/k/, is it somewhat believable that you can surf an RPG rocket

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>>29839094
OP

Please go home.

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>>29839143
But I am home
it'd go like
>MC is fighting kebab with lever action rifle
>Abu Hajaar shoots at him with RPG
>MC jumps in the air and lands on it, surfing it and shoots every slime he flies past
>Leans back and slides off, causing the rocket to 180 and return to sender
>Shoots at remaining slimes while sliding on the ground from the momentum of the rocket
Like, despite being highly unlikely, it could physically happen, right?

>>29839094
>t. underage

>>29839192
I'm not saying it could happen I'm asking if it could support a person's weight or just not blow up
I want to make an over the top America-fest movie but I don't wanna go too far

>>29839184
Someone just played dmc 3

ITT: autistic Facebook dads who don't get a joke

>>29839184
No.

From an article i read, depends on the round.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/rpg3.htm

>>29839094
No, it can't hold your weight and they have a time delay fuse set to about 1000 meters. It's a common ambush tactic to fire a bunch of rpgs at a convoy about that far away and use them as air bursts. So by the time it's close enough for you to jump on it blows up 3 feet from your face.

>>29839184
Skateboards and surfboards work because there is reduced (ideally negligible) friction on the horizontal plane. If you tried to skate on a rocket the friction force would likely overwhelm the force of the rocket propulsion leaving the rocket immobilized. It would be a cool way to stop the RPG though. Or if the protagonist could lasso that shit and redirect it?

>>29839220
>autistic anon posts something he thinks is funny and gets anal pained when people don't think so

>>29839211
Seconded

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>>29839094