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HEY GUYS, STEVEN SEAGALL HERE WITH THE NEW STEVEN SEAGALL TEN SHIN WALKIN STICK!
JUST LOOK AT HOW DIS HERE THING FITS IN YA HAND LIKE A REAL WALKIN STICK HEY I'M WALKIN HERE! EVEN DIS HERE WATERMELONS NO MATCH FOR DIS FANCY STICK, POW JUST ONE WACK AND ITS DESTROYED TO BITS!
EVEN DIS HERE BOOT CAN'T STAND UP TO MY STICK, POW! IF YA LOVE WALKIN, AND LOVE STICK FIGHTIN YOU'RE IN LUCK MY FRIENDS, CAUSE SENSEI SEAGALL'S SIGNATURE STICK IS NOW FOR SALE ON DA COLD STEEL WEBSITE!
AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, WHY NOT LOOK AT THOSE OTHER STEVEN SEAGALL WEAPONS THEY SELL OVER DERE TOO, WHAT A DEAL!
YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR MOTHER FUCKER BIRTHDAY TAKEN FROM YAS IF YOU GOT YOUR STEVEN SEAGALL TEN SHIN KUNG FU WALKIN STICK WITH YA, OR MY NAME AIN'T STEVEN SEAGALL, WORLD FAMOUS ACTOR AND PART TIME POLICEMAN, GET ONE TODAY!
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COLD STEEL, ANYTIME ANY WHERE!
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YA BUYIN IT YET?
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steven seagal is cool
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>>29914993
Why did Steve invent a sword breaker and a helmet breaker? I don't get it. What does it have to do with Aikido or self defense or whatever?
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>>29915221
he's the boss
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>>29915221
because he saw a need in the marketplace and he filled it
expert akido masters and businessmen can see opportunity and need a mile away
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>>29914993
When does the punani breaker come out
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>>29915242
I thought sushi was supposed to be good for you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KlyHwnPqns
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>>29915243
Actually I get the catalog and it says they're based off shit he's collected.
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>>29915546
If you eat a fuck ton of it your bound to turn into a sumo wrestler
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Leave it to /k/ to beat a meme dead.
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>>29915640
you're lucky your on the internet, tough boy, and not here next to my ten shin or you'd learn respect for your betters in more ways than one, kid.
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>>29915640
/tv/ already did that.
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>>29916326
i'll do you
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>>29915640
>oh no, our precious memes!
we really should be funding research for more self sustaining memes
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>>29916007
so, what, it's a 5 foot long steel rod?
i would totally carry that
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>>29914993
but is there imagine breaker?
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