Pissing off the noguns

File: Screenshot_2016-05-21-01-57-08.png (2MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2560x1440px

> dad is retired 18D
> wasn't anti gun, but my Panamanian mother was uncomfortable around them 20 years ago
> didn't even want a gun in the house when my dads friend asked to store an M1 Garand at our house
> fast forward to 2016
> basically half Mexican mom is extremely pro gun
> has fiery passion for trump
> bought a trump shirt
> 17 guns and counting
> anti gun neighbors
> wait nevermind, live in Texas
> have seen neighbor loading shotgun into his truck
> 1 or 2 houses per block have the meme-tastic "this house is protected by the 2nd amendment"
> neighborhood kids wanted me to record them doing jumps on their ATV yesterday
> pic related

Life is good in freedomland.

>son comes out and yells about the noise
>delicate bitch-made ears can't handle American freedom. Friggin faggot
>finish loading mag, point out the parts of the gun, show him how to shoulder the rifle, safeties, all that jazz
>I don't need a lesser man to show me how to shoot
>father slaps him, kid starts to cry
>friggin 16 year old crying. That's right, you bitch. Cry
If you can't tell, I don't like the guy
>load fresh mag into rifle, bolt still open
>give it to him and tell him to push the bolt release
>he does that. Jumps a little because of the noise
>here. Put these on.
>give him electronic ear protection
>immediately muzzle sweeps his father, finger on the trigger
>I push barrel down range and pull his finger out of the trigger guard.
>again, rule number one. Keep the barrel pointed down range at all times and don't keep your finger on the trigger
>whatever. I don't need you to tell me what to do
>you almost shot your father, but hey, what do I know?
>he shoots at target, jumps when gun is shot
>did I hit it?
>no, but you were close.
>I bet you couldn't hit it
>grab rifle from him, put shotgun shell on top of target, walk back to table 50 yards away, and hit the shell with no problem
>you missed! I knew you couldn't hit it!
>look at him like he just crawled out of an abortion bucket
>shoot a rapid string of 5 shots into center of target
>hand rifle back to him
>he shoots. Misses again
>he shoots again. I tell him to stop
>he's jerking the trigger like it's his boyfriend's cock.
>tell him to squeeze the trigger, don't pull it
>he listens and shoots again. Perfect shot
>he looks at me with a glimmer of pride, his father congratulating him in Britbong. Sorry, but I speak Washingtongue.
Continuing

File: 1374671411887.png (50KB, 503x392px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 503x392px

>>30023422
>I speak Washingtongue.

>>30023448
Oh God, I laughed way too hard at that. This will be my new response to anyone being Britain level of retarded, just use Washingtonge

>kid says he's done shooting. He says he doesn't need to make the "Stupid American" look bad
>still have a good bit of rounds left in mag, hand gun to father in law
>he shoots half, gets a phone call from work and has to leave.
>my freedom is back
>finish off the other 150 rounds I brought to our outdoor range
>pack up and go inside
>Eurokid is sitting there like the little bitch he is.
>he's eating toast
>put gun on table, go get cleaning kit and oil
>put it on table, do habitual cycling of the bolt to make for darn sure that it's empty
>scares the shit out of Eurokid
>start cleaning it, he's slightly interested
>ask him if he wants to know about what each part does
>sure
I thought he was coming around at this point.
>split gun, he looks at me like I'm a wizard.
>pull out BCG and charging handle
>break down BCG, point out gas key, firing pin, extractor, all that jazz
>cleaning my AR.
>scrub a dubbing the Russian gunpowder out of the gun. Damn Wolf rounds are dirty, but cheap. Just like a real Russian hooker
>cleaning gun, explaining how it works
>push in pin to get to buffer and buffer spring
>makes another noise
>Eurokid grabs butter knife Icepick COD style
>look at him and laugh.
>what are you gonna do? Spread me on toast?
>puts it down embarrassed
>reassemble everything, put it back into gun.
>spray a little extra gun oil into star chamber and onto BCG
>rack slide to spread oil
>Eurokid flips the fuck out and actually stabs me in the leg with a butter knife.
>hurt like a bitch, but he didn't even make it through my jeans.
>look at him speechless, slightly amused, but in pain
>first words out of my mouth: "holy sheepshit, batman. What were you aiming at?"
>jokingly say that I'll have to teach him how to use a knife too.
>waddle away, call his dad and tell him that Eurokid stabbed me in the leg.
>he asks if I'm ok.
>"Yeah, it was your son who stabbed me, not a normal person."
>he laughs. Laughs even harder when I mentioned it was a butter knife
Continuing

File: tumblr_mgwee3553o1qcyeudo2_500.gif (789KB, 500x200px) Image search: [Google]

789KB, 500x200px

>>30023591

>father gets home, I hear ungodly amounts of Britishspeak
>"you bloody stabbed him with a butter knife! What were you bloody thinking?!"
>"he scared me!"
>"you only thought you were scared"
>silently kekking like a retarded seal
>Eurokid is forced to cut all 88 acres of grass. He is also punished from all electronics.
>50 acres of our land is woods
>38 is pasture land. Eurokid has to cut the grass in the woods. It's also summer, so he's being bitten by every insect.
>I take advantage of this and replace his bug spray with sugar water
>now bees are attracted to him too
>I get him to cut my food plot for deer hunting first.
>he freaks out when he sees 4 foot of grass
>I start to feel bad and I help him
>it took the whole summer to cut all 88 acres. We were using push mowers
>Eurokid still thinks he owes me for helping him.
>Eurokid still thinks I'm ok with him
>Eurokid is a fag
And that, my dear /k/ommandos, is how I was stabbed in the leg with a butter knife.

>>30023683

if there were a venn diagram depicting your story and believable stories there would be no overlap between the two

File: idi_na_hui.jpg (61KB, 400x429px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 400x429px

>>30023683
10/10 it was fucking funny man

>>30023704

In general, the average British male teenager is a god damned pussy and holds a certain disdain and arrogance for Americans.

File: 1458558734930.png (1MB, 707x1000px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 707x1000px

I didn't do it personally, but there is this guy who walks around Seattle with an SKS on his back during May day with all the commie fucktards bitching at him saying his gun is racist.

Their butt hurt was Godly.

here is the video.

https://youtu.be/Y8M347Ivi_I

>>30023298
>me, 22 y/o
>been dating this German girl for a few years
>She is definitely interested in guns and likes them, but her parents HATE them and so she has some inherent fear/anxiousness about it
>We're both poo college kids so at the time I hadn't taken her out shooting yet
>We both visit my parents and spend the night at their house
>I arrive before my girlfriend does, start playing with Zastava M70a (Tokarev copy) my dad got for me a few days prior for my bday
>super tired from driving, fall asleep in my bed with the Zastava somehere in the sheets
>wake up to pee, see girlfriend's toiletries in my bathroom but no booty
>go to guest room, she's asleep
>apparently she crawled into my bed, felt something hard and jagged
>fishes around and pulls out a brand new gun
>gets scared and sleeps in guest bedroom

And that was the night I inadvertently chose a gun over my girlfriend, and exhibited just how much americans love their guns

>>30023591
Please do not make this a daily thing, its fucking terrible.

>>30023822
That's a great story.
>>30023782
I have met several British teens and none have hated Americans more than that fucker. I honestly don't know what it was. Maybe the queen took notes on Hitler's Youth and started something.

>>30023822
Do the right thing and show her how your guns work and take her shooting (With a small caliber first, so she can get used to it).
Protip: Treat her nice and son't cheat on her and you are settled with a wife and kids for lifetime.
Source? I'm german.


Ultraprotip? Once she gets used to guns, teach her father and mother about guns/take them shooting.

>>30023683
Can we have a more believable story next time?

>>30023885
Oh don't worry, she dumped me like 2 years ago lol

>live in a nogunz country
>I like guns, I've read a lot about them but never even held one
>travel to the US for business
>my parents and family told me to not be close to guns or in any way piss off any American because "they shoot each other for no real reason all the time"
>decide to go to the range
>its full
>have to wait 2 hours for a lane
>have to hear all the noguns talking stupid shit
>shoot AR-15, 9mm and a revolver
>show pictures to family
>my mother is mad to this day
>my father asked me "how I was allowed to shoot an assault rifle?"
>I reply one word
>freedoms

>>30024032
Did you enjoy your taste of freedom?

>>30024032
That's Bullshit but I believe it

File: 1406989154507.jpg (39KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 640x480px

>>30023298
>be in high school
>participating in German exchange program
>We get to 'pick' our students out of a cadre, to maximize the chances of getting someone you'll get along well with
>Pick the manliest, most German looking one of the bunch
>Didn't want one of the effeminate cucked ones
>Thankfully, my student is proud to be German, excited to try and join the KSK (back when conscription was a thing)
>Wishes he could own guns
>We're Texans and own plenty of guns, so we wanted to surprise him by taking him to the range
>After much convincing on his part to his actual parents, he gets the go-ahead
>Take him to an indoor range (only one in the area at the time)
>Let him try the Walther P22, works up to a Kimber .45
>Now for the REAL surprise
>I was only 17 at the time, but my dad had 'gifted' me a K98k and a franken-Luger. Still my favorite guns
>after Nico finishes with the Kimber, we bust out the Luger
>We were really interested to see if he would be apprehensive because of the Nazi pedigree of the weapon, or if his inner-Deutscher would awaken and start executing Jews
>Hand him the Luger, he racks the toggle almost instinctively
>He somehow gets through a whole mag without a jam (The only mag I had was some shitty repro)
>Turns around and has the biggest god damned smile on his face
>Hand him the K98k, flip it off safety and let him blast away
>Thanks us profusely for letting him use our guns, as shooting in such a relaxed and comfortable environment is essentially impossible in Germany

It felt good giving a German a glimmer of pride back. Shooting the guns of his people. He literally told us when we first met him, "I hope that you don't think of me as a Nazi". Poor guy.

On the other hand, that faggot didn't do shit for me when I went to Germany except play CoD zombies, and his parents wouldn't let me leave except for official school functions, but it still felt cool to facilitate a German's introduction to his own weapons

>>30023298
>be me, working like a dog at a security job
>I have a yellow jacket on
>its literally the same one my local PD uses, but with SECURITY on the back
>sitting on my car, reading the /ARG/ thread
>almost time for me to walk around again
>I can hear a healed woman coming up behind me
>there's a bar next to my site, so I calmly stand up straight hoping to get laid that night
>the foot steps stop
>can hear heavy breathing from behind me
>think "aww shit, I dont want to have to deal with 912, they're always jerks to me"
>turn around
>the woman is halfway bent over in a short skirt with her hand on her chest, breathing like a fucking whale
>looking at me horrified
>begins screaming
>put my phone in my pocket and raise hands up to try and calm her
>she starts screaming that I have a gun
>"HHEEELLLPPP HE'S GOTTA GUHN"
>"HEELLPPPPP"
>some guys run out of the bar
>stand next to me and just look at her screaming and flailing around
>I try to calmly tell her to calm down, and to tell me what's wrong
>she point at me and yells
>HE HAS A GUN, HE WAS POINTING IT AT ME"
>I'm an unarmed officer, I clearly don't have a gun
>"BUT YOU RAISED IT AT ME"
>the guys look at me like I'm retarded
>decide to call my supervisor
>pull out phone
>one of the guys jumps at me
>scoot away and push him into the building
>I apparently pushed to hard because he knocked himself out, or he was way too drunk
>the other guy pulls out a knife
>ohfuckyes.jpeg
>have a fuck huge flashlight, 1000lumens and everything
>turn in strobe light and blind him
>I lunge forward and hit him over the head
>he stumbles back and runs off
>turn around just in time to see red and blues
>fuck
>turn off flash light and slowly put my flashlight down
>they already are drawn on me
>she's screaming that I attacked her and that I had a gun
>I know these guys, I deal with them almost every night, thanks to kids breaking in to climb the construction crane

File: 1463791138380.gif (18KB, 520x523px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 520x523px

>live in the south
>if you haven't killed something bigger than you by 12, you're considered a poofta
>drive to one of the nearest "Cities" from where i live with some friends for Christmas shopping
>stop into some knick knack shop with friends
>other than the older wooden stuff like Nut cracker soldiers and russian dolls, it's filled to the brim with leftist shittery
>racks of bumper stickers like "meat is murder" "Republican't" "Coexist"
>shitloads of penis shaped toys and other shit these weirdos seem fascinated with
>dude at the counter is like a caricature, jet black dyed hair, more metal on his face than in my ammo locker. pants that look like it came from his little sisters closet.
>He clearly doesn't like any of us judging by the stares.
>to be fair, we're not a group that looks like Ivy league grads. we were a group of 18-20 somethings in pants that fit, flannel, real tree and mossy oak jackets and boots.
>buy some silly dildo glasses to put in my brothers stocking.
>we're not autistic so we don't start any trouble in his store
>leave
>laugh about it
>go pawnshop hopping and buy another Italian Colt Navy they had for cheap.
>go home

>>30024216
>live in Central Texas
>haven't killed anything bigger than a chihuahua

t. poofter

>>30024199
please tell me you hit the woman with the flashlight

>>30023822
>We're both poo college kids
So you go to school in India, or you're majoring in Indian Studies?

>>30024199
>912
Lol, 911 is what I meant. Anyways, cont.

>they detain me and search me
>find nothing
>she's screaming her head off around the corner
>the other cop comes around the corner
>she's following him, screaming like a bitch on crack
>probably was
>explain tot hem what happened
>they help the one guy up
>put him in the back of their car
>she's in their faces, screaming and her hands are all up in their faces
>she strikes on of the cops
>he picks her up and body slams her onto the hood of the cop car
>she's out cold instantly
>cuff her and throw her in the other car
>about 4-5 cops have shows up by now
>pull me out of the one I was in
>uncuff me and let me go back to work
>look at her through the window
>she's screaming at me and kicking the window
>they end up tazing her in the boobs
>it was hilarious to watch
>all said and done
>ask if I want to press charges
>yes, of course I do
>she's charged with Assault on an officer, assault on me, prostitution, and possession of a controlled substance
>kek whole hardely at the no-gun shit head getting her shit pushed in and then getting charges against her
>all in all, it was a good day

>>30024216
>more metal on his face than in my ammo locker.
The kube is displeased.

>>30024272
>>all in all, it was a good day

How is that a good day?

What the fuck is wrong with black people.

>>30023815
>polymer stock on an SKS
deserved it

>>30023298

>wifes son has to teach him to shoot

England ladies and gentleman.

>>30024366
Ant day is a good day for a nigga as long as it doesn't involve an AK

>>30024366
First off, I'm not black.

Secondly, that bitch got what was coming to her. I feel kind of bad because she was clearly drunk, but at the same time, she's probably 10 times as annoying sober.

File: dfd.png (309KB, 680x707px) Image search: [Google]

309KB, 680x707px

>>30024555

>>30023298
>>30023298
dont you mean stepfather rather than father in law

>>30024555
I was taught to shoot by the Army and Navy, in the Army Cadet Force and Sea Cadets. Then I went shooting with my friends Dad a couple of times. Need to get into a club nearby and start the process to get my own guns.

>>30024263
kek

>>30023815
My fear is that we are becoming a country similar to eurofags

>be me, finally move to not NYC with wife
>print application for FPID for Nueva Jersey, but forget it on the printer
>wife sees it and goes apeshit - born and raised new yorker, all guns are bad, etc.
>finally settle her down, and take her to an introductory class at range
>she actually likes the AR - makes her feel "powerful"... uhh... OK, 1st gun is AR
>she doesn't like handguns b/c they are too small (I have no idea, but I live with this woman, so I obide)
>buy AK - "good"
>buy 12ga - "good"
>buy 10/22 - "good"
>buy SKS "good"
>buy G3 "too heavy - you shoot this one, i'll keep the AR"
>build another AR "good"

and that's the story of how I turned my noguns wife into hasguns.

she actually made jewelry from some 5.56 brass that she shot, and wears it.

i'm OK with this.

>>30027079
Beautiful story anon. I carry the first 5.56 case my former noguns fiancee ever shot around as a good luck charm

>>30027079
>>30027761
>OFF TOPIC

>>30023397
Are boots super common in texas?

>>30024087
Yes but a lot of shit tier people at the gun range.

The worse was a guy I swear was a /k/ommando.

Fat, early 20's, 6'3", probably like 240 pounds guy with cargo pants and a black stained shirt, literally and figuratively a neckbeard in front of me. He gets the lane next to me, has an AR heavily customized, he kept rapid shooting it, so annoying being in an indoor shooting range and the guy next to you rapid shoots something.

>>30027823
Now that I think of 240 is probably an understatement, 270-280 is probably closer. He had visibly big tits.

>>30027761
I carry a pocketful of rusted, spent steel shell casings ranging from 9mm to 7.62x54R.
The idea is to throw them in the target's face and run away during the confusion.

>>30024108
thats possibly one of the saddest stories ive ever read on /k/ kammeraden....

>>30027843
wtf....

just use pocket sand.

>>30027823
>guy next to you rapid shoots something.
This
I don't like to sound like a FUDD but I just went to an indoor range for the first time last week, and the whole experience fucking sucked.
>Cramped
>Hot
>Ass clown next to me has a AR pistol rapid firing at a target 5 yards downrange
>Other guy next to me is a bonnafide Jerry Miculek with a M&P tricked out to the max running what I can only assume are pavement ape removal drills.
>My eyeballs are literally shaking in their sockets
>Run about 200 rounds of Tula thru the LCP, and a few mags out of my Sig 320 for good measure.
>Get shit groups because I can't even keep my eyes focused with the reverberations from my neighbors

I was there to let my in law try out my LCP, as he was getting his CHL. I'm just going to stick to outdoor ranges and my backyard, why the hell would anyone pay $20 an hour or $500 a year for the privilege of being stuffed into a cramped, dimly lit, and stuffy box. They even had a fucking TIMER counting down because you have to reserve and pre-pay for your lane. You don't just show up, write down your In time, and pay on your way out. You get a tap on the shoulder when your time is up, and if you want to shoot more, back in the line you go.
Fuck that noise, outdoor range master race.

>>30027813
Depends on where you are in Texas

>>30023683
Thanks man, my pupper died today and this story cheered me up a bit.

>>30027823
yea, well, that's just the nature of the beast. But there's really nothing else in life than experience a mini explosion a few inches from your face, hurling a projectile and gases and air pressure just hitting you all over your body. I bet you also remember the fireworks/gunpowder smell in that range.

>>30023397
Tell them to wear a helmet at least.

Safety on those is no joke.

>>30028037
well, if you ever find yourself shooting in a building, you can bet your ass it'll be worse since your residential rooms are going to be smaller than a shooting range and you'll probably not have any earpro on.

>>30028037
At least the one I went to wasn't hot, didn't have a timer or any of that prepaid crap.

I imagine that it'd be fine at a less busy hour or if people didn't behave like animals... I still enjoyed it though.

>>30028150
I do, and I still remember the face of the fatty and the stains on his shirt, huge ones.

>>30028037
Indoor ranges suck.

>>30023815
Do they think the gun is going to jump off his back and start shooting redguards left and right?

If you don't shoot on your own land, I feel sorry for you son.

>>30024742
nah, fuck people who can't handle themselves when they are drunk or high.
First few times, sure, whatever, you gotta know yourself. But when you know you turn into a complete monster to everyone around you when you drink, fuck you and you deserve everything that comes to you.

>>30023397
>That image
They look like big time queers but hey its Texas.

>>30023704
As a brit this is highly believable

>>30023422
>rapidly departing the realm of the believable

>>30024272
You forgot the part where you and the cops became range buddies

>get GF
>antigun leftist
>take her shooting after much reassurance
>she loves it even after she scope-eyes herself and bruises her shoulder
>still antigun a year later
>says she's scared of my bedside gun (g26)
>bitches don't know about the mossberg 500 inna closet
>wants me to get rid of my guns
fuck

>>30028538
well, there are things she won't change and things you won't change. Accept and move on. If she can't accept it, she isn't trying in the relationship.

>>30024555
Taught myself in england. Owning air rifles in my teenage years, gaining interest in shooting then joining a local range. Don't tar us all with the same stick man if someone is fucked up enough to hate a type of sport, economic nessicity, ecological nessicity and in harsh times survival then fuck those wankers; i want nothing to do with them.

File: LEL.jpg (387KB, 1369x1086px) Image search: [Google]

387KB, 1369x1086px

>>30023422
>Washingtongue.
>>30023448
>This pic
>>30023683
>>I take advantage of this and replace his bug spray with sugar water

Holy fuck a one-two-three punch on my fucking ribcage

>>30028037

Indoor ranges blow, but even inside I wasn't bothered by my friends magdumping...

>>30028037
Man, I get magdumping, but range policies can be autistic as hell too. My range will actually bitch at me for double taps.

>>30028037
>pavement ape
kek

gotta remember that one.

File: oi.png (694KB, 528x1239px) Image search: [Google]

694KB, 528x1239px

>>30023591

>>30024366
>What the fuck is wrong with black people.

That wasn't a black person, anon. That was a nigger. This is a black person trying to reason with niggers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67RL_rmfqF8

File: 1443854687743.jpg (126KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 750x750px

>>30023815
if he didn't have a shitty polymer stock on it I would have enjoyed it way more

>commies chewing out a comrade with an OG commiegat
>commies not supporting a well-armed proletariat
my, how the mighty have fallen.

>>30028997
good save the queen

>>30028538
Just dump her. Simple. There are a lot of pro gun girls out there that will sick your dick and share your interests.

>>30028538
my girlfriend is the same way. she tried to get me to get rid of my nemo tango2. literally costed more than my car. the house we live in is mine in all ways. i told her this "if you do not like my guns, that's fine, you don't have to, but they are a permanent fixture in this household, you would go before the guns would". that lead to a big argument, but it settled down. 3 years later we're still together and she doesn't hate guns quite as much anymore.

>>30029315
Why do women always have stong opinions on the shit they know the least about.

Also women = all liberals

File: 1458457324427.jpg (10KB, 243x249px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 243x249px

>be me, live rurally, friday night at about midnight
>sleeping in spare room cause guests need king size
>dog door big enough that someone slim could fit through
>almost asleep
>flap comes up
>don’t hear the swing it makes when closes
>hear very slow movements trying to get in
>after a min I pop up quickly to have a look
>some guys head comes back out of dog door
>vividly hear him say oh shit
>turn light on and find nearest ‘weapon’
>hacksaw
>running around property looking for guy
We have a long driveway with large trees on each side and its always dark no matter what time of day
>hear footsteps down dark part
>too scared
>go back inside get keys
>drive around neighbourhood looking for him or a car
>see tail lights in distance that i couldnt catch up to
>give up and go home
>mfw i hear any sort of noise that night
I rang the cops, all they could say is they’ll have a car patrol the area. fuck i wish my country had guns.

>>30023815

Damn, "out of respect" lower the volume of your voice and take that shit off your face when you speak to people.

File: CTF.jpg (29KB, 419x651px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 419x651px

>>30023298
>>30023422
>>30023591
>>30023683
tales from broken families.
you'll probably turn out gay anyway so you won't spread your seed so that's atleast one good thing about it.

>>30023298
>Pissing off the noguns
or
>How to make the majority of voters more passionate about banning guns.

Here's an idea, how about being a leader instead, in a general sense, not even firearms related. Just be a decent person who is into guns also.

>>30023298
Not really pissing of noguns

>be me, german living in denmark, aged around 13-14
> only "gun" i ever shot was a BB-gun at a karneval
> get into praktikum in the Danish army
> get a G3 the second last day
> instructed in safety, and dissassembling
> the hight of the day was shooting, sadly only 8 rounds low powder ammunition
> then dissassembling
> now 20, still want a gun
> is to expensive to get a license for a hunting rifle as student
> mfw i want this german beauty back
> mfw europoor and normalpoor

>>30028538
>GF some sort of hippie
>kind of afraid of guns
>I carry every day
>after talking, she agrees she should carry, too.
>gets her LTCF
>sees a Tannerite video from last range trip where a plastic 55 gallon drum is ripped apart and launched vertically off-camera
>decides she should call off work next time
>be inna back yard (woods with a backstop)
>shoots my .22 Stevens 86D
>shoots my .22lr GSG 1911
>shoots my Taurus PT-92
>buys a S&W M&P 9
>mag dumps that and hollers the most redneck "WOOO!" I've ever heard
>next step is AKs and /diy/ Tannerite

>>30023591
Gah- I hate it when people say, "Star chamber"... It is the barrel extension and/or barrel extension locking lugs.
"Star chamber" was taught to me by military tards who didn't know shit about guns and had it taught to them... I fucking hate that term.

Yes. I am autistic. I am declaring "star chamber" more annoying than "clips" used as a substitute for "magazines".

TL;DR- REEEEEEEEEEE!

>>30023815
I didn't realize this was a cringe thread

>>30028138
I'm sorry to hear that. Glad my shitty story could cheer you up a little though.

>>30023533
I did the same kek

>>30023683
Sounds like bullshit

File: MediocreFryman.png (121KB, 1130x900px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 1130x900px

>>30023815
I'm jealous of his gear, if any of us are going to pro-2nd Amendment protests do we go all out or do we just wear slings and normal clothes?

>>30023815
That crowd is one rope away from a lynching.
For peacefuly exercising a right.
Fascism starts with a sense of moral superiority after that anything is justified because you know better than your victims.
They are doing everything but raise a new flag.
I miss the country I was born in.

>>30023981
Super bummer man

>>30023683
The kid is the most believable character I've ever read on /k/.

>>30028037

My wife and I almost got shot at an indoor range.

>Grow up in CT, used to outdoor sportsmans club range
>Private club, usuallt have whole range to self
>Move down to SC a few years back
>Only ranges are indoors, except for ultra-shitty DNR range
>Go to indoor range with wife
>People next to us are certifiably retarded
>Skinny girl fires an LCP and muzzle sweeps everyone as she turns back
>Time to leave
>Pull my wife out of her shooting area and hear "BANG!"
>Dumb skinny girl next to us blasted a 380 into my wife's stall
>Probably would have hit her hand had I not pulled her
>Girl is still muzzle sweeping everyone
>Leave range and tell employees that dumbfuckery is going on in there

I hate indoor ranges

>Take 44mag and 50africaneliminator to range
>Specifically request to be on the unpopulated side out of consideration
>Range guys gladly do this for me
>Set up, some dude goes to the stall next to me
>Aww shit, oh well, he'll learn
>He starts popping off his 9mm
>BOOOOOM
>"WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!"
>He is visibly pissed when I blast the 50
>"There are 20 other open stalls and you chose this one... It says reserved on the door."

Pissed of the family of Antigun if that counts

>wound up talking with qt aussie girl on /soc/ about a year ago
>at first she's got the standard 'straya attitude
>why do you need that, designed for murder, ect
>point out how magazine capacity limits haven't reduced crime rate
>point out that all rifles, much less "assault rifles" make up less than 1/3 of 1% of all deaths in the US
>slowly converting her
>ask her if the bikies in the outback give two shots about the government's laws
>that one hits a nerve
>fast forward to now, wants to taste the magic of American freedom. Guns, barbecue, ect
>frequently rants about refugees ruining Europe and hates dirty abbos
>her family does not approve

File: Freaky_Fred.png (565KB, 640x427px) Image search: [Google]

565KB, 640x427px

>>30030868

>>30030694
>"There are 20 other open stalls and you chose this one... It says reserved on the door."

Did you top or bottom for him? He probably saw you were taking a wide stance and correctly deduced that you're a tremendous faggot who puts his ass up for all the downlow niggas

>>30030868
Noice, m8

>>30028538
>fuck

Fuck? Just dump her ass, as others have already said. If you haven't converted her by now, you're unlikely to.

Fundamental differences in philosophies the right to bear arms, which usually also means differences in opinion in the right to self defense, is one of the biggest ways of tearing apart a relationship. Right after money trouble and sex problems.

Plenty of fish in the sea.

>>30029121
a protocol for being shot in the face? what in the fuck is this nigger smoking because i want some. it must be some good shit to make you this stupid

>>30028997
That pig in the right corner is defiling Saint Haligan's Holy bar. Fucking britbongs

>>30024272
stuff like this is why I'm glad my phone is gold/white.

I would hope it's not mistaken for a gun if I take it out.

>>30029714
If you bothered to read, this thread is chock full of stories about people teaching no-guns to shoot.

>>30023298

teach as many noguns to shoot as you can anon, make it enjoyable for them. It's the only way to get people to vote against our anti-gun laws

>>30025091
Fuck off with that carl shit. It wasn't funny then, and it isn't funny now.
>>30027079
Similar case here. Although mine likes handguns because they are small, but she prefers to shoot rifles.
Hopefully, I can help guide her to the path of heavy firepower. (Recently got to shoot a few 50's and 338's, would love one of each)

>live next to rich antiguns
>every time I leave the apartment with guns I wear my ATF hat
>never a peep
Feels Goodman.

>>30023397
That's a good shot, anon. What kamera and lens are you using?

File: in-ck31-02.jpg (36KB, 453x453px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 453x453px

>>30024199
>>30024272

Can someone explain to me why in this day and age people can't tell a slim rectangle from a fucking handgun?

I had some mistaken identity shit like this happen the other night.

>Work inna warehouse with modern inventory scanner system
>Have holster for scanner, permanently attatched to a utility belt (pic related exactly)
>Accidentally cut the belt one day, so I bring it home to fix cuz lol no spares
>live with granmaw because reasons
>She sees my scanner belt on the floor
>"Did you take your gun to the mall with you?"
>I went to the mall a fucking week ago
>My gun, while too big to C&C, is not blocky enough to fill this holster
>Those two simple facts are not obvious to grandma who should be fully aware of both by now.
>This is too much stupid for me to handle and I sperg
>"How the FUCK would I carry a gun in that blocky fucking thing? I could carry a fucking brick in it, do you really think a gun would stay in there? Do you really think 'Concealed Carry Permit' means I can have this fuckhuge assembly around my waist in the fucking mall?"
>She doesn't understand why I'm mad

I get it. I lost my cool, but I put up with stupid shit from her constantly. I can't fucking take it anymore.

>>30035202
Thats like expecting a busrider to know the difference between a drill and a cordless impact

>>30035232

>There are people who don't know this

I need to just go be a hermit. I can't deal with people anymore.

>>30030879
>Naughty

>>30033327
MY DOGGO DIN DU NUFFIN

>>30033327

Uh...

I have a Border Patrol hat in my closet.. maybe I should copy you.

>>30023815
wannabe what? I don't speak nignog fluently

>>30028538
First its the guns, then its the cars, then its the garage, and when you think you can keep a quiet harmless hobby like fine scale modeling she will strip that of you as well.

>>30035202
Fucking animal, talking to your grandmother like that. You take money out of her purse when she isn't looking or do you just slap her until she gives you some? Faggot.

>>30036111
>Fucking animal, talking to your grandmother like that.

My grandmother is the most insufferable bitch I know, and this sentiment is shared by many other family members.

>>30025149
A lot of people get the two confused.

In some languages, "stepfather" and "father-in-law" share the same word, or are very similarly worded. People who speak English as a second language might make this mistake when translating their story over.

Some people just genuinely have no idea and think that since your mom's second husband is not your biological father, and is only related to you by law, that makes him your father-in-law. This is wrong, of course, but it's an understandable leap in logic, so at least you can follow their train of thought. I actually have a friend who has his stepfather as a Facebook friend, and their relation is listed as "Father-in-law".

>>30024216
i think you walked into a Hot Topic by mistake.

>>30035202
>old person trying to make conversation
>yell at them for no good reason

You must be a hoot at parties.

>>30028368
They look like kids, man. Why are you ripping on kids?

>>30036691
'CAUSE ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS, AND THEY DON'T MUCH LOOK LIKE STEERS TO ME SO THAT KIND OF NARROWS IT DOWN

>>30027823
Love rapid firing my stuff in the only range near me that lets me shoot rifle rounds indoors.

I don't do it with every magazine, but I will take 1 or 2 and just let loose.

Most of the time, the only days I can get to the range are during the week and usually nobody is there.

Although the one time I did it specifically to be a dick. DHS was in there to qualify a pretty hot blond chick and some faggot looking dude, and they were shooting there little pellet guns.

Did a few rapid fires to warm up.

>>30023815
>"What if he comes out?"

Are they implying that the gun is a living thing and is gonna start shooting the nig crowd?

>>30036617
you're right. I forgot to say she had an accusing tone because she does not want me to carry

File: Bongs BTFO.jpg (48KB, 512x309px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 512x309px

>>30023422
>I speak Washingtongue

>>30023683
You should have punched the little fruit cake in the mouth

File: Disappointment.jpg (29KB, 453x604px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 453x604px

>>30023683
>replace his bug spray with sugar water
If this is true, even if that kid is a massive faggot, you are a cruel human being for doing this

>>30028368
They ain't looking much like steers

>>30035202
>current year
>yelling at grandma

>>30037148
>bunch of shit countries are able to gain independence from British rule
>a kind-of-sort-of decent country like Canada still Britain's bitch
>they're cucked by a nation of cucks
>they're essentially double-cucked

>>30027813
Not op but Texan here. The farther west you get the more boots you see, I live right on the border of Arkansas not far away from Louisiana so it's mostly duck dynasty beards. Cowboys aren't uncommon though.

>>30027780
How is it off topic? this is a story thread

>>30024108
>and his parents wouldn't let me leave except for official school functions
Man, that's bullshit. You are visiting europe for the first time and some cucks wont let you go outside for some bullshit reason.

>>30038485
Yeah, those damn Germans have a knack for holding people against their will.

>>30033151
I do that as much as possible, I have yet to have someone not change their opinion after actually shooting

>>30039494
I taught a gun safety class to the Occupy crowd a while back and actually had a pretty good turnout.

>passing guns and snap caps around the circle to practice the 4 rules and checking for empty
>gauge the humor and mentality of the group
>M1895 Nagant revolver is the gun currently going around
>tell them it has probably killed more people than any other handgun in history because of it's length of service in the revolution, purges, wars, etc.
>stereotypical-looking hipster girl (glasses, scarf, whole nine yards) is holding the seven shot grip trainer
>her eyes get wide
>her jaw drops
>I'm worried she's going to drop it and break the floor tiles with pre-Soviet steel
>instead:
>"THAT IS SO COOL!!!"

There was a lot of interest from people who missed the class, so teaching gun safety and marksmanship to hippies and leftists has become one of my favorite hobbies.

>>30023822
Find a pro gun or curious gf

Don't waste time on the antis, they'll only teach your kids wrong

>>30025091
Nice >>>/pol/ meme, faggot.

>>30033151
Too bad they've figured that out now. They're making it illegal in CA to let someone shoot your guns like that.

>>30023815
>you will never be so autistic to the point that you have a mob of people following you around bullying you and newscameras filming you

Feels bad man.

>>30040158
>implying its /pol/ exclusive

Cuck

>>30023397
Canadianfag here your one lucky man! I hope to one day experience such freedom but I probably will not as communism is fucking imminent.

>>30023815
That triggered me hard. I feel like driving down to Seattle and fucking sort those fucks out. I'm from Vancouver BC and this shit doesn't even happen here from what I'm aware of. Fuck this fucking world we're heading into.

>>30036131
Just so you know OP, I understand. My dad hates his mother because of how she and the other half of his family treated his father as he was dying of Parkinson's. They basically threw him to the side and started pillaging his belongings before he even died. I don't like her either, because when my aunt (literally the only woman in that family who didn't loot her dying fathers house), she led the same half of the family in their push to throw my aunt in a home. Then, I had to sit there in my aunts house as those vultures stole everything she owned while saying how sad they were. She wasn't even dead yet.

So yes, I understand how you could dislike your own family

>>30023298
I generally done tell people I have guns unless someone mutual asks If I've gone to the range lately.

Only had four instances of the friend of friend get vocal about it. It generally goes like this:

>'you have guns? what do you need guns for?'
>oh I go hunting in the fall for food
>'go to the store like a normal human, blablabla' some soft-ass way of shitting on me
usually theres other people hanging around now because someone said 'gun'

>hey I'm heading out this weekend to the range, why don't you two join me? I can show you guys target shooting in a safe manner. The outdoor range is heated too.
>'the *whatever show is on* is new, so I'm not going to miss it.'
>You're not scared of guns are you?
they usually get defensive, one guy said 'im only scared of people with guns'


>So then if you came to the range and held an unloaded rifle, would you be scared of yourself?
>'no, its uhh..its not that..I don't like them'
>so because you don't like them no one else should like them?
>'well no it just some people shouldn't have them/things should be banned'
>you sound really scared. well...whatever... when you get tired of watching commercials, give me a call when you want to have fun. My wife is bringing her girlfriends out to the range this weekend for their first time

Only one of those instances did the guy call. Converted a few noguns to hasguns, last I heard the other three are 'lunatic' level liberals, the kind that every other liberal hates

>>30024555

English here, went to South Africa earlier this year and had a blast in Cape Town, literally, Colt M4, FAL, Couple of shotguns, CZ-75 and glock (hated glock, how do you not shoot yourself in the leg every time you holster it??) got to put a mag through an M16A1 on full auto on my last day, I went 4 days in a row and learned loads of cool shit, turns out I can own all those back at home apart from the m16, but I joined the army instead.

>>30042527
>hated glock, how do you not shoot yourself in the leg every time you holster it??
As someone who also is no fan of Glocks, you take your booger picker off the boom switch.

Also you may need to get with the last 50 years and get a holster with a steel-lined mouth.

>>30033691
Just a Samsung Galaxy S6. That image is actually a still from a video.
Cameras on modern smartphones are pretty underrated.

>>30028424
Nah, brits are fucking communist pussies of epic proportions. Totally plausiable.

>>30042258
>My wife is bringing her girlfriends
Dont know if harem or cuck

>>30045180
your retarded it's literally girl friends, as in friends who are girls.

>>30045656
>retarded

Then dont say its girlfriends, say its "female friends" or just "friends".


I dont know what language you were firt taught but in american "girlfriend" means girlfriend and "boyfriend" means boyfriend

>>30045714
I'm American too, I didn't come up with the phrase and I agree it can lead to confusion, but I have heard that all my life.

>>30045743
>>30045714
"Girlfriend" is a compound word meaning a female significant other. "Girl friend" is two words indicating a female friend. The first guy fucked up.

>>30045180
>>30045714
>>30045816
>then dont say its girlfriends
>but in american "girlfriend" means girlfriend

Yeah, maybe if you're actually autistic or just otherwise an idiot. Pic related, I learned this shit in the 2nd grade but maybe they don't teach the basics of the English language in the cousin-fucking states.

File: context clues.jpg (172KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

172KB, 720x960px

>>30046218
>pic related
>doesn't include pic related in repost because of captcha-related bullshit

Whoops, my bad.

File: 312.png (193KB, 600x504px) Image search: [Google]

193KB, 600x504px

>>30046218
>pic related
>pic related doesn't provide an argument, nether does your post about the differences between "girlfriend" and "girl friend"


pls go be an idiot on some other thread

File: intelligent design.jpg (19KB, 320x323px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 320x323px

>>30046289
>hurr I can't see the argument because I literally do not understand anything that was said
Here, let me help you. The original post had "my wife's girlfriends" which is the disputed phrase. "Context clues" is a phrase that makes use of two different words, "context" and "clues." According to the Cambridge English dictionary they are defined as,
>Context
>the situation within which something exists or happens, and that can help explain it
and
>Clue
>a sign or some information that helps you to find the answer to a problem, question, or mystery

Using the original post and it's use of "girlfriends" we can figure out a few things:

- The anon in question is legally married
- The anon is in a liberal area (i.e. "blue state")
- The wife has friends
- They are good enough friends to go out in public, specifically to the gun range

Still with me? I hope so! So let's look at the following post, the one where the misunderstanding happens:
>Dont know if harem or cuck

Well that's strange, because neither scenario matches up with what we've learned from the first post. Maybe the wife is married to anon but also has girlfriends on the side, but nothing in that post indicated that this is what was actually going on and the subsequent reply indicated that it wasn't the case. Since a lesbian harem isn't even very likely, it's probably safe to assume that "girlfriends" was used in such a way to indicate female friends; even if such usage is a bit dated.

I realize the world is a very hard and confusing place if you're on the spectrum, if you have any other questions about the basics of the English language please let me know.

File: lizard glaring with contempt.png (113KB, 287x277px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 287x277px

>>30045714
>>30046289
Oh and if you're still confused, I typed up >>30046443 just to insult you in a condescending manner because this is gradeschool-tier English basics that are clearly over your head.

You dumb motherfucker.

File: 1462742806758.jpg (32KB, 572x303px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 572x303px

>>30046443
>>30046497
>mfw i have never seen someone try to put so much effort into proving me wrong on something that they are wrong about

I didn't had not even a doubt that the anon that first posted meant that he was talking about his wife's friends, however i was mocking the fact that he wrote: "my wife's girlfriends" instead of "my wife's girl friends"/"my wife's girl-friends"/"my wife's friends"

That's the entire point of my post. To mock him.

Instead, you actually took it seriously, thought i was wrong that i was mocking him because i should not have a doubt about what he said. I dont, but i still wanna mock him because he didn't use the phrase the wya it should be, and because of that, you made a post with rustled jimmies about what scenario is more likely (do you think i really need someone to tell me its unlikely? are you that delusional?) And then you make ANOTHER post just to point out it was an insult (which you had already pointed out) just to make me feel wrong? what?


Are you by any chance autistic?

The only thing that i need to know is how and when could "girlfriend" not be a term that implies someone's future-to-be bride (or cum dump, if you wanna look at it that way)

File: 1460526317063.png (195KB, 368x375px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 368x375px

>>30046218
>>30046231
>>30046289
>>30046443
>>30046497
>>30046576
Well done for ruining the thread, dickwipes

>>30046576
>>mfw i have never seen someone try to put so much effort into proving me wrong on something that they are wrong about
>UR RONG
As >>30045743 said I've heard it all my life so no, you are actually the wrong one here. I pointed that out in detail, but as usual the retarded among us are too slow to process simple things.
>That's the entire point of my post. To mock him.
You got mocked in return for your efforts, good job.

>The only thing that i need to know is how and when could "girlfriend" not be a term that implies someone's future-to-be bride
I explained that. Just figure it out by context, everyone else can do it and so can you. I've already insulted you enough so I'll stop doing that, I think I've gone above and beyond in that regard and I've explained myself enough.

>>30046641
>>30046641
>I've heard it all my life so no, you are actually the wrong one here
Liberal logic in the making i see!

>You got mocked in return for your efforts, good job.
No. YOU got rustled about my 6 words post and rambled about how i am somehow wrong. Congratulations. Your time surely was not wasted!

>I explained that. Just figure it out by context, everyone else can do it and so can you. I've already insulted you enough so I'll stop doing that, I think I've gone above and beyond in that regard and I've explained myself enough.

You didn't insulted me, you just rambled me. And you didn't need to tell me it was about the context since i was already aware that it was the context, just wanted to know if there was another way to word it to make it less confusing, but i see there isn't.


Congratulations! You win this argument! You must feel really proud!

>>30023815
Whiny liberals piss me off too, but honestly what the fuck did he think would happen?

>>30046874
He was probably hoping for
>>30039966

>>30023822

I don't think you are a qualified American until you have accidentally slept with a firearm

File: 516.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

>>30048894
2nd

2nd AMENDMENT

>>30029863

Move to the US, it's cheaper most of the places and especially those that are fun-friendly, plus we could use a Euro cuck to explain to people how shit it is to live on a Continent that doesn't care about it's citizens.

>>30023815
What exactly were they shitting their pants over?

>>30030868

Somewhat related:

My cunt of an ex was super anti gun, super skittish and all around that classic liberal art-school retard when it came to that stuff, also from Chiraq. Eventually I get her warm to it, and even she starts asking to go non-promtped (it was one helluva battle though). Eventually get a video of her mag-dumping my AR, very proud moment (before I realized she was a leaky sack of bitch).

FFW to now, I know her family is EXTREMELY anti-gun, like, she made it a very big point to promise not to go down that road. I never did, but her Family fucking loved/s me, kept telling her "don't fuck this up".

Well, she fucked it up. How do I post this video in a nonchalant way? I know she's going to hear it forever if they see it. I just want to make her life as painful as possible- I'm already well engaged in psychological warfare. Getting her family at some level to have a bone to pick with her would really be icing on the revenge cake.

>>30032251

Honestly its a respect thing. Bitch can't respect you enough to understand and accept that you see the world differently (before we even get to the ignorance aspect) and wants to force *you* to change?

Nigga please

Chew the bitch out for not respecting you, and either win point blank, or lose dyke-beard and get a better GF.

>>30028525
This. Also, how the fuck was she awake and screaming just a few seconds after being knocked out cold by the body slam?

File: Doommania.gif (1MB, 499x310px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 499x310px

>>30048944
>huge box

>>30049094
She dumped you because her family was anti?

>>30049254

No her reasoning was that "she couldn't wait for me"- which is odd because the only thing she wanted to do was for me to move in with her but I literally cannot afford that, she knows this.

So how does she end it? Just flat-out stops talking to me, after months of "no please I want this to work I want you to try" and many times of me telling her to just tell me if she can't do this and we will both walk away happy.

But NOPE.

Good riddance, she was pathetic anyways