Pink Pistols

>>30118130
Commifornian here.

They're a fun bunch and when they use the range, they tip well.

>>30118130
I'm not fem enough to be a member :(>>30118202

>>30118130
Because they're a minority within a minority and get treated by outright hostility by the rest of the bigger minority.

>>30118202
Who in the fuck tips at the range? This shit is getting out of hand. Soon I'm going to have to be tipping the fucking robots at McDonald's after they replace all the McJobbers.

>>30118130
/pol/ has an undue influence on this board. That's why we need the Pink Pistols and even the really weird shit like traps and furries, to keep the /pol/ contingent in check. If a board is already right-leaning (in our case hopefully just for gun rights) and doesn't have a strong culture, /pol/ will try to take over.

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>>30118130
nice are you cute?

>>30118260
We don't ask them to.

They just do it.

>>30118130

I am 100% okay with fags arming themselves for purposes of self-defense. The more people flex the second Amendment, the harder it'll be to repeal it!

...That doesn't make them less of a faggot, though.

OP, I live about an hour outside of Pittsburgh. If you can get a chapter going, I'd be interested in joining. Western PA is pretty gun friendly. Westmoreland county has the highest rate of ccw license holders in the state. Allegheny is kinda urban and shit, but still pretty nice. Be sure to get on the 20 yr waiting list for Allegheny gun club, too.

>>30118288
I'll tell you a little story about two villages, one called kay and the other called Pol. Kay was full of people who loved to talk and shoot guns and Pol was full of people who loved to shit in their bathtubs and roll around in it all day.
Sometimes, people from Pol would go into Kay and try to join in the conversations. But the people from Kay would smell the shit clinging to the filthy Pol-ites' diseased bodies and would reject them. "Fuck off, /pol/tard!" they'd cry. No matter what the hapless Pol-ite did or said, the only response was "Fuck off, /pol/tard!"

And the people of Pol were sad. They brought their problem to the smartest man in all of Pol and asked his advice. He got his biggest bathtub, filled it with the foulest shit he could find and sat in it for a week, stewing. Everyone in Pol grew more and more tense the more he pondered. They knew he was very clever and wise - some folks said he could read without moving his lips, though most were sceptical about talk of such feats - but could he crack this nut?

Finally, the smartest man in all of Pol emerged from his bathtub of shit and announced that he had found a solution. Everyone gathered around to hear his wisdom.

"What we will do," he told them, "is this: Whenever they say 'Fuck off, /pol/tard!' we will-" he paused, furrowing his brows for a moment in intense concentration, as though he had lost grip of his momentous idea. Then he started. "Yes!" he cried. "We will... uh... yes! We'll tell them we aren't from Pol!"

>>30118241
>You don't even need to be a fag, like OP always is, just someone who wants to arm the queers.

>>30118130
They have a great slogan. I might join one if there's a chapter near san anton, and if i ever leave the house besides for work.

>>30118244
>get treated by outright hostility by the rest of the bigger minority
Suck it up, buttercup.

>>30118464
>>30118476
So how much shit did they get?

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>>30118488
>mfw

>>30118487
At that LGBT rally, none. The opposite, in fact. At a previous one (Seattle), they were banned, and the person banning them included a rant about how insensitive they were, so soon after the Charleston shooting. I don't think the person was really LGBTQA, just a left wing asshole who liked being a left wing asshole.

>>30118531
>Left-wing asshole

fewer redundancies, please.

>>30118531
Whoops, had it backwards, Olympia went full libtard on them. Seattle was cool. http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/06/30/heres-what-happened-when-gay-libertarian-open-carry-advocates-strapped-on-their-guns-and-attended-a-seattle-pride-event/

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>>30118531
How do you ban someone from a rally, I mean without going BLM-Minneapolis on them? (Not even counting that they had guns.)

>>30118315
>faggot are more American than the average range goer
Do they clap after?

>>30118531
>LGBTQA

LGBTQABLTBBQWTFLMNOP

Quit fucking adding shit. Q is already covered and A isn't under your jurisdiction.

>>30118572
Adding trannies is what is killing the movement.

>>30118202
>when they use the range, they tip well.
what range do you work at?

There's more gays who are pro-fun than you'd think. We're not all left wing retards.

Source: I'm a fucking faggot.

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>And for one, perfect moment old /k/ returned and there were no autists or /pol/tards. Just the pure, wonderful and universal brotherhood of the gun.
>mfw

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>>30118613
are you cute?

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Straight man here,
I think the pink pistols are fucking fantastic and I'd be heavily involved with them if they had a branch in Australia.

>>30118588
Nah, I understand it.
It makes the acronym easier to pronounce: "legbutt" instead of "lugbuh"

>>30118368
>>30118130
Find them around you:
http://www.pinkpistols.org/find-a-local-chapter/

>>30118647
If you put me in a dress~

>>30118130
which gun would you sugguest for a yestergay post-twank

I am a Pink Pistol in California, in one of the places we can actually get carry licenses. It is glorious. I go to the gay bars wearing my Pink Pistols shirt and get all kinds of questions from curious people. They like us at the range, too.

We meet every month, and four times a year we have gun cleaning parties. It's fun.

>>30118487
None, because they have fucking guns.

>>30118130
>Why aren't you involved in the Pink Pistols?

Because I'm not a homosexual.

I think it's fine that they're doing this, though. The more armed people, the better.

>>30119784

>gun cleaning parties

Do you also actually clean the guns?

Didn't the pink pistols sue DC and make it shall-issue?

>>30119784
>four times a year we have gun cleaning parties
that's GOTTA be innuendo

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>>30119965
yes

>>30119989
bore snakes

>>30120004
why are you in every gay thread

are you that desperate for a hookup

>>30120011
I'd bang sa/k/uya.

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>>30118267
/pol/ HAS been here since day one.
You have not
Get out reddit.

>>30119784
Man, I'm a queer. That does sound fun. Any chapters in portland, or corvallis?

>>30120056
Actually after reading a bit about them I'm less interested.

>>30118329
814 bro here

>>30120095
Why?

>>30118282
you're not

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>>30119784
>gun cleaning parties

>>30119948
you don't have to be gay to join, they welcome people of all orientations.

>>30120055
>/pol/ has been on a board WAY older than itself, even including /new/

Jesus Christ, you newfags are fucking retarded.

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>>30118288

All men are created equal, motherfucker.

>>30119784
>We meet every month, and four times a year we have gun cleaning parties. It's fun.
Dude, I would be SO into that. I ain't even gay.

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>>30120321
fukkin rekt

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>>30120480

You will never meet up at a gun cleaning party with a QT 3.14 feminine trap who has a Norinco MAK-90 ChiCom Ak-47 that they bought post sunset of the Clinton assault weapons ban dirt cheap.

Why even live?

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>>30120011
im just hounding for that qt oper8r boi pussy

>>30120045
lewd

>>30120321
i wish though

Ok gay thread does anyone know of a pair of panties I can wear that I can tuck a loaded glock 19 into the waistband of and still move around? Just panties here. Basically they need to be able to hold 2 pounds of weight.

>>30119959
>>30119989
>>30120381
Nope, we just scrub the carbon off of our firearms.

I got a mad crush on one guy though.

>>30120279
I just have a different ideological background.

>>30120937
Idk, my gfs panties generally holds my two pounds of weight if you know what im saying.

>>30118130
>Why aren't you involved in the Pink Pistols?

Because I'm not gay

>ou don't even need to be a fag

Yeah but being a hetero member of pink pistols would be like being a single man in a prenatal class

They are citizens of the United States of America. So they should - of course - have the same right to keep & bear. Anything else would be un-american.

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Because i don't revolve my existence around my lust for the boi butt.

i also think pink is a fucking faggot color.

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>>30121515
This. I support them, but won't join because I feel like I'd be out of place.
>They are citizens of the United States of America. So they should - of course - have the same right to keep & bear. Anything else would be un-american.
God bless America

>>30119012
What if I put you on 2 dresses?

>>30121986
Now we're talking.

>>30118130
I shoot with del-val group. good times.
its been a while though. sure do miss those guys.