You're on the way to the market to buy some bootleg Hollywood

Unzip my trousers and show them what Freedom and Democracy truly means.

>>30216876
Easy. Smile, say imshee, and start loading a pen flare.

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>>30216876
destroy the whole village

>>30216876

Wonder why my maid's kids are not at school.

>>30216876
Ask them what they can give me

>>30216876
In Iraq one kid tried to stick his hand in my pockets to grab stuff. Stuck a m249 up to his face and they scattered like cockroaches.

"AM I BEING DETAINED?"

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>>30217565
KEK

>mista mista, maribah mista
>mar-ri-bah? mister?
>buy wild tiger mista?
>whisky mista whisky

Give them an extra unit patch and ask where the whiskey is.

>>30216876
Bribe them with candy so they become my informant ring of little birds.

Use them to become underground lord of the city.

>>30216876
Tell them to fuck off.

Push one or two if they don't get the hint.

Throw rocks at them.

Should they start throwing rocks back, I'd fire a shot from my M9 into the dirt next to them.

>>30217675
If you just throw one piece of candy at them they'll beat the shit out of each other over it.

No need to throw rocks, that's what they do.

benis inna boipucci

:DDD

>>30216876
>In trashcan land
>12 year old boy approaches
>Oh boy he's gonna beg for shit "mista mista"
>Nope
>Points to his little sister
>Says we can fuck her if we pay
>Buddy rifle butts him in the face in response
>Knocks him the fuck out
>Hand the girl a half eaten bag of M&M's from my MRE
>Continue patrol, nothing to see here

>>30217675
>Deliberately loosing the battle of hearts and minds by being a dick to children.

>sabotaging your own war effort.

Why the fuck would you want glowsticks? HURRRR LOOK AT ME, I GOT A SHINY THING. HERPADERP DERP.

Fuckin kids. I'm gonna hate having children when they're not old enough to not be faggots anymore.

Shoot the kids because I am a stone cold killer
>ooga booga meesta candy pls
>die sandnigher
>shoot in the stomach
>why meesta it so painful
>heh nothen personnel kid

>>30217712
>expecting grunts to understanding anything other than cursing and masturbating

>>30217691
>I hate free enterprise
Commie faggot.

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>>30217728
Wew lad, I hope you're wearing gloves so you don't cut yourself on your edginess.

>>30217725

They might be saving them up for a sweet rave party.

>>30217675
>firing warning shots
Have you learned nothing, anon?

>>30217751
I wear fingerless gloves because I live on the edge.
>enough protection for the palms
>no protection for the fingers

Anyone have that one story where a group of kids turn on one another and one gets stabbed with a bayonet for being a dick to u.s soldiers?they they gave the kid who stabbed another all the mres and candy they had.

>>30217758
>go to rave
>all anyone has is a bunch of bleh green standard chemlights
>the only music playing is Headhunterz

>>30217737
>thinking Iraqi street kids understand anything more than cursing and masturbating

Ask me how I know you were never there

>>30217801
>why the fuck did you punch a child!?
>bu-but sergeant! THEY started it!

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>>30217762
Warning shots in warfare are a thing.

>Pic related

We loaded the first round with a Cheeto round just in case some dumbass IQ hajji was lost.

>>30217892
I gotta ask.

WHY THE FUCK PUT ALL THOSE RAILS ON A FUCKIN PIECE LIKE THAT? WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT TO SLAP ON A FUCKIN GRENADE REVOLVER? WHY?

>>30217817
>thinking anybody cares about street kids getting slapped

Again, ask me how I know you were never there.

>>30217936
A peq box so you can blow shit up at night?

>Pops goes to Nam
>18, first deployment, first time on the ground, first time in foreign country
>group of street kids run up to him and surround him, touching his clothes and arms, jabbering and asking for candy etc
>he thinks they are innocent and cute in a way, that they are excited to see a foreigner
>big black GI starts walking towards him
>swatting children like flies
>front hand and back hand
>left and right
>beating street urchins off like flies
>Pops thinks there is something wrong with that guy, starts to open his mouth to say something
>guy grabs one kid's arm and pulls Pops' wallet out of his hand
>hands it to Pops, looks him in the eye and says "don't be a chump" then walks away
>from then Pops never hesitates to smack the shit out of any rats that get too close

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>>30217776
Absolute madman

>>30218011
Oh

>>30217681
I wasn't going to give those pieces of shit anything.

>>30217712
There are no hearts or minds worth winning. Fuck that world.

>>30217762
Would you have preferred I committed murder by shooting an 8 year old in the chest?

>>30216876
>throws bag full of candy into giant mob of children.
>busts out bag of popcorn and watches as the kids LITERALLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER for candy.
>after 10 minutes of kid on kid murerdome fighting, only one remains.
>final kid looks up, covered in yhe blood and entrails of his fellow comrades he just viciously slaughtered not 3 seconds ago and says "mista! mista! Chocolate? Water?"
>procede to throw kid a bottle of water
>pelt him in the face knock the kid out along with three of his teeth.
>walk away, laughing, to get myself a pepsi.

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>>30217779

>>30218449
That's a pretty cool story. I wonder if they ever considered just bribing the kids to off him in the first place.

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>>30218449
Thank you anon!

>>30217691

>rifle butting a 12 year old kid in the face
>wondering why the people there fucking hate us

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Those kids sure were shifty

>>30217691
Why not rifle butt their father you fucking invader

>>30217952
>>30218207
>>30218444

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLrpBLDWyCI

>>30218207
>There are no hearts or minds worth winning. Fuck that world.

Its was your fucking mission, you fifth columnist.

>>30218894
lol invader. shut up you powerless fuck. Form an opinion when you have sullied your hands a little.

Im not even being edgy

>>30219031
Nope my mission was to kill the other guy. Nothing more nothing less.

Not going to argue the points of why we were there. I didn't see anything or anybody worth a fucking thing. Fuck those Muhammadans.

>>30216876
I knocked a kid out with a muffin.

So that's an option.

>>30219131

Wow, that's a shitty attitude. No wonder you lost the war.

>>30218843
>Wanting the people who would sell their underage sister for sex to like us.

Oh boy.

>>30219182
I personally didn't lose anything other than some weight.

Politicians lose wars not the soldiers.

We go where we are sent and do our job as best as we can with what we are given.

My job was to find the enemy and kill him, no more no less.

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>>30218894
inb4 sand land sympathizer

>>30216876

didn't know i was getting my dick sucked today.

>>30219131
hey man I know you're bitter but try not to live a life of hate. A muslim saved my life when I was traveling in egypt.

Sure I got scammed a few times to, but this guy saved my FUCKING LIFE.

He didn't have to. He could just have kept walking and continued with his day, no fucks given. but he didnt.

I can't hate muslims and I feel an obligation to him to try and help other people not hate muslims too.

FUck isis, but they aren't all like that. Just like how all christians arent pray the gay away jesus campers.

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>>30219354
did he save you from AIDs by pulling out before he busted a nut in your butt? faggot
>comparing ISIS to pray the gay away people
go fuck yourself

>>30217670
Git out eunuch

>>30219354
I've seen a few good Muslims but that is the 1% rule. The grand majority of them like nearly every person on the planet aren't worth shit.

I don't care what God/gods/goddesses/flying spaghetti monster you pray to.

>>30219354
Sounds like a cool story, What happened?

>>30217744
Refusing to buy/partake in a service that's being sold isn't communism. It's quite literally an operation of the free market.

Possible conclusions:
>rate for fucking boy's sister was too expensive
>boy's sister was less attractive than other girls on the market
>Anon simply wasn't in the mood for Arab loli that day
>Anon is faggot
>Anon is morally opposed to having sexual relations with little girls

Any of these possible conclusions means the 12 year old boy needs to work on his product/sales pitch. The market decided he wasn't going to make money that day. He needs to work harder to win over his customers.

>lrn 2 capitalism

>>30217691
>Points to his little sister
>Says we can fuck her if we pay
>Buddy rifle butts him in the face in response
I can dig it. I would be pissed as fuck if some little faggot offered his 5 year old sister for money.

>>30219831
>Warren Buffet posts on /k/

>>30216876
>What do you do?

Magdump while retreating to a more tactically-advantageous position, then call in an airstrike on the survivors.

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>>30219831
>>30221459

>>30216876
call the Kill Team

>>30217762
Warning shots are part of the U.S. Army Escalation of Force SOP. Every deployed soldier is expected to fire a warning shot before shooting center mass unless ordered not to, in a free fire ROE area, or if the situation doesn't permit firing a warning shot.

This last exception is a bit of a judgement call, but any soldier with at least a room temp IQ knows what to say to keep CID off of their back. Generally women, kids, and obviously unarmed men get a warning shot. If a dude approaches a TCP or installation perimeter with an object that looks sufficiently weapon like, he will be getting shot. (Unless some faggot officer decided to actually leave post in an attempt to earn his CIB/CAB today)

>>30218872
>Letting the walking handgrenade get in the middle of the patrol...
Nope. That's what the Haji-B-Gud stick is for.

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>>30216876
give pen

and a m193 ball round to the dome.

>>30219031
>Implying haji has a heart or a mind (or even just a functioning brain) to win over.
>Fucking paid $hill bots again.
How's the "Hillary 2016" campaign treating it's wageslaves, these days?

>>30219354
But anon, if you pray hard enough, the gay will leave.
Muslims only invade.

>>30216968
Sure you did, tough guy.

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>>30217728
Lost it

>>30226688
>I don't have a DD214, am a massive faggot, and routinely waste epic double dubs.
Literally EVERY saw gunner in the U.S. military who ever deployed to Iraq has done exactly that at least once. Haji children are all thieving cockroaches.

>>30216876
Roll away and shoot them in the head.

Those kids are probably strapped with explosives.

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>>30226712
I'll have you know those were triple dubs

>>30226737
Oh shit. I didn't even czech the twos. At any rate, my statement about the typical experience of U.S. mil SAW gunners vis a vis hordes of sand nigger vaginal discharge, still stands.

>>30226638
No one cares. It is easier to shitpoast.