SE/K/RET SANTA THREAD

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what

>>29942228
>brazil
>5 months
must have been all that civil unrest and zika

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>>29942246
HUE

>>29942246
well that was certainly worth waiting 5 months for!

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Well, fuck it, this is good too. i needed the smile this brought me. Merry late cristmas, polish /k/omrade.

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This fucker is living on my fridge now.

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>>29942290
I like how he wrote BRAND NEW for the magnet, like that makes it so much better. We're not talking about some shitty used magnet. No sir! This magnet is BRAND NEW.

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>>29942306
>took it out of the wrapper
>it's not BRAND NEW now

u dun goofed!

Im never hosting this shit again fuck that nope nope nope.

glad you didnt get added to the burn list. (most recent) has 10 confirmed burns including me feels bad.

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>>29942319
10 out of how many?

>>29942332
out of about 80. I believe its like 4 more than last time but last time only had around 40?

>>29942319
haha, chill dude, I'm actually happy I got something in the end. I should have entered in a higher price point, since I sent a shitton ob hue's surplus to Switzerland, but I made my anon very happy, and that's kinda good to me.
But yeah, I'm not entering again either, no more surplus to send.

>>29942339
Damn? Well the solution is clearly to send assholes boxes of dogshit and kiddy porn, their parents open their mail so it could be successful. Seriously though, is there a privacy waver that goes with se/k/ret santa?

>>29942353
No, I have whoever was burned saved on a list and I'll just hand the list over to the next person probably creep. Shit is a nightmare to host. Sounds easy but goddamn when your life is moving and you have to keep this tame? It gets to ya.

>>29942368
Yeah i understand man, fuckin sucks that people can be so shitty. Its a good thing you're not a malicious person cause if it was me they'd have their name posted all over the damn place.

>>29942384
No, people burn each other for all sorts of reasons. The people who burned others didn't even respond so I figured something came up in their lives or they used an alt and just forgot or anything could have happened. The ONLY burner who tried to convince me they didnt burn somebody was my sender who swears up and down he sent me shit when I never got anything. tfw sent 170 dollars of stuff to somebody who never even posted about it

>>29942403
Dang, now we really are touching on incoherent rage.

>>29942420
Don't worry about it, 60 odd people got cool shit they didn't post about. Thats what matters here.

>>29942403
Nigga you spent $170 to send random NEEKs from /k/ gifts?
Anon, that's beautiful.

>>29942448
The year before that I spend 200 and the year before that I spend 100 on one dude and 100 split on others to make sure nobody got burned. .. estimates not exacts. Its not about what you get or what you have or anything its about making other people smile because the world isn't exactly the shithole we all think it is.

>>29942432
Yeah, I sent a giant box full of hue's army surplus to some guy in Switzerland, it got there in 15 days. I believe I made his cristmas, he posted here saying he wasn't expecting so much.
That's the "spirit" of cristmas, make someone happy. I don't feel burned with my magnet, it's something I would never get otherwise.

>>29942306
>>29942290
>Polish fag
>Not sending Auschwitz fridge magnet
>The fuck?

OP I'm glad you finally got it.

>>29942403
>>29942319
Next Christmas I'm probably just going to host the Se/k/ret Santa alone with a $20 category for everyone. And make everyone Christmas cards again like I did 2yrs ago.

>>29942467
What are the rules for se/k/ret santa?

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>>29942468
This one anon was really happy. Thats what matters.

>>29942470
Oh get the fuck out creep. You don't even respond to me in your threads.

>>29942487
Buy the person I gave you something. When you receive your thing post about it.

THATS LITERALLY IT

>>29942502
I witnessed you last time you posted. You know you love me.

Jesus wept. /k/'s turned into fucking grinder for retards.

>>29942572
Iwillalwayslubusenpaibutimangeryouignoreificatedmesomuch

>>29942502
I want in for this year


I promise I won't burn you salty fucks again.

Make the price point 150$ : ]

>>29943170
Again? Fuck no.

Oh shit...
Is an anon from Brazil here who received a package from Germany?

>>29942246
kek

>>29942228
Qual estado?

Porra, it usually takes 2-3 weeks from any stuff to arrive from the US here, and 4 weeks for stuff I purchase in Mundilar, from Portugal, not sure Poland, but that took way too long, specially for a letter, that shouldn't pass through IRS