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>>29986753

Id carry around a trained attack crow on my shoulder

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>>29986753

I'd carry around bombs. Truth bombs.

Nothing incapacitates a would-be assailant like the existential dread of realizing their life is meaningless

>>29986753
martial arts

i am a weapon

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Attack dwarf.

>>29986753

As I've said a dozen times.

A fucking suicide vest.

Pipe bombs. I sling one on each hip, like a cowboy. Motherfuckers never see it coming.

>>29987285
>not carrying four to eight pipe bombs pirate style in chest holsters
>not carring a backup in your ass

Get the fuck out newfag

I'll carry a short sword and pretend it's mount and blade

>>29986753
Crow bar.

>>29987323
>2016
>not having your penis surgically replaced with a pipe bomb

Jesus guys, it's like you don't even CARE about her pleasure

Ice picks are sweet.

>>29987379
I'll have you know my woman won't settle for anything less than a mortar shell

Most concealable for "unarmed" combat:

A penny roll covered with electrical tape, put in palm of dominate hand, protects knuckles and adds mass to punch. Easily hidden and easy to get rid of. A bic lighter can work in a pinch but does not add mass

Could also look at steel toe Doc Marten boots, add some additional weight in toe and pad internally. Kick the shit out of someones shin, not very manly but will drop most people.

>>29986753

I would make my own guns and carry them illegally, because fuck that noise

barring that I would just carry around bombs everywhere

>>29986753
A falcon.

>>29987736
Best answer so far.
That or pocket anthrax.

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>>29986753
A short spade shovel; because All Quiet On The Western Front and actual shock troops of WWI couldn't have been too wrong.

Pic related.


>>29987343
Would you renounce your allegiance when King Harlus denies you yet another castle that you won for the greatness of Swadia?

>needs a weapon for self defense

>>29986753
An axe

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I'd just get the meatiest brush guard bumper.

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A hammer.

>>29986753
My pa's rusty axe

>>29988817
>implying I'll be a swadinigger in the first place
Nord masterace. I bet swadifag shields can't even block axes.

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>>29986753

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The classic niggerbeatin stick
The tried and true bludgeon of every mallcop and security officer everywhere in the world

>>29989936
This.

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Zyklon B. Nuff said

>>29986753
I will always have a gun for the rest of my life. I will be dead before I don't.

>>29987379
Blow a load in her

>>29986753
Lock in a sock. It's not the most effective weapon but it is compact and not particularly suspicious. Better than lugging around a giant two handed melee weapon all day.

>>29989765
>Third year of king Yaroglek
>Not riding for the glorious Kingdom of Vaegirs
What the fuck are you doing, anon?

>>29987422
>>29987379
>fucking women
fags

>>29989936

Pretty much just this.

>>29989765
>Nord

Enjoy your slow hoarde of infantry without any cavalry support.

Swadian Knight master race.

>>29990206
>Vaegirs

Kek, they are the slavs of Mount & Blade races.

>>29986753
If you're not banning me from carrying a Tazer, mace and a batton ( Unless that counts as a club ), I'll be taking those, Missxe Triggerasaurus Fattus.

Just when I thought you couldn't get more pathetic 4/k/...

A hoe.

http://rustyandco.com/comic/level2/level-2-3/

>>29990111
>trips
>not 1488
It's like you don't even want to secure a homeland for our people and a future for white children.

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>>29986829
my friend what are you doing? those old model attack dwarves just aren't as energy efficient as the newer Pocket Turks.

>>29989765
>>29990206
>>29990227
>>29990206
>[Current Year] Calradia
>Not raising the perfect army with Swadian Knights and Khergit Archer for Cavalry. Huscarls and Rhodok Sergeants as your infantry with Sarranid Master Archers supporting them.
>Not forming your own faction and ruling all of Calradia through the rights of conquest.
Bunch of Bootlickers ITT.

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>>29986753
I'd use a tea cup

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>>29992086