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>>29893334
Your mother's breast milk.

>>29893334
>smoking and eating
Lol this nigga don't even know flavor

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>>29893334
>2016
>poisoning your body

I don't smoke because it gives you cancer and drinking is bad for yout oo. I'm eating chicken salad and drinking water. Also I don't own any guns and my wife's son is black.

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>>29893415
Lol I think u just summed up everyone in this thread.

Medium rare because my mother dosnt cook my meals

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>>29893334
We have same coffee table OP.

>>29893415
Falling for the Tobacco Jew is ultimate cuckoldry, have fun wasting your money to look like a loser

>>29893334
God damn that steak looks good.

>>29893719
Smoking is cool and it makes you look cool.

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I live in a tunnel, ran out of cigs weeks ago. Pls help

>>29893755
this
i smoke while i smoke so i can look extra cool

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>>29893415

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>>29893767
>you can see a fedora on the shadow

So you're a tunnel dwelling hipster?

>>29893772
>2016
>not smoking 5 winstons at once

>>29893787
I am whatever you want me to be.

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I didn't eat lunch until 4:00pm, so I'm just gonna have a salad and then a heapin' slice of my home-made rhubarb pie.

>>29893334

>buttered bread
>buttered macaroni
>buttered steak
>cigs

enjoy your first heart attack in your early 40s

>>29893334
>Honey Weiss
shit tier beer, my man

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McDonalds

>>29895148
After looking at this pic I feel like giving you some money for food.

>>29893334
>>29893450
>no produce
Jesus, how fat are you?

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>>29893415
Wife's son...

>>29893450

that's just medium my man, i see no warm red center

>>29895148
>Smirnoff Ice

Anon, I...

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>>29895148
i love those things

>>29894173
>implying butter for extra cals isnt godtier for bulking

Wew, I almost thought I was on /fit/

>>29895720

>implying you exercise

>>29893334
>alcohol
>tobacco

Lmao

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>>29893450
Anon, you forgot to cook it.

>>29897530
That looks so fucking good, holy shit.

>>29893334
No pics, but I have Spotted Cow, Lucky Strikes, Marlin M60, and Walther P1.

My other guns aren't with me right now.

>>29893415

You do know that drinking beer is just like drinking wine, that a lil bit is good for you. Plenty of research has been done to prove it. So fuck off fag.

>>29895148
Smirnoff Ice and other drinks like it taste really good to me, but give me unbearable heartburn for some reason.

>>29893458

You clearly are blind. Two dif tables, nigger.

>>29893855
Amazing pie

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I an so fucked up i had to take a cold shower

>>29897530
>"Fresh" Basil

Anytime quotation marks appear on a restaurant menu, it's time to run away.

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>>29895148
>smirnoff ice screwdriver
I like your taste

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>>29893334
Turned 21 today bought a Sig p220 and my first legal beer. Trying to get piss drunk so empty stomach. Commiefornia so I gotta wait 10 days for my gun. Sucks desu
/blog

>>29893363
>>29893755
>>29893767
>>29893772
>>29897517

>Not vaping

Have fun sucking the tobacco companies' circumcised dicks, faggots.

>>29898610
>vaping
the hardest part about vaping is telling your parent's you're gay.

>>29898633
>parent's

In the context of your sentence, it would be "parents."

It's plural, not possessive. If you're going to try and shame me in a homophobic manner, do it in a way that doesn't make you look like a troglodyte.

Oh well, you're probably some backwards-ass Christian. There's literally nothing wrong with being gay. Fuck you.

>>29895272
>produce
that's what a man's food eats.

Only when the tabacco is whacky.

>>29898651
Faggot detected

>>29898651
literally end your life, don't use a gun though. Don't need you to fuck the rest of us over with another statistic some libtard can use.

>>29898651
You don't belong here.

There isn't anything wrong with being actual gay either. Unless it's being gay like you. Which is the figurative "gay", as in you're a hardcore faggot.

Please go back to your hugbox.

>>29898512
Or the writer of the menu was practically illiterate, like a lot of middle aged people are.

I see that shit all the time; they genuinely don't know when to use quotation marks, parentheses, any grammar rules.

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>>29893334
cigs aside,
>Dat steak
>Dat Mac and cheese

>>29893356
She's ded anon

>>29893334
Got a pound and a half of lean beef. Going to make a couple burger patties, then use the rest for a meatloaf. Plus i've got all the ingredients for a decent salad.

>>29898610
>vaping
Have fun buying fancy shit for 10x it's price.
>Inb4 your answer
Don't answer, I don't smoke

>>29893334
Probably some pasta in vodka sauce for me and some scrambled eggs for my pupper.

>>29895720
Use olive oil instead

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>>29898452
>Edibles have no effect on me

Truly this is not the life I wanted.

>>29900887
>Implying vaping all day everyday isn't still a negligible fraction of the cost of a pack a day

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>>29901024
I was implying that vapers are sucking chinese tech company' dicks to look trendy

>>29895148
>Mallninja knife
>Smirnoff Ice
>Menthol Light American Spirits

Are you fucking 13?

>>29895492
agreed

>>29893334
Nice keyfob.

>>29901094
ikr

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>>29898651
fag

>>29901072
>chinese tech company' dicks
The dicks of chinese tech companies*

>>29893450
Not blu rare
>absolutely disgusting

Plus where the fuck are the veggies??

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Between lunch and dinner here, but drinking regardless.

>>29893334
Being drunk and on /k/ at the same time makes me realize how disgustingly sad and lonely my life is.

>>29895720
fit wouldn't approve of all these low test alcoholic drinks.

>>29902232
Welcome to club.

>>29902267
It just defeats the purpose of being drunk, cos it's just a sad drunk anyway. Rather be depressed and sober than depressed and drunk.

>>29902288
I'm binge drinking because I'm getting a divorce. Been here since 2005 but I mostly lurked back then.

Why not?

>>29893787
The hipster of the metro

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>>29893415

>Cigarettes
JUST

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>>29893415

>>29902159
>blue rare
God tier anon the texture, flavor, and the blood just can't be matched

>>29901094
Yes. I'm a 13 year old who drives smokes and drinks.

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>>29903821
>Yes. I'm a 13 year old who drives smokes and drinks.

>>29903765
all of those things rely on the beef more than the cooking method. thats how i know you are a bullshitting faggot spitting memes

>>29898610
Yeah, it's a little weird. At least I'm not a smug prick about others' life choices. Betcheer real fun at parties.

>>29903765
>blood
Retard that knows nothing about meat detected.

>>29903821
>can't tell if edgy 8th grader or fucking around

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>>29895720

That's the reason why the fattest adults are those that were extremely fit and muscular in their 20's:

>Have a huge high-calorie appetite and diet for exercise and bodybuilding
>Retain that huge appetite for the rest of your life even after you stopped exercising after your 32nd birthday, and your metabolism is not like it used to be
>Become another obese American

>>29893379

Yea red meat is awful for you.

>>29903987
>meat doesn't have blood in it

Found the heeb

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>>29893334
>Food is a part of this now.

Fuggit,

>>29905825
What the fuck is a heeb?