1911

meh.

>>30040509
> almost 15 rounds

Wat

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>>30040556
14 and half

>>30040564
Nice draw

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>>30040629
Sensei Seagal is a master pistol shooter IRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn4d-UqPVN4

Idn't dat amazin?

>>30040509
Seems to know about guns as much as an average /k/-poster

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> yfw this nigger actually paid the Dalai Lama to declare him a reincarnated saint of buddhism

>>30040509
Haven't watched yet but does his collection evolve into the newer tastes or the based tastes of the 80s and early 90s? Imagine its all colts.

>>30040735
So autisticly specialized into a single area?
I could see him only knowing about 1911s

A man should have his passions. He could do worse.

>>30040772
He also loves to steal every motherfucker birthday when he isnt collecting (mass).

>>30040742
The Dalai Lama is a no-country having blowhard. That spooky exotic voodoo won't be worth a damn in a globalized world. Even Hollywood retards will eventually recognize the every religious figure everywhere is full of the exact same bullshit.

>>30040887
>Fedora: The post.

>>30040950
Except that he is right, Christianity is filled with morals and lessons. Buddhism is filled with empty nonsense that makes idiots think they can become 'enlightened' with meaningless proverbs.

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Careful what you guys say

>>30040744

he's got at least one STI

>>30041043
You think he got his STI from one of those Russian mail order maids/hookers he kept at his mansion?

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>>30040509
>Chief Sheriff
>Multicam
>Longslide 45
>Camo AR-15
>Groin protector

If this isnt badass then i dont know what is?

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>>30040755
He also specialized into Aikido, QCQ and other deadly stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYpOIQUVT7U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUbB-kg6P4

>>30040990
>Fedora: The Post pt 2 eclectic boogaloo

I feel so bad for him. Every time I see him now I get that, "grandpa it's time to go to bed" feeling.

>>30041316
>tie queer do
>relevent

>>30040509
is this from one of his movies?

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>>30041489
Yes. Seagal literally takes his 1911 collection to movies sets and shows it to everyone.

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God he is a fat bloated incoherent husk of what he used to be (a shitty actor).

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>>30041489
has to be one of these

I think Steven Seagal is a faggot, but 1911s are pretty cool.

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>>30042621
>under siege in HD-DVD

My brother was a total HD-DVD fanboy during the format war. One christmas, during a time when it was pretty much certain that bluray had won, someone gifted him the HD-DVD peripheral for the xbox360.

He was all excited but I had to bite my tongue so i wouldn't shit all over his dreams. Good memory 6/10 would nostalgia again.

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>>30042628

>>30040990
lmao you've probably never read a single passage from any buddhist text.

>>30043691

Is that the one that holds almost 15 rounds?

>>30043725
>almost 15 rounds

cool so it holds like 14 and a half?

>>30043789

Fourteen .45acp and one 9mm.

>>30040650
Holy shit he's not completely terrible. Surprising.

>>30040887
Here's your fifty cents. God job, Chang.

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IS

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THIS

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/k/ APPROVED?

>>30041037
As a baldman how do I bring up the subject of hair replacement with him without him arresting me? It looks good. NO MR SEAGALL I MEAN IT PLEASE STOP IT HURTS

>>30044484
ask him does he use GLH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8

>>30044400

Why is he wearing two watches?

>>30044516
he learned that in CIA

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>>30044516
he's russian

>>30044513
That's fucking cool, do they actually still sell that? Dudes in wigs use to be fashionable. These days it's sort of like I'd only wear it if I was going to yank it off and told someone to hold my hat cause shit bout to get real.

>>30044429
>>30044439
that hand switch is an extremely stupid idea when dealing with blind corners.

>>30044585
Do you really think you know more about this than Steven Seagal, who is an actual Deputy Sheriff in Louisiana and Arizona? A man who has been instrumentally important in dozens of armed raids?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYAWgbsOX1k

>>30044561
>These days it's sort of like I'd only wear it if I was going to yank it off and told someone to hold my hat cause shit bout to get real.
kek

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>>30040650
>.45 thump dubbed over .22

Looking at his modern build now i think he would play a really good mafia goomba.

You guys think he could pull off the accent?

>>30042279
I've seen more autistic things on /k/

>>30044797
>You guys think he could pull off the accent?

Absolutely not.

>>30044516
Clearly ambidextrous, dipshit

>>30041110
Kek

>>30043826
How many 5.7 is that?

>>30045234

2x spam cans

>>30044484
Ask him if he knows Bosley

>>30044516
One is to let him know what time to eat, the other keeps track of when he needs his insulin.
They both let keep track of the date so he knows which motherfucker birthday to snatch.

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>>30044623
truly a great hero and freedom fighter

>>30040887
Agreed. Globalism and science will eventually push this archaic bullshit away.
>>30040950
>cant handle a line of thinking past your norm. calls it fedora. Is a fucking idiot.

Lol at Frank Mir showing interest

>>30040887
>>30046720
>browsing /k/
>globalism is a good thing
what? do you want no one to have guns?

>>30040650
He's wearing a fucking spa towel around his neck. Lol wtf