The Vatnik Game

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The author was definitely crying while writing this.

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>>30172357

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>>30172398

My absolute favorite part is this:

>So why is Moscow so worried by the Pentagon placing the Aegis system so close to Russia’s borders? A credible answer is that Moscow is always concerned that the US industrial military-complex might develop some really effective anti-missile missiles even though they are now about four generations behind.

"I-It's n-not like I'm a-afraid of you, America!"

I can't get the idea of tsundere vatniks out of my head, now. Send help.

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>So in the case of RAND-style NATO pussyfooting, the S-500 would totally eliminate all NATO air power over the Baltic States – while the advanced Kornet missile would destroy all NATO armored vehicles. And that’s not evenconsideringconventional weapon hell.

>>30172357
> mighty military power Montenegro
That was fast

>>30172502

I believe that was sarcasm on the author's part.

That's the beautiful thing, though - the more you read, the harder it is to tell.

>>30172491
wait I found a better one
>The key fact of the matter needs to be stressed over and over again; the S-500 is impenetrable - and allows Russia for the first time in history to launch a first strike nuclear attack, if it ever chooses to do so, and be immune to retaliation.

>>30172357
RAND corporation study, which examined what would happen if a war actually took place. RAND reached an “unambiguous” conclusion after a series of war games in 2015-2015; Russia could overrun NATO in a mere 60 hours – if not less – if it ever amounted to a hot war on European soil.
>w-w-we could defeat NATO in less than 3 days!!!

>>30172357
Were we supposed to be taking shots every time or what op om pretty buzzed now and im not seeing anything about shots

>Pepe
I didn't even make it off the chopper.

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>>30172357

>pepe escobar

>US industrial military-complex might develop some really effective anti-missile missiles even though they are now about four generations behind.
almost made it through the article

>>30172908
>the S-500 is impenetrable - and allows Russia for the first time in history to launch a first strike nuclear attack, if it ever chooses to do so, and be immune to retaliation.
fuck me I made it another sentence

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>Russia does not want – and does not need – war. Yet the “Russian aggression” narrative never stops.

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>>30172444
Mashiro>Aoyama

>>30172357
>Pepe Escobar is an independent geopolitical analyst.
>Pepe Escobar
>Pepe

>>30172357
>So in the case of RAND-style NATO pussyfooting, the S-500 would totally eliminate all NATO air power over the Baltic States – while the advanced Kornet missile would destroy all NATO armored vehicles. And that’s not even considering conventional weapon hell.

W-we're going to knock out all N-NATO aircraft and armoved v-vehicles, guys!

>>30172398
There is no way the tears weren't streaming down his face as he wrote this

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>>30172357
>>https://www.rt.com/op-edge/344002-beware-russia-war-us/
my brain...

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>>30172357
>the S-500 would totally eliminate all NATO air power over the Baltic States

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I lost at
>Global Robocop NATO

author- pepe escobar

I got to the end before I actually started crying from laughter.

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>If push comes to nuclear shove, the S-400 and especially the S-500 anti-missile missiles would block all incoming US ICBMs, cruise missiles and stealth aircraft. Offensive drones would be blocked by drone defenses. The S-500 practically consigns to the dustbin stealth warplanes such as the F-22, F-35 and the B-2.

Dream on Ivan.

>rt

Wew that was fast

>>30172357
this shit is gold

>>30175917
>Global Robocop NATO
Well, guess they'll have to kill Global ED209.

It's been deleted

>>30177871
no never mind I just fucked up

>>30177879
i just wanted to say it...
slavs (and slavboos) don't have that self awarness things to realize how stupid they are.
that combined with the fact that they can't feel something like shame of any kind at all will make sure that we can laugh at such masterpieces forever

fuck this reminded me of a Pravda article that said " Putin, a leader the world hasn't seen since the likes of Cesar"

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>>30172357

>The THAAD and Patriot missiles are worthless - according to the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) themselves; that’s why they tried to improve them with Iron Dome.

>>30178954
found the article, I dare you to read this bullshit

http://www.pravdareport.com/opinion/columnists/16-03-2016/133835-syrian_arab_army-0/

>>30178982

Meh, that one is mostly true.

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>>30178982
>President Putin is a master of leadership and diplomacy, a policymaker of a class and professionalism that the world has rarely, if ever, seen and that is the reason why Russians vote for him time and time again in free and fair democratic elections.

> It is also a tremendous diplomatic victory for the Russian Federation of President Vladimir Putin, who has brought Russia back center-stage to be a main and major player in international events

>mfw

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>Russian – and Chinese – missiles are already able to knock out the satellite guidance systems for US nuclear tipped ICBMs and cruise missiles. They could also knock out the early alert warnings that the satellite constellations would give.

Cyka blyat.

Oh god, I found a fucking article where they say the SM-3 interceptors can be reprogrammed to "hit ground targets."

Yep, it's just a matter of reprogramming them, didn't you know!?

>>30181465

Air-to-air missiles have been used in air-to-surface mode in the past.

>>30181737

My bad, I meant surface-to-air missiles have been used as surface-to-surface.

>>30181737

The SM-2 and SM-6. Not the SM-3. And those other two only work within visual range, too!