What catapults/trebuchets/ballistas does /k/ recommend for home defense
>>30162766
>not building your own
I swear to god I thought summer didn't affect /k/
>>30162766
Jesus Christ...
No one NEEDS a siege weapon for home defense, OK? Get yourself a stout hound and a good strong poleaxe if you're that insecure!
>>30162766
Polybolos with gasoline engine or go home.
>>30162942
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!
>>30162942
But what if thou black knight drives his mechanical horse-carmobile "chevy" through my drawbridge. Lord, verily, if one cannot defend oneself from diesel powered sieging towers then one may find oneself overrun with germanic barbarian hordes quicker than one could say "oh tits."
Great now I want watch the slingshot channel for eight hours.
>>30162766
This is a trebuchet my friend and I built when we were 15 :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9g2i3ZMdyo
>>30162766
Do you fire the trebuchet at the guy trying to steal your tv, or do you load him in to the trebuchet and launch him three twons over so he becomes someone else's problem?
>>30165823
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