can your wife protect you from a B&E?

Nope.
Also,
>/K/
>wife
LOL

>>30232985
No, it's a shitty jpeg with some malware from a pornsite.

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>>30233076
filename related

>>30232985
My gf and yes i can. Theres a ruger speed six in my nightstand. Plus various other killamajigs in the safrle and the closet.

>>30232985
I am the wife. Yes.

>>30233163
nice trap
>>30233169
it's a trap
>>30233208
you are the trap

I dunno, my left hand ain't quite as good as the right.

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>>30232985
Yes, she doesn't play nice.

/r/ing that willis comic where squid and his waifu get home invaded

>>30232985
Pleb tier ammo collection. Sad.

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>>30233344

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>>30233387

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>implying

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>>30233403

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>>30233421

>>30232985
Let's see
>ex-army combat medic
>was almost dishonorably discharged for knocking out a CO with a pistol whipping so he would stop moving as she tried to stitch a bleeding leg wound
>afghanland veteran
>has 13 rifles alone in her name
>is such a severe sadist she could qualify for the spanish inquisition

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>>30233436

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>>30233456

>>30233272
Not with a trap, but im surenyou have experience with that. I wont wrangle a dangle.

>>30233466
shut the fuck up already

>>30233447
How big is the strap-on she uses on you?

>>30233387
>>30233403
>>30233421
>>30233436
>>30233456
>>30233466
Do you also have the one where the guy goes on a date with his rifle?

>>30233477
What about no ?

>>30233485
8 long 2 across and prostate orgasms are the shit

>>30233272
are herms traps?

>>30233503
>>30233504
>you will turn the tables on a would-be rapist and fuck his ass with your gun to his head

>you will never have a mind-shattering orgasm as he screams for mercy from your anal assault
>you will never leave him, sobbing and broken, as you slip into the night, reflecting that in a strange way, you can understand why he craved such perfect domination

life is unfair

>>30233535
Herm is both cock and balls with a vagina.

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>>30233490

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>>30233477
Don't sperg out man

>>30233543
I'm honestly kinda scared of getting the "attempted robber was ass blasted by your psycho wife" phone call from the rest of the family.

>wife
I have never had a gf, but I have a qt as fuck pen pal in Japan who likes guns and stuff. She took pictures of her and friends at a jsdf base with some type of apc. I have never met her in person, but she'd love it if I taught her how. I can try and find the pictures if you guys want. I posted them once a year or two ago.

>>30233797
nobody cares. fucking virgin beta fuck

t. alpha chad aquafresh

>>30233797
Go ahead

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>>30232985
She could. Would she? No. She'd get in our <2 year old daughter's room with a cell phone and a Sig P238 .380 w/ night sights and laser, barricade the door (the room's geometry is such that jamming a bookcase behind the door would make it impossible to force open), and let me handle the rest. If it sounds like I fail? She doesn't open that door. It I'm begging for help? She doesn't open that door. If she hears my pistols go off time and again, until she knows they're empty, and I swear all my targets are dead, and I beg her to help my because I'm bleeding to death, she doesn't open that door until there are enough blue lights outside to light that room up like broad daylight, the 911 dispatcher swears help is on scene, and someone slides a legit badge under that door.

We've talked about this, and we've got our priorities.

>>30234141
based

She couldn't. She couldn't, and I'm ashamed.

>>30233797
that sounds cute anon, post it

>>30234141
Attaboy. Y'all are squared away.

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>>30234381
>>30234134
Here's the APC thing. I forgot if those were her classmates riding in it or not. She sent these to me years ago.

>>30234540
Here's some ship she took pictures of. These aren't completely relevant to the thread so I'll stop unless you want more.

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>>30234562
I fucked up. Saging

>>30234540
The guy on the bottom left looks confused as hell.

>>30232985
>women
>doing anything

The delusion is thick

>>30234579
>>30234540
keep it up, always was interested in some nip stuff

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>>30234764
I don't have a ton, but I'll post what I have. Maybe some messages that are /k/ related.

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>>30234889
Here's the back of the APC.

>>30234717
take your mother issues back to /pol/

>>30232985
Why is Rally so dark-skinned? Is she supposed to be Caribbean or something?

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>>30232985
I have complete confidence in her.

>>30235105
she's part native

>>30232985
No, women are shit at defending anything

>>30235105
shes supposed to be indian

>>30235179
Gross

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>>30235109
Is that mp5 a rental or one of the clones. I want one, but not for 2 grand. I'd visit my girl if I had that money.

Here's her response to when I told her I built an AR15 in highschool.

>>30235507
Your girl sounds autistic

>>30235515
She's Japanese so her English isn't perfect. These are also from when we were in highschool so she's improved since then.

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>>30235507
It was a rental.

>>30235554
I'm pretty jelly still. Those things are tight.

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>>30235608
It was great. The MP5 was probably the most fun gun I've had the pleasure to shoot.

Shout out>>30232985
Thank you for the Gunsmith Cats reference.
You have made my day.

>>30235554
how was the grease gun?

>>30233554
Ja, unt?
So am I a trap wife or just a regular one with a big dick.
The public demands an answer.

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>>30236749
It was interesting. Definitely had a different feel to it than the others.

>>30236740
>>>/reddit/

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>tfw May will never be real
>tfw May will never give up the easy life as a millionaire's wife just because you smell like gunpowder

>>30237482
get a waifu pillow

>>30235062
dat ass

>>30237482
>Falling for used goods
ISHYGDDT

>>30235179
Part indian as in Native American or part indian as in poo in loo?

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>>30242934
dot indian, not listerine indian.
I think

>>30242934
>>30242956
In a Japanese interview with the author, just just claims "Indian", however, it is most likely that would mean east Indian, as her father and mother are from London, and her mother was English. Based on that setting, and considering that Japanese think of "Indian" as east Indian, and not Native Americans, it can be concluded that she is east indian.

Also, Wikipedia also claims she is east Indian.

>>30242956
>you will never outshoot your aviator-wearing Indian father and keep his CZ-75 from a bet

Why even live

>>30243324
>They live in Britbongistan
>Father is integrated migrant (Olympic shooter), mother is native Londoner
That makes so much sense now on why her mother is anti gun. So this was before Britain became Britbongistan and had them progressive firearm laws

>>30243495
Rally moved to the United States to become a gunsmith and the series takes place in Illinois

>>30243537
Well I know that, otherwise she wouldn't be one in the first place. Overall, it helped clarify the upbringing between her and her mother

>>30243573
ah I see what your comment meant now

>>30233340
>M5 RAS
sexy

>>30232985
my girlfriend owns more funs than me.