How do we weaponize it?

>Grab back, smash face.

Done

>>30023408
Put a spiky dildo on it.

>>30023408
Don't want no trabble

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>>30023408

>thumbtack

>>30023408
Smash it over someones head.

>>30023460
^
This, Also for global destruction, you need a ladder and some rope.

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Break chair, obtain chair leg.

Proceed to beat the everliving shit out of everyone.

>>30023408
>replace legs with rockets, have enemy sit underneath concrete ceiling.

>sharpen all the edges.

>make it out of tungsten, and drop on target from orbit.

>put it on top of trapdoor, lure enemy into a false sense of security.

>use info wars to plant local culture with anti chair propaganda. hide chair in targets belongings

>make entirely from fiberglass

>put chair in super cooled chamber, then replace targets chair with super cooled chair

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a weapon to surpass metal gear