Tell me /k/, what's your dream engagement like?

>>30064504
I live

I've had drunk/crazies bang on the door of my studio apartment (front door in spitting distance of my bed) while trying the knob, screaming for "help"

My eyes bugged out of my head, I got tunnel vision, and my legs wouldn't stop shaking.
I never want to be in a fight for my life. But if I have to be, I want to win it

>>30064504
Not really a dream, but I have bad dreams of having to put someone down and it becomes a national story, ruining my life in the process

>>30064504
A blind deaf and dumb paraplegic assaults me

>>30066786
>t. George Zimmerman, 2012

Basically Limansk from Clear Sky.

>>30066976
>ruining my life in the process
I wouldn't say it ruined his life. Darren Wilson's life, however, was ruined by a similar thing.

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>>30066759

>>30066759
>>30067210
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>>30064504
>having another shitty day at work
>boss is still a total bitch
>it looks like the project isn't gonna be finished on time
>gonna have to work on Saturday again
>he texts me that he can't make it to date night
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>get home and all the lights are off
>smell my favorite scented candles
>he's there, just finished cooking dinner
>sushi, my favorite
>after dinner, Netflix and chill
>I use my last tissue watching the Notebook
>he says he'll get more from the bathroom
>from the bathroom he says
>"Sarah, this last year and a half has been the best of my life"
>"I know I haven't been around enough lately but that's because I've been preparing for this night"
>he comes back from the bathroom with his hand behind his back and I know
>as he pulls the sawn off 1100 up and fires I've already flipped over the couch to retrieve my P99s from under the side table
>I knew the Russians were watching us and would stop at nothing to keep us from finishing the satellite missile defense system
>I never thought they'd be this close
>as he stops to reload, his previous shots stopped by the armor plates in the couch, I ready myself, crying as a stand and fire
>I tell myself Ryan wasn't real
>just a trick to distract me from my work
>the man trying to kill me is just a Russian spy
>an enemy
>but I keep remembering that night in Boston
>the night he said he loved me
>as I look at his lifeless body I don't see an assassin
>I see Ryan
>the love of my life

I wasn't sure what you meant by engagement but they're both the same.

>>30067398
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>>30066759
you're waifu a _ _ _ _

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>>30067473

>>30067473
literally what

>>30064504
IT WAS A FIREFIGHT

I keep having dreams of doing botched armored car jobs and then shooting it out with the police.

>>30066786
>I have a hero complex similar to Cartman in that episode of South Park

>>30067558
I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!

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>>30067473

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>>30064504
>Chad Thundercock walks up to a lady and slaps her ass
>I shall defend your honour, m'lady
>she blushes at my valiance
>i vape aggressively at Chad, challenging him to a duel
>In one swift move I tip my fedora and throw my trenchcoat aside
>psshhh, nothing personnel Chad *strokes throatbeard with studded, fingerless gloves*
>my katana slides out of its sheath like an uncut penis being drawn back, except that penis was folded 1,000,000 times by superior japanese craftmanship to make the ultimate penis of war that can cut through a whole pack of water bottles in one swing)
>i wipe the grease and sweat off my brow (right below my naruto headband xD)
>loosen my dragontooth necklace and crucifix chain for maximum mobility
>i draw my 1911 (pic related)
>it's in .45 like the navy seals use, it's like 50 caliber for handguns and it has a 9 round clip
>i can see the fear in his eyes as i take a step towards him
>he trembles
>it's probably from my tactical natural body armor (i have big bones)
>stop it mom i'm trying to talk to my friends on 9gag right now, i'll eat the tendies later
>the lovely dame smirks, obviously she knows how badly i'm about to n0sc0pe Chad with gentlemanly chivalry
>y-you t-too
>the store has mostly cleared out but some of the employees and customers have formed a ring around us
cont?

>>30064504
I dream of getting engaged to a female. A human female. A white heterosexual human female.

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>>30064504
some ind of true crime investigative noir style thing that leads to a shootout. Im roped into investigating some serial killer or rapist or whatever whos got friends willing to kill me

Or I go full on mob war against sex traffickers or an organized pedo ring and kill them hitman stlye.
If im fighting an enemy soldier part of me would feel regret (unless its like a nazi or ISIS or something) because theyre just doing their job or maybe even forced into it. Killing a war criminal or sexual predator would make me feel a little better. Og I guess hunting down ISIS leader after we kill them off like nazis in Post ww2 could be added to the list

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>>30064504
stopping a mass shooter, psychopath, or some kid of mass murderer in a place like NYC or LA. Preferably saving somebody famous, just so I can get my face on the news for stopping a bad guy with a gun and saving the day in a liberal utopia where that just cant happen

>>30067702
Go ahead and fuckin continue.

>>30064504
in my dream engagements all guns have 3000 ton trigger pulls except for revolvers.

It was going the same as usual 3000 ton trigger pull, slow motion shit, then all of a sudden i pull it into single action and its literally FFWD like on a vcr and a pop a guy in the skull.

Guess im not confident in my semi auto training and im in love with my cousin or something consciously but am confident in my snub skills.

Shooting 5 black people after being punched and backing up 2 blocks
And not killing any of them

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Simple. Pic very related.

>>30064504
Urban combat, fighting house-to-house against enemies, kind of like Stalingrad but without the Russian winter.

>>30069116
you mean to tell me
i can fuck the rabbit?

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>>30064504
Gunning down kebabs on a rooftop.

>tfw i am pashtun kebab

thousands of norks parachuting from the sky. i grew up playing war in this neighborhood. i know it like i know your mothers vagina.

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>>30066759
>>30067473
>>30068231
Smart ass
>>30067558
>>30067664
Bonus points
>>30067685
Mfw
>>30067702
Shut your whore mouth
>>30069162
Noice!
>>30069233
You're technically our man on the inside.

>>30064504
Roll out of a route 66 dinner near a rail road overpass.

Throw stun grenade.

Fan the hammer on my revolver on one road hog, reload, then head shot his four other buddies that walk in the door.


..."look like it's high noon"...

>>30069590
>You're technically our man on the inside.
haha, im actaully debating on enlisting after i get my degree and go op40. Then on the other hand, the whole ranger brothership with a brown guy (actually pretty white) doesnt seem like it would jive well.