These guys have been tasked to kill you, they are using live

>>30045356
>are within 30 miles of your current location.
How close exactly? I can disappear quite easily given 10 minutes prep time.

>>30045356
Challenge these cunts to a game of freckles.

Beat them at their own game.

>>30045356
I'd just go downtown and mill about the Federal Building until they started shooting. Then they would have the FBI,Sheriff and Police fighting them in urban area lol

Hide in the ghetto.

>>30045356
I go hide in the nearest dumpster after I tell my family that I am stealing a car and driving south. Fuck that shit.

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I drive to the nearest Army post and check into the hospital.

>>30045383
But can you beat them at Battery Acid Challenge?
Or King of the Gas Chamber?

>>30045409
I never once lost a game of gay chicken so thats my trump card.

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>>30045356
>These guys have been tasked to kill you, they are using live rounds
Christ i hope so, it'd take for fucking ever to kill me with blanks.
>and are within 30 miles
I can be gone in 5 minutes, 3 if i shove my boots into my truck instead of putting them on.
>What weapon do you hse to defend yourself?
Pic related
>How long do you live for?
The real question is, how long do THEY live for.

>>30045409
Any. Fucking. Game.

cheeky cunts i'll show them wot.

>>30045356
Get in my car and drive away? This is a retarded scenario

Do they have a magic tracking device to find me? I could literally walk away and they would never find me otherwise

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I have an armored truck, pistol, and partner with a pistol on I90.

>we mad max nao

I'm currently in an underground mine. God help them.

It just so happens I have immediate access to a rocket car. They will never catch me.

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>>30045356

time to drive

>>30045613
Idiot. Don't you think they know everything about you already? Now you just showed them your plan. Cya kiddo.

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>>30045356
Bring it on! You guys choose the time and place.

>>30045356
30 miles is like 50 km away. They seem to be in a personnel carrier so that will take about 30 mins to arrive if they were going 100 km/h. In 30 mins, I can get on a train and then arrive at an airport and leave the state. No point in trying to fight 26 heavily armed trained soldiers.

>>30045649

It's all part of my plan.

:)

>>30045356
Tell them that I am a muslim.

>>30045976

You really think Royal Marines give a shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKxCZxPmvN8

Shuffle off this mortal coil you cunt!

>>30045516
Don't underestimate how much brit soldiers love tunnels.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnels_of_Gibraltar

>>30045356
>be in a plane over the atlantic.

I guess....I live for the remainder of my natural life, and my weapon is the ocean in which they would likely drown.

But seriously, fuck you for using these chaps for your shitty thread. Pip pip.

>>30045356
Blow up the tarmac when they land, kill any survivors of the wreckage.

If they parachute down, black cloud shot and watch them fall to their deaths.

Fuck you, this was stupid.

>>30046885
But anon they're already 30 miles to you. And that is a truck not a fucking plane you idiot.

>>30045356
Whatre they traveling in? I can outrun any military vehicle short of air vehicles.

>>30045356
>Stationed on Ft Knox
>Worried about 26 Commandos
Yeah, not an issue

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>>30045356
let's see how they like being shot at by one of these

>>30046980
I would be. Your only weapon this time of year is cadets armed with blanks and a semi-basic understanding of infantry doctrine.

Go to Detroit

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>>30047158
to be in a gun truck in the NAM!

>>30045356
>about 20 minutes exactly from Ft. Sam Houston. Hopefully they'll let me in if I tell them I'm being chased by the Teal Berets

>>30045356
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
and leave in my own armored transport.
bye.

Drive to NAB Little Creek and explain to them that the U.K is sending 30 Royal Marines to kill U.S Citizens. Also hope I don't get laughed out of the state or hope for some stateside Navy Seal action.

>>30045356
>30 miles
Shit depending of the time of day that gives me two hours.

Do I have to make it a stand up fight?
If I kick a neighbor out will the cops show up first?

Shit gimme two hours prep time and I'll snatch every motherfucker birthday. Sure I'll probably end up going down but I'll damn sure take them all with me. And probably the surrounding city block.

>Little tip. Nobody like walking into hell.

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>>30045356
>they are using live rounds
Shit, I thought they'd try to kill me with blanks!

also
>teamkilling
Why would they be after me? Is this some part of Army 2020 I didn't read about? Not only does the army get smaller, but the job of making it smaller is outsourced to the RN and this is what they came up? Rude

>>30047312
Hi, this is Karen from the Capita support team, under the Army2020 initiative, some elements of the army are being downsized in order to ensure operational effectiveness going forward

We've noticed that you have so far been unwilling to co-operate with the troop withdrawal action team dispatched to your area, and want to assure you that the presence of roving killteams of coked up marines outside the cookhouse is nothing to be concerned about

Thank you for your time


PS. You can expect your AGAI by nlt 1900 Friday, shortly after weapons cleaning

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>>30046002
wow this is the shittiest vid ive seen in a while when do they actually shoot him? is it even on camera? so retarded.

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>>30047243
>Little Creek
How do you avoid being depressed at what a shithole it is?

>>30046921
IED the road then. Then me and a few friends pepper the truck with buckshot and 54r until we know they're dead.

Happy?

>>30045613

Fellow kc bro here.

...hunting you down. Can't believe you posted a map of your escape plan.

Id grab my Bug out bag and KSG jump in my geo tracker and beat it for the deep woods and hid in one of the abandoned gold mines around where I live catch the fuckers in a bottle neck and light them up with 23/4 in slugs and 00buck as they come down the shaft collect there shit and sell it to the local sub humans down in the bay area so I Can afford a new motorcycle and carry peace

>>30045445
>2 minutes to put boots on
What are you? In Kindergarten?

>>30047704

Are you referring to the fact that it will literally smell like poopoo on the way there?

>>30050391

They're assault boots. He keeps them in a boot safe. Do you not?

>>30045672
So you get yourself caught. What's the next step in your master plan?

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>>30050391
they take a while to lace up, and you can't run so fast in them

>>30050503
>you can run so fast in them
Male detected. Get gud

>>30050519
>Male
obviously, but I have a fairly feminine penis.