I just found this old bat. How should I pimp it out?

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A light sanding and lots of BLO

>>30109057
Put it up your butt

Hit up your local woodworker and have the barrel fluted.

Large bolts in the end you beat cunts with
Paint it babykiller black
Maybe add rails

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Light sanding, at least 3 applications of hand rubbed BLO. It'll make the blood wash right off.

>>30109081
>>30109091
>Not letting the blood soak in then putting a sealer over it for a nice patina

Refinish it. The wood looks awful.

>>30109127
Except that's just dirt and neglect. Poor thing...

Sand it, put a light stain and polyurethane it. Ad a quad rail system with a flashlight, laser, grip(for tonfa use) and bayonet on each side. Rap the saw off the handle and put a pistol grip on it. Flute the end and put a suppressor on it.

Dill a moderate sized pilot hole in the business end like i dont know, maybe 7/8 to 1 3/8 in diameter with the bat standing straight up (imagine your trying to drill a hole straight down from the top to the bottom) then get a heavy ass steel lag bolt from your local freight store and drill that bastard into the pilot hole. It adds weight and momentum to the swing and if you want to, shorten it so it has a light balance point for optimum speed

sand it then plasti dip it a wacky color

I would personally put flame decals on it

>>30109057
Tape a picture of Don Henley to it.

Put some bat grip on it. Drive a bunch of nails through it. Hit a bunch of home (defense) runs

>>30109328
might not be bad, weighingthe end down
but really do
>>30109136
>>30109091
>>30109081

>>30109057
Sand with 400 grit pad
Dark ebony stain
Flat polyurethane clear
Black fabric tape around grip

>>30109057

Tapco. Tapco all the fuck over it.

Cerakote it

>>30109081
>>30109091
>BLO

Because it BLOws
BLO doesn't keep water out for shit

>>30109255
>>30109888
>polyurethane

trash

You cuckolds don't even wood refinishing

>>30109057
Eyelet bolt through the top and 6 inches from the first bolt
Wrap a chain around the bat

>>30109918
I like how this autist shits on other people's suggestions while offering nothing. Truly a magical place.

>>30109057
Wrap the hitting end in either barbed wire or concertina wire.

protip: get a leather face mask and a white tube sock. it helps.

>>30109943
permalyn or other water based sealer, twatwaffle

if dubs you paint it like the the US Flag

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>>30110001
>missed quads by 1

Oh god this is good

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>>30110001
D'ohohohoho

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>>30110001
A for effort