Is a Good Dog better than a good gun?

Pros of doggo:
1. cuddle
2. licks your penis if you put peanut butter on there
3. loves you
4. removes home intruder
5. is your best friend

Cons of doggo:
1. will die someday

Pros of gun:
1. removes anyone you want removed
2. never dies unless you do something stupid

Cons of gun:
1. doesn't love you

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>>30004778

>Cons of gun:
>1. doesn't love you

>>30004797
>anon realizes his raifu doesn't feel the same way

>>30004713
Better than a good woman desu

Arf

>>30004713

You could fit that entire dog in that garbage can.

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>>30004805

What do your dog and your gun have in common?

The ATF wants both of them.

>>30004886
Is this a common thing?
Like they just take your dog?

Or is the home that they shoot them because that makes more sense.

>>30004778
>licks your penis if you put peanut butter on there
this being /k/ im surprised it isn't #1

>>30007842
Cops shoot your dog

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>>30004713
>Dog can't propel metal projectiles to super sonic velocity.
>Guns can't lick you.

A good gun can kill a dog, but a gun can never be kill.

>>30007842
they shoot your dog.

Problem is that like most cops they don't like chaotic variables that can cause harm and prefer to shoot rather than attempt to restrain the dog (because if they restrain the dog there is the possibility that the owner has a CHANCE to shoot them).

Unfortunately in practice they just shoot the dog so they don't have to deal with and its barking or because they want to scare the shit out of the person they're arresting.

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>>30007867
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my litter in the pupper Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-barka, and I have over 300 confirmed woofs. I am trained in pupper warfare and I’m the top biter in the entire pupper forces.

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Hooooly shit there's a bunch of baby crazy women in this thread...

>>30004713
No. Fuck no. A firearm requires less than a fraction of a percent of the maintenance that a dog needs. It also won't do anything stupid to get you killed. It's not like your rifle will blow you out of a hide sight after barking in its sleep.

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>>30004778
this is like an AK vs AR thread
And my answer remains the same.

Why not both?

>>30007987
bingo, that's my plan for the summer.

m305 + eyeing a rhodie ridgeback pupper at the local spca

>>30004778
Dogs also can be trained to fuck you in the ass and they have the largest ratio of penis size to body weight of any mammal.

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>>30004797

>>30004713
No. Fucking retards.

>>30008630
>largest ratio

wrong, but they are still hung.

What about little kitty cats?

Pro:
1. Cuddle
2. Sleeps on your feet
3. expert pest removal
4. prove to women you can keep something alive

Con:
1. Worthless consumers
2. ruin your favorite things
3. Die
4. Can't get rid of them without being an asshole

I'm stuck with cats and i'm rationalizing it.

>>30007930
You've never been around a well trained dog have you? I've seen duck hunting dogs that will sit still and quiet in a blind for hours. I'd take a well trained dog over a gun any day.

>>30009066
> worthless consumers
> not valuing there ability to remove disese carring rodents

Do you want the plauge? cause that how you get the plauge

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Doggos are pretty awesome.

>>30009087
Lol its spelled "plague", anon.

>>30009114
Nigger I don't give a fuck, I can't even read.

>>30004805
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

>>30009465
>dog detected.

>>30004713

Just get both.

Dilemma solved.

California can't ban doggos.

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>>30004806

>>30009626
Ban assault doge

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>>30009626
They literally aren't allowed to ban guns either, but that shit isn't stopping them.

>>30004713
Can your dog shoot bullets? If no, then you should opt for the good gun.

>>30009626
Don't give them any ideas.

>>30009698
My doggo is the less lethal option.

He can clear a room with doggo BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>30009666
Daily reminder the "Pistol with a foregrip is any other weapon" is bullshit, has been attemptedly enforced once, and was immediately thrown out by the Judge.

>>30009512
That preposterous, dogs don't even have thumbs how could I type?

>>30008630

Wrong, that is actually humans.

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>>30004778
>Will die some day
I miss you Jack

>>30009930
That's exactly what a dog would say

Who said you had to pick one or the other?

Besides, a gun certainly helps if your dog acquires a taste for manflesh and you need to 'ol yeller it ASAP.

>>30009114
I kinda like how he spelled it the other way. Makes it look like some medieval disease that only affects farm animals.

>>30009853
And you only know it was him because he suddenly gets all shifty eyed.

>>30009930
Bribe the cat to lie on the keyboard

>>30004778
>removes home intruder
Typically not true. You need to actively train a guard dog to remove anyone, which makes it generally less safe to have that dog around children, friends, etc. The way most folks socialize their animals, your dog will just bark at an intruder without doing any removal. This is ok, though, because a barking dog is a powerful psychological deterrent to anyone who isn't planning violence in the first place.

Best practice is doggo for early warning, gun to neutralize threat.

>>30009626
http://www.dogsbite.org/legislating-dangerous-dogs-california.php
(not true, by the way)

>>30004713

No

Guns dont poop

Both. My EDC protects me and so does my IPO3 German Shepherd. You can't bring a large dog everywhere. Also your weapons won't protect your home and family while you're absent. It's best to cover all bases and get a pupper to protect the homestead in your absence

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>>30004797

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when i was 14 I had to choose between a double barrel shotgun and a puppy. chose puppy, no regret. He's dead now

>>30009069
Because youre a eurocuck

>>30011283
The AR poops where it feeds

>>30011283

They do, it's lead and brass though.

>>30009066
You forgot
>con 5. walks in litter box with piss and shit and then jumps on surfaces you prepare food on or on you.

>>30007930
Have you had a dog before sir

>>30004713
if my gun stopped working i can get a new one. a doggo will break my heart
>>30009859
what exactly is a handgun with a foregrip considered as? do i need a form or is it outright illegal?

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>>30004797
I think i'm going to kill myself now.

>>30009646
I'd rather have the rifleman just to have a friend.

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>>30004778
>Cons of gun:
>1. doesn't love you
What did you do to the poor thing!? Why would you hurt gun?

>>30009039
>>30010249
Yeah, uh, no, you're wrong. A dog of 100 lbs will typically have a penis of around six inches. Meanwhile, a lot of 130 pound males can only break 5.5

>>30012727
But does that mean they're the most well hung mammal? no.

that belongs to an African elephant. with a 1:4 penor ratio. it's the equivalent of a guy having an 18 inch cock.

>>30007887
This isnt normal autism
This is advanced autism

>>30004713

This is America...in America, we have choices. I chose to have both doggo and gun.

>>30012072
I'd want the rifleman because sometimes you need a man with experience at being up at odd hours of the morning ready and willing to rip into some energy drinks and do something stupid.

>>30004713
Until it bites your kids face off, your neighbors kids face off, or anyone that may be passing by's face off.

They're as much liability as they are security, that and responsibility. they're more difficult to train than a child, keep that in mind and don't get one if you can't dedicate a good amount of time/money to properly training and caring for it. They also are not a replacement for having children as this generation of permachildren seems to think. Having kids pays off, you'll have sons to protect your when you're old. Don't waste all your money on beasts.

>>30013744
Depends on the breed. Most border collies and Labs would rather chew their own legs off than hurt anybody.

>>30013744
>you'll have sons put you in a home when you're old

School teaches these kids to only want to get their inheritance as soon as possible so they can party at a uni for a couple years before they have to grow up.

>>30004778
>>30008630
>>30009039
>>30010249
>>30012727
>>30013398
God dammit, Marines.

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>>30004778
>1. doesn't love you
I thought the silence was reverent admiration

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>>30004713

For defense? Absolutely, a good pupper will alert you to intruders so you have extra time to find your shitty SxS shotgun and tell em to git off yur property. Dogs also make great camping companions because if they smell a bear they'll be sure to let you know.

>>30008630
Actually we have the best ratio of all mammals.

>>30008645
>not now you don't

>>30009646
Does rifleman provide bjs over beers?

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>>30010370

I miss Boone

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>>30011248
FUCKING COMMUNIST!!! EARTHQUAKE WHEN?!!

>>30009646
Could I have an automatic rifleman that calls me "Daddy"?

>>30010370
This guy looks like a good guy.
Also might be"supper"bad

>>30011399
Looks like a bro to me

>>30015259
This looks like a girl who knows how to have a good time

>>30015387
That guy is snoozin

>>30004713
Dog is shit. Gun is better.

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I love you Lola...

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>>30011928

>>30004778
>Cons of gun:
>1. doesn't love you
Citation Needed

>>30011399
Good call nigger.

This is now a pupper thread. Nothing more.

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>>30004778
>His raifu doesn't love him
I'm so sorry anon

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This is Roma. She's hyper aggressive, but she loves me and I love her.

>>30013398
I can't fit that in my ass nor in my house. And we're talking proportionally. Take your oversized Jew rat thing somewhere else.

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>>30004713
A good dog with a gun is better.

But a good dog who is good with a good gun is the best.

>>30013398

>>30020427
>I can't fit that in my ass

I can't figure out why, but I am legitimately surprised that this is your first complaint.

>>30010370
is that a jack russell? I had one but he was killed by coyotes.

got a dog last summer.
love her as much as my girlfriend.
huskymix, really friendly dog, loves to cuddle and play, great with kids.
trained her to warn us silently in case of home intruder and to not be afraid of gunshots.

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>>30011197
McFuckin' kys nerd

>>30020449
Yeah, Jack Russell/Pocket Beagle mix. Jack was killed by coyotes too.

>>30004713
for protection? no

For Life? yes.

If i could only have dogs or guns i would take dogs without hesitation.

>>30020826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqLF6pNYOps

the amount of dog cock discussion in this thread makes me really uncomfortable

How many of you all see elderly ladies walking their dogs around the neighborhood and it's plain that the dogs have zero training or respect for their owner (stancing and charging at bikers/cars, ect...)

Some of these bigger dogs will get a bullet if and when they break free. Fucking woman. It's always a male dog too. Hmmm.

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>>30004778
>Cons of gun:
1. doesn't love you

>Not doggo BAAAAAARRRK