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Godamn the army sucks why did I join, this blue cord only brings pain

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Godamn the army sucks why did I join, this blue cord only brings pain
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>>30119574
>going infantry
Fucking retard.

POG life is best life.
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>>30119584
I'm still better than you.
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>>30119602
Its peace time shithead. You are a glorified janitor. Have fun polishing rocks and picking up trash left by officers.
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>>30119602
Whatev's, bro. 74D for life. I don't have to do jack shit, desu. Then again, I'm fresh so that probably comes into effect.
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>>30119623
>>30119630
Not everyone can be a man.
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>>30119649
You're right. I'm my 1st Sgt's little fuck girl.
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>joining the army
>not getting an in-demand skill and getting hired as a civilian contractor
>not making 10x more than everyone else with 100% less bullshit
>not walking around on FOBs overseas with a beard in civilian clothes laughing at enlisted personnel who hate their lives
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Only the magic letters E T and S will bring you the sweet release you crave. Hope you brought plenty of lube while you wait.
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Go become Warrant Officer Helicopter Pilot, right fucking now!
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>>30119574
>Going active duty infantry, but not 18X in peacetime
You done fucked up, son.
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>maintenance, not even once
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>>30119649
>Not any can be IED fodder

Ftfy
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>>30121038
>maintenance, not even once

this fuck being a wrench monkey and fuck jet fuel

>hopefully mp life will be better
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>>30119574
I'm applying for Armoured in the Canadian Forces, am I making a mistake?
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>>30121069
Eh, used to do it, and yes, fuck JP-5.

Now all I really do is teach wrench monkeys (mainly airframers) why it's bad to throw x material in y container and why it should go in z container instead. No SNCO involvement required.
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>>30121084
What is that picture and where can I find the rest?
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>>30121119
https://imgur.com/gallery/qwCum
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>>30121069
31b quality of life depends on what role you get (fuck law and order) and your commander/first sergeant's hardon for promotion at any cost
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>>30121117
>the normies will never understand the hatred that JP-5 and JP-8 induces
Which aircraft bro? F-15 was the bane of my existence heavies and A-10 people seemed happy or at least content while anyone involved in fighters seemed to hate life and each other
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>>30121038
Pffft mals fag.

Squadron level is far far worse.
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>>30121165
going to be a Chairforce MP in the reserves fuck being full time
heard it was cake any knowledge bro?
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>>30121190
>fuck being full time

What else are you doing with your life?
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>>30121174
Harriers. Never want to touch them again, though launching jets and watching pilots end up looking like retards never got old.

>>30121188
I used to be O-level.
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>>30121174
>Nobody will understand manually defueling 400 gallons of fuel especially in the rain.
Shit get's everywhere man.
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>>30121214
it also doesnt wash of well, fuck mang personnel people can smell us before we came into their offices
>>30121207
go to school and try to make something of my life and not go to formation at 5am on a Saturday since some one fucked up

>>30121211
Had more fun tricking maintenance butter bars and getting them to believe stupid shit or getting them to sign off on some shit
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>>30121248
Yeah, not a good day if you end up taking a JP-5 bath.

And fucking boot pilots, man
>dude's first flight in a trainer
>apparently went well, be in pits, no bullseyed tires even
>fueling, fueling
>suddenly 100lfbs of fuel on the ground

I was really having an okay day until then. Oh well. I haven't done any maintenance in a year and a half. No quals anymore for sure, lol.
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>>30121190
Keep up your run time and the rest is easy depending on what the base does. Most of my time was guard and deployed for army. Almost transferred to ny air guard but annual deployments to Antarctica got that idea vetoed by the wife. Research your unit options and ask if they have slots open (give the office monkeys something to do) oh and air force is nothing to misbehave with they will discipline your ass for all kinds of asinine rules as well as sjw nonsense. So if you are politically incorrect and can't hide it research army more
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>>30121281
do you ever watch the Jets fly and not be amazed by the maneuvers but horrified at all the possible shit that might need to be repaired and serviced when they try to go into the danger zone?
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>>30121248
>since some one fucked up
You've got me there. Group punishment is some serious bullshit.
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>>30121190
Oh and don't knock full time air force. Easiest way for useful job training and better access to post 9/11 gi bill
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>>30119574

> tfw chose to join the air force and currently in DEP
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>>30121311
i dont want to be full time anything mang, being a weekend warrior with the extra bennys and health insurance is good for me
>heard deployments were to east europe
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>>30121214
Worked for a company that maintained a couple warbirds.

Defueling the particular bird (OV-1d) for an aft boost pump change was always fun, because there was always enough fuel to get all fucking over you while you laid in the fuselage getting the fucking thing's seal to break. Brought a change of clothes to work every day, and usually used it on the days where I had to do fuel system work.
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>>30121309
Yeah, it's just about every time I hear them in the air that I go 'wonder why it's still fying'. Shady shit galore, but no one wants to spend four hours on a job when it can be done in fourty-five minutes. Unless it's something like this.

>get call from some SNCO about getting oil, it's apparently urgent
>someone serviced eight C130 engines with preservation oil on two aircraft that were scheduled to fly in an hour
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itt mad pogs

tfw 0311 vet that actually got to do something.

Bu-t I'm a soldier/Muhreen still. At least I have a ski-ll guys.

Why fetishize all those war movies, vidya, and real life bad asses if your not even going to sign up and do the real thing. Just comfy government workers at best.
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>>30121333
Deployments depends entirely on what the unit's role would be. My home state tended to go to Saudi or Germany. My current nearest unit goes to the southern ice wall. Next closest one (out of Drum) goes wherever the fuck the air force needs bodies. Also consider guard vs reserves as a lot of states give education and other benefits the reserves never see
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>>30121382
>mad pogs
>thread started by mad grunt, non grunts are shooting the shit like usual in these threads

Who are you trying to fool here?
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>>30121365
I got one for you

>engine transport trailer has a complete flat tire on the flight line
>shit is basically fucking tipped over and ready to fall over
>Get called out to change the flat tire on it since was given the post of the Trailer specialist
> read over TO
>need to have all the shit secured and chains helping to bear all that weight
>no way in hell thats gonna be done
>also have to go to a shop to borrow a special jack for that much fucking weight
>get all the equipement
>raining hard as fuck because fuck you okinawa
> a bunch of huddled airman surrounding the fucking engine and trailer
>get to work in pouring rain while one of my shopt Sgts stands 10 ft away in full rain gear and under an umbrella
>finally change out tire soaking wet and covered in grease from chaging out bearings on tires as well
>hands are to slick to release pressure on jack slowly and safely so tell the nearest a1c to slowly and easily relive pressure and lower trailer and engine
>stupid fuck turns it to quickly trailer hits the ground hard
>starts wobbling and swaying back and forth for a few moments
>dead silence
>comes to complete stop
>job well done going to go home and drink to try and forget nearly fucking up millions of dollars worth of Gov equipment
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>>30121431
Nope, nope, nope. How does something like that even end up with a flat tire?
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>>30121472
thats the 4k the sturdier version the one that had the flat was the 3000E trailer

Imagine the same engine on this piece of shit and that piece of shit having a complete flat
nobody gives a fuck about trailers they actually made a misfit crackteam to make shit better which we did becuase shit was bad really fucking bad before us
also its military maintenance people fuck up all the the goddamn time

>been nearly killed several times on the job by shit equipment or retarded NCOs
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>>30121395
Reserves in colorado heard going to eastern europe
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>>30121714
Cool just see if the unit keeps a deployment history (most do) and see if they only go there or jump around. If I had reupped I would have had Trinidad, Egypt, and possibly Kenya in addition to Afghanistan and Kyrgyzstan
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>>30121752
Where do i check that out?
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>>30121779
Some units keep a Facebook page (opsec be damned) Wikipedia often has a bunch of info. Family readiness group if the unit has one often has more info of what is going on than the commander (yeah fuck opsec) and if you are of the radical sort may the investigation determine these practices should end as any one can find that info with next to no effort/risk
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>>30121818
Hmm my search hasn't turned up shit other than some gay shit oh well will have to wait and see
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>>30119649
>Not everyone can be a skill-less, unhirable meathead
Yeah you'll be a man. A homeless man
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>>30121925
All else fails just ask the recruiter and sound interested in deploying. Generally they only lie all the damned time re not deploying often
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>>30121974
I did sound intrested in deploying tbqh i got east euro for an answer
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>wearing blue cord unironically
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>>30119574
Are you in 3rd ID?
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>>30119574
Hey Brothers, if the Army is your first job, I have news for you....it sucks worse on the outside. To be frank, the Active duty Army was the best job I ever had.
As some of you may recall I do Reserves these days, but also served in the Guard.
>25P
>11B
>37F
After drill, I just wait for the next drill. My civilian job pays me 80k and I would bail in a heart beat to be Active Duty again (fucking budget cuts).
Think about it. You get paid to hangout with people you might consider family, shoot machine guns (periodically at least for pogs, more often for 11B), and do all kinds of other fun shit....and get paid for it! Then there are all the benefits, the 30days of paid leave, EVER holiday weeked off and you can see the world (even in peace time if you know how to fill out a 4187 or use MAC flights).

on the downside? You give up being able to smoke pot, you have to work outside n the rain or snow, get yelled at by occassonal morons and put the mission first ALWAYS ahead of your family.

...but GOD DAMN I LOVE BEING A SOLDIER
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>>30123435
Fuck you.
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>>30123465
LOL whats the matter, are you one of the retards that signed up, but hates authority? Cant listen to people who have done this longer because YOU know better? Or are you just lazy?
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>>30123435
Go away retention nco
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>>30121316
Ha ha ha you fucking idiot. You have no idea what you got yourself into.
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>>30123487
haha! Because I am a true believer they tried to get me into thay billet....but I turned it down. I smell another war on the horizon.
In any case....I understand the whole "Fuck the Army" mentality, I had ot once....which is why I left Active. Its hard to be motto when you are doing pushupsin Afghani mud because "fuck you thats why" but once you get to be an NCO and learn the system, its a really fun amd rewaeding career. Think of your time as lower enlisted as the tutorial for FF VII kinda gay, but once you get past it the game is a classic.
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>>30123435
Shoo shoo recruiter shill
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>>30123435

We're currently tracking your position in order to shoot death rays from our satellite, so you get anal cancer.

Please stand still.
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>>30119574
The Air Force isn't any better

unless you're a nonner
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>>30123746
>>30123922
What is it you dont like about the military? How will ETSing be better?
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>>30120648
CW2 here, it's not as glorious as you think.
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>>30119574

Because you chugged too much of the kool aid.

Hopefully for the sake of the rest of your life you learned your lesson about buying into indoctrination.
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>>30119649
>not everyone can shoot rifles and march long distances

I was 19k and guess what I was doing in Iraq?
YOUR JOB.

I respect Infantry, but don't act like you're better than everyone else, especially other combat arms branches.
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>>30119649
>thinking manhood is defined by having a 30 cent piece of string attached to your $30 chinese stiched and sown jacket

At least I can live comfortably into my 30ies and 40ies without having too many physical problems. Eat shit, grunt
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>>30124215

This... especially in the peacetime military.

If you joined thirteen years ago you may have been able to make a semi-convincing argument, but now you just sound like you're trying to make yourself feel better about your horrible life choices.
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>>30124309
Keep telling yourself that.
Your blue chord means fucking nothing.
You can take your pathetic espirit de corps and save it for someone who gives a fuck.
>masculinity is defined by a piece of coloured string
Okay, pal
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>>30124106
That's what every pog says.
Go set up outer cordon, while I fuck shit up.
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>>30124425
You know, every other MOS can march and shoot?
Can Infantry do every other MOS? I don't think so.
If you want to do it, the government has to spend a lot of time and money training your dumb ass to do, lets say, chemical? Or human resources? Or finance?
I can tell a cook to throw on a ruck and pick up an M4 and tell him to march 12 miles and then go clear some buildings.
You are not special, dip shit
Your coloured string makes no fucking difference. You are no better than me, my brother, or my father.
What's the saying? Engineers can grunt but grunts can't engineer?
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>>30124350

Did you mean to link me?
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>>30124481
Not faggot OP but I sure as shit hope infantry can shoot better than the chemfags of my CBRN Bn.
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>>30124481
Your comment is irrelevant. You are not of the same savage breed. You did not willingly sign up to close in and destroy the enemy, I did. Gunfire is a hard-on, normal people don't move towards it with excitement. So yeah, I am better, I'm a soulless fucking savage, just like my ancestors were, a thousand years ago.
Save your BS stories for millennial FNGs, and accept the fact that you are just like the rest of normal people.
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>>30124593
9/10 , would get trolled again!
>Savage breed!
Golden material
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>>30121190
Weekend Warrior POG, had to get my you won't be a bum after MOS and do the non-active thing so I can get muh college in.
Before you do that consider finances if you don't go active.
I would of made a lot more money full time since I didn't have much going on before I joined. Thought I was going to be living out of a car when I got back from training.
Just food for thought mission first, that's part of your time. Work if you don't have savings/family/spouse your going to mooch off of is more time, college on top of it you got more than a full work load hope you don't plan on sleeping much.
A lot of the time I end up thinking something like this >>30123435
I can't wait for drill I just want to be a soldier.
or this >>30124593
I'm a fucking savage why didn't I go infantry ?
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>tfw 20
>tfw started filling out paperes for the Marine Corps
>tfw want an infantry contract despite it being peace time and shit
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>>30124593

Not of the same savage breed? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
The only thing infantry is good at is letting the companies that make body bags stay in business.
You are better? Really? Prove to me that you are better just because "I run towards the gunfire"
I can run towards gunfire also, with the same amount of excitement that you claim to have.
Regardless of MOS, once people get into, and then later out of a firefight the mentality is the same.
How fucking stupid can you grunts get?
Your pride is pathetic.
>muh unit history
>muh blue cord
It means fucking nothing, dipshit.
Normal is a subjective word. Everyone's definition is going to be different.
Kill yourself.
While I am at it, Audie Murphy is a hack, his "achievements" on the battlefield were nothing compared to what German or Russian soldiers did on the Eastern Front.
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>>30124807
You are a beta. You don't know what suck is. You don't enjoy the suck. You are not a warrior, just another Indian.
Never said anything about unit history or cord.
Murphy was a piece of shit. Funny how his award is like the biggest POG achievement.
Enjoy being a beta !
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>>30124593

If you were born before 1979 and you were sitting on 4chan on a Tuesday morning then I just have to feel sorry for you.
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>>30121311

Meh, if you have a full ride to college then it'd be pretty stupid to go active enlisted.

Get your degree while doing the reserve if you really want to be in the military then go officer if you still want to play cowadooty imo.
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Where can I join to become a pot smoking cowboy?
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>>30124533
I want to do CBRN, what's it like? Its officers only yeah?
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Why didn't you go airborne or rangers?
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>>30124990
Enlisted or officers.
I was in a Stryker unit that had NBCRVs, but that unit transitioned to a dismounted unit and I went from Stryker recon to dismounted recon.
Its an okay job, a lot of good technical certifications if you decided to stay in.
Attention to detail, and patience for a lot of stupid shit will be your best friends.
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>>30124869
You're right, I didn't enjoy the suck.
The Army is becoming too politicized for my tolerance.
I'm not a beta, and you have no proof of that other than your baseless accusations on an anonymous image board.
Why don't you just fuck off and kill yourself already.
Or, if you like being retarded, join the Marines!
I have more respect for a Marine infantrymen than Army because they can at least do their fucking job right.
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>>30121365
charrfags get out
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>people hating on audie murphy
I guess I shouldn't be surprised
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>>30125053
You and I can agree on your 2nd point.
Are you feeling a little suicidal today ?
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>>30125070
Yes, thanks for asking.
Have a StuG
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>>30125026
I'm getting a criminal justice degree. I want to do it part because I think it's neat as hell and part because it'd be good money as a civilian contractor or some Fed
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>>30125088
Well, if you are going to go CBRN, I would recommend the enlisted side, and stay in long enough to get the HAZMAT awareness, ops, and tech certification. Those are going to help you on the civilian side, especially if you want to work as a firefighter or if you want to work with FEMA or federal hazmat teams. The tech escort school will come in handy too, but the unit I was in had a hard time requesting slots for it.
https://www.army.mil/article/23052/CBRN_Tech_Escort_Course_comes_to_Fort_Leonard_Wood/
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>>30125115
Why not officer? I know generally officers tend not to be able to do all the "cool" stuff is that why?
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>>30125053
>I have more respect for a Marine infantrymen than Army because they can at least do their fucking job right.
What do you think is wrong about the Army infantry? A lot of 11b have taught me some useful stuff and got some cool stories. I mean those two things are more of an individual thing that you can pick up from anyone in any MOS but still.
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>>30125192
More or less.
As an officer you are relegated to a more supervisory roll, if you get lucky and do platoon leader time first.
God help you if you get nothing but staff positions.
The enlisted side requires you to put up with a lot of bullshit going pv1-spc, but as long as you show you are willing to do your part, make an effort in everything you do, and stay squared away you will be fine.
If you take initiative and show you are high speed, you might get lucky and get some good school slots.
Generally, just don't be stupid either way you go and you will be fine. As enlisted though, you will generally do cooler stuff. Drive the big vehicles, shoot the different weapon systems, etc.
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>>30125227
I'm already in ROTC and halfway through my major, at this point I could switch to a law degree and do the JAG corps or I'm kicking around CBRN or if my life goes totally wrong MPs. I'm torn between making money or having a kickass job.
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>>30125288
Whatever floats your boat.
My biggest mistake was I chose an MOS I didn't like.
Choose something that you will enjoy doing, be it officer or enlisted.
As an officer, you get paid more than enlisted.
Pay doesn't discriminate by MOS. An e-4 human resource specialist is going to have the same base pay as an infantryman, artillery gunner, tanker, CBRN soldier or supply clerk.
Note how I said base pay. If you go to say, Germany, you are going to get a little more money than someone serving at Fort Benning, or Irwin because you are overseas. The COLA, BAH, etc are going to be a little more.
My biggest emphasis though is choose a job you will enjoy doing, and you won't wake up every morning and want to jump off the 6th floor of your barracks.
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>>30125227
See this guy gets it.
>ITT guys who mistake a shit unit for a shit Army
You could be a 69Z (Army porn star) and still hate your job if your unit is shit. I have had good units and bad. CO change (Co/Bn/Reg), 1SG's and CSMs retire and the Army moves you around from time to time. So you can wait them out, or transfer to another unit or even a base.
Im telling you guys the Army is fucking awesome if you know how to use all that it has to offer.
>this summer the Army is going to pay me to learn to ride a motorcycle
>the Army is currently paying for my wifes school and our rent
>the Army helped me get my 80k a year job
>I might retire at 40 with a 30k a year retirement (point based)
>New Enlisted Soldiers who do 20years Reserves can retire with $1,000,000 CASH if they take part in the new retirement plan. (so if you enlist now at 18 when you are 38 you will have 1Mil in hand)
>the Army paid me to shoot an M2 till I got bored (took a very long time and I killed many trees)
>I got to wrap Det cord around my old laptop and blow it up (prob wouldve got my peepee slapped if higher knewr that but I did it and they didnt)
>I got a mini vacation in Germany (3day layover)
the list goes on!
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>>30125460
The Army is going to be shit no matter what unit you go to.
You will be dealing with the same shit everywhere, just in varying amounts. Fuck you.
The Army showed me what my tolerance for bullshit was, and I got out before I killed somebody or myself.
Your opinions are trash, and you are another one of the egocentric, self aggrandizing careerist cock suckers that I hated and still hate.
Eat shit.
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>>30124990
74D here. Not hard. Just be patient and diligent. As another anon said, the qual's are fantastic for after service,
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>>30125460
Some people love it, some don't. There are benefits, especially if you use them correctly but don't tell people they're wrong for hating the machine. I can relate to your experiences but after 8 years, I'm burnt out.
>enlist at 20
>turn 21 in wocs
>making more money than my parents
>flying helicopters and partying in Panama City every weekend while my peers are in college
>learn to fly the most advanced helicopter in the world before I'm 22
>buy brand new car
>live in amazing house in gated community with hot tub and awesome deck
>etc
It's all good man, but there's always something else out there.
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>>30124593
>savage breed
>That guy at the BBQ who chimps out and haymakers the guy at the grill over a steak not being cooked to some unspoken form of perfection
>That guy who demands respect without earning it like a civilized human being
>That guy who works himself into a frenzy over a football game
>That guy

Enjoy getting mown down by cops after raping your daughter to death, Private Poopdick.
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>>30125702
If I could le upboat this post, I would.
Well said.
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>>30125557
Judging by your attitude....the Army isnt the problem. Try growing up a bit.
>>30125689
Im jelly of you. Thats the job I want. Took the ASVAB again to bump up my GT score, aced the AFAST and was getting my packet together....then my vision went to shit.
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>>30119649
>being a man means enlisting during peacetime to fight goat farmers and stand on guard in the desert sun
you're a hero
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>>30125288
>Switch to a law degree

You mean switch to a degree that funnels towards law school? But owe the military something for those years of ROTC? Law school is 3 more years of school after your bachelors m8, and it sounds like you might owe the Army something once you finish your bachelors. If you want to JAG it up, you might want to consider that obligation and find a work around.
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>>30125702
>Enjoy getting mown down by cops after raping your daughter to death, Private Poopdick.

Kek
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>>30120648
Every Warrant I talked to said "regular Army BS but I get to fly"
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>>30121316
>have no social skills
>want to continue living life as a fucc boi
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>>30123992
I was in several aviation units as a commo puke. Biggest mistake of my life was not going warrant and flying.

All the warrants did was fly, make sure their bird was ok, bull shit company pt if they had to attend, ride a motorcycle everyday, grow a sweet mustache, tell SNCOs to go fuck off, ignore any officer that wasn't their company or bn commander, and tell PFCs to pull their finger.
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>>30129126
That's cool. What was The Korean War like?
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>>30129126
Yeah, no.

>>30129042
This.
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>>30129176
>>30129042
Warrants don't have to do the menial labor that the enlisted had to do.

Warrants don't have the endless meetings and paperwork of commissioned officers.

Warrants don't have to worry about having to be responsible for, or command, anyone else.


I even had a Captain in Reigment S-3, convert down to a Cw3. Just because he was tired of the bullshit and just wanted to fly.
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>>30129258
Sorry to tell you this but you're ill informed.
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>>30129315
I was in 2 apache units and a blackhawk/chinook unit. I know what I saw.
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>>30119574
This post is close to a Haiku.
>Goddamn Army sucks
>Why the fuck did I enlist?
>Blue cord just brings pain
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>>30129340
Ok bud. As a WOJG you will be given every additional duty under the sun. Being a pilot will be your secondary MOS. sharp, 350-1, and bullshit from division down will run your life. You were on the outside looking in working at the batt level probably. It's much different on the inside.
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>>30129340
>gee bill, 2 apache units?
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>>30129395
first one got deactivated and we were all reassigned to new units created from the pieces.

229th Avn Regiment and the two battalions under her became a 3rd ID battalion and an 82nd Airborne battalion.
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>>30129366
I bet it is at least actual work and not bullshit.

>trucks in the motorpool need to be lined up perfectly, or no on goes home.
>go mow this grass around this barracks that a few of our soldiers live in. Just because it is the one garrison made our bn responsible for. now go mow the grass around the barracks most of our soldiers live in. because you live there. no we won't make the soldiers from other units help mow the grass around the buildings they live at.

>go set up this pointless TOC. that we won't actually use and will have active and secure comms equipment in, in the dark and rain, just because. oh, there is a typhoon coming. now go tear it down and pack it into the trucks. in the dark, rain, and 50 mph winds.

>first sgt is missing. guess we just stand in this formation from 1630 till 2000. no, the meal card soldiers can't go to the DFAC before it closes. if they complain again i'll make them eat MREs in 5 minutes or I'll get angry again.

>terrorists flew airplanes into some buildings in jew york. better use all the soldiers in the barracks for non stop force protection details. while everyone not in the barracks gets normal duty days.

>XO dropped his NVGs in the woods, again. all the enlisted need to search the woods with the LT. everyone else gets to go home.
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>>30129468
So you were in hhc?
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>>30129627
hq, hhc, and then the maintenance company after that bullshit Unit of Action reorganization.

the line companies didn't have commo people, but did have computers and radios. So I was around the pilots and crew chiefs most of my days.
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>>30129623
Sounds like your unit is shit. It is actual work, but that doesn't make it better. It's literally doing half a dozen additional MOSs on top of your own. There were 74Ds in the CBRN course with me, transpo soldiers in UMO with me, armorers in the armored supervisor course with me, etc. and until you're a W3, you'll be searching the woods, standing in formation, going to bullshit pt, etc.
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>>30121316
You poor poor bastard.
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>>30121316
What afsc faggot?
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