots until he dies I hope you go to jail and get ass raped.

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>>30260953

Oh, and I also have this big wrinkly awesome guy, Eggroll.

>>30261099
What the hell is he?

>>30261115
Ugly af

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>>30261115

He's a Shar Pei.

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>>30261146

This is him after he heard you say that.

>>30258395
hey I remember you! I'm the anaconda dude

>>30260709
dem fucking ears

>>30261096

Im from Philly not Balmore

>>30261099
Must cuddle and love

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I brought my pupper to my cabin for some shooting but he was absolutely terrified the whole time... plus his legs are only a few inches long so I had to carry him through the deep snow. It's okay he can still be my battle buddy

>>30255339
He looks like he's administering CPR to the squeaky duck toy. Maybe should've called him Corpsman. Or Doc.

>>30256600
You should put rails on that.
Could use a tac light.

I am now looking up both incubators and duck eggs for sale.

Thanks, anon. Now I really want a pet duck...

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>>30255339


I approve.

Here is one of my battle buddies.

>>30261450
Dudebro! Fishtown here. Where you at?

>>30258395

>either cockatiels or their natural predators

kek

>>30263727
Sweet, did you rescue it?

>>30255339
Lost

>>30263727
I want one of these marsupial motherfuckers!

>>30263727
Is his name bitey?

>>30255720
ducks can't hold their shit in though

>>30264830

thats geese dog

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>>30255339
>not naming it Darkwing
Ill allow it, but do better next time