>Hey faggot, put down the gun and fight me like a man What do?

Attempt to fight him like a man i guess.
It's not like i can shoot him

>>29826314
But im a woman.

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>>29826314
exterminate his village

Shoot him.
I'm crippled, fuck that.

>>29826314
Why would I have a gun drawn on him in the first place, is he breaking the law in some way?

From the picture it appears that he is in a cemetery of some sort. Is he defiling Nana corpse? Oh gods no, not my nana!

>I don't carry guns
>I've been going to the gym

T t t ghhh thanks you too!

>>29826314
if i have my gun out and pointed at him, I'm not doing it to threaten. I'm doing it because I am in fear of my life.

Keep pointing my gun at him in case he attacks, call the cops and my lawyer to sue him for threatening me.

There is no such thing as hand to hand combat after the age of 12.

>>29826314
Shoot him with beanbag rounds.

Render him unconscious

Brainwash him and sell him as a sex slave, I'd estimate 250K.

Perform the Djibouti shooty

>>29826314

> laugh
> tell him to leave
> Mozambique drill if he gets retarded

I'll get triggered by him calling me a hateword, run home to post about it on tumblr, and try to dox him so he loses his job.

>the pen is mightier shitlord

>>29826314
Shoot him in the dick.

Then watch the chad turn into a pussy ass cuck.

>>29826366
>cops arrest you
>waste life savings on lawyer
>court dismisses your claims
>lose gun license
Great

Laugh

>I have a gun and he doesn't

>>29826366
This. You're never under an obligation to have a fist fight. People die of whacky caused in fist fights. Anyone who assaults or threatens someone else is giving up their right to fair play.

>>29826314
Throw gun at him like a rock

>>29826314
Are we in the same group of friends or profession?

And do we both intend to spare each others' lives?

If not there's no reason to do the wild west drop the gun belts shit and have a fist fight. That shit is so you don't die or lose standing in your profession, it isn't so that you can prove how manly you are.

>>29826408
I just had a friend die of whacky and it legitimately was induced by a fistfight that he had a few weeks before.

>>29826443
Well your friend should've done martial arts.

>>29826314
If we're in a graveyard does that mean this is a showdown at the climax of the movie? If so I just shoot him, duh.

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>>29826406
>lose gun license

And here I was thinking that maybe you were onto something

>>29826443
rip friendo

ban whack 2014

>>29826314
>BACK UP
>I SAID BACK THE FUCK UP FAGGOT
>KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
>NOW TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF
>SLOWLY

>>29826475
Do you doubt Hilary?

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>>29826400
>the pen is mightier than the shitlord

Underrated post. Top keks were had.

>>29826366
Found the jew.

>>29826607
Enjoy your liable, hater.

>>29826607
>be chad
>get shot
L o L

>>29826438
where do you work, a fucking quarry

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>>29826314
STAND DOWN STAND DOWN STAND DOWN NOW OR I WILL SHOOT COMPLY OR I WILL SHOOT STAND THE FUCK DOWN GET DOWN ON THE GROUND OR I WILL SHOOT GET DOWN GET DOWN FACE DOWN ON THE GROUND FUCK THE FLOOR GODDAMNIT STAND DOWN I TOLD YOU TO STAND THE FUCK DOWN GODDAMNIT THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING I WILL SHOOT YOU IF YOU DO NOT STAND DOWN STAND DOWN RIGHT FUCKING NOW GODDAMNIT
>double-tap advancing, hostile, non-compliant assailant point-blank in the face, followed by magdumping into center of mass
>advance on downed suspect
>while "checking for wounds," place untouched knife in suspect's hand
>while "checking for medical information," memorize particular contents of wallet, especially name & address on license
>call police
Hello, police? I-I j-just SHOT someone! I killed him; I had to: he was saying some really fucked up shit and started charging me with a knife! He s-said he was gonna... he said he was gonna S-STAB me and then F-FUCK THE NEW HOLE until he CAME! Oh, Lord, this is terrible, I very nearly almost got r-raped and murdered, and now I've killed someone! I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.... #ahbloobloobloo
>later
>much later
>go to his house
>fuck his wife
>tell his children how their father begged you spare his life
>tell his children that you're their new daddy now
>program his children to become cucks & whores
>make them serve YOUR children, which will be born by the widow of the man who called you a faggot
>justice is served
These faggots at the cafe better stop looking at me in that kind of way they keep looking at me each time I snicker while writing this; niggas don't know 'bout muh moist nugget.

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Strip naked and prepare for combat.

>>29826360
This.

>>29826314
>Noone ever says this in real life.
Much less college cucks, they are the first to cower in a dark corner and cry during the 911 call.

>be training Muay Thai for 3 years
>be training Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu for 4 years
ok.
>I'd still shoot him anyway

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>>29826868

I literally couldn't even make it past the first sentence.
Tried 3 times.

>>29826868
/k/ in one post

>>29826314
>"bang"

Okay shows over everyone go home.

>>29826945
Loosk like the show... Just got started ;)

*unzips dick*

>>29826314
>Put down my Glock
>Pull out my Luger
>"Remember me, Untermensh?"

>>29826314
>In a situation where I had to draw a gun on him
>Putting down the gun
Yeah, nah, Imma just shoot him.

>>29826314
Laugh at him because of the way he wears his ugly necklace and the stupid haircut, he really looks like a highschool drop out

If I throw a cartridge at him as a warning, would I be charged with assault with a deadly weapon?

>>29826314
>that weak as fuck chin

>>29826314
Be a huge faggot because I apparently drew my weapon on an unarmed man

>>29826958
>tonight at 9
>a fight in a local park turned deadly when one of the assailants unzipped his penis
>police are still investigating
>and now over to Cherry Rain with the weather, Cherry..

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>>29826314
>Make V with fingers and waggle my tongue through it
>Shoot him
>Laugh at him
>Cut off his shirt buttons and throw them in the air
>Mess up his hair
>Throw faggot necklace in the woods
>Take out his benis
>Call 911 say I was about to raped
>They arrive to see shot man with open shirt and penis out
>See other man with gun
>Local man prevents rape
>Become feminist hero
>Rape them

>LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A GUN
>mag dump into him
>use handkerchief to pull hi-point with filed off serial numbers out of my back pocket, toss it down next to him
>tonight at 9: local hero stops enraged man wielding gun
>feverishly masturbate into a gym sock with one hand while spooning corn into my mouth with the other

>>29826314
if the gun is out he would already be dead.

>>29826372
will you take a check?

>>29826314
Shoot him twice in the chest and one in the face.

>>29826360
>fear
Nancy boy pls go

>>29826406
>pay for a lawyer
That's what my NRA dues are for senpai.

>>29827585
For 50% sure.

>>29826314

Shoot him


I'm a fat manlet

>>29827523
>filed off
You noob

>>29826314
I shake his hand, because at least he's not a scammer like the AVGN.

shoot him in the dick

I'd kneecap this fruitcake.

>>29826360
this. I dont just draw my gun for no reason. To be honest, if I was drawing my gun on him, he wouldnt have time to say anything before I put two in his chest.
>my gun is not somethng to threaten with
my gun serves one purpose and one purpose only:
>to end the threat.

>>29826314
Ask him if he's sure he wants those to be his last words.
Then shoot him.

>>29826314
if I've already drawn on the guy it's time for shooting... so my answer is align sights squeeze trigger

>>29826314
He looks like a pussy lol

two in the chest

>>29827655
>kek
Avgn a scammer

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>>29826314

>>29826728
CHAD DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

HE'S BEEN GOING TO THE GYM EVERY DAY GETTING IN SHAPE AND HIS LIFE BACK ON TRACK!

HE WAS GOING TO BE A CAR SALESMAN!

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Okay, this is my edc

>>29827845
Stab him between the ribs

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>>29826314
heh, nothin personnell kid...

>>29826314
I think that if I tried to shoot Bores, he'd probably deflect it and rape my ass like the soulless creature of the night he is.

>>29826314
Go full tom cruise on his ass and fuck him till he bleeds.

>>29826314
>"there is no such thing as honor in a real fight. the winner is the one who gets to get home in one piece"
>proceed to mozambique drill his ass
>leave as if nothing happened

>>29826868
Saving this for pasta.

>>29826443
>>29826408
*whacky causes
People get severe brain trauma, severed cervical blood vessels and trauma to the cervical spine from things that don't look like a big deal in fights. It's not a safe thing to do and you shouldn't be forced to do it.

>>29826314
shoot him in the knee then kick him in the face when he falls to the ground

fuck a fair fight

>>29826487
SLOWER!!!

>>29826408
>People die of whacky caused in fist fights.

this
>get punched
>fall backwards
>hit head on concrete/steel object
>die of brain hemorrhage

>>29826314
Nah, I have the gun and you don't. Now punch yourself in the face for my amusement or I shoot.

>>29826314
Leave? What is he gonna do?

Attack me when I have a gun to defend myself with?

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>>29826314

>implying someone other than confrontational nogs and shitskins start fights

Pic related, Sweden yes.

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>>29826408
>fistfight
>whacky causes

my sides

>>29828618
Made me chuckle.

>>29826314

Shoot him in the leg and proceed directly to sodomy. Let's not turn this rape into a murder.

>>29826314
firmly curl my index finger.

>>29826314
Proceed to put down the gun as he asked but aim for the knee and pull the trigger while doing so

"Oops mate security was off"

>>29826314
" no , fuck off/let me fuck off or get shot "

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>>29828815
are you saying this is your safety?

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"If we did it your way, Kingslayer, you'd win. We're not doing it your way."

>>29826930
You tell yourself that

>>29828796
>security

>>29826314
Relocate his kneecaps to somewhere between the floor and whatever was behind him at the time.

Aim anywhere below his ribs, either the legs, feet, gut, or genitals.

>>29826495
I pray for Hillary. Any chance we can get to wipe the slate clean is a good thing and she just may be the fuck up to set it off

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight

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>STOP! I HAVE A GUN
>OH GOD HE HAS A KNIFE PLEASE DONT KILL ME
>*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Then sprinkle some crack on him.

>>29826314
id fight him like a man. nothing wrong with an honorable fight. if you cant both use a firearm, and use your fists, you arent an effective fighter.

>>29829616
Why risk personal injury when you've already effectively nullified the threat? If you've drawn down on him I doubt he's gonna just charge you. If he's stupid enough to, he deserves what he gets.

>>29826314
If I've got a gun on him it's because I fear for my life and those I love. Therefor he gets half way through calling me a fag before he takes between two and four .45 ACP center of mass.

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>>29829592
Easier ways to do it than that

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>>29826332
>>29826884
>>29831027
My sides are the only casualty here

>>29826332
I get the feeling that guy has a massive grin on his face.

>>29829010
What did he mean by this?

>>29826314
Toss him a knife and shoot him.

>>29826408
Wtf is whacky??

>>29829248
This is horrible advice you don't want them alive testifying against you all crippled and shit in court

>>29831205
I believe he was implying that it's unlikely his rifle would go off without the trigger being pulled, thus rendering the safety switch a mere formality. It was mostly there to build the sense of "Deltas are super cool protagonist dudes who don't follow your square rules, man" that was a main dynamic in the movie [and possibly to some extent in real life too, but probably not anything quite that silly]

>>29826314
Walk slowly backwards while telling him to move away. Assuming I didn't start this encounter kill him if he comes at me bro.

>>29826314
IrateGunner

>>29826936
>andrew wakefield
Absolutely disgusting

>>29826482

>not packing whack-isol in your first aid kit.

This is a commonly preventable and.
How unfortunate.

>>29826868
>saying you're sorry for killing someone
How to get fucked in court for "admission of guilt" 101

I don't get it, is he suppose to be a big guy or something, I've fought cunts in Rugby bigger than him.

>>29832823
For you

>>29829616
>t. "I've done martial arts for a month and think I'm the shit"

>>29826314
>*pap*
>go home

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>>29832823
>honorable
kys

>>29826482
Kek

>>29832832
>>29832872

Not even, I just don't get how he's intimidating at all

>>29832894
I replied to the wrong post, sorry anon

>>29832894
It would be extremely painful

is that the Irate Gamer? I could whoop that pussy's ass in a second

>>29826314
I'd shoot him then beat him up, then shoot him again for good measure

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>You do a lota man-fightin' boy?

>>29829163
safety/security
Literally the same thing

>>29826314
Pocket sand...followed by fanning the hammer on my revolver.

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>...gruff gruff *pant* *pant* GRRRRRRR

What do?

>>29834664
Roll to seduce

>>29826314
>Remain a faggot and pretend that im on the internet
>Shoot him in the balls
>End up in prison after being refused my rights to defend myself
>Put my faggotry to good use

>>29826314
Shoot him, fuck that noise of rough and tumble shit, I've had enough of that crap when I was young.

>Put gun away
>Unsheathe Katana
>Teleport behind him

Nothing personal

>>29826314
>fight me like a man
OK.
*shoots*
What? Man's the only species with guns.

>>29826314
Arrest him and since he was resisting he bumped his head three times on the sidewalk.

>>29835148
Take off the badge and fight me like a man! Bitch! Pussy hiding behind authority so long he doesn't remember what it means to settle it with fists.

>>29826401
Low blow man. Low blow.

>>29827725
This. So much this.

>>29826314
Isn't he the 80's nostalgia guy?

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>>29826884
Works everytime

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>>29826314
Shoot him.

I mean, why wouldn't I?

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>>29835187
Hmmm, good point guess I don't.

>Hey boy, Tabasco!

>>29826314
look for potential witnesses or cameras...

>What do?
Beat the shit out of him with my bare hands.

What else am I supposed to do?

>>29835486
ah yes.
Man those prank videos are so fucking cringey.

>>29835616
Nothing says manly like using an animal as a meat shield. Hope tobasco is ready for two pits and a Shepard lol. And mine aren't trained to stop. Just to go. Every escalation can be matched. Except numbers. Police will never have the numbers. Either in IQ or quantity. Lol mufuckers must be a certain amount of stupid so they are compliant. You are no different than tobasco... An expendable asset barking from the end of his chain. A mad dog waiting to be put down.

>>29826401
>irategamer
>chad
Is it opposite day?

>>29835738
>barely literate
>aggressive where he doesn't need to be
>owns pitbulls
Probably still with their balls attached, so you can "breed them" and make more babychewers


What are the chances, within the next 5-10 years, you're going to be crying like a bitch on the news claiming
"BRUTUS DIDN'T HURT NO ONE!!! HE WAS A SWEET DOG!!! PLAYED WIF DA CHILDRUN! WHY THE JUDGE SAY HE HAF TU DIE?!"

>>29835738
Nigger mentality - the post

>>29826314
Switch to my taser and put him down until he complies. Then arrest him for assaulting an officer.

>>29835829
So far they only hate walky talkies. And pricks that carry them. Neighbors kids play with them daily.

>>29835982
Lol everyone's a nigger when they are done with authoritarian bs I guess. I'm actually rather white.

>>29826314
> Pull trigger
Came towards me in a threatening manner.
> Let go for defending self after police state harassment

>>29837877
Did I say 5-10 years? Let's lower that to 6 months.

Enjoy your lawsuit and euthanized dog.

>>29837913
Whatever fantasy makes you hard. Only problem will occur when someone tries to push their authority beyond what is right by law. No knocking is a surefire path to bloodshed.

>>29826314
Shoot him.

>>29838092
The only "fantasy" is that your unsnipped niggerdog are never, ever going to hurt nuthin', no-one, he's just a friendly guy!

>>29838239
Lol racist pansy getting hot and bothered over the same dog homesteaders left with babies as a nanny while they worked the fields. Just corpus do you still suck LEO pole if its black? I'm just curious which is stronger your nigger hate or your police love?

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>>29826400
>the pen is mightier shitlord

Hahah! Here take this for your troubles

>>29835829
Underrated post

>>29838318
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/04/09/nutley-pit-bull-baby-attack/

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/San-Diego-Mauling-Dog-Mira-Mesa-376758441.html

http://m.whio.com/news/news/trial-for-dog-owner-in-fatal-mauling-starts-today/nrFr7/

Don't kid yourself. Some dogs were bred to be rescue swimmers, others to be guards and others for a variety of different jobs. Pitbulls were bred to fight other dogs for many many years.

Just because Sweetie Pie from the shelter acts cute and cuddly doesn't mean that somewhere inside her doesn't lie a strong instinct that can be triggered randomly. I had a mini pincher once that was a little bitch. He would bark and go off on anything from cats to blimps. One day while doing some garden work with me we saw a vole (rat mole thing) and my pinscher without missing a beat grabbed it and shook it to death. I had never taught it to do that nor had I exposed it rodent before but that dog knew just how to dispatch vermin. Mini Pins if you didn't know were bred for pest control and my dog no matter how much we trained it had that predator instinct inside.

>>29839646
Please http://filmingcops.com/police-dog-attacks-child-leg-amputated/ try way harder http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/k9-attacks-toddler_us_56840804e4b06fa68881a474

>>29839781
So? A dog trained to attack humans attacks a human? The first is a case of cop being stupid and assuming that his working dog would make a good nanny dog (sound familiar) and the second was a case of a cop making a wrong assumption he should have checked and not just sent his dog in. It would be the same if had discharged his weapon with out positive ID. In both cases the cop is responsible and should be reprimanded.

>>29834664
Excellent ideal Sir Bearington.

>>29839971
And trashy individuals keeping known violent animals they themselves abuse into this behavior is the same as keeping obedience schooled animals trained on seventeen commands silent or spoken just because they share a species? Further, an animal snapping to instinct gets put down, yet an animal trained for a treat gets a reward for assault and a state funeral to try and stifle the well deserved guilt for weaponizing a dog in the first place. You logic and reasoning skills are befitting Hillary Clinton.

>>29839971
https://photographyisnotacrime.com/2015/12/florida-police-k-9-eats-suicidal-teens-face-from-department-with-history-of-dog-on-citizen-violence/

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"there are two kinds of people in this world. those with loaded guns, and those who dig."

>>29826314
Ok
>unshit katana

>>29826314

Fire a projectile at his dick. Now he's no longer a man.

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>>29840086

Tell him real men fight naked. Like the greeks.

Start pulling off my shirt and watch him run.

>>29831177
see the cheek line? he's either smiling or "showing his war face"

>>29826314
https://youtu.be/n5SAt8AdKlc

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>>29826314
ok, but I'd rather not fight at all

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>>29834664
>>29840086

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>>29840371
you dig

>>29840919
Apparently one of the quickest way to win a fight in a bar parking lot is to be a 5-foot-nothing Irishman with your pants at your ankles and your semi-hard drunk dick out.

>>29826314
31. Only cheaters prosper.

>>29826314
"I IDENTIFY AS A SIGSEXUAL STOP OPPRESSING ME REEEEEEEEEEE"
*bam bam bam*

>>29826314
> continue recording encounter on cell phone camera
"Sir, I feel threatened by your continued hostile actions. Please do not attack me."
> back away, secretly both hoping and fearing that he makes a move
I'd really rather not shoot anybody, but if I'm going to shoot somebody I hope it's a bloviating jackass waste-of-space piece of cunt.

>>29828424
AND THEM PANNIES!

NOW SKOO-WEEEEEL LIKE A PIGGY!

>>29827427
If that unarmed man is on your property or threatening you or your kin, you better fucking draw breh.

Chivalry is for dead niggas.

Although to be fair you're in a cemetery so maybe there is a sign on the lawn that says "dead nigger storage".

>>29832823
> auscux genuinely don't like having a defensive advantage
I'm not even sorry you lose 10% of your population annually to drop bear rape-maulings.

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No. I've seen Rush Hour. Not playing that game.

>>29840994
Chicken Boo, The Character.

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Asking someone to fight like a man is basically asking them to give up any advantage they have over you. It's an attempt to level the playing field in one's favor and a sign they probably aren't willing to fight at all if you won't agree to their terms.

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>>29826408
It's true, my uncle died of whacky. Here's a picture of him at his funeral.

I have severe hemophilia. I'll gun the Chad down with no hesitation if he advances. If I have a gun aimed at someone, I have intent to defend my life at any cost necessary.

>>29843253
>sever hemophilia
That's a rough hand anon, exactly how bad is it? Does your blood clot at all?

>>29826314

>you're not a man, you're an asshole

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Nothing

>Go over procedure
>Tell him his rights
>Slam him to the ground
>Partner handcuffs him
>Charge him for Assault on an Officer
>Get on with REAL job as a stripper in a bachlorette party

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>>29838318
I hate niggers and cops, but I love nigger cops. What's up?

>>29826342
How crippled?

>>29843927
I'm not sure lol

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>>29827845

>>29826314

If there is a reason my gun is out, it means we are pass the point of a fist fight.

If we are pass the point of a fist fight, we'd not be talking, I'd be shooting.

>>29827603
Kek

>>29826314

nah

>shot to the knee because I fear for my life and safety

>>29827655
>AVGN
>scammer

Nigra, every episode is free on youtube

>>29826314
"there are two kinds of people in this world,my friend; those with loaded guns, and those who want to fight like men"
>blam! blam! ... blam! blam!

>>29845874
Best way to go to jail. Shoot only to kill or not at all.

>>29848160
Shoot to stop. IF you drop him, no need to continue firing. That said,don't pull any hokey shit. If you aren't shooting till they drop, your life was not in imminent danger, and you will get fucked over.

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throw avgn dvds at him to induce a mental breakdown

>>29826314
>What do?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoTJXXOwXvk
never failed.

>>29827731
HAVE YOU NOT BEEN ON FIT. CHAD DOESNT GO TO THE GYM, HE'S TO BUSY EATING PIZZA.

>>29826314
>implying I will ever drop my beloved Makarov, especially in a position like this
Well obviously if a cop is telling me to give him it I will. I'm not a madman.
>>29826343
>oh my gods
>gods
Kill yourself you sperglord

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>>29828763

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>>29826314
>No.

>>29826314
>Lol no
>My life is worth more to me than your opinion of me is
>Now get on the ground while the cops show up

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>>29827671
>To be honest, if I was drawing my gun on him, he wouldnt have time to say anything before I put two in his chest.

>>29827627
What happens if you're not in the gun PITA club?

>>29826314
Uh...no.

>>29826314
>>Hey faggot, put down the gun and fight me like a man
>What do?

bullet between eyes

https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=ua_TZ84hmEA

>>29826868
wew

>>29849943
Chads are alright, it's phoneposters that need to be shot.

>>29835330
hey tumblr