do dogs have the right to defend themselves from the ATF?

National Lampoon is funny.

You're not.

>>29948571
Yeah but ATF don't care. That's why fuck the police.

>>29948571
The right? It's an animal, it doesn't give a damn about rights.

If some ATF jackoff tries to kill a dog, and the dog manages to knock him down and rip out his throught, then thats that.

That dog was shot and killed

No.

Otherwise, Dog lawyers would have sued already.
Unless of court, the Cat judges refused to hear the cases, they seem like the types to do that.

>>29948591

Too many pitbulls clogging up the system.

>>29948587
The police are alright. Fuck the ATF, DEA, and NSA specifically.

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>>29948612
I don't differentiate between them.

>>29948639
Feds are the enemy, while locals can be pretty chill.

Still, don't expect help from either when you start hearing things go bump in the night.

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>>29948571
The dog better do as it's told.

>>29949068
Now that's just mean.

>>29949173
I think that dog learned a valuable lesson.

>>29949397
he doesn't understand

>>29949424
He literally now understands that hitting switches means punishment.

>>29949173
>>29949451
>dogs don't like playing around in water and think it's punishment
what am I even reading?

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>>29950574
>sudden cold water splash is pleasant

>>29950574
Unless your dog really loves water, not many like to be surprise dunked. same reason some people use spray bottles to train dogs.

>>29948610
HA! I got that! Niggers = pit bulls

>>29950666
>spray bottles to train dogs
That shit works. Trained my sister's dog to keep off the couch in a day when I was taking care for it for her.

>>29948571

More importantly, do dogs have the right to get their dicks sucked? If not, I've been doing this wrong....

>>29949068
"I never asked for this"

>>29950896
They're flexible enough to go to town on themselves. why waste the time to get someone else to do it.

>>29950896
Red rocket boy, red rocket!

>>29950662
>>29950666
If you're not willing to do something to your dog that you'ld be willing to do to your brother, then you're either a shit brother or some fur baby faggot. Just sayin.

>>29950719
Works on kids too. Get them in the ear for best results.