I fucking hate tan bastards.

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>>30014415

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Alright boy lets get to work.

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>>30014415

What was the name of that Nintendo 64 game where you flew around the green army man helicopter and you were fighting against tan army men? I remember one mission where there's all these ants attacking a picnic and you have to drop cherry bombs on the ant hills.
There was another where they were taking green army men and dunking them in tan paint and turning them against you.

>>30014518
The series was called "Army Men", though i dont know which specific ones you are referencing.

>>30014518
It was for gamecube.

There was Army Men RTS, then a spin off about helicopters.

>>30014605

Maybe I'm not describing the game well but it was definitely for N64

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>>30014759
The first one is Army Men Air Assault

thats intolerant, sarge

>>30015017
Remove Tanslime.

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>>30014415
>tfw local dollar store stopped carrying plastic army men

Shit sucks, I went looking to get some for my little nephew and was horribly let down. They only had some shitty black ones that tried to look like a modern military.

>>30014518
Those games were fucking great. Fond memories doing 4-way battles between the greys, greens, tans and blues with friends.

>>30015311
why the fuck would you buy dollar store ones when you can get good ones online.

>>30014518

Army Men: Air Combat on N64

Army Men: Air Attack and Army Men: Air Attack 2 on PS1

https://youtu.be/38pj4mWDrsA

>>30014415
I remember when I was 13 I was hired to babysit a 8 year old boy. All he wanted to do was play Army men.

I watched his dads James Bond movies and played ps1 all day and told him to fuck off. They fired me after 3 weeks but paid me for 6.

Moral of the story: don't hire a 13 year old boy to babysit.

>>30019696
why the fuck didnt you play army men with him?

>>30019704
He was autistic as fuck. I tried a couple times.

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>>30014415

Greeniggers will never stop the Tan army. We will rape your Green women and pillage your Green cities.


Submit to the Tan master race

>>30015311
>>30014518
>>30014605
Dude I fucking loved that game.

>>30019859
My son use to wear my ass out with the flamethrower...over and over.
That would make a cool song...maybe.

Blue were spy's

sarges heroes was so fucking fun, the army men series in general holds a special place to me

>>30014415
These were only ever good for melting with a magnifying glass

>>30014518
I could never beat the final boss in that game. Fuck, I'm going on eBay to find it

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>>30019932
>mfw i keep coming to these threads, but am always way too late to contribute

no joke, i played Sarges Heroes 2 all the fucking time when i was a kid.

it was the best goddamn shit ever

then i got Black Hawk Down handmedowned by a neighbor

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Just looked it up, and there's a full playthrough of Sarges Heroes 2 on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsRLd7uh2xo

>>30014415
fuck yea Army Men :Sarge's Heroes was awesome for n64

>>30020527
The level with the spiders scared the shit out of me as a kid.

"I love the smell of burning plastic in the morning"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XkOtPix2O4

>>30019725
>Dat filename
Ten/10 m8

Army Men sarge's war

"War is hell and hell is for heroes"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRzie3djSsE

Colonel Grimm's status is k.i.a according to army men wiki.
What happened?
Did not get the memo.

>>30014605
What the fuck was that rts called?

>>30020948
War is hell

>>30020948

The final Army Men game, Sarge's War. Bravo Company, Grimm, and Vikki were killed by a bombing initiated by a rogue green soldier who had defected to the Tan.

>>30020962

Literally just Army Men: RTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dno3N-yDUwA

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This cover really was horrifying looking back.

>>30021067
Holy fuck that's metal

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>>30021067
>that look on that Tan soldiers face

he's made peace with death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClffzUrRDXk

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>>30021104
Didn't really think about it as a kid, this was the actual cover though. More focused on the poor bastard melting on the floor.

>>30020034
that fucking robot thing pissed me off so bad when I was a kid. I learned how to swear playing that level, but that little cutscene after you blew it up was so sweet

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>>30021651
>Oh look! An art installation. I wonder what the "artist" is trying to say.

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>>30021690
They could be trying to say several things.

Unless that display of dollars is part of it, then its just too obvious.

>>30015311
>tried to look like a modern military.
I bet they didn't even have shitty knees molded into them

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>>30014415
>There was another where they were taking green army men and dunking them in tan paint and turning them against you.
That shit fucked with me when I was a kid, watching the plastic men that I loved like brothers being WOLOLO'd and having to kill them before they killed me

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>>30019720
>He was autistic
>He was
Riiight

>>30019720
I imagine /k/ trying to play army men
>NO, THAT'S NOT WHERE THE TANKS GO, DO LIKE ROMMEL

>>30021121

>pic

One of the first fictional characters I loved to hate.

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>>30023050
kek

>>30015311
>that fucking cover image

Jesus christ that's horrifying.

>>30021651
>all that mismatched gear

Fucking triggered