Well /k/, what are you?

>>30208775
I'm a dingo.

Tasmanian Tiger.

>>30208775

>There are people who will unironically wear these

>>30208775
an armed sheep

>>30208779
You ate mah baybaaaaaaa

>>30208787
Usually in 3XL, and they usually frequent arfcom.

>>30208775

These will match my fedora and trench coat perfectly

Coyote, house dogs are tasty.

>>30208775
A Goat.

>>30208806
But you can't wear both at once while displaying the might of your three wolf moon tshirt

>>30208775
a bunch of cats taped together

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>>30208812

I don't know if I duracoated my glock enough times to be considered a sheepdog yet but I try to follow their philosophy of being a retarded faggot.

>>30208775
A shepherd. With guns.

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>people unironically believe American Sniper is a modern-day Sergeant York or To Hell and Back

How can you see this movie and come away from it thinking "gee that sure was an American hero doing what he needed to do"? Do American flags and taps during a funeral really erase any capacity for analytic thought?

>>30208787
>Implying it'd ever be acceptable to ironically wear these
You'd both look like jackasses from across the room, either way.

>>30208875
No but he killed more Muslims than anyone I personally know so he's pretty cool in my book.

>>30208875
I'm sure you've done way more for your country than Chris Kyle has.

>>30208913
>nothin personal, kid.

>>30208906
A GunBunny huh?
Feeling up to a run chummer?

>>30208775
Can I be a dolphin?
Dolphins are pretty pimpin'

>>30208935
Hire

>>30208917
Simply doing nothing would be achieving more for your country. The kind of blind nationalist hero worship that allows society to lionize a piece of shit like Chris Kyle needs to be eliminated.

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>>30208934

I'm not your chummer, omae

A Steer.

>>30208935
ethnically cleanse

>>30208906

Good post, my fellow /co/mrade?

>>30208943
How do you think sausage party will do, Seth?

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>>30208946
Not your omae, bennie.

>>30208943
I'm not sure how not doing anything in life(such as yourself) qualifies as being a better person than busting your ass for a decade with extremely stressful work while you have a family at home for, either doing it because he actually believed he was defending America or because he just wanted to kill people who don't like Americans.

>>30208775
Negative, i am a meat popsicle

An octopus wearing Vietnam tigerstripe

>>30208821
Kek

>>30208775

someone with more self respect than to have a fursona

>>30208917
Ironically he probably has

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>>30209173
U F00kin' wat m8!?

>>30208927
*personnel

>Comes in XXXXL

How the fuck is that even a clothing size

If you're that big you don't deserve to dress like a human. You should have a cattle blanket like the bovine freak you are.

>>30208943

>le nationalism as a pejorative meme

Cuck.

>>30208775
Actually, I'm bisexual fox inside...

>>30208775
How legally questionable would it be to create parodies of these with really unimpressive animals on the front and, like, 300 confirmed kills pasta on the back?

Would anyone buy them?

>>30208775
Furry goes on >>/trash/

>>30209643
I desperately need more of this.

>>30208775
Get out of here with that tacky and retarded country boy wisdom.

That's not how the world works.

>>30208875
>gee that sure was an American hero doing what he needed to do

Fucking glory hog that forsaken his family for more tours of duty in a pointless war. Had he been single without a family, I wouldn't give a shit how many tours he was dumb enough to volunteer for, but he had a wife and kids and yet still went out and dared Muslims to kill him.

He was basically a good guy, but still just another dumb hick.

>>30208935
Eat

>>30209342
Nationalism can be taken to harmful lengths, just like anything else
Assuming that it's always a positive force is foolishness.

>>30209643
>No ear protection
Enjoy her becoming BBQ

>>30208824
The only shocking part of that movie was when he rammed the fuck out of the father. Evil devil black Phillip

>>30208935
fug

>>30208775
Not the fucking faggot who would buy either of those shirts.

The most dangerous creature on the planet.

Human

>>30208935
Punt

>>30208935
>roast in a red wine gravy with vegetables

>>30209240
People that big can even move outside?

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Neither, I identify as heli-kin

Which is the one that people like to hug?

>>30210817
Gutsy question. You're a shark.

>>30208775
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

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>>30210785
Here's your image macro

>>30209240
>>30210685
As a long time weight lifter, clothing sizes are fucking horseshit.

>large sizes are made for massively rotund moon shaped piles of disgusting fucking corpulence instead of the shape of muscles
>smaller sizes strangle the shit out of you

Fat people that say their size doesn't affect anyone else should be strangled with these XXXXXXXXXL shirts

>>30211121
Fat people ruined clothing fit for all of us in the US.

I'm 5'10 and 165, so pretty regular sized guy, fit, but still thin overall.
>Buy sz medium button up shirt, end up with enough room in the gut area of the shirt to fit another one of me
>Buy small button up shirt, but the arms too fucking small to fit my arms.

You basically have to buy high end clothes to get a not garbage fit, or get a tailor. Either way, it seriously bothers me that clothes now are made with fatasses in mind; they should be the ones paying more for clothes that fit right.

>>30211121
Every tall and thin guy I've met has complained about not being able to find clothes that fit well

>>30211361
>they should be the ones paying more for clothes that fit right.

They are the majority.

>>30211501
A big part of that is because clothes are made to accommodate fat people.

Fuck, I can't even go to target to buy a plain white t shirt that doesn't fit like a weird burlap sack.

>>30211526
Just because they're the majority doesn't make the fatasses right. They CHOOSE to live unhealthy lifestyles and be fat, they should have to deal with the consequences.

>>30211547
>doesn't make the fatasses right

No it just makes them the majority of the market, why should the clothing manufacturers lose money catering to a minority of the population?

>>30208775
those shirts are gayer than aids

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>>30211547

Yes... But they are the market you dense cunt. What are you not getting?

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>>30208775
I'm a lamb, who speaks like a dragon.

I thought the concept of sheepdog was protecting the sheep people that are too stupid to defend themselves from the wolves aka niggers?

>hurr now the wolf is also just defending his loved ones so we can sell shirts


I'm sure Nutnfancy has both.

>>30211558
Maybe if fat people had to take their clothes to a tailor or get their clothes from high end fat people stores, maybe they'd realize the error of their ways.

I'm just angry that I have to buy spendy clothes to not look like shit when I do my part to stay fit like humans were meant to be.

>>30208775
These are the worst threads. Most of these faggots you see are retards. I went to a seminar near me and I didn't even see the memes you're spouting. Literally every single person there was a cop. Most were Marshalls and a few were city cops and a few were DEA. The rest were myself, another security guard, and the local Sherrifs office.

Literally no one where these when we're at church, because its a huge target. And not to mention out in public because this is normie shit.

Honestly, I think you guys are all faggots.

>>30211577
I do get it, faggot. I can still think that they're in the wrong.

I bet you're just an XXL that's assblasted about my obesity hate.

>>30211587
Yeah. The wolf applies being the attacker. You know. The fucking predator.

I don't understand why even the edgiest of edgelords would take that one.

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>>30211593

Tough talk for a Paul Blart bitch

Ill kill you first when the day of the wolf happens

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>>30211361
>>30211501
>>30211601
>lift for years
>XL shirts and under constrict the fuck out of me and are usually too short for my height
>XXL and over are made for "people" that have somehow become circular in shape

Why is life so hard

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>>30208775
A bear, darling!

>>30211802
Because fat people are a big enough portion of society where we have to literally change the cut of clothing to accommodate them.

Shits ridiculous.

>>30211846

This

>>30209521
Are you me?

>>30211580

>That pic

Oh god what are you doing here you autistic piece of shit

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>>30208775
Honey badger.

I do what I want.

>>30212085
What the fuck even is that?

Why does it have a vulture beak, a fox tail, and elf ears?

>>30211593
I'm just here for the furry memes, friend.

>>30212100

Be understanding, he had eight different fathers

Furry women are niggresses.

I am one of the top, god tier, Alpha-Alpha-Predators. Things have tried to kill my race since we evolved, and failed. We have come close on a number of occasions, but when we lose, we retreat, invent, and attack.

Wolves, We wiped out to such an extent that the only wolves alive, are alive because we let them. Sheepdogs...Sheepdogs are OUR bitch, they do what we tell them, when we tell them.

Every animal on this planet, we hold its life in our palms. And by fuck, we are bastards. We revel in revenge, we excel at dreaming up new and inventive ways to murder the fuck out of shit. Anyone fucks with us, and we rain down furious vengeance on them, and their family....and we fucking love it.

Not content with our current life ending tools, we invent and test more. Youtubers invent low-power laser and plasma weapons, and upload to youtube. Some of the most popular channels, are people inventing and firing weapons. The navy is testing Railguns, which will bring an all new layer of 'Fuck you' to anyone who opposes us.

Fuck animals, fuck them up their unevolved asses. We are human, fuck with us and we'll destroy you. Beat us, and we'll come back with weapons so terrifying, your'll shit out your own innards. We will burn our planet rather than lose.

Humans...Fuck everything else.

>>30212131
Is that why so many furries are gay or bi?

>>30212185

Nah, that's because male and female wolf/fox people look literally the same.

It's like Asians and traps and femboys.

>>30212146
>Fuck animals, fuck them up their unevolved asses.
That's bestiality, and a felony in several states. You can lose your guns for doing that.

>>30212216
>implying he has any guns to begin with

A godamn sexual tyrannosaurus.

>>30212244

Well he's posting HFY autism seriously which is the latest devolution from blind nationalism so he's probably a yuropoor, yes. They have no animals left over there.

>>30212304

We have cows, and sheep. And I saw a fox last weekend. But thats it.

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>>30208775
goose.

>>30208775
>A sheepdog
>Dog trained to protect and hoard the sheep
>Sheep and sheepdog are property of the owner
>Sheepdog protects owner's property
>Sheep is a word often used to describe the masses

Do rednecks who came up with that have zero self-awareness? It's as if a black guy wore a t-shirt saying "I'm Uncle Tom".

>>30208876
Depends, what if I wore the wolf one with a wolf fursuit?

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

>>30208948
Go back to Texas

>>30208775
Shepherd.

t. Illuminati

>>30209013
God damnit Corben

I reailly liked Zorg

>>30209680
I would

Just make it as edgy as possible

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>saftey

Jesus Christ.

>>30208775
in this "philosophy" wasn't the wolf meant to be the enemy? someone who attacks and exploits innocents? did they just change that because they could get a few sweaty pennies out of edge lords who thought wolves were more bad ass?

>>30212342
You evil, hateful bastard

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>>30213217
HONK

>>30213328
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

>>30212342
This.

I will probably die.

But god damn if you won't have a loud, messy, bad, bad day

>>30212882
A real sheepdog would have asked about the little red button

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>>30213328

>>30212051
What?

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I'm a frog on a unicycle

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Can I be a gator?

>>30213957
oh shit, waddup?

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>>30211589
>REEEEEE THERE ARE MORE FATTIES OUT THERE THAN 200LB MUSCLE BOUND FREAKS LIKE ME. CLOTHS MANUFACTURES SHOULD CATER TO MY BODY SHAPE WHICH IS RARE AND NOT THE MILLIONS OF LARD ASSES OUT THERE THAT ALSO HAVE MONEY. REEEEEE THE REASON THEIR FAT IS BECAUSE THEY DONT WEAR TAILORED PARACHUTES!

Fuck you're just as bad as the fat ass SJW women who demand everything be made in exxxxxtra husky.

>>30212298
Kek

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>>30208775
A Gila Monster, I just want to eat, fuck, sleep and chill in my deep underground burrow and bite mother fuckers who try to get in the way of that.

>>30212737
Then, against all reason, hope, and goodness, you have somehow managed to make a faggot in a fursuit even more pathetic than it already was

>>30209778
Depends on your view of a 'positive force.' Some people place their family and friends far above people they've never met. Winners of wars get the spoils. Everything you take from another land eventually trickles back to the land your loved ones live in, and your loved ones in turn. Support the government, support the ones back home. Not an ethical view, or one that I necessarily hold, but there's a cold logic beneath it.

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I'm just a doggo. Life is good.

>>30212737
Actually, I think that would be the only acceptable way to wear that shirt.

>>30209762
found the bernout

>>30212342
>>30213521
When the government begins confiscation, a sheep dog will form local check points to stop feds. a Goose just rigs his own home with a sprinkler system that dispenses gasoline.

>>30211587
did you read the wall of text with it?
>it is in my nature to be gentle and loving
that isn't a wolf.
>protecting my friends my family and my heart
Is this actually saying "if you make me sad or mad, I'll go on a mass shooting?"

"Gun Culture" is some of the cringiest motherfuckers in the universe. I just want to own weapons and dick around with them responsibly, not look and talk like a tool to fit in with a pack of autists at the range.

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oh my god its like the edgy version of Big Dog t-shirts

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>>30208775
A Canadian.

SHEEEEPPPPDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWGGGG

>>30211501
6'9" guy here.

Can confirm. Local big and tall store doesn't stock anything in Large, smallest size is XL-T in stock. You need to special order L-T.

Don't get me started on pants.

>>30208967
Not that guy, but I really and truly hope that movie kills the fuck out of the careers every single person who fucking touches it.

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>>30215432
Underrated post

>>30208906
_ ____ __ ____ ____ ______!

>>30210915
That looks like Kylo Ren

>>30208775
I'm a human.

Capable of both great compassion and great emotional detachment, capable of surviving in any environment and performing thousands of activities unique to the species, humans are both the most aggressive apex predator on the earth, and the only one (other than I think some ants) capable of deliberate conservation efforts.

When you mess with a human, you run the risk of having your entire species erased.

>>30214774
>200lb muscle bound freaks
Thanks for making me feel like I'm not a DYEL looking faggot, but when I look in the mirror 200lbs still isn't enough.

I watched the movie yesterday and as a foreigner, i have to say it wasn't the 'nations pride' piece of propoganda i thought it'd be.

There really wasn't a justification for the war, but the US hasnt really had that since the spanish american war, save pearl harbor and 9/11.

Its just about a soldier who struggles with his family life during his tours as he slowly turns into a war junkie.

>>30215799
Ban imminent

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I am the centipede

>>30211593
you sound like a faggot

>>30208775
I AM THE WALRUS!!!


>some of my old military pals bought these

>fuggggggg

>>30208779
i identify as a quokka

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>>30209053

>>30208820
What's wrong with wolf t-shirts?

>>30212298
The only correct answer.

>>30216800
because walmart tier try hard literally worse than eurotrash

>>30208775
I'm a tactical alpaca

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>>30208779

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I am the beast I worhip

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>>30208775
These shirts are code for beeing furry or a gateway to it.

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Are you a pussy, dick or an asshole /k/?

>>30215194
That's where you're wrong, faggot

>>30215963

The problem is the war in Iraq was a lie. There was no weapons of mass destruction, no terrorist links, nothing.

So portraying the war as a just war, with all we know in hindsight, just comes off as dishonest. Its like making a Vietnam movie the same kind of movie as a WW2 movie, it just doesn't work based on what we know. Even worse because Iraq is still something we are dealing with today because of ISIL.

No, getting rid of all the political parts of the war, just to whitewash the content of the film so as not to offend anybody who served or knows somebody who served in the war, because I guess its triggering to hear the truth, the war was pointless and american soldiers died in a cause that made America less safe as a result, not safer.

You know what they call whitewashing something so as not to offend people? Political correctness.

American sniper is politically correct.

Wolf, let me get my reference sheet

>>30208906
Get back on parking duty!

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>>30208775

>>30217111
This.^

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Sheepdog of coarse!

>>30208775
Holy shit that's some serious faggotry.

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>>30208775

I'm a squid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cypzZDIXkBI

>you're a kid now.
>you're a squid now.
>you're a kid, you're a squid.
>you're a kid, you're a squid.

>>30212407
Actually they fall back on older Christian memes. The lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.

Gotta go beyond stale recycled things made in the last 25 years.

>>30217292

Something tells me that Abraham morality of biblical times is not the sort of thing liberty minded folks today would want.

What with having to submit to the absolute authority of your father, and everything.

>if a horny mob wants to sodomize a stranger, you should offer your daughters to them to save the stranger, because that's being generous and godly.

pure ideology

>>30217309
Well it's obviously not a 1:1 recreating of biblical law and custom. You can be inspired by just part of a culture.

>>30217292
>Gotta go beyond stale recycled things made in the last 25 years.
>Gotta go beyond stale recycled things
>Christianity

I can't think of anything more cliché in western society than using Christian symbolism.

>>30217309
>>30217321
I suspect some on here (especially at this time) are not in the US. We have a "special" brand of Christianity here that flourishes in the bible belt (Tennessee to Virginia south through parts of Florida and out to Texas or so) that seems to believe the bible should be taken as literal word-from-god and treated as such. It's those people that seriously believe that the Earth is something like 6,000 years old and that God literally created it in 6 days. They get very defensive when one points out the obvious craziness contained inside. Same people who insist that creationism be taught next to evolution and prayer should be mandatory in public schools. They fear and hate Sharia law too, to the point that they pass laws banning it (google US anti-sharia laws) . Love the massive hypocrisy.

Well these very literal Christians tend to be very conservative, very patriotic, very large gun owners, and bought wholesale into the American Sniper stuff. And there are a fair number of them in parts of the US.

Scary stuff, isnt it? You have this type across the pond?

>>30208775
The man in the arena does not concern himself with fursonas.

IM A T-SHIRT

I'm extremely horny for dicks

>>30208775

Pretty sure cops are justified to shoot anyone wearing either of those on sight, because the wearer is assuredly a dangerous lunatic.