Humor thread

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>>29838927

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>>29839377

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>>29839385
Just dumping some

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>>29839396

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>>29839407

>>29839413
>i'llbeasonofabitchface.png

kek'd hard

>>29839377
Calling bullshit on that. Agitated patients are merely put under again.

>>29839407
I fucking love this place.

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>>29839407
>God Bless the Coast Guard.

Has any one seen Abu Hajaar?

>>29840317

I like how the article has a small picture of the Queen just in case a bong forgets who their monarch is

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Tell me what to add.

Had a guy suggest SKS and shit a while back.

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>>29840542
more Ivan Chesnokov

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>>29840552

>>29839413
Was actually fake. Dept of the Navy gets this emailed to them at least 20 times a day. It gets annoying.

>>29839377
This is so fake it hurts

>>29839413
jesus christ I hate that fucking copypasta template.
I've seen it on everything from usn vs can lighthouse, fighter jets, all of that shit.
fucking annoying.

>>29840559
Nugget

>>29840559
SKS, Mosin, 1911

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oldie but goodie

>>29840559
Five seven
Literally a thread about that damn pistol every day
Same situation with the M1911

Deagle Brand Deagle

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>>29838927
>This is what Japan actually believes

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>/k/ solves the missile interception problem

>>29840495
Never seen that pic before. Man that's great.

>>29840724
>Tojo LITERALLY did nothing wrong

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>>29840710

MFW

>>29840559
M9 Beretta
>muh frame mounted safety
>lol 9mm

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>>29840654
>>29840636
Oldest known version of this was a political cartoon. Still a Canadian lighthouse, but was a British naval ship.

It's an old fuckin joke, but I think the punchline is mainly how chill Canadians are.

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>>29840710

>>29839413
> fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd:FUNNY JOKES FROM GRANDMA.JPEG

>>29841944
I fucking loved this game
As a no life video game sperg who owns more games then rounds I've fired
Its definitely in my top 5

>>29839407
Fucking coast guard lol

>>29841956
The filename would even be a good title for a book in the series:
"Harry Potter and the Model of 1911"

>>29841956
This might be the best thing I've ever read.

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>>29839413
Ill post some more shit that half y'all will be assholes about.

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>>29838927

>>29840642
Normally I would attribute a geography failure that impressive to an American, but that seems too retarded even for us.

>>29841944
getting to WP those civies was the best part of the game

>>29843675
LOST.

>>29843878
I suspect that it's quite easy to fix the filename-collision problem, but that the admins keep it around because it's funny.

>>29843675
FUCKING LOL

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>>29838927
>Its an anti-gun ad showing a kid firing an AR-15 in slow motion to "Sweet Sweet Victory", and variations.
Ah yeah, I remember that. Fun times. Don't have a link to any of them but I'll see if I can find 'em. My favorite was the "Can't Stop Me Now" version.

>>29843935
Also if anyone remembers the original ad or even its sponsor (Everytown? Brady?), that'd probably help the search.

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>>29840584
>rails on an ak
>mfw

>>29840724
GATE is pretty based desu lad

>>29844345
just finished it was great

>>29840561
What's wrong with the L85?

>>29844786
The A1 was terrible. Poorly balanced (even for a bullpup), jammed often and the magazines couldn't take the advertised capacity due to weak springs.

The A2 fixed these problems but it's still relatively heavy and suffers from all the usual bullpup problems.

>>29844816
What kind of problems do bullpups usually have?

>>29844832
Different balance (though this may be seen as a positive since it allows easier 1-handed firing), more difficult to reload, more difficult to clean and a longer, harder trigger pull.

>>29844806
>kids running from a fucking MBT
>wow so funny, cuz they're muslims

No, they're kids. If it were adults at least.

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>>29843648

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>>29844865

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>>29844874

>>29844870
>Finnish Defence Forces

>>29842141
kek'd

>>29841956
Fuck, I might actually write that.

Like that russian clone of Lord of the Rings where it's all from Sauron's perspective...

My qualifications: I work for a publishing house

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>>29844861

>>29844904
DELET THIS

>>29844904
You're kidding me

>>29843690

Pls, /k, i dont get that joke.

>>29842602
>way before Kelloggs
Rice Krispies were sold in 1928

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>>29844865

>>29845099
how does it feel to be a gigantic faggot?

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>>29845122
>>29845133
also, muh dubs

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Has nobody seriously posted this yet? It shouldn't have been that hard to find. Not OP specific version but its one of the better ones, there are tons of these out there

https://youtu.be/i1eEDqW-l2E

>>29839377

You don't scream in German with an Endotracheal tube down your semen gobbler.

>>29838927
Heres the playlist
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNuKvu9pnx_M71wGVOVsf_DSKi-msk2aE

Has anyone got a cap of the less lethal pinball wizard?

>>29845460
>bbs
>not 5.7 rounds

>>29845483
What's the difference?

>>29845562
top fucking bantz

Anyone have the text where the secretary of the navy is on a ship and a mechanics screams he is a rubber duck at him?

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>>29844904

>>29844933
what are you talking about?
>Like that russian clone of Lord of the Rings where it's all from Sauron's perspective...
couls you give me a sauce on that? sounds interesting.

>>29839377
He probably said shit that sounded like German, but was actually nonsensical. If the green text is real of course

>>29847422
ah, found it.
the last ringbearer is the english title.

>>29844861
No. They are mudslimes. If a baby cobra is in your house, you kill it because it is going to be an adult cobra soon.

>>29840710
kek

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>>29840495
>millions of guns and ammo in US households
>muh fredooms
>shit govt hurr durr hate the obamas
>but still no one conducts a IS-style attack onto the white house

why? can you explain this?

-germany

>>29848197
Do you want fascism? This is how you get facism.

>>29848208
>German

Yes.

>>29848208
This, but also the GOP controls both houses of Congress.

>>29843648
Anyone have a link to the other Willis pictures?

>>29848208
so you should attack the congress instead of the white house?

-invasion planner

Any1 got that screencap w/ confetty shells?

>>29843538
THROUGH THE NAZI LINES

>>29848197
You first, kraut. Do the world a favor and get Merkel the fuck off this planet.

>>29840559

> Thinks mud tests prove nothing

This is me. I am this person. I will never find myself in any situation where I am either walking or crawling in the mud and cannot also keep my rifle out of it.

If I am ever in a situation where this is not the case, then I have been conscripted, handed a rifle of another mans choosing, and said tests are still irrelevant.

Glocks are fine though.

>>29848274
PRIMO VICTORIA

>>29840317
years ago one guard knocked over spat on a tourist who got really fucking heavy with them ! , the knocking part was forgiven the spiting wasn't

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>>29840561
>Press for pistol, Hold for AA

>>29848197
>why? can you explain this?
Totalitarian state keeps people under full control. People who have mental state for action like this are go to jail because they are not stable enough to keep their mouth shut. Wrong tweet, private message, facebook like and you are gone.

>>29845244
Remove the words on the cartridges and this video would be sex.

>>29848275
no. I am a merkel supporter because I understand politics.

>>29848631
Kebab detected.

>>29848197

There would be some SERIOUS casualties

Huge numbers needed, air support is gonna wreck you

Possible, but not probable

We are spread out over a nation larger than Europe, rallying can be difficult

>>29848197

> If all else fails
> Haven't even bothered organizing or even sending a representative a letter

Just admit that you're not emotionally evolved enough to handle anything beyond mighty-is-righty and leave that complicated democracy to the adults.

>>29848197
why? Aside from the ass fucking you would get from the Secret Service, USMS, FBI and DC Police if you failed, you would get raped by the National Guard, and US Military if you succeeded.
but lets suppose for arguments sake you managed to beat all of those armed groups off (lol). The stock market would take a shit, then the financial due to panic would turn into a real actual financial colapse, which would in turn cause the states to break away from the Union and all the supporters you had are now mad at you and supporting the break away states. To add a bit of insult to injury the rest of the world would junlmp in for two reasons:1)the US economy has a huge influence on the rest of the world, and the UN wants to protect that from financial devestation. 2) the UN would LOVE to send peace keepers to the US and instal a full blown UN appointed government.
So there you have it. A full blown civil war, a peace keeping cuck army, fincial ruin and a first world nation turning third world....OR..., we just wait till the next election and try to get someone better.

>>29849003
By definition 'all else' includes those things you described. Lrn2boxesofliberty.

>>29843894
Hey, Israel BTFO arabs just fine WITHOUT anglo assistance.

>>29844939
Oh wow, someone actually capped my shit.

>>29849079

I was implying McDonald's theory, but clearly I worded it poorly.

>>29840542
I was watching the news recently and there was a drug raid. The results included about 12 hi-points and a modern bolt action that got obrezed

>>29847626
>not keeping a pet cobra.

Whats it like being castrated?

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>>29848631
How's that kebab taste, Mohammad?

>>29845460
Wait, how was it that PETA was arrested? What did they do that was illegal?

>>29849667
They weren't because it never happened.

>>29848276
>on the battlefield, every event is predictable and scheduled, and it is entirely reasonable to assume that I will never be subject to adverse conditions!
Twat.

>>29841956

Idiot, even looking at it through a camera paralyses you, it's just not fatal

>>29838927
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>>29849585
You dense fuck! The cobra is a metaphorfor liberal gun grabbers. If you let the cobra grow it will destroy your guns when itgets olderso it can be fucked by mudslimes.

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>>29849385
Nice, my memos are cool now I guess.

>>29845122
Someone had themselves a good time yesterday.
Born poster here, still love that cropping.

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>>29850330
I thought the metaphor was Muslims were the cobra?... Where did gun grabbers come from here?

Anyways.
>not wanting to fuck a snek.

Get out.

>>29844990
That is a man not to trifle with, friend. Just be aware of that.

>>29850096
If you actually read it, they looked through a mirror. You're not getting a live view of some sort of electronic representation through old time cameras. You get a reflection through a series of lenses and mirrors. No photocathode (what's in NVGs) was ever mentioned, but there's no direct path for the photons to travel. They excite electrons which are used to amplify the signal before being converted back to photons by a phosphor screen. Worst case is you blow out the sensors if you accidentally get an eyeful, which would keep you alive and mobile. I happen to find that unlikely, since the basilisk didn't cause anything inanimate to break when it looked at it, aside from the film in a camera. And in that case, it was probably a deliberate safety measure since that film captures a living image of the target. I'd expect NVGs, which don't actually capture a living representation of what they show, to have no such issue.

>>29849667
>Letting the truth get in the way of a good story

>>29851337
>/pol/ is crabs
>crab = cancer
coincidence?

>>29851485
That's a good song

>>29843602
I'M FUCKIN INVINCIBLE

>>29851539
Exactly

>>29847584

What game?

>>29848390

>not press for people, hold for helicopters

>>29840636
Whooooooooo the fuck is sitting at home emailing the department of the navy goofy memes?

it's like those people who buy dildos from ses shops then send the shop a video of them taking it in the ass (male mostly)

>>29851739
Stalker: call of pripyat with arsenal overhaul mod. There's also another mod that changes the ui but I don't know what it is

>>29851337
pretty accurate.

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>>29848256
Yep

>>29849035
>100k to 250k UN peacekeepers on foreign soil
>10 to 15 million armed native guerilas with an already-heightened sense of GTFO.

You apparently failed to understand the lessons of Vietnam and Afghanistan.

>>29840815

Is this seriously ripped from that episode of Family Guy where Peter talks about being in Vietnam?
"You guys are all stupid, see, they're gonna be LOOKIN' for army guys"

>>29851186

Outstanding, anon.

>>29844438
needs photoshop to jew face with "Oh no! Mah shekels!"

>>29852406
Can you still get these?

>>29848315
ON THE 6TH OF JUNE

>>29853763
make your own anon

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>>29840558
fuckin kek

>>29839913
Not always, when I had eye surgery they had to hold me down when I woke up (wrenched my shoulder doing it too, not that I felt that till later, what with the fucking wounds in my EYEBALLS). Unless you keep resisting they generally let you up.

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>>29848243

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>>29841956
>"God made wizards, and God made muggles. Samuel Colt made them equals."

Fucking poetry

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>>29853898

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>>29840710
You'd put that shit on a logarithmic scale if you wanted to represent it as a goddamn motherfucking graph.

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>>29853887
>implying ERA
My fucking sides

>>29839377
>implying surgery theatre is the same as ward
>implying if you scream under surgery they don't give you more anesthetics
>implying if you scream during surgery other patients can hear you

>>29853840

>pocket sand
What?

>>29854479

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk

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>>29852406
Oh this just gave me the best idea. The clown gun.
>first shot: confetti warning
>does what it says on the tin
>second shot, miniature, backwards facing bicycle horn
>hits your enemies and goes HONK!
>third shot onwards: OO Buck with the gaps filled in with chilli powder
>because I want to put the sensual back in non-consensual penetration

>>29843978
pretty certain it was everytown

>>29840561
>"Ausfailia"
Shit's Austrian you retard

>>29852595
and you apparently choose to ignore the poverty, starvation and all around shittyness of thise conflicts.
>hurrr we wood beet dem!
True, but the fighting would leave the US a third world nation, also they wouldnt step in till they were sure we had already BTFO ourselves.

>>29853764
1944

>>29853422
>family guy
>original joke

probably the other way around

>>29841921
That is so fucking true.

>eating dinner with my extended family
>my cousin is there
>he's a homo who owns a mostly homo gym somewhere on the coast, wears fitted Hawaiian shirts and drives a brightly colored sports car
>his boyfriend is a tiny half Asian ballerina
>uncle (not his dad) is staring them both down
>somehow some woman brings up guns
>he starts going on about guns and how every real man has a gun, like how the knights did in olden times (srs)
>pulls out his glock
>one of the women try and get my gay cousin to pitch in about how silly it is
>he pulls out a CZ subcompact
>discussion of CA vs glock
>"Glocks are great, and really them and the CZ are pretty much the same performance wise. but the subcompact CZ is better than the subcompact Glock, you have the full compact glock so you don't have that problem"
>"what about you little fella, you have a little revolver or sumin?"
>He brings up his manbag
>pulls out a fucking .44 magnum Mateba
>what the fuck
>they are total gun nuts
>uncle has a newfound respect for gay men based entirely on this

>>29855177
>pulls out a fucking .44 magnum Mateba

Change this to a .357 Chiappa or something; makes it more believable.

>>29855235
>Chiappa
no, it was an actual Mateba
it's the least practical gun i could think of, are they even reliable? what's the point of it?

>>29855242
DA/SA revolver. Pretty neat idea but the chance of someone actually carrying one is minuscule.

>>29855177
Kek

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>>29840724
>world war 2? What? I don't know know what you're talking about, I've never heard of any world war 2.

>Nanking? Manchuria? POW's? You're not making any sense, I've never heard of any of these.

>you're wrong, America is the aggressor here, not poor old Japan. Japan dindu nuffin.

But all in all, Gate is pretty fucking based. One of the only jap comics I actually like.

>>29855247
Hence why it's a story i told
>a gay guy had a gun omg guys!
i mean if it was a comically large pistol sure, and it is, but a fucking Mateba, it's literally the second one I've ever seen in the flesh and a fucking 5'3" ballerina homo has it in his manbag

>>29855317
>run out of ammo
>flip it around and use it as a melee weapon

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>>29838927
for some reason no-one wants me anywhere near their kids...

>>29853816
>Dead Sexy

>>29840724
nihon stronk!

>>29855424
>elmo one this is goldfish three, fire mission, over
>go ahead goldfish three
>grid 849x324, girls with cooties in the open. request three guns, high explosive.
>copy that goldfish three, out.
>POONK
>POONK
>POONK
>good effect on target elmo 1, no adjustments needed. fire for effect.
>POONK
>POONK
>POONK

>>29843602
I count 15 AT -mines, each of those weighs >20 pounds.

>>29840710
>back down to 79 after a minute
I know it's a joke, but it wouldn't have cooled down THAT quickly

>>29839413
This developed exactly like one of those fake tumblr stories
Gay af

>>29852245
I believe the ui change is part of atmosfear

>>29840317
>not answering "for you"

>>29855317

no, he doesn't

stop making shit up

you could have said it was a .50 S&W magnum and it'd be more believable

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>>29851317

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delightfully bizarre, 5/5

>>29855235
It doesn't matter, none of it happened anyhow

>>29843878
What is the anime on that pic?

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>>29850995

>>29842117

Mud puddle pirates get what they get.

>>29847448
Yeah, if I get too drunk, I start saying sentences using German, but most of it makes absolutely no sense.
I assume it was something like that.

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>>29844883
no way dude, i made the original.

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>>29854955
Australia is the only military to use it.

>>29856459
so you're saying Austria doesn't use it?

>>29844904
what the fuck

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>>29855312
>loli-harem with jerking off on the worst army in the world
>One of the only jap comics I actually like.
You fucking tasteless scum.

>>29848197
Because most of it is just armchair generals jerking off to their fantasies.

>>29856647
Or, what if.. the situations isn't bad enough to warrant violence. Being violent every time someone does something you don't like is for niggers.

>>29855312
>Gate is pretty fucking based. One of the only jap comics I actually like.
Your taste is apocalyptically bad,

>>29841956
>Harry Potter and the Philosophers arm
>Harry Potter and the chamber of bullets
>Harry Potter and the pivot gun of Azkaban
>Harry Potter and the 12 Gauge of Fire
>Harry Potter and the AIM-54 Phoenix
>Harry Potter and the Semi-Automatic
>Harry Potter and the deadly Hollow-points

>>29840495
Why are you playing right into the VPC's hands?

>>29839407
FREUD

>>29840815
damn canadians

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>>29855555

>five 5s

>>29849385
>>29856414
it's funny cause you guys think japan surrendered because of our nukes

xxxxxxxxxxxxxD

>>29857357
Yes. Yes it is.

>>29857357
If it wasnt the rice crispies, whyd they give up then anon?

>>29857411
presumably russki assrape

>>29851250
Damn this is some funny edge brother.

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>>29840317
>if a threat continues, they are allowed to point their weapons

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>>29840558
>"Oi Pip! Who we spossed to be guverned buy now wot?"
>"Ahvent the foggiest, m8, let me peep a gander at ye olde Daily Mail column"
>"Woll der she is, m8. Right next to that cunt Cameron!"
>"Hate dem bloody tories, m8!'

>>29844438
where is me gold?

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>>29857520

>>29848197
Because most people live comfortable lives.

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>>29851539
Iluminopolus confirmed.

>>29857520
still though, l86sd and bipod was one of the best darn guns in the game

>>29844990

That's Mike Vining, one of the few confirmed ex-DELTA operators.

He'll fuck you up.

>>29854003
>not loading your shotshells with napalm+thermite

>>29847584
Congratulations, your gif literally made me go "what the fuck" in the middle of class

>>29840317
>"Oh you're a big boy now"
>"For you"

>>29840335
>I am become operator, destroyer of worlds

>>29857764
(picture of Kek republic)

>>29848197
>but still no one conducts a IS-style attack onto the white house
you retarded Kraut. Hitler once justified to close the german parlament because of the supposedly attack from a retarded man.
Sincerely another Kraut with more brains.

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>>29849128
>had those bags because the Bundeswehr couldnt afford real ABC ponchos
>medic officer comes out of office asking if we are being abused
>mfw such is Bundeswehr in east Germany

>>29853816
now i have the weirdest boner

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>>29858104

>>29843630
Hehe

>>29857438
Jesus Christ you need to into history more gooder!
Series of events is as follows
>Nuke one dropped
>Jap Generals believe they can still win
>Jap Emporer says WTF?? Gets calmed down because the war isnt his lane.
>Nuke II dropped
>Jap Emp flips his shit
>Jap generals try to stage a coup
>American bombing run on Tokyo inadvertantly delays coupe people
>Jap Emp makes a radio speech, which is a big deal since he had never done so before, declares the war over
>Jap Emp tells (allegedly) Jap Coup Gen to kill himself after he signs surrender on behalf of Japan
So yeah, the Nuke made the Japs surrender. Russian forces were not a factor, though their involvement would have been interesting, if not purely symbolic as the bulk of their forces were on the other side of the country at the time of the Jap surrender.
Everything I posted is available online via google of you want actual sources. You should be able to find it by googling "the fate of the emporer of Japan WWII" just be careful where you click or you may end up in a 40k site.

>>29860063
>Russian forces were not a factor
>Jap emp taken as russian trophy was not a fear factor
oki doki bubba

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>>29839385

>>29856765
Underrated post

>>29850987
Thank you for your storytime.

>>29860105
Ill take specultion history for 500 Alex.
Seriously where do you guys get this shit from?

>>29843894
Fuck off shitskin.

>>29853840
This is me. Every. Damn. Time.

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>>29849035
LOL and were would those peacekeepers come from? There is a reason why Europe needs US troops to keep the ruskies at bay. Most countries would struggle to send a single operational brigade overseas not to mention try to occupy the US of A.

>>29860906
Well if history is any teacher, they woukd come from third world nations. Do you reallythink the EU and UN wouldnt cheerfully send troops to the US if we were inthe midst of a civil war? They would turn on us in a heart beat.

>>29855555
>checked

>>29854955

I'm sure he's the one who made that chart.

>>29853764
ON THE SHORES OF WESTERN EUROPE

>>29856407
You were part of my freshman year intro to photoshop project. It's been a long time coming, but credit where credit is due.

>>29862023
D-DAY UPON US

>>29856765
>Fantastic Bombs and Where to Drop Them

>>29854518
>because I want to put the sensual back in non-consensual penetration
nice

>>29854003
Will I get v& for saving this?

>>29856765
>>>29857165
Harry potter and the philosopher's stoner

>>29840691
You got the one where a kid got suspended for eating a pop tart into the shape of a gun but he was actually making a mountain?

>>29855312
>Japan dindu nuffin
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_reparations#World_War_II_Japan

>Nanking
>Manchuria
>In the Joint Communiqué of the Government of Japan and the Government of the People's Republic of China (1972), People's Republic of China renounces its demand for war reparation from Japan

>Gate is pretty fucking based
You're the kind of person whom like Attack on Titan, aren't you.

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>>29863597
>philosopher's stoner
Are you making fun of me?

>>29851186
So, k, how do we kill a basilisk?

>>29857357
>DURRRRR and other various retard noises
Yeah. It was the fucking nukes.

>>29865310
The basilisk is a reptile, right? It has no way of self regulating it's body-temperature.

Therefore you drill a 3in hole in that vault door with a thermal lance or some thermite. Then you pump in a tanker truck worth of napalm and light that faggot fucking deus ex machina snek up.

You telling me you can't either use magic to make assfuck tons of napalm or abuse the Potions classroom? Alternately, use magic to steal a tanker of gasoline and an objectively ludicrous amount of styrofoam.


Wait, that fucker was able to shiggy diggy do the pipes... Meaning napalm would probably have consequences.


In that case, apply explosives until the bastard is gibbed or buried in rocks, or pump the chamber full of some horrible gas. Like fluorine.

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>>29843602
>Vladimir
More like Pekka.

>>29865224
Fuck off, tripfag.

>>29866674
lol that particular tripfag contributes enough decent content that he gets a pass on his trip. Sooooo basically you are the fag

>>29866773
>excusing tripfags

>>29866773

I smell samefag

>>29865709
You're missing the fun solution. Cast an ever-full charm on a flamethrower's tank and go full Terran Firebat on that son of a toad.

>>29866838
I have the authority to do so.
>>29866864
Your nose fails you. Besides Phil has a unique tone to his posts, I can ID him, O330fag and Dohnut when they post without trips.

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>>29843602

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>>29862823
Oh nigga

>>29849128
Of course that's from Varustelaka

>>29851337

Are you triggered or something?

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>>29856454
What in the actual fuck am I looking at? No, you don't understand, I NEED an answer. Do furries think their god started WWI to punish normies or something?
Explain. Further.

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>>29867235
The list of what furries believe is long, mutually contradictory, and ever expanding. It ranges from bat shit insane to simply odd. And from the look at the image in question, someone paid good money to get an artist to draw it. So, yeah, I don't particularly understand it, either.

>>29867235
>>29867267

I am guessing Serb/Serb Bosniak furfag showing that a furry Angel led to the death of the Austrian Empire.

>>29840317
this is supposed to humor, not an accurate portrayal of Britain-stan

>tfw London is actually going to elect a muslim mayor

>>29851337
can some one explain why /pol ?

obviously new here so sorry for stupid question

earlier today I was at my lgs and some guy was asking for 9mm RIP rounds and I was trying my hardest not to laugh

>>29868826
/pol/ knows dick-all about firearms, and because /k/ has a hard-on for SD and looks down on anyone that doesn't know shit about firearms. Because /pol/ assumes that /k/ is on "Their side" constantly due to the crime rate of dindus (a phrase that originated on /k/) and /k/'s run-ins with them, they make a lot of logical leaps that are very annoying to deal with (eg. thinking that /k/ would support /pol/'s typically authoritarian desires). Lots of /k/ommandos don't like being mixed up with /pol/ac/k/s.