>Tfw want to operate but too intelligent to enlist

>>29910981
>too intelligent
Thats what they all say....

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>tfw too intelligent to get a gun license

>>29910981
3/10 because I replied.

>>29910981
I bet you hate them neurotypicals too, eh?

>>29910981
IS THERE GONA BE WAR SOON ANON? Come enlist with me by year end we will fight the hordes.

>>29910981
no you're not you're probably a moron, and a narcisist.
It's not a coincidence that 90% of people think they are above average and it's common for people who think they are not ntelligent to be intelligent and people who think they know it all are less intelligent.
You fight battles with your head so I have a hard time understanding why you think you're too "intelligent" to join, unless you're just a pussy and you're too scared to take risks and your only excuse is to claim you're too smart for it.

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>>29910981
>Tfw I want to be baited but I'm too inteligent for it

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oh look /k/ fell for the bait again

>>29911074

I want to operate, but all the videos I've watched of the unit I'm looking at joining show neanderthals engaging in rough play and walking around naked.

>>29911121
Yeah I wasn't saying most soldiers are smart. I'm saying if you're intelligent it's going to give you an edge when in battle.
The people who don't get shot are intelligent.

Just become a pilot you fucking retard

>hurrrrrr my education is worth so mu-

Shut the fuck up, you don't want to operate. You just want to be able to say that you operate.

Faggot.

>>29911156
>>29911121
Also basically if you think going to war might be fun (mildly sociopathic?) it doesn't matter whether you're intelligent or not. I don't see the correlation between being intelligent and not wanting to join, it's about balls and not intelligence (It's not like the neanderthals don't know they are at risk of PTSD if that's what you're thinking)

>>29911160
>you don't want to operate. You just want to be able to say that you operate.

Probably right, I just want to do 4 years, get a few unit tattoos, then talk about it for the rest of my life.

>>29911167

I was just meaning I wouldn't be able to relate or get in with others if I'm more interested in practising my German whilst they slapbox.

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>>29910981
>tfw junior enlisted POG
>should have gone combat arms
>will never operate

>>29911272
>be me
>join open mx slot bc didn't want to wait on a job and got dq'd from gunner slot
>get pog job
>work pog job for 3 years.
>our army equivalent now needs help and our units are about to be stood up to start doing outside-the-wire duties
>gonna operate
>able to die happy

>>29911324
>hope my unit deploys just so I can volunteer for gate security or some shit

>>29911335
Wut branch?

>>29911361
fucking army

>>29910981

Tolkien was in the trenches, what's your excuse?

Too pussy is more like it.

Not that risking your life for pennies fighting ragheads alongside rednecks is a wise idea, but we both know the real reason is you're a bitchmode faggot.

If you really gave a shit you'd have joined SOCOM or one of the other groups that bans idiots and gives good propay/per diem, but you didn't because courage seems foolish to the coward.

>>29910981
>almost all these faggots took the bait

This is a meme that spans over several different boards, like /fit/'s "tfw too intelligent to lift."

What they say about /k/ being super retarded and autistic must be true.

>>29912163
He's right though. Military is for faggots glorifying conflict and too dumb and inhibited to make something out of their lives themselves.

>>29912180
I think you need to lay off the Herbert Spencer.

>>29912180
>too dumb and inhibited to make something out of their lives themselves.

Currently serving as Infantry, Private, have a physics degree.

I solve mathematical equations when I'm not busy stabbing land mines with my bayonet

>tfw like guns but don't want to be Israel's welfare sheep

>>29913307
>tfw thats the bingo i made for these retarded threads
feels good man

>>29913319
>tfw I'm the anon who suggested it to you

thank you for your service, anon

I want to enlist but i don't want to be some cannonfodder for Rothschild

>>29912457
Uh, why are you in infantry exactly?

>>29913749

More importantly, that degree should have gotten him spc.

Sounds like someone done goof'd?

>>29912180
Someone didn't make it through basic..

>>29913749
>>29913797

This, lmao at enlisting with a physics degree

>>29911160
I want to be a pilot but I'm afraid it's super hard if you haven't been into aviation since you were a kid

>>29913870
kid at my boot camp had an electrical engineering degree, got E3 or E4 I think. He said he enlisted first so that he can pay off his college, do more college, and be a better officer when he tries to commission. I have no idea how any of that worked out for him

>>29911567

He entered a college program that delayed his enlistment and only joined when he graduated and was basically forced to join by his family.

>>29912457

Well then you truly are a moron as you could have served your country greater by choosing a proper MOS or advancing military/civilian research.

>>29912457
This right here.
4.0 College GPA, 99 on the ASVAB-a-dab.
Infantry for me.
I didn't even get airborne.

>>29912457
>things that are untrue

Why lie over the internet?

>>29911272
>dog maths so hard he noclips the bottom end of the stick right through a wood post

>>29910981
stfu. Just go if you want to.

>>29915043
truly one of the greatest. gifs of our time

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>>29911160
>tfw eyes have been fucked since birth

20-600 in one eye at 2yrs old, now at 20-20 but it crosses in w/o glasses.

I guess I'm stuck trying to break into the defense engineering field cuz to pussy to operate anyway.

>>29915043
Further proof that dogs aren't people.

>>29913307
>>29913319
Then why does it look like a marine made it?

Wouldn't you be just a little bit suspicious of an enlisted ranker if you found out he has a masters degree or PhD?

>>29916096
the same way I'd be weary of someone with a phd working in a drive thru window