You will never operate

>>29904040
the guy was a beast. too bad no matter how much he has accomplished, he will never operate.

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Tiger and a group of five or six SEALS went to a diner in La Posta. The waitress brought the check and the table went silent, according to two people there that day. Nobody said anything and neither did Tiger, and the other guys sort of looked at one another.

Finally one of the SEALs said, "Separate checks, please."

The waitress walked away.

>"We are all baffled," says one SEAL, a veteran of numerous combat deployments. "We are sitting there with Tiger f---ing Woods, who probably makes more than all of us combined in a day. He's shooting our ammo, taking our time. He's a weird f---ing guy. That's weird s---. Something's wrong with you."

I think that was when he realized, he would never operate.
http://www.navytimes.com/story/military/2016/04/21/tiger-woods-navy-seal-obsession/83341958/

>>29904040
>Then there's the story of the lunch, which spread throughout the Naval Special Warfare community. Guys still tell it, almost a decade later. Tiger and a group of five or six went to a diner in La Posta. The waitress brought the check and the table went silent, according to two people there that day. Nobody said anything and neither did Tiger, and the other guys sort of looked at one another.
>Finally one of the SEALs said, "Separate checks, please."
>The waitress walked away.
>"We are all baffled," says one SEAL, a veteran of numerous combat deployments. "We are sitting there with Tiger f---ing Woods, who probably makes more than all of us combined in a day. He's shooting our ammo, taking our time. He's a weird f---ing guy. That's weird s---. Something's wrong with you."

>"Tiger Woods never got wet and sandy," says former SEAL and current Montana congressman Ryan Zinke, who ran the training facility during the years Tiger came around. The BUD/S instructors didn't like the way Tiger talked about how he'd have been a SEAL if he didn't choose golf. "I just reached out to the guys I know who jumped with him and interacted with him," says a retired SEAL. "Not a single one wants to have any involvement, or have their name mentioned in the press anywhere near his. His interactions with the guys were not always the most stellar, and most were very underwhelmed with him as a man."

>>29904094
Hive mind

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/tiger-woods-once-baffled-irritated-184600496.html

>>29904094
>welfare queens get butthurt when uncle money-bags wont dish out the dough

color me shocked

>>29904219
Yeah, I feel they were out of line to get upset over this. Especially since they are all fairly well-paid E-8s that get $150,000 bonuses.

>>29904219
they paid for a big range day out of pocket for him. while yeah they probably need to grow up a little he is also a billionare with a professed love for SEAL's so not paying is kind of an asshole move.

>>29904040
Wasnt his father SF though? Funny he wanted to go navy then

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>>29904040
>only thing that genuinely interests me is being a seal
>have no willpower or the mindset to actually go through with it

With as much money as he makes he can just buy awesome gear and train with seasoned people. maybe even do some pmc shit

i dont get it. he needs to broaden his horizons.

maybe he was nervous being around peope he looked up to and didnt even notice what was going on who knows

>>29904094
tiger woods is notorious for being cheap

michael jordan too

>>29904318
>he can just buy awesome gear and train with seasoned people

he does do that. he just wouldn't commit to the military. howard stern talked about his obsession a while ago. he said tiger woods would go to ft. bragg and train with sf guys all the time. jumping out of planes, shooting guns, etc.

>>29904721
Back when I used to work at a Japanese restaurant, Elvis Crespo sat at a table then whined about the price of sushi when a server told him it's $3 for an individual piece.

What a cheap little spic, I would have armbared him and his faggoty suavemente ass if I was waiting him.
>>29904721
>michael jordan too

The guy wears hanes underwear for fucks sakes

>>29904040
>How will you cope?

drop another $250 on shit I don't need for my ar15

>>29904757
is there something wrong with hanes underwear?

>>29904256
He was a green beret

>>29904256
Vietnam war Green Beret. Dude prob did some serious shit. Also judging from the ESPN article quite the pussyhound.

>>29905075
Howard Stern interviewed some of the girls he fucked. He's half Asian, but he inherited his father's BBC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LleGrglPDOQ

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>>29904040
sounds like he went through what literally all boys do at one time or another. Getting all caught up in the war stories, camaraderie, sense of adventure and badass title.
I did two, and of course wanted to be a SEAL, delta, green beret, Ranger, recon marine. Even went as far as asking an army recruiter what to do to get in Delta (still cringe at it, even then I knew it was lame but I was so hyped). But I grew out of it. I still might sign up after I finish my degree so I have something else to fall on but I really don't want to be in the military for life, as all those SOF guys more or less are

>>29904040
>wants to be a SEAL
>Wife wrecked him with his own golf club for fucking everything with 2 legs
>I'm surprised he doesn't have aids

>>29904256
Lt.col SF

>>29904040
Nike would've overlooked him, Adidas or like my brit folks say ahh dee dazzzz would have also overlooked him... now fila.. fila would've came back strong for the vets lmao fucking missing limbed cocked eyed white men and mexicans yelling for their pee bags.

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>>29904789
You're this type

>>29904040
SEALs actually have honor and don't cheat on their wives so I don't think you'd made it, Mr. Woods.

>>29909844
Sauce on this video? I feel like i've seen this house in Florida.

>>29909855
The thing is I know you're trolling but you still got me.

>>29909844
>that wagging tail
>stopping in the end

fucking pigs

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>>29909988
Did you see shot 3 and 4 where even the dog said

>>29904117

Woods is a total sociopath. He's incapable of bonding or having any genuine relationships. Shit he probably fakes the whole professional golfer bravado and is a down right weirdo.

Pitbulls are not to be played with when you feed them a steady diet of rap music they start to crave human flesh and even go as far as attacking their owners or you know you could choke them while you bathed them in hopes that even the metal decorations are scaring them enough that they rather you hold really really tight around their neck and never let go because they love you oh soooo much might my head be throbbing because that had pull the trigger what's a trigger? Will I get a trigger again if I'm good man I am thirsty now I'm tired and everything is going white for fast.

>>29910058
Did you have a stroke while typing this?

>>29910079
No but maybe I felt no need for logic or punctuation

>>29910051
That's how he did so well, same reason most people who are wildly successful or considered the best in the world he has a sociopathic fixation and everything else is just window dressing. That's why when these people "retire" or have a rough year/season they can fall apart. See also Michael Phelps.

>>29909844
ATF mission complete