Humor thread

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>>30166355
80% sure that it's fake.

>>30166355
I have autism so can someone explain the joke in this for me please

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>>30166449
Government got a warrant because of something a person posted something suspicious on 4chan.
Looks fake tho.

>>30166449
The US government recognizes visiting 4chan as criminal act. See point c.

>>30166449
Can you not read?
It is a search and seizure warrent that will take all his funs as evidence among other things. Issued because he communicated to someone threateningly.

>>30166471
LAND OF FREEDOM

>>30166355
Please tell me that's fake

>>30166774
this isnt funny

>>30166746
>beta orbiter.jpg

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>>30166850
>Chaplin
>not funny

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>>30166889

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>>30166889
>non-stop warfare

most of the posts in this thread arent funny, including this one

>>30166972
I always see these ads in American Rifleman and wonder what they were thinking.

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>>30166988
This is supposed to be a thread about humor, not cringe.

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>>30166870
I personally find the Hitler one to be the funniest.

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>>30167018

Antman screencaps?

>>30166962
Sahelanthropus?

>>30167018

Would that be usable in a new stock? I can't quite tell but most of the metal parts look intact.

>>30167332

I see at least one receiver crack towards the rear.

tl;dr: It's dead, Jim.

>>30166716
looks /k/omfortable

>>30166988
Reading that gave me cancer kms

>>30166999
"Hey mom! Look at my Photoshop skills!"

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>>30167018
oh god wat

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>>30166329

>>30166889
>From actual anti-gun presentation to congress

>>30167421

Yep massive crack below the ejection part.

It could theoretically be re-welded to good condition there, but the rest of the receiver probably has some bad spots too if it got nasty enough to crack there and presumably blow the stock into "please amputate my leg with a bone saw" level shrapnel

>>30168676
Endorsed by the Brady campaign.

>>30166972
Someone was on drugs when they decided this was a good idea for an ad.

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>>30168272
jesus christ, I can only imagine the verbal thrashing that man received

>>30167001
I wonder if he ever posted pics of the launcher

>>30168992
he didn't, its probably just a piece of pvc pipe with an end cap and a hole drilled for ignition though

>>30166972
>A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR

>>30170574
It's still fucking there! Even shows up in Google!

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>>30166774

>>30166918
Oh god I want this to be a thing

>>30166972
Those look sweet.

>>1115314

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>>30170627
The slav on the far right gets so excited that he instinctively squats.

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Dumping what I got

>>30166774
Is that Hitler serving in WW1? Wow I never knew he was rocking the stache even back then.

>>30166927
"whore man"?

>>30167018
>>30168272
my sides

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>>30166889
>non stop warfare

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>>30171754
So OP really WAS a faggot!

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>>30166938

>>30167297
That's Matt from Evike.

( it's airsoft )

>>30166972
>/k/'s girlfriend

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>>30171831

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>>30172655
>My AK
>Is an SKS
Anon you autist.

>>30166927
>Actually fucking saved the picture twice.

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>>30172832
It's a piece of shit either way.

>>30170697
summer

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Anyone got that picture of a old shitty computer monitor with an airsoft ak in the background? I also think a sad looking slav with a balaclava was sitting in front too

>>30171865
ABU HAJAAR DID NOTHING WRONG

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>>30171865
grenade for people or for vehicles?

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>>30171865

>>30171865
DAMNIT ABU HAJAAR

>>30172655
How does that even happen??

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This is probably the best place to ask: anyone got that gif/webm of some guy in a parking lot taking on like, a dozen cops with just a knife? I think they were British.

I need it to shitpost in a /tg/ thread.

>>30166918
I would've expected Ivan to be the name used

>>30171830
>hitler

oh, the bait isn't even strong but i must say, thats charlie chaplin.


also, how the fuck do i link threads /k/ because over in /d/ were doing the whole plane thing again.

>>30174244
Die, die, die!

>>30174006
Junk magazine. The bolt probably scrapped out the feed lips and caused them to fail. It can happen with polymer AK mags that are used in SKSs after a while.

>>30168272
God Almighty, suicide might be preferable to dealing with that fallout

>>30174356
three arrows/board/postnumber

E.g. >>>/h/4278029

>>30174244
And that was the moment when anon remembered he didn't actually own a real gun

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>>30166889
>2016
>not having an aim in the front
ISHYGDDT

>>30166918
>>30170745
We'll call it... Top Gun
We can have hats made and everything.

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somebody give me a better filename for this

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>>30171830

Lurk or leave faggot

>>30166918
slavaboo humor isn't funny

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>>30171669
If Jeb was smart, he'd have gotten an engraved S&W Governor. But alas, he is not smart, and so the Trumpman cometh.

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>>30171807
>Deviled Avocado

>>30174051
>declaration of independence
>2a
REEEEEEE

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>>30167008
Just for you anon

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>>30175280

Anyone got the guy who went shooting with his cz buddy and his buddy ended up blowing him?

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Here ya go

>>30175408
Tnx mate but i was talkin about the czech bro one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51U_V8Y3zQk

Bullpup

>>30175408
Holy fucking shit. This must be the most /k/ thing I've seen in a while!

>>30175439
You've caught my interest, being a czechfag.

>>30175468
Found it
But phone is stulid shit
I will upload in 5min

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>>30171754
this is amazing

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>>30175468

>>30166988
>TT is a reverse-engineered 1911
>TT and PPSh actually use the same cartridge
Some of them were actually onto something.

>>30175136
Founding fathers argued whether or not bill of rights was even worth it because they were all understood rights that didn't need to be written.

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>>30171865

>>30170697
>>30166850

die

>>30166463
>shitty watermark
that thread was only like a month ago
why is some asshole trying to claim rights over something that isn't his?

>>30174376
Reaper pls go

>>30175019
You aren't funny.

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So when I asked a soldier the other day if he ever missed sex while on duty he said
>"No. We just spend all our time cleaning our gun. Sometimes three times a night when it gets bad."

[spoiler]That's not innuendo is it?

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>>30176871

>>30176871
>>30178039
SPQRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>30178039
>Fallout: New Vegas.jpg

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>>30176654
Because of the text?

>>30179239
>posting same pic as OP....

>>30175280
>10 seconds flat

That's slow as fuck, even an unarmed man could beat him if he's that fucking slow.

>>30166962
That is airsoft http://www.evike.com/products/36551/
and
http://www.evike.com/products/40247/

>>30174952
GTFOmyvillage.jpg

>>30177302
A CETME L? Really?

>>30171771

I have heard this story with spanish people, frenchs, Italians, british... but the constant is the same.

Its always an US carrier, not french, not Russian... the US, like imagine the fact that everytime this joke was told there were some variations about whom the lighthause was, but everybody remembers like fire that it was the US the stupid guy in the story, like "look how stupid americans are that they can't distinguish an entire coastline from a vessel hurr durrr!" is an idea that somehown they never needed to remember because its integrated into the human collective like fire.

The funny thing? The US might be the only country in the world that can drop a nuke and actually "move" the entire lighthouse out of the way and still say "who's laughing now?"(example: Bikini atoll)

>>30171830
>people think it's okay to post like this

>>30180034
>Being this buttmad at an old-ass joke being retold by the billionth time on an algerian pumpkin carving atelier

Besides, I've always interpreted it as immense, insurmountable pride/arrogance/bravado, not stupidity.

>>30166889
>babby liberal's first debate

>>30171727
Kek

ANYONE GOT SOME ABU HAJAAR

>>30180034
I've always seen it told as a Scottish Lighthouse and a British ship

>>30180817
>giveanuggetsavealife.org

My sides

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>>30172971
The difference between my commie rifle and your pigdog shits-where-it-eats abomination is that mine can harness the power of the Eternal Slav to load itself while yours forces you to load it using your fat fingers.

>>30174952
How i bruised my arm and then got headshot. PoorTd

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>>30182200
>better annihilating firepower

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>>30182200
>better annihilating firepower
>OPERATION manual
>double-dubs of death
oh baby

>>30180817
anyone have the dragon dildo version?

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Not actually /k/ related, but you guys will probably get a kick out of it.

>>30167018
You could probably salvage a couple noncritical parts like the sights, sling swivels, stock bands, and maybe even a couple bolt parts off of this rifle. But yeah I wouldn't touch the receiver or barrel unless it's to put them in a scrap metal recycling pit.

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>>30179695
But it's not, otherwise it would've been blocked.
>>30182695
Oh jesus this got a kek outta me.

>>30180034
I've heard it with with a British ship and a Scottish lighthouse.

It predates the fucking internet.

Dial it down, son.

>>30180034
It's literally just a joke, calm yourself. And similar to

>>30181839
>>30182781

I've always heard it with a Russian ship and a Ukrainian lighthouse off the Black Sea

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>>30180034
You seem a tad upset

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>>30182894

>>30180034
It's an urban legend, calm down.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighthouse_and_naval_vessel_urban_legend

>>30171833
That Koko, isn't it? He posts here often now.

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>>30181995
Memed

>>30183342
i am very much okay with this

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>>30183342
At least cap it without the fucking red coloring.

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>>30183405
I'd make a composite of the two posts together in gif format, but I don't really have the tools and/or knowledge to do that anymore.

>>30168714
*financed by the brady campaign

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>>30183421
Not sure how that happened.

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>>30166889
>tfw you have to lift the switch for every single bullet on your battle gun

>>30166972
How much booze and coke was their marketing team doing? Christ

>>30173220
He's crying becuase he regrets not wearing hearing protection

>>30183714
But I'm pretty sure he is, though.

There appears to be a greenish thing in his ear.

>>30183714
No, he's crying because he's a little fucking bitch

>>30166889
ayy

>>30180034
that's because everyone has coastlines but not everyone has nuclear powered supercarriers.

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>>30166889
>non-stop warfare

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>>30166463
>Watermarking memes

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>>30168272
I'm crying

>>30166716
The mounted rifle grenade shows that he really means business.

>>30171830
>whore man
If you're going to pretend to know Russian then at least know the difference between formal usage and link usage.

>>30171177
>Eh, you murder one creepy monster in a fire and you sort of lose any fear you had of the woods at night.

What a madman.

>>30166416
>mp7
fake as shit

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>>30168714
>>30183479

>>30184640
Seriously why don't mass shooters target people in the Brady campaign? That way at least some people would think they were a hero.

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>>30184806
my favorite
Rape doesn't last a life time with the trauma it causes. Not even an sjw in the slightest and this pic offends me.

>>30184821
that was made by /k/ a while ago but they actually posted it to their facebook page

>>30184806
because mass shooters don't care about brady?

>>30184848
>>30184848
I know
that's the part that offends me, they actually believe it
>>30184806
>>30184850
this too
mass shooters are targeting soft targets that will get the biggest publicity, which happens to be schools

>>30184238
>not watermarking your rare pepes to keep others from stealing them
IS THIS YOUR FIRST DAY ON THE INTERNET ANON?

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>>30184806
Good point. You'd think they'd attack police stations or government buildings, right? They don't because they are usually patsies. Their handlers want an emotional reaction to the shooters actions.

>>30184806
Because if you're conditioning someone to shoot something up to further your agenda, you probably shouldn't risk getting caught in the crossfire.

>Or, because they don't usually have motivations outside their own short-dicked failures as a person.

>>30184869
Schools are also easy. Let's be honest, if Adam Lanza had walked into a police station, if he was very lucky he'd have gotten 4 people before he bit the dust.

>>30180817
Implying Newtown actually happened

>>30168676
Wait seriously? How?

>>30185349
Dude, how new are you? Can't you detect a joke when you see one?

>>30185349
Not seriously, you fucking retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vozi2bk4ms

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>>30166889
non-stop warfare

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>>30184640
We're hitting levels of retardation here that shouldn't even be possible

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>>30166889

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>>30173914
how about a version that isnt for ants?

>>30166972
holy shit is that fucking real

>>30185172
that's why I said soft target
police stations are NOT soft targets

>>30184640
Waaaay too heavy handed, it should be more subtle.

>>30185349
Are you actually retarded?

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Dumping

>>30166716
anyone have the screenshot about /k/ taking a shit tactically?

>>30166889
>kamari pleasant
Ghetto names always make me chuckle

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>>30183096
that's hilarious

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>>30171830

>>30174952
>loli_haet_pedo.jpg

>>30171790
kek

>>30183421
fake, he's a marine and he's drawing something that's not a dick.

>>30186349
kek

the future is here the future is now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF9UufzGgYQ

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I got a t-shirt with this picture printed on it, now for some reason no-one wants me anywhere near their kids...

>>30176871
>>30178039
slavremovers.jpg

>>30187321
that's what you get when you fail to notice that the defenders have less cavalry on the field than the intel said they'd have & fail to prepare for a flanking maneuver by the said missing cavalry, now your general is dead...

>>30187341
Also when your king decides to lead an infantry charge against cavalry .

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>>30186604
>>30185172
>police station is a soft target

Them niggas hard as shit, and im not talking about police cock

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>>30166889
What the fuck is this from?

Anybody have the rest?

>>30174952
> too_late_for_abortion

>>30187410
It's never too late tho

>>30171890
i wonder if there are any skinwalkers in the former soviet union...or were they all arrested, tortured and shot for being supernatural beings without a permit?

>>30166785

Looks fake. I have software for making these forms on my computer. All you do is fill in the blanks and it creates the template for you.

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>>30175439

Does anyone have that picture with a story about some WW1 dude that threw grenades from & attached rocket launchers to his biplane to attack ground targets?

>>30174952
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>>30175408
That buildup though, I really liked, effort was put into that shotpost. I rate slav/10.

>>30174952
Lets go dog hunting.jpg

>>30166889
Feinstein in congress

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>>30173012
This one?

>>30171771
granny get off 4chan

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For a laugh
http://www.gunbroker.com/item/562274541

>>30180817
>One of these kids is FUCKING RAD

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>>30183096
Top fucking notch

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>>30166329

>>30186349
I wonder if Michael Golembesky ever heard of this gem of a story

>>30166889
>Gun Grabber's source of facts

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>>30187271

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>>30190326
What the hell is this theme?

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>>30190326
>06.26.81

>>30166491
SHALL

>>30190671
NOT

>>30190680
BE

>>30190712
FUCKED

>>30187387
I know right, I say soft and he says police station. At least he reminded me of the cool webm of that black dude who got btfod when he tried to shoot up a station. He killed 0

>>30184640
> 9mm
>Massive killing power

J U S T

>>30191223
leave

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>>30166889
>non-stop warfare

>>30171854
...please tell me slaves deactivate their nades differently or is the poor birdey colorful paste

>>30178039
Last time I checked the Romans weren't too big a fan of Germans, though they would certainly love to steal that MG-42 to mow down the German population with it.

>>30190486
Looks like a Fallout stylish theme.

>>30166889
>clip

>>30190089

I remember that thread.
What the fuck is yard bird?

>>30191536

>JewsCantTuck.jpeg

>>30188734
Airshit confirmed

>>30192104
Not a jew but I got a lap cut and I tuck easy. Semis fuck suck though

>>30177302
hahahahaha

>>30173220
I see this all the time, but where is the source?

>>30166999
Right? I've seen this circulating through 4chan long before I actually saw it on a Rifleman ad and I was fucking dumbfounded that it was not only real but still in use. I can't believe people paid to have that made and shown to people.

>>30178244
Underrated post

>>30186349
how about opening it in second tab

>>30166972
EAA HQ is in my town.....i now feel embarrassed.