ITT improvised weapons.

>>30029398
what are you gonna do with that
smack a spider

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>>30029400
you can sting your opponents hand and make them drop their knife or gun

>>30029400
if it's rolled really tight it becomes pretty hard, and if you use it to 'stab' and not swat, it can be really useful - think of it as someone 'stabbing' you with dull end of a stick. It won't break the skin, but it will hurt as hell.

alternatively this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millwall_brick similar concept, different execution

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>>30029398

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>>30029478
What does that do, clothesline them?

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>>30029492
We all know a good hit will leave them out to dry.

>>30029518
Goddammit Carlos, back to Cuba you go.

I'm pretty sure the metallic bars from lifting weights can be used as a weapon too. My only question is, how durable is it?

>>30029398
I would not use marco simoncelli as a weapon, as bat shit as he was

good night, sweet prince

>>30029400
>has never watched any of the Bourne movies

You can really fuck some shit up with a rolled up mag or newspaper.

>>30029398
The Dogbane! He possesses the fabled weapon of the caninetrainers!

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Image dumping.
I'll start with one I wish I had.

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>>30030099
Check'd.

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>>30029735
Did you just watch Ex Machina? This happens near the end, I was wondering how viable it really is.

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>>30030116
Decent film. Not him and I only have dumb bells but surely if the bar can take that weight it would be able to come out on top after smacking someone

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>>30030129
That's all I feel like doing for now.

>>30030129
I actually really want one. SMLE pistol...

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>>30030136
Or... just get an Obrez?
It makes a big fireball.

>>30029735
A good bar would be a very formidable weapon. They are quite heavy.

>>30029405
Okay Matt Damon.

>>30030140
Pretty much the same thing when it comes to function

>>30029398
https://youtu.be/MsUmP1PGBGE

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How about this cane shotgun