What's it like to get shot at?

>>30175451
Exhilarating.

Scary but exciting

>>30175451
Pew pew pew

bratatatatatatatatatatatatatatat

POW! POW!

I'LL GET YOU /K/OMRADE!

BLAP BLAP

Better than sex. But that isn't saying much since sex for me was the most underwhelming, overhyped experiences in my fucking life.

>>30175709
Try it with a woman next time.

sugary-like

>>30175709
Putting lipstick on your hand doesn't count.

>>30175451
Like bags of sand

>>30175751
>>30175721
They were with women. I have had sex with 10 women for a total amount of around 20-30 times. I feel no gratification other than the orgasm. I actually stopped having sex because some of the girls wanted to date afterwards and i felt nothing towards them. I don't want to emotionally manipulate them for sexual gratification which is barely even gratifying. Honestly the only reason why i had sex is because of societies pressure to conform. I didn't want to be seen as a loser in the eyes of my family and peers. Now i don't give a fuck anymore. That being said, i did enjoy getting my dick sucked. But combat was a way better feeling.

>>30175792
Have you ever tried having sex while under enemy fire? Maybe that would work out for you.

>>30175869
No.... i would probably more interested in fighting than fucking though. Maybe while manning a turret while getting my dick sucked would be cool, but I'm disabled and no longer in.

>>30175451
>Implying anyone on /k/ has ever actually been shot at
Why don't you shoot yourself and find out?

Pretty terrifying when unarmed
Found out later they were firing at the car across from me

>>30175451
It's pretty arousing, and the smell isn't that bad.


Oooh, "shot" at.

>>30175869
/k/ practices Psychoanalysis

>>30175899
I have.

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>>30175721
W E W
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>>30175792
>That being said, i did enjoy getting my dick sucked. But combat was a way better feeling.

The best wank is a post-combat wank imo.

"Fuck fuck fuck"

Wasn't cool or exhilarating for me, but then mine was just my father in law shooting at me.

>>30175451
Adjust fire, over! *FZZZzzz* *SNAP* *SNAP*

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>>30175721

>>30176531
Would throat job.

>>30175451
>thwip thwip thwip
>where da farq is dat coming from ???
good thing the person gunning for me was not so good
nether the less I got the fuck out o there

>>30175792
maybe men get you off.

>>30175792

Is this a pasta?

>>30176531

Sweet D's sister?

In mexico my dad was a cop who sometimes got into shootouts with narcos.

He said he would fire from a position until the bangs turned into cracks then he would move because they were getting more on target

He was kinda razy but hey whatever pays the bills

>>30176576

I have had sex with 10 women for a total amount of around 20-30 times. I feel no gratification other than the orgasm. I actually stopped having sex because some of the girls wanted to date afterwards and i felt nothing towards them. I don't want to emotionally manipulate them for sexual gratification which is barely even gratifying. Honestly the only reason why i had sex is because of societies pressure to conform. I didn't want to be seen as a loser in the eyes of my family and peers. Now i don't give a fuck anymore. That being said, i did enjoy getting my dick sucked. But combat was a way better feeling.

>It is now.

>>30176603
>not posting the true /k/ version

I have had sex with 10 faggots for a total amount of around 20-30 times. I feel no gratification other than the orgasm. I actually stopped having sex because some of the faggots wanted to date afterwards and i felt nothing towards them. I don't want to emotionally manipulate them for sexual gratification which is barely even gratifying. Honestly the only reason why i had sex is because of societies pressure to conform. I didn't want to be seen as a loser in the eyes of my family and peers. Now i don't give a fuck anymore. That being said, i did enjoy getting my dick sucked. But combat was a way better feeling.

>>30175451
Very american.

>>30175451
salty coins Z &milk

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>>30175709
>experiences
>plural
dont lie faggot

>>30176626
I have had sex with 100 women for a total amount of around 200-300 times. I feel no gratification other than the orgasm. I actually stopped having sex with women because some of the girls wanted to date afterwards and i felt nothing towards them. I don't want to emotionally manipulate them for sexual gratification which is barely even gratifying. Honestly the only reason why i had sex is because of societies pressure to conform. I didn't want to be seen as a loser in the eyes of my family and peers. Now i don't give a fuck anymore. That being said, i did enjoy getting my dick sucked. But combat was a way better feeling.