GEAR CHECK

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>>30243240
I'm good

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>>30243240
I got a dagger and a cold steel tanto, also a 1911 between the headboard and matress I'm sitting on.

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BABY CHECK
If you don't have AT LEAST one living daughter right now you just failed.

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All good here. Couple firearms on top of the hutch round the corner too.

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>>30243240
I've got a Rock hard cock, an easy best hard boiled egg wave edition by Tenga, and a tube of astroglide. Your move, pretty boy.

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>>30243240
>ftw you're wearing shorts with no pockets and all your guns but a splatgat are over 1000miles away

>>30244602
Clean ur fucking bathroom

Kukri 3 folders and a Ka-Bar with in reach along with my Sig p220 I think I clear oh and my security guard bag so if he really wants to get anal I probably have more gear with me anyways

>>30243240
im in bed

>>30243894
Ha

>>30244602
Chris, clean your fucking bathroom

>>30245027
>no pockets
Are you a woman?

>>30243240
No knife but at least a decent keychain with a lot of keys. I've had to use it to defend myself before soni know it works, plus it better than getting assreamed by a overzealous cop for carrying a knife in a public area.

Yeah the self defense laws in my country are insane

>>30243240
>no pants
>no shirt
>no underwear
>no knife
>no phone
>no multi tool
>no paracord bracelet
>no tactical edc light
>no backup penlight
>no monkey fist key chain

Just my tablet and 1911 in my lap. I'm fine senpai.

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I have a cold steel kobun. Very slim profile and large enough to reach vitals but planning on changing it for the CRKT folder known as Hissatsu.

Not a fan of jap stuff btw. Just happen to like these two knifes.

>>30246755
>wearing running shorts with pockets
But seriously I guess the shorts technically have a pocket but I'm not going to put anything in it anyways. If I run in shorts I'll have a pack on or a armband I'll toss an ID, phone and maybe keys in.

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>>30248384
Profile so thin it fits in my sports jacket pocket without printing. Same goes with pockets.

>>30246755
No I am Amish.

Pockets are for idle hands, and idle hands are the devil's workshop.

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>>30248396
Yes I'm aware I'm a neaderthal

>>30243240

An actual gear check by that guy would require a 30 minute rambling intro monologue. I'd get bored 2 minutes in an wander off, but he would keep going.

In any case, letting an autistic retard check your gear or caring about his opinion makes you a retard yourself.

>>30243790
Acquire chair and table.

Nut'nFaggy sucks cawks

>>30243240
im taking a poo, but i have medical sheers with in arms reach does that count?

>>30243240
britfag here ive got an assault spoon

>when you unironically own swords and the closest thing you have to a knife is a bayonet
I should buy a proper EDC knife, shouldn't I?

>>30248384
>>30248396
>>30248420
You don't seriously EDC that do you?

>>30246035
Not an excuse

>>30250139
Yes. Get a Rat-1. Cheap, durable, good quality. Perfect beater edc knife.

>>30243240
I have my leatherman REV and a p38 can opener.

What'd I win?

>>30243240
Got my CRKT Shenanigan. What do I win?

>>30243240
Im butt ass naked in my bathroom forcing the third reich out of Germany.

Badass wordplay and poor dietary choices aside, exactly how much have i failed?